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Callosobruchus:
Bedminton?Are you sure that bedminton is older than badminton.

Bedminton was also played by Adam and eve, Mohammed and Khadijat

Apparently, for 9 years, a civil law case has been going on against Coca Cola Bottling Company, manufacturers of Fanta and Sprite,

That impacts directly on our health and lives.

Let me try and paraphrase it, so una no go sleep off.

Basically, one Dr Fijabi, had in 2007, bought about N12 million worth of Fanta and Sprite drinks from Coca Cola Ltd, and exported same to the United Kingdom.

However, on reaching England, under Health and Safety regulations, the authorities tested the products and found them to contain "poisonous levels of Benzoic Acid and Sunset addictives"

And were therefore declared "unfit for human consumption".

The whole export consignment was consequently destroyed.

Dr Fijabi therefore, sued Coca Cola for Negligence, breach of duty of care to its customers, and loss of earnings.

Fine.

Now comes the interesting part, so sit your yansh well :

The Almighty Coca Cola only offered one defence in court :

That Mr Fijabi did not tell them he was going to Export the Fanta and Sprite to England;

That they were indeed manufactured "FOR LOCAL CONSUMPTION".

What

For local consumption?

Make I continue?? Hmmmmmmmmmm

So what Coca Cola bottling company is telling us, is that,

If they knew the Fanta and Sprite were to be exported to England, they would not have added so much poisonous acid;

But for the people of Nigeria, it is normal to poison us.

Chikena.

That is the official courtroom statement of Coca Cola Bottling Company of Nigeria.

Yesterday, The Lagos High Court under Justice Adedayo Oyebanji, was 'crying' when he gave judgement against Coca Cola, declaring them callous and negligent.

He 'cursed the parents' of NAFDAC for not carrying out proper laboratory checks on 'minerals' production in Nigeria.

Cancer was listed as one of the ailments that the present Fanta and sprite can cause, especially if taken with Vitamin C tablets.

He therefore, ordered Coca Cola to henceforth add a WRITTEN WARNING on Fanta and Sprite bottles that "this product must not be taken with Vitamin C."

Once again, Oyinbo has come to our rescue.



Odiegwu!

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spartachico:
This won't be the first and it won't be the last, my wedding reception decorations also got destroyed by wind gust and heavy rain in 2014, na only picture i take know say the decorations guys did a good job.

pray very hard o

A sign that the marriage no go last

That's what happens when your pusssssssy don sour and you no get better and natural ringtones for mouth.


Folake4u how far now. Are you a Chelsea or arsenal fan?

Las las all of us go get sense after using Bobrisky as a scrape goat

Hausa:
Interesting adventure.

Some ladies cannot even drive from Lagos to Ibadan or Onitsha.
Fear fear everywhere.

but if na to sidon on top of man's prick, dem fit drive am from January to December

naturefellow:
jealousy from hell.

abeg leaf me alone jo. Person never chop since morning, she dey there dey waste fuel on unnecessary journey

Honestey:
Ah ah! What's her offense? Because her head is not flatty?

abeg leaf me alone jo. Person never chop since morning, she dey there dey waste fuel on unnecessary journey

Your hi don clear now.

Patojargz:
Obob! Her success... See d kind bomb u dey throw ur own no good

abeg leaf me alone jo. Person never chop since morning, she dey there dey waste fuel on unnecessary journey

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The girl no even fine self. See her head like person wey dem wan take do sacrifice for amadioha

Very dry. Na wetin dey funny for the story wey she just dey open teeth like virgin wey see prick for the first time.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

The dodians.

blowjohn:
Band G

band G is very very sheep

Callosobruchus:
The one I know is badminton,I guess bedminton is a new sport.

Bedminton is the oldest sport on earth, right from the time of Adam and Eve

Father4all:
you shouldn't have answered oga. I no beg you for response

ok sorry. No vex. Ask those that already have their bands. People like sunny ade, Ebenezer obey, femi Kuti, wasiu ayinde and co. They will tell you.

Tflex01:
Typical Obidient 😂

Your name truly fits you.

person no fit mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew in peace again?

ericmor:
Let him try it and see how nairaland will crash right in his own face

are you sure. Some people go pay o.
You pay to subscribe, you pay to post threads and you'll also pay to be unbanned, if you're banned.


See as I just dey give seun business ideas free of charge

blowjohn:
Nairaland no dey band A

na which band seun put am?

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slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

If you love football and don't feel sad or possible cry whenever you watch videos of footballers slump and die then you are not a true football lover or probably you have a heart of stone



Even the bedminton if not done with sense will send you to your ancestors

I no dey play more than one minute and one round in Bedminton.

Let's go there.

Seun I hope this new tarrif will not make you to start charging us on nairaland? Me I no get money. Anyways, Mynd44 go dey subscribe for me

That's why I don't engage myself in any sporting activities except Bedminton

Father4all:
do you think I'm joking or what? If you don't know something, just say it instead of saying another thing

what did I did to you now. I only helped to answer your question. Abeg no para for me because of frustration o. I no be Tinubu.

Father4all:
How can I check my band oo

ask those that already have their bands. People like sunny ade, Ebenezer obey, femi Kuti, wasiu ayinde and co. They will tell you.

That is very sheep

Goodlady:
What some are paying to look for. Na man impregnate one young girl like that come abandon the poor mother o!
In Nigeria, snakes and dogs are valuable than men!

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I don't know why mannabbqgrils keeps coming to my mind after reading this thread. I hope not what I'm thinking?

santaclaws:
Una don start.... No musician performs with sound glitches.

no mind am.