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Romance › Re: Please Help Me Safe My Marriage by Enegod(m): 8:48am On Jun 29, 2013

[quote author=Mr knowitall.]YOU WANNA SAFE YOUR MARRIAGE OR SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE? ANYWAYS....SO YOUR WIFE WANTS SEX AND YOU DONT WANNA GIVE IT

TO HER BECAUSE YOU WORK TOO MUCH? SO WHAT KINDA HELP ARE YOU WANTING? IS YOUR WIFE BEAUTIFUL? [/quote]so..you want help him satisfy his wife...kai!! op, i think you should buy her a Love Machine so that she can satisfy herself..

Jokes Etc › Re: Guys by Enegod(m): 8:20am On Jun 29, 2013

joke section is the right place for this poo

Sports › Re: Keshi Will No Longer Be Responsible For Selecting The Squad – NFF by Enegod(m): 8:13am On Jun 29, 2013

this is not gonna end well....NFF turning into a coaching staff...funny!!

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by Enegod(m): 8:00am On Jun 29, 2013

fruityjojo: wat are u smdh 4? Can u Read nd comprehend English at all!? Pls dnt quote me just 2 ask Senseless questions!

why can't you reply in a romantic way...Nigerian girls...always aggresive...

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Romance › Re: 7 Sin U Must Never Commit Against A Woman . by Enegod(m): 9:56pm On Jun 28, 2013

haitto99: guy u correct die

Romance › Re: Why Date At All by Enegod(m): 9:54pm On Jun 28, 2013

Princess zoe: exactly and same goes with men. Any man that does such is not good for marriage either and definitely will have trust issues also. Our bodies are temple of God and should be given to our wives and husbands only.

Celebrities › Re: Why I Want Mikel Obi – Nollywood Actress,cossy Orjiakor by Enegod(m): 4:50pm On Jun 28, 2013

this one go kill mikel career with her booobs

Romance › Re: Does Your Girlfriend Look Attractive Without Her Make Up And Fake Hair? by Enegod(m): 4:36pm On Jun 28, 2013*

freecocoa: Go and get married joor and stop asking silly questions

I wonder what you'd do with the answers you hope to get,mscheew.

i don't see why you should be angry,is a simple good question..anyway....
.Happy birthday!!

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Romance › Re: 7 Sin U Must Never Commit Against A Woman . by Enegod(m): 3:10pm On Jun 28, 2013

those rules aren't for naija babes..if you use soft hands on them, u will be a mugu in their eyes...you gatz use strong hands on them for your relationship to be successful

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by Enegod(m): 2:57pm On Jun 28, 2013

fruityjojo: Na wa! All u guys sayin Nigeria gals aint romantic, Search very very Well! Shine ur eyes, if she aint givin u d Romance, den she is givin it 2 someone else! With ya money!

sweery...is this how you normally do? naija galz...smdh!!!

Romance › Re: Exclusive Live Interview With Abpatrick - Mr. Nairaland - June Edition by Enegod(m): 12:13pm On Jun 28, 2013*

https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/drink/t0316.gif *drinking beer*

Crime › Re: Pastor Caught In Bed With Female Youth Leader; Escapes Half-nak*d by Enegod(m): 9:07am On Jun 28, 2013

Matthew7:21-23
Not everyone who says to me,Lord,Lord
will enter the kingdom of heaven but only
he who does the will of my father who is in
heaven.Many will say to me on that day
Lord,Lord did we not prophesy in your
name and in your name drive out demons
and perform many miracles?Then i will tell
them plainly i never knew you.Away from
me you evildoers.

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Romance › Re: To Only Girls Pls Answer Dis 4me by Enegod(m): 7:49am On Jun 28, 2013

Ugokings4luv: Why it's dat whenever i lay on top of my girlf, she will like my body 2 be in contact wit her breast. Is she deriving any joy 4rom dat?pls tell me if i will be doing it 2 make her happy.

what's this?!!

Romance › Re: Why Date At All by Enegod(m): 7:27am On Jun 28, 2013*

nice write-up....i dnt see why a lady should date up to 15 guys,giving all punny in the name of finding the special one...that kinda lady isn't good for marriage..she will have trust issue.. dnt date if you are not ready for sex and marriage

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by Enegod(m): 10:03pm On Jun 27, 2013

Popowaa: I alwz helped my ex when he was in a difficult situation and anytime i couldnt help financially i encouraged him with words.I also made sure he knew hw much i loved him both with words and actions everytime.We broke up becos he too violent and possesive

this sounds unromantic

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Romantic Thing A Nigerian Girl Did For You. by Enegod(m): 10:01pm On Jun 27, 2013

Nigerian girls ain't romantic at all!!!

Romance › Re: I Don't Want To Lose Her! by Enegod(m): 9:41pm On Jun 27, 2013

kid

Celebrities › Re: Akon Caught Looking At Actress Omotola’s Boóbs by Enegod(m): 6:13pm On Jun 27, 2013

he was looking at the neckless not the booobs

Politics › Re: Obama Canvasses For Gay Rights In Africa by Enegod(m): 6:11pm On Jun 27, 2013

thank God is not coming to Nigeria!!

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Romance › Re: He Tattooed My Name On Him, Help !!! by Enegod(m): 3:23pm On Jun 27, 2013

shei relationship na 50/50? you should be afraid because you haven't done the same for him... why not tatoo his name on your punny to show him that he is the only one that has access to it....

Romance › Re: I Am Confused!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i Need Help) by Enegod(m): 3:15pm On Jun 27, 2013

Stop calling someone who never picks up
or takes forever to call you back because
such a person lacks common courtesy, such
a person may be in love with someone
else or simply using you at his or her
convenience.
Stop texting a person who doesn’t reply in
a reasonable amount of time. I know that
person may be claiming that he or she is
ever busy but if that person really loved
you h/she wouldn’t have failed to spare at
least 2 minutes to text you any short
message like I MISS YOU, I LOVE YOU… If
you are in love with such a person just
know h/she has not time for you but has
time to text the other person that he or
she loves and fears to piss and lose. Stop
chasing after someone who doesn’t want
to be caught. Stop caring for someone who
doesn’t appreciate everything you do for
him or her. Stop having hope in someone
who takes you as his or her second option.
I mean that person who is ever interested
in you when he or she is sad, bored or
stressed. Stop pleading and crying for
someone who sees no value in your tears.
Seriously you deserve someone who gladly
picks up when you call with much need of
hearing his or her voice, someone who
replies promptly to your texts and treats
you with common decency, someone who
appreciates everything you do for him or
her, someone who fears to lose you just
like the way you do, someone who takes
you as his or her priority....

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Romance › Re: Does A Guy Have To Say " Be My Girlfriend" by Enegod(m): 2:53pm On Jun 27, 2013

Aunty nurse: But please which state r u? Lemme also come. I will stay in a hotel.Lol..

lesbian

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Lied About His Age! by Enegod(m): 2:30pm On Jun 27, 2013

TheCharisma: A. I don't appreciate moderators changing the words I use to make them "nicer".
B. It's a joke! If he said he was 23 2 years ago, of course he'd be 25 now! I can't believe none of you people were smart enough to figure that out!
C. I will not post a picture of myself; you have to guess my age based on my writing and attitude.

kid

Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Play Games? by Enegod(m): 2:17pm On Jun 27, 2013

are girls still playing hard-to-get nowadays?! i don't see any reason why a guy should waste his time with such girls

Crime › Re: (photo) Guy Rapes Unilag Student, Shared Photo Online. by Enegod(m): 1:10pm On Jun 27, 2013

Fashion › Re: What Is Your Take On Hairy Women??? by Enegod(m): 10:08am On Jun 27, 2013

some are attractive why some are not....i dont know the type you have.....why not show us

Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Bodyguard Blocks Amaechi From Greeting Mr. President by Enegod(m): 9:04am On Jun 27, 2013

GEJ is still the boss!!

Romance › Re: How To Treat A Lady by Enegod(m): 8:22am On Jun 27, 2013

*drinking tea* https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/drink/t0328.gif

Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Men Really Mean?? by Enegod(m): 7:46am On Jun 27, 2013

lumideezle: Choi!! See fine gal o, Y are u finding it so hard 2 accept that a man has fallen head over heels in love with u?? U are beautiful dear seriously and fresh!! And No u are not fat, some people with your figure are celebrities here eg Tools( google her)
Moving forward I'll advice u accept his love, if u feel the same.
Abeg if u have a sis hook me up lol and NO I do not need your money(I have a very very good paying job) or green card
Thanks.

smdh!!

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Entertainment › Re: 5 Facts For The Ladies, What You Need To Know That Impresses Men The by Enegod(m): 7:57pm On Jun 26, 2013

nice one

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