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So there is a place called Toto(pusssssssy) in Nasarawa State? The thing go dey very ship there be dat

gidgiddy:
At least he fought before running away, you guys can never fight to even talk about getting to the stage of running away

he fought and ran? Bloody coward.

EFCC PRESS STATEMENT

Setting the Records Straight on Investigations of Humanitarian Ministry

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has noticed the rising tide of commentaries, opinions, assumptions and insinuations concerning its progressive investigations into the alleged financial misappropriation in the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development.

At the outset of investigations, past and suspended officials of the Humanitarian Ministry were invited by the Commission and investigations into the alleged fraud involving them have yielded the recovery of N32.7billion and $445,000 so far.

Discreet investigations by the EFCC have opened other fraudulent dealings involving Covid -19 funds, the World Bank loan, Abacha recovered loot released to the Ministry by the Federal Government to execute its poverty alleviation mandate. Investigations have also linked several interdicted and suspended officials of the Ministry to the alleged financial malfeasance.

It is instructive to stress that the Commission’s investigations are not about individuals. The EFCC is investigating a system and intricate web of fraudulent practices. Banks involved in the alleged fraud are being investigated. Managing Directors of the indicted banks have made useful statements to investigators digging into the infractions. Those found wanting will be prosecuted accordingly. Additionally, the EFCC has not cleared anyone allegedly involved in the fraud. Investigations are ongoing and advancing steadily. The public is enjoined to ignore any claim to the contrary.

On the issue of the works of the Commission against Naira abuse, dollarization of the economy and the enforcement of all extant laws relating to them, the EFCC appreciates the avalanche of public awakening, support and involvement demonstrated so far. Increasingly, members of the public are drawing the attention of the Commission to video recording of abuse of the Naira by Nigerians from all walks of life. These gestures amply demonstrate rising consciousness of the public to the sanctity of our national currency and the need for collaborative engagement to sustain the tempo.

To this end, the Commission will always investigate and prosecute anyone involved in the abuse of the Naira. Old videos being exhumed and flying around for the attention of the Commission are noted as the Commission is sensitive to the fact that its Special Task Force against Naira Abuse and Dollarization of the economy commenced operations on February 7, 2024. However, going forward, new videos of such infractions will be investigated and prosecuted.

At the moment, the Commission is investigating several celebrities involved in Naira abuse. Many of them have made useful statements to the Commission and many more have been invited by investigators working on the matter. The EFCC will not relent in its no-sacred-cow mode of operations and the public should be wary of running afoul of laws against the crime.

Dele Oyewale
Head, Media & Publicity
April 14, 2024

Their consolation now are Manchester United and Chelsea; as if we were in the title race with them. Ish!

chikason22:
City will also drop points too. Just watch out. It doesn't matter if all their squads are in form

we won't. We are not arsenal nor Liverpool

Their consolation now are Manchester United and Chelsea; as if we were in the title race with them. Ish!

100millionGoal:
Always funny seeing Nigerians arguing over what's going on in Iran or Israel.

Your opinions don't matter at all.
To Iran and isreal you're just nothing but a black monkey with very low IQ

you've been noticed. Now go and sleep

prophetfire:
Yoruba men are pathetic cowards. It's only their women that have some level of balls. Pathetic cowards Yoruba men.

who ran away and abandoned his people during the Civil War? I guess he was a Yoruba man?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Our leaders are so fokn dumb and useless

1. Contrary to what pundits are saying, this wasn’t designed merely as “bells and whistles” with no damage.

When you shoot 350 flying objects timed to hit Israel at the same moment,
when you use three fundamentally different weapon types—cruise missiles, ballistic missiles and UAVs,
you’re looking to penetrate Israel’s defenses and kill Israelis.

2. The US administration is telling us: “This is a victory, you’ve already won by thwarting the missiles.
No need for any further action.”
No, it’s NOT a victory.
Yes, it’s a remarkable success of Israel’s air defense systems, but it’s not a victory.

When a bully tries to hit you 350 times and only succeeds seven time, you’ve NOT won.

You don’t win wars just by intercepting your enemy’s hits, nor do you deter it.
Your enemy will just try harder with more and better weapons and methods next time.
How DO you deter?
By exacting a deeply painful price.

3. It’s incorrect to say “nobody got hurt”.
There’s a 7 year-old Israeli-Arab girl called Amina Elhasuny fighting for her life.
That’s who coward Khamenei hit.

4. The Islamic Republic of Iran made a big mistake.
For the past 30 years it’s been wreaking havoc on the region—through its proxies.
A terror-octopus whose head is Tehran, and its tentacles are in Lebanon, Yemen, Iraq, Syria and Gaza.

How convenient.
The Mullahs send others to conduct horrendous terror attacks, and die for them.
Other people’s blood.

Israel’s strategic mistake for the past 30 years was to play along this strategy.
We always fought the Octopus’ arms, but hardly exacted a price from its Iranian head.
This should change now:
Hezbollah or Hamas shoots a rocket at Israel?
Tehran pays a price.

5. The enemy is the Iranian REGIME, not the wonderful Iranian people.
The Iranian regime reminds me of the Soviet regime in 1985: corrupt to the core, old, incompetent, despised by its own people, and destined to collapse.
The sooner the better.
The West can accelerate the regime’s inevitable collapse with a set of soft and clever actions, short of military force.
Remember, USSR collapsed without any need for a direct American attack.
Let’s do this.

6. Israel is fighting everybody’s war. In Gaza, Lebanon and Tehran.
We’re considered “the small satan” by radical Islam. America is the big one.

I’ll be clear: if these crazy fanatic Islamic terrorists get away with murder by hiding among civilians, this method will be adopted by terrorists worldwide.

We’re not asking anyone to fight for us. We’ll do the job.
But we do expect our allies to have our back, especially when it’s tough—and now it’s tough.

Be on the right side and help us defeat these horrible and savage regimes.


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adedayoa2:
sotey you put insha Allah. Lol

it's the insha Allah that will make it happen nau

MuslimIgbo:
Oloriburuku ewu
No be only betrothed, na petrolted

Bloody senseless hypocrite.
Most of the prophets in your Bible married children, some even 3 years old. Just because Muslims don't talk about it doesn't mean they don't know.
You should bury your pig head in shame, even the person that wrote the wrote your most popular version of your error and contradictory bible (King James) was a murderer, pedophile and HE EVEN SLEPT WITH HIS MOTHER. TELL ME IT'S A LIE YOU BASTARƊ
HOW CAN I BELIEVE IN SUCH BOOK?
GOD FORBID

you dey smoke Igbo

To become an Israelian just dey hungry me. I really want to be an Israelian.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Lazy journalism and incomplete information. Where was the body exhumed and why?



Mynd44 abeg give my food jo

CrossRhodes:
Sunny side up...
Anything can still happen, who knows

nothing dey happen, than for dem to drop more points in the coming weeks

MT:
Arsenal will still drop more points and lose in Germany this week.

insha Allah
Cc: Legityahoo
Dominique
Phorget
Kennyz247
Adedayoa2
and all assnal fans

Great0ne1:
Bro no be juju. Arsenal and Liverpool players are just very tired. Fixtures and schedules always make it favour the team with much stronger bench. I knew Liverpool will struggle, but am a bit surprised about arsenal too. Fatigue is the major reason

the death of junior pope also contributed to their defeats.

Iran 🇮🇷 vs Israel 🇮🇱

Total Population:
Iran 🇮🇷: 87.6M
Israel 🇮🇱: 9.04M

Available Manpower:
Iran 🇮🇷: 49.05M
Israel 🇮🇱: 3.80M

Fit-for-Service:
Iran 🇮🇷: 41.17M
Israel 🇮🇱: 3.16M

Military Personnel:

Active Personnel:
Iran 🇮🇷: 610K
Israel 🇮🇱: 170K

Reserve Personnel:
Iran 🇮🇷: 350K
Israel 🇮🇱: 465K

Paramilitary Forces:
Iran 🇮🇷: 220K
Israel 🇮🇱: 35K

Financials:

Defense Budget:
Iran 🇮🇷: $9.95B
Israel 🇮🇱: $24.4B

External Debt:
Iran 🇮🇷: $8B
Israel 🇮🇱: $135B

Foreign Reserve:
Iran 🇮🇷: $127.15B
Israel 🇮🇱: $212.93B

Airpower:

Total Aircraft:
Iran 🇮🇷: 551
Israel 🇮🇱: 612

Fighter Aircraft:
Iran 🇮🇷: 186
Israel 🇮🇱: 241

Attack Helicopter
Iran🇮🇷: 13
Israel 🇮🇱: 48

Land Power:

Tank Strength:
Iran 🇮🇷: 1,996
Israel 🇮🇱: 1,370

Armored Vehicles:
Iran 🇮🇷: 65,765
Israel 🇮🇱: 43,407

Self-Propelled Artillery:
Iran 🇮🇷: 580
Israel 🇮🇱: 650

Naval Power:

Fleet Strength:
Iran 🇮🇷: 101
Israel 🇮🇱: 67

Submarines:
Iran 🇮🇷: 19
Israel 🇮🇱: 5

Logistics:

Airports:
Iran 🇮🇷: 319
Israel 🇮🇱: 42

Merchant Marine:
Iran 🇮🇷: 942
Israel 🇮🇱: 45

Natural Resources:

Oil Production:
Iran 🇮🇷: 3.45M bbl
Israel 🇮🇱: 0 bbl


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Nobody is talking now o. If my uncle and our country Israel retaliate now, people, especially, those modafokn head slammers will begin to lament

He died the very day he was given that role he played.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Bobrisky will have a difficulty experience in the Custodial Centre (prison) because he is not a freedom fighter and does not seem to me like someone that can stay in a restricted environment under harsh and excruciating conditions.

The main key to surviving imprisonment is mental strength and courage.

The prison wall only breaks those who are not driven by strong convictions.

For a freedom fighter, it is a training ground. No true activist goes to prison and comes out weaker. They always come out stronger and bolder. History shows this clearly. Any activist that is broken by imprisonment is a pretender.

If you are all about the ‘soft life’, and you are the fragile type and incapable of enduring physical discomfiture, you should avoid imprisonment.

Some of us came out stronger after our imprisonment because we have always been mentally prepared for it and due to our strong ideological disposition.

Bobrisky will be confronted by a culture shock when he enters Ikoyi Prison and realizes that it is a different world from what he knows.

After a few days, he will begin to adjust to his new world.

Money can only ameliorate the hardship there, but it will not shield him from the daily problems and inconveniences of the prison environment.

This is when he will know who his true friends are. When I was jailed for one month, reality dawn on me that some people who I thought were sympathetic to my cause, actually celebrated my detention. How my enemies felt about it was irrelevant.

Unluckily for my unfriendly friends and foes, my spirit was free and liberated. My physical restriction didn’t break me at all. I actually added weight in prison and enjoyed long hours of sleep which I never had before and after my one month imprisonment.

Most Nigerians have a wrong perception of the prison system. The idea that the prison is where only criminals are kept is baseless. If I didn’t experience it, I would not have known how deeply flawed and broken our criminal justice system is.

Many people in prison are innocent or just victims of circumstances. But there are also hardened criminals there. Sadly, the current system does little or nothing to reform inmates.


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It is true. Foodstuffs are no very expenses in Nigeria

He(they) are not destined to rule Nigeria. Argue with your phone

Modafokn head slammers

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Beds of the same feathers

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Seun sabi prepare moin moin o