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AerialMapper:
No be Nigerian song again?!
*Beat starts*
Kiddo-Kiddominat
verse 1 - Oya shake your bum bum, chop banana, put it in like Ronaldo
* hook*
Throw in some girls twerking
Verse 2 - See my money, i chop you, you chop my money see my car drink ciroc
*hook*
Twerk some more or shaku
Song don finish

Then add Pon Pon beats Angelina See my designer I am finer

For Pete's sake, you guys should let him breathe. See as una won tear am to shreds.

Good for him. I'm sure he smelt something from Perez' kitchen.
He's a legend.

See orderliness. Some Asian countries can be principled.
Lemme go and continue my Anime.

NwaAmaikpe:



I have met lots of University of Ibadan graduates but not once have I been given any reason why I should place them higher than Auchi Polytechnic graduates.

University of Ibadan is sadly overrated and gone are the days her graduates were employable.
If you think I'm lying ask any UI graduate you know to pronounce the word "her", they'd definitely pronounce it as "Ah".

Kikikiki
You're a case.

nellybadas:
So while we are looking at banky n mikel, our Nigerian nairaland sisters dey notice the guy's Dickson for middle. Hmmm

Their matter weak me. Seems the rumours of them getting laid easily is true

People blow cash in Quilox so it's quite easy for him to acquire these rides.
I'm not saying he's clean but common, it won't be difficult to acquire such rides and Quilox is a play ground for our celebrities and laptop gurus

TroubleMaker47:
Shina peller AKA Ghost!
I wonder who Tommy is.









Those that know, know!

Power too sweet

LoL, I'm not in support of how Dino was treated by the Nigerian police but this is pure acting. Dino has always been an entertainer
Waste of health resources.

Nokia sef, they should go and sleep.

Yawns.

Lobster919:
I fought a strong urge to not comment. But here goes.

Please leave the boyfriend out of all this for a minute. The poor boy has received enough insults and judgements from people who don't even know him. Even if he is broke, Unemployed for three years - Is it your business? That he is low doesn't make him a perpetual failure.

But It is the OP's business.
1. When she started the relationship with him 3 years ago (he was serving) wasn't he broke and unemployed? What still attracted her to him? His khaki or paltry Nysc allowance?.
Like i said. We have no business with this young man. But we do have business with the OP.

2. You cheated on him twice. This wasn't even done because you loved who you cheated with - I'm sure they were employed and not "broke". This exercise wasn't done because you wanted to start a relationship with who you cheated with. This wasn't done because it was a mistake (two is a charm).
You slept with them because you felt the sexual urge and attractiveness plus last ingredient greed to do so.
Your "poor" boyfriend is broke. Was his peni.s "broke" too? Why didn't you go to him for sex as well?

3. To those shouting and giving consultations "oh he is broke. He is humble. They are all loyal when broke". You have no business with that young man. OP has enough serious problems already for you all to give consultation on.

4. I don't care what you do. move on to the "nice customer", You need to get married, he is your bestie yen yen yen. You deserve no insults.
But I'll implore you to break up properly with your current boyfriend and be honest with him. For future sake because it's certain he can't remain the same forever.

And please. For national peace. Let's learn to drop this "he is broke, she is broke" language. Or insulting people when they ask for advise. For national peace.

The rate at which people are using this 'broke' word is alarming. Seems blacks have become accustomed to the word.

The moment I saw customer, I new this bae was lost. Whether broke or not, he should have dumped your silly a$$. What do you really want?

What the actual f u c k? These guys be using brand name sell shit

Not a fan of IPOB movement but this is all shades of wrong. This country is turning into something else.

Drop the idea of beating her. Easy O jeje
Don't complicate matters for yourself. Some ladies don't know what they want in this life. They keep turning good guys to monsters
Just let her be and move on with life.

Both of them are good song writers. Just that this Pon pon beats won't let us hear world. She say give me assurance...
Kogi boy

OrangeDream:
For the first time in my life, i felt violated by my own bathroom when her friend (the longest period in the world) paid her a visit.


She carries bushy hair around in the house like my grandmum and spit around too.


I don't even think my roof will survive our 5th anniversary cos that woman will snore it down very soon.



Worst, how can i forget how she took meat from our pot, suck the soup and threw the meat back inside the pot?.


I don't know whether to call this PREDICAMENT, PROBLEM OR PALAVA?

Choi

Still waiting for the married folks to turn up. Thread should have been allowed to progress a bit before bringing it to front-page. Look how the first page is kinda messed up. I guess we'll start reading detailed inputs from the third page.

Pentools:
This life sha....you just have to know somebody wey get, should incase u no get money n ur papa no come get too.

I'm quite disappointed in M.I on this one, dude just Dey promote this guy by any means because say him na boujee, wetin dice Dey sing pass milli n loose kaynon.

M.I just decided to rubbish milli because he's a nobody, despite rooting for him n choc city from day 1, loose kaynon don kuku hide him face tey tey.

Naija music industry na jonsing!!

So many Chocolate City artistes are low-key. Em, what's boujee? Someone from outside the country who came to settle in Nigeria?

Forget it mehn, Falz is on another level. He's multitalented like Childish Gambino.
It's not easy to make such a cover when all our artistes are hailing yansh and money. Falz is one of our few artistes that can pull this off. He understands what's going happening in Nigeria.
I'm surprised he dropped this within a short period of time and even added IGP Idris' transmission shit

He murdered it and I'm impressed. Truth is always unpleasing to the ears.

Why do people mix prayers and premarital sex? People who do that really gut balls. OP needs a lady knows how to fire prayers during sex. This one is confusion at it's peak. Better watch your back.

See their Baban riga and caps. Ego ooo

The hijab has been bastardised beyond redemption na. The hijab na just camouflag. I stopped taking hijab wearers serious a long time ago.
Falz did justice to this is Nigeria.

Dewze:
This is one of the staunch Buhari supporters. You claim to support Buhari for his integrity, yet you have no integrity yourself. You hail Buhari for fighting corruption, yet berate another person for speaking against the same corruption. Why don't you tell Buhari to stop speaking against corruption simply because it is the way of life here.

Hypocrites are the most dangerous set of people to have as supporters or ally. It is made obvious with this your comment that your support for Buhari is laced with something else other than anti corruption, maybe religion.

Know this, from today, every time and any where I see you make any comment supporting Buhari's anti corruption fight, I am going to quote this your post for everyone to see the hypocrisy in you.

Because of your post, I had to check the person you quoted and I was surprised to see it was Madrid guy of all people. Double standards things.

Not even Ramos will believe your analysis. Ramos was built for this, he lives for it. He can just stroll pass you as a striker and you're already holding your nose
Another pro is Pepe, ask Messi.

Conspicuous behind
But no b so them dey enter kitchen of such magnitude. thought she's playing the chef thing well sef.

noble2faith:
Honestly my bro. I dey throway salute for dose wey dey marry dem, especially actresses... As in I watch one movie like dat, see how a guy dey press one woman yansh anyhow.. I believe sey d woman go get husband for house

Chai, in Jah we trust.

These politicians no send again oo Just balling anyhow

noble2faith:
I cannot marry a lady involved in any of d below profession

- Musicians (secular)
- actresses (honestly, I can't stand watching my wife being smooched all in d name of acting)
- dancers

Even producers no go allow your wife rest. It happens in America then coming to Nigeria that they don't even have ethics, you'll get heart attack

Thank God Salah is not from Italy. I trust Italian mafia to respond.
Ramos has more than 20 red cards in his football I career; no b today E start. You have to have a cleaner in your team.
Liverpool always loses will to play after Salah is removed which is bad. They should work on their psychology.
Marcelo's cross and Bale's goal were both superb.The way Zidane touched his head on seeing the goal was dope.

Bale carry Karius dey practice freekick Madrid had this cup in their hands Liverpool were just there cos Madrid needed an opponent Hala Madrid!!! Barca fans should go and sleep.