₦airaland Forum

VladimirPutiin:
How you take know ??

your nose no dey perceive the odour?

Newton2024:
[s][/s]helinues
Mooh247
Enemyofpeace
charlesdinho7
Badonasty
Ghania2
TeeGentle
ablejesus26
famology
tesppidd
DonNeon
Dreambeat
Dikegodspower
muykem
LeoDeKing

Must you people post irrationality?

Any country whose majority of her citizens are like the people mentioned above can never ever get it right. Not even in one million years to come. I regret sharing the same country with them. Nigerians are not victims of bad governance but culprits of bad governance.

Look at their disgusting and irritating comments about. Even if you are loyal to a particular party, must you write rubbish that is totally off point and irrelevant to the topic.

Those who hired you guys to be writing nonsense on social media are doing disservice to our nation. What you guys need is good job and not dancing naked on faceless forums.

How I wish Nairaland can have separate group for intellectual who can think sensibly and argue wisely without posting jargons everywhere.

wehdone o, mr know all. The world is big enough for you to leave the country for us. Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

kingjessy:
may I see your picture?

why? You wan marry me or I tell you sey I dey look for wife? I’d rather marry Eniola badmus than to marry you. I ate boat mouth and body odours. You gerit?

Another ugly bitch

VladimirPutiin:
What could be going on in the minds of this girl while looking at Ahmed Musa that way ??


Lastly, make eagles � avoid those big asss Ghana girls.

the babe fine but she get mouth odour

See as him resemble funjosh

Iya aladura of Nigeria. See as her skirt resemble that of vickyrotex

You’re boat beds of the same feathers

ajebuter:
You and who?

Ori yin buru sir..

no mind the atole man

Craze talk

Leventusa:
Please someone should please help me with little amount to buy food eat the hunger is unbearable any more am hungry I need food life of a student really tough and if you have job too to sustain I ll appreciate please am hungry thanks and God bless....Zero 66 Seventy 96 Zero 36 Wale gtb

my friend fok off and stop begging. You’ve got no single shame in your body. Go and look for something to do jo

See as lalasticlala dey happy like sey he won jackpots

Yinmu! Just talk sey you support Tinubu, stop using God to lie to the gullible

Chei see where mynd44 is doing her NYSC? Na wa o

They would be beated home and away by Ghana insha Allah

NIGERIA – British Incorporated (3)

By Dr. Sunny Oby Maduka.
Independent Newspaper.
Saturday February 05, 2022.

When I stated last week that H.E. Tinubu’s visit to PMB was to assure the UK government of his unalloyed loyalty. UK government wanted an assent attestation from PMB of his support for Tinubu’s ambition to be Nigeria president come 2023. Such assurance attestation will be tabled before Her Majesty and British government officials for further scrutiny. We are all aware that Tinubu started his electoral campaign from the UK, but he was asked to go home and obtain a concrete evidence of his loyalty to Britain as PMB did. In that closed-door meeting between PMB and Tinubu, there was a written document in a questionnaire format. Tinubu must answer those questions and signed the letter attached therein. He did and hence he boasted of being the next president of Nigeria. He wanted Britain to understand his loyalty attestation when he said that he will continue from where PMB stopped. A mere mortal won’t understand the true meaning of that simple phrase of continuity. It’s not about PMB policies directions continuity, but a pre-planned British Incorporated company objective continuity.

As I was still musing about Tinubu’s body language on his convinced mien about being our next president, he jetted out of the country to UK last weekend, and according to his aide, his principal (Tinubu) travelled to UK to rest before the electoral campaigns kickstart. And many of us believed without asking questions about how there’s no other place in Nigeria where Tinubu could rest.

Are we having a Nigerian president or a UK envoy?

The truth is that Tinubu has gone to the UK to submit his answer sheet to the questionnaire format to the Her Majesty and Boris Johnson government officials to verify if PMB’s signature specimen was properly assented. He will then have a one-on-one interview by the Nigeria Board of Directors composed of all British Oil companies Management officials. Once his candidacy has been approved by UK government, we should forget about our voting rights and privileges.

Lensen Ibekwe’s comment to my earlier series to this article was a vindication of the present pathetic state of Nigeria leadership enthronement. Hear him: “Dear DSM, this article scored the bull’s eyes. Like every lamentation, Nigeria’s seemingly irredeemable woes are transparent but everyone who have crookedly ascended leadership positions have viewed them with opaque eyes…..As for the contraption called Nigeria, everything possible must be done by the Engineer (Britain) to keep massaging the lie. Our today’s so-called leaders are mere District Heads as applied during the indirect rule of our Colonial Masters. And whose loyalty are secured through coercion and blackmail”.

As I am writing this piece, there are many Nigeria top government officials who are in UK, and their main objective is to be part of the emissaries that will lead Tinubu in defense of his manifesto in UK. Tinubu didn’t go to UK to rest, but to get approval for his presidential ambition. Yes, he may be resting as per his unstable medical health conditions, but I’m assuring all Nigerians that even if Tinubu is on a wheelchair, he will be the president of Nigeria in 2023 if UK approves.

Have we forgotten the late President Yar’Adua’s case? He was in a German hospital while OBJ was making a phone call on his sickbed.

Who’s not aware of the health conditions of President Yar’Adua when UK, in collaboration with OBJ hoisted a sick president on Nigerians?

“Nigeria is a country where abnormalities reign with impunity and the people rave about their hardships as zombies that are senseless”. DSM.

Atiku should not make the mistake of 2019 by going to USA, but should equally queue in, and do everything possible to ensure that he has the backing of UK government. He must try to give UK government his loyalty and put to table, what Britain stands to gain if he becomes the president. Let there be comparisons between Tinubu and Atiku, otherwise, Tinubu will be hoisted on us by fire by force, and by UK government, Nigeria crook billionaires and PMB’s signature attestation.

This week, we saw many Northern APC Governors, Senators and leaders paying a courtesy visit to Atiku, an ambitious PDP presidential aspirant, in his home. These are the same shameless leaders that were hailing Tinubu as their incoming president in UK a few months ago.

The outcome of such a meeting should be a clear indication of the North still reneging on the unsigned mutual agreement of zoning the presidential candidate based on the North and South formula.

Where’s The Igbos?

The sad truth is that the Igbos have become a beggar zone that has forgotten the power of her economic buoyancy and scattered population coverage. In a decent society, Igbos should be lured to lead this country, and the reason being that the country needs the economic ingenuity of the Igbos.

In 2021, Igbos in diaspora remittance was in the neighbourhood of $5billion. Traders and manufacturers in Alaba, Nnewi, Onitsha, Abuja, Aba, Kano, Ladipo, Trade fair, and Diobu generated another estimated revenue of about $5billion. This is estimated at about N6 trillion. The entire Nigeria budget provisions: Estimated Revenue N7.99 trillion, Actual Revenue N8.13 trillion and we ended up with a budget deficit of N6.45 trillion as against the approved N5.6 trillion.

From the above, Igbos generated more than 75% of the entire country’s revenue.
The only remaining enemies to the Igbos becoming the president of Nigeria is not necessarily the population vaunting of the North, or the trickery of the West and South, but their coming together as one entity. Igbos have all it takes to be the president of Nigeria even if UK becomes the permanent abode of the would-be contestant. Enough of playing second fiddle, and drumming a myopic idea of marginalisation. London is where Nigeria president is being decided on and not running around like chickens looking for the devouring hawks within the vicinity of Nigeria soil.

This is my free feasibility study for anyone who is interested to becoming Nigeria president. Don’t waste your time and money to campaign if you’ve not been given a provisional approval rating by UK government. All that you need to do is to go to London with your crooked documents on what UK government stands to gain if you are a president. It’s all about whose beneficial document benefits UK government and oil companies that will be considered.

Nigeria is a corporate entity of UK, and only the person whose interests are going to benefit the Chief Executive gets the promotion of becoming a president.

The sad truth about Igbos ascension to the Nigeria presidency is that Igbos are not trusted especially with the new wave of agitations for independence. UK government will never allow any person with any inclination to restructure the pathetic arrangements of Nigeria. That’s the biggest problem that the Igbos must fight against.

If you can read the first part of this article, you’ll understand why it’s going to be very difficult for an Igbo president to emerge in Nigeria.

As at now, most notable UK, European and American universities are studying the traits of an average Igbo person. Igbos are special species because they are not only intelligent, but they are rare breeds in terms of migration resilience and insightful economic pace setters. They’re never afraid of situational changes because they are born strategists. UK government doesn’t want such genetic inference as a leader in Nigeria.

Back To the Basics

Who would have ever believed that PMB will be voted for the second term in office after all known dismissal stewardship in his first term?

I won’t even delve into his WASC attestation ‘wahala.’ It’s in the public domains, but who dares challenge the top management (Britain) decisions on who manages a branch of their estate or company (Nigeria)?

It’s ALL ABOUT who gets the approval from the Chief Executive Officer of Nigeria and Nigerians British incorporated venture.

Stop being ignorant of why Nigeria has remained unprecedented a miserable state right from the past, today and probably, in the future.

Nigeria to foreigners does not exist, because we have not found out why and how Nigeria was incorporated by Britain. Until we delve deeper into the motives of why British government has remained dumbfounded to the freedom agitations in Nigeria while she’s enjoying such from European Union freedom PHILOSOPHY, we will keep feeding the Nigeria incorporation headquarters that’s based in London.

Let’s wake up from our mental enslavement and get it deep into our skulls that Nigeria is the most viable British government’s business venture and not an equal partner in the committee of nations.

Did you think that GEJ just handed power to PMB on a platter?

Wake up. He didn’t. Forget his most quoted phrase of, ‘My ambition is not worth spilling the blood of any Nigerian’. The intrigue was that there were secret phone calls from different dimensions and countries. It was when the British government aligned with PMB, and which was communicated to GEJ that he knew that the game was up. In order to give him a soft landing, certain promises were made to GEJ. Such promises include: 1. He will not be probed despite all the reckless approvals that depleted our foreign account reserve. 2. He will be made a statesman in terms of leading certain government envoys presentations as a way to launder his image and the corruption escalation mess in his regime. 3. He may be reconsidered to contest in 2023. 4. None of his assets will be touched or be investigated.

While we’re sleeping, dreaming of an ideal country, some foreign countries together with our saboteurs in leadership are planning on how to use our lives as cheese games.

If we miss it in 2023, we will live to regret our actions even in the graves.

(Stay tuned till next week for continuation)

Dr. Sunny Oby Maduka (DSM), is an Author, Resource Personality, Management Consultant/ Trainer, Chartered/Certified – Au d i t o r / A c c o u n t a n t , Financial Compliance Expert, Economic/Political Analyst Strategist, Marine Expert and Motivationist)

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Mariamoh:
Young man how re dey backwarded in all spheres or z it immorally xters shown by ur people seems progress

Religion is one of the reasons these people are so backward in all spheres of life

Some people are earth less

Aufbauh:
Kai, see small pikin trying fruitlessly to correct his uncle on typo error.

I can't even comprehend your disjointed conjectures. Are you writing in shorthand or pidgin? Lol!

typo error indeed!

Nigeria is long gone, just forget it, the whole thing don spoil completely, no thanks to corruption

Religion is one of the reasons these people are so backward in all spheres of life

This news just dey totori me for body. Las las na stone we go stone Buhari and all these criminals out of office

Ttalk:
I thought dis man used to be a Pastor?

any hediot can claim to be a pastor

Buroda Femi please shut the fok up

Hunger baaaaaaaaaaad!

SmartPolician:
Buhari is the biggest disappointment in the history of Nigerian leadership. A serious leader who wants to fight corruption doesn't go after the so-called corrupt politicians. Instead, he focuses on using institutional reforms, technology and legislation to block loopholes that allow those people steal.

I have yet to see one major reform that man implemented to stop the madness of looting public funds. Funnily enough, he tells us he is fighting corruption. It is safe to say that Nigeria wasted 7 years on a clueless and daft oldie who doesn't even know his left from his right.

please come and take a message to your evil president

Aufbauh:
Op, must you show the level of your ignorance publicly?
EFCC shouldn't be blaim for culprits walking freely after prosecution but, rather the compromised judiciary that reserve judgement for the highest bidder.

for you mind now, you don’t talk be dat abi? Ordinary blame, you no fit spell, not to talk of you not knowing that the blame should be in past tense. Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

This issue of EFCC arresting politicians in Nigeria is nothing but a huge joke...

*Danjuma Goje*
Accused of mismanaging N25bn state funds by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Stella Oduah*
Accused of diversion of N3.5bn by the EFCC
Where is she now: Senate

*Orji Uzor Kalu*
Accused of mismanaging N7.65bn state funds by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Rochas Okorocha*
Accused of mismanaging state funds by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Ike Ekweremadu*
Accused of conspiracy, money laundering and other illicit dealings by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Ifeanyi Ubah*
Accused of N43bn subsidy fraud by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Ibrahim Shekarau*
Accused of N950m GEJ Campaign fund mismanagement by the EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Theodore Orji*
Accused of mismanaging N27bn state funds by EFCC
Where is he now: Senate

*Ibikunle Amosun*
Accused of stockpiling 1,000 AK47 and 4 million bullets
Where is he now: Senate

*Godswill Akpabio*
Accused of mismanaging N100bn state funds by the EFCC
Where is he now: Federal Minister.

Nigeria is a thearter of comedy...

It's only a matter of days or weeks and Obiano is a free man.

Now tell me, what is all these gra-gra and Maga-Maga wey EFCC dey do?

Please when is the strike by the Nigeria police coming up?

please tell him not to call o

Aisha Tijani are Muslim names, by their religion we shall know them. If you know you know