₦airaland Forum

TheOldGods:
Getting ready to cook it. I love snake meats, however this is my very first time cutting and removing the snake intestines.


@Lala can you confirm I removed the intestine well?

professor lala to the rescue

Not surprised. A party that is stealing the futures of people in the country, will steal anything

Baronnaire:
Boat or Both? Na wa oh...

Besides, Laughable and Laudable are very distinct in meaning please, nothing like American and British shit...

Grammarian.

you’re not current with the use of English nor with syntax. You’ll need to go back to school or get closer to google. I’m too busy to be your teacher on nairaland

asaajuomo1:
This guy should stop flaunting wealth. (Davido 250m car, land in banana Island, TV "etc)
That's why you see underage guys going into money ritual because of showing off by celebrities.

e pain am

Chei this life no balance o, lalasticlala, vickyrotex, fatymore, funkebabee, folake4u, mynd44, ajepako, bola146 and funjosh still dey there dey struggle with 1960 black and white TV

NOwazobia:
Laudable is the word to use instead of laughable if your intention was to praise, as your post clearly suggested.

you see your life? You’re not even current on the use of English. For your information, boat of them are correct, one is British English, while the other one is American English, I chose to use the American English. Stop arguing with me, I’m a guru when it comes to English

The price of this car go buy nairaland, pay off seun and all his moderators

NOwazobia:
My comment was based on the presupposition that you were trying to commend the project, of which laughable as you used it, tends to put the context in the opposite.

correct me now

In all my adult life, I have never seen a government that is this confused, incompetent, spineless, uncreative, rudderless, tactless, clueless and demoralising like this one headed by a medical tourist, President Muhammadu Buhari. In seven years, it is a big shame that the Buhari presidency is unable to build a state of the art hospital that could answer his medical needs and the needs of other Nigerians . In seven years, our megawatts still revolve around 4,000 and 5,000 with so much so-called investment in the energy sector; and the president hops to London at the slightest opportunity to enjoy uninterrupted power supply, while leaving us in darkness. They go for medical tourism like post-graduate students seeking post-graduate degrees abroad. In seven years, electricity is in a quandary, possibly leading the country to a state of near total darkness;, and General Buhari would still thump his chest as president of Nigeria;  presiding over failure? In seven years, not a single Refinery has been fixed or has any brand new one being built. It is an unpardonable failure on the part of this APC-led Federal government under the watch of President Buhari. I have never seen this level of incompetence being exhibited in high office like what we are witnessing today. 

Life has become unbearable under a system that is manifestly asphyxiating, dehumanising and discomfitting. Nigeria and Nigerians have become internally displaced persons in their own country as a result of the blood-spilling activities of bandits and kidnappers. From the North to the South, we are seeing rivers of blood flowing with cake of crimson, as a result of general insecurity. 

Nothing seems to be working in Nigeria except failure. Only last week, the Auditor-General made mind-boggling revelations about the millions of barrels of oil without any trace under a president and minister of petroleum whose adherents see as "mai-gaskiya". How on earth can 107 million barrels of oil be declared missing under a government that sings about anti-corruption, yet not many heads have rolled, nobody has been sacked, nobody has been apprehended and no one is cooling off in jail!! Imagine such a whooping figure as if it is a piece of groundnut in a pupil's pocket. To make matters worse, the Finance Minister reportedly told the nation that the Federal Government was thinking of raising euro-bond cash to fund oil subsidy. What a cataclysmic catastrophy!. What impudence!

The APC and the Federal Government are two sides of a dysfunctional system that are unassailably confused, directionless and running amok. The president is confused, the APC is confused, the general psyche of the people has been utterly affected. Aside from dithering from one dysfunctional emanation to another, the confusion in the party is a manifestation of the confusion in the government. As if to rub insult on our collective injuries, the President's Spokesman told an already befuddled nation and a citizenry that is heavily overburdened that "heaven will not fall", no matter the lamentations and difficulties we are experiencing. Imagine such infamy! How do you score such a wicked and sullen statement from a government that was voted for? For over a month now, fuel scarcity has remained a perpetual crisis across the country. Man-hours wastages are affecting the economy in a very debilitating manner. Long queues of vehicles occasioned by the scarcity have become ugly sights across the country. Diesel has risen to over N700 per litre, kerosene which ought to be the cheapest for the average masses is now selling for N450 per litre. Electricity tariffs have risen astronomically, almost beyond the reach of the ordinary Nigerian. In all of these, an elected president abandoned his citizens to seek medical attention in London. 

I have stated on several occasions in the last that a sick country cannot do well under a president that has health challenges;  one of the reasons I am vehemently opposed to those old and tired politicians who now want to temporarily acquire the Aso Villa as their retirement home, and use the office to rejuvenate and repair themselves by contesting for presidency. Rather than attend to our needs, they would be making all efforts to sustain their own wellbeing at the detriment and expense of Nigerians. They will force the country to work and walk at their own slow pace. Rather than be on the fast lane, the country will naturally be detained in a motion without movement scenario, because the supposed enabler is busy attending to his health needs. It is pathetic that in president Buhari's 7 years in office, he could not build a world standard hospital to look after hisOWN  health needs and those of other citizens. Just take a look at the curious contradictions; the president of the country is in London for medicals, the First Lady is reportedly in Dubai, the Caretaker Committee Chairman of the ruling party was in Dubai for medicals. Both party and government are immersed in unpardonable voyageS of wellness while the rest of the country can go to hell. This government is not just wicked and inconsiderate, but also a cultivator of poverty, impoverishment, deprivation, hunger and starvation. The government has shown visible signs of underperformance, incompetence and crass materialism. The level of corruption in the system rubbishes the so-called anti-corruption mantra of the government. 

This is a clarion call to all and sundry that we must collectively add our voices to make the 2023 election a referendum by Nigerians against the abnormalities of the ruling APC. We have been demobilised by suffering and economic dislocations, hence we must speak with one voice against a system and party that has crippled our sense of creativity and productivity. As hard working Nigerians, we must conscientize, mobilise, and synergize amongst ourselves to create the right nexus for citizen action against the ruling party in 2023. We must bail our country from the octopoidal grip of the present incompetent leadership and lead it on the path of constructive and collective engagement in the overall interest of our people. We cannot continue to cultivate failure, embellish incompetence, glamourise inertia, celebrate nepotism and decorate cronyism in a 21st century world, as our article of faith. Never again! 2023 beckons. 



Signed....



PRINCE KASSIM AFEGBUA

Buhari you see your life?

VEHINTOLAR:
Absolutely,"boat" of them are correct ! Ori e ti gba le !

English please and stop making incantations here. I’m covered with the blood of Jesus

Aguku:
Dangote knows what's up

Yinmu

liljboy10:
U are a fool

a very BIG FOOL

It is called ma jo lo, mo weyin re and a o merin joba, if you know, you know

[quote author=VEHINTOLAR post=111260581][/quote]boat of them are correct, one is British English, while the other one is American English, I chose to use the American English

adelaja70:
Laughable? wahala dey oooo

what? Please don’t start

NOwazobia:
Shey English na your mate... LMAO

what’s wrong with what I wrote? If you’re not current with the use of English, please stay away from me. I challenge you to correct what I wrote

This is a laughable project and Dangote should be commended for this. Congratulations Sir!

GloriousGbola:
When will we get our expose on Seun osewa though?

Moderator was forced to post a snake thread to FP everyday

I’m seriously working on it

These are just some of the reasons they send hired killers to some hediots like this modafoka. Take life jeje!

I pray that Nigeria is beated home and away

kullozone:
Are you crazy?
Why turn it into a Christian-Muslim issue

This guy na real egufe

Na assslicking go kee you and your manna las las.
Mugu

don’t mind the modafoka

[quote author= post=111250274]They need to change their Chairman.
Nigeria will succeed in our lifetime.

[s]Same line......
A Christian Professor had been leading jamb all through Obasanjo to Jonathan yet for 40 years of jamb; only N52 Million was remitted to FG.

A Muslim Professor who was appointed just in two years of handling jamb remitted over N15 Billion. FIFTEEN BILLION. So who is following after righteousness?
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God bless Nigeria and all hardworking, , sane and honest Nigerians [/quote]you made it look as if only Christians are corrupt. If I talk now, you’ll run to lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique and co. Mtcheeeeeew!

akwarandu:
We have never had it so bad, this man is a total failure in terms of governance.
I regret that i supported this man from 2003 to 2017.

his parents should have aborted him, it would have saved Nigerians all these numerous problems

Wasted sperm. A curse to humanity. tell him I said so

Ademola47:
Dangote refinery is a private business, why does the president has to use public machinery to formally launch it?

because Dangote is a Muslim from the north

You sat on your boss’s chair, o wrong now

Iyaebe:
My husband will cover up for my shortcomings,is there anything else you want to say?

my husband? Na where you go see am marry?

Bimpe29:
This life is entirely funny. Those assets belongs to Davido as long as he lives but none of them will be his as soon as he dies.

because he will no longer need them