₦airaland Forum

I am washing porns to relieve my body as my tank don full

tunashg:
Facebook as been restored

Na who ask you? Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Boat of them are fokn ugly, I pity their unburn childrens.

Very soon my pre wedding pictures with Dominique will be out and they are going to bring the internet down.

grandstar:
It's free. As long as you have data, you can call free

and the data you’re using is free too I guess?

Ghostmode2two:
Serves Facebook right because they keep bloocking genuine accounts of users carelessly

I swear the thing sweet my belle die

Mark Sugaback the owner of Facebook and WhatsApp wan kidnap us ni?

SeyiFargo:
Why Facebook and NL no go block im enemy of progress

no problem now, do me I do you, God no go vex, na dem go lose pass

grandstar:
Let him lose $100 billion, I just want them back.

Whatsapp is a massive money maker for many. It has proven to be indispensable for business. It's also proven to be indispensable for those making free calls, whether local or international. I'm with Zuckerbug on this.

and who tolded you that calls on WhatsApp are free?


Dominique come and see chomtin

hybrid11:
That one that has disabled more than 4 of my fb account
He should be even removed as CEO
Retire him

I think sey Na only me. This thing wey happen to am sweet my belle die, I no sey e go pain am well well


Dominique no one but you baby!

Very good! Useless Facebook always banning me just like nairaland, I’m so happy, let them feel wetin I dey always feel whenever they ban me

My love for Dominique is on the increase every second of the day

Nairaland is next

Olosho to the rescue jo or marry a second wife. Bola146 tried that nonsense with me, I dumped her straight away and went for her best friend, today she is regretting the whole thing and wants to come back

Give them quit notice, make dem take wetin dem take burn you swear for you

As she no win now, the divorce continues

Numerouno94:
I don't blif the bolded. I blif humans re meant to live till wen nature kicks in (old age). Buh certain factors like human, mechanical or even diseases hv all reduced the life expectancy of humans. U can't say passengers who lost their lives as a result of the drivers reckless driving or due to a mechanical failure like(break failure)where all meant to die at that moment? Or people who lost their lives to lets say corvid 19, or some brainwashed suicide bomber who detonates a bomb nd as a result hundreds of people gone, do u tink those people re meant to die at that given time?

I don't blif God created us to die young. Certain factors contributes to our chances nd ability to live long or die untimely. Wat will u say abt a chain smoker who died as a result of throat or lung cancer? Our activities/livestyle also plays a part.

Finally, do u knw ur environment also plays a part? U can't b in red hot zones where either of terrorism, criminality, kidnapping, police brutality etcetera is the order of the day nd expect not to fall a victim anytime soon? Or living in an environment where u can't access a gud health care system like Nigeria compared to saner climes where health care system is top notch?
Jux my humble opinion boss.

people only die when it’s their time to die. Why do you think some people survive from very serious accidents and illnesses?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww!

Numerouno94:
May God save us from untimely death. RIP Brakin face.

there is nothing like untimely death, people only die when it assigned to them to go, you can’t live a second beyond your time, nor die a second before your time

Bigchristo:
see such death is misery to everyone, nobody can ascertain the source of death even autopsy, Na the most painful death be that

what made it most painful?

What a peaceful way to go, the guy go just wake and see himself at the other side of the world with all his ancestors asking him questions

When will they find any of these things in Nigeria, especially my home town


Dominique always remember that I love you

There is no big deal my brother, it’s like you’re travelling by road, whenever you wan piss or shit, you just shout and call the pilot, when you wan buy gala, poff poff, groundnut or pure water, you can also call the pilot and tell him to wait small make you buy baba oyoyo for your children, don’t forget to tell the driver where you go drop o, make dem no carry you pass where you dey go

See as him resemble lalasticlala

Las las aboki must get sense

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

See me, see sancho

Pogba is fokn useless

I ate Pogba

When will sancho score for us?

Useless boys, they’re always putting themselves under unnecessary pressure

Martial who did this to you in your village?

See as that one resemble oga Seun

Upon all the registration of telephone lines, crimes continue to strife in Nigeria. Pantami you see your life?