₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
Na this kind wedding I dey like go.

Will just dance shoki and Ganduje small money for tfare

see your mouth.

WetinConsignMe:
How do u know??!!!!!

so na only read you dey read for here?you no dey fellowship like us? Sidon there dey ask JAMB question, no go look for one to slaughter next weekend

seborrhic:
I just find it odd that a deeply religious woman,an evangelist for that matter,would still have the urge to have sexual intercourse with any man.
It is not wrong,but I was feeling they shouldn't have any sexual feelings.
Modern marriages and sex test your born againism because what if the Ooni likes doing it in different styles,positions and locations in the privacy of his palace.Or if he likes having and giving head.Would she oblige or tell him its against her beliefs and teachings and walk out of the marriage?
Just asking.

you're right. Someone told me that the man's favourite styles are wheel barrow, touch your toes and monkey

All na film trick. Dem go soon fire am comot

Dem plenty for nairaland, their pussy smell pass public latrines

dahnimoh:
So now that you have exposed your stupidity, what next?

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InvertedHammer:
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Bisi Alami
Bobrisky
Denrele
Yomi.
Wole.


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Rickyuzzy:
Gh

I guess you're already missing his prick

See as him resemble lala

FBIL:
You see why Awolowo destroyed your region with free education! Nobody can write or speak good English For example: Jamiu hand Tolani hare friends; Bola his has andsome has is mother; Hoh...my gawd where his the state Ministry of ealth? Anything free lacks quality, so stop adoring Awo...!

the Python dance blew up your sense of humour

Should a girlfriend allowed her boyfriend to folk her?

DoTheNeedful:
This is a low from Davido. The woman is old enough to have him as her last child.

More importantly, every same person should know that Kemi Olunloyo has some mental challenge and she herself admitted few weeks ago. People like that deserves understanding and sympathy.

Davido could have done better.

tell kemi to mind her business. What you sow is what you reap

Woe unto any man that goes near her to oil her engine

Fulani herdsmen destroying Nigeria since 100AD




ILESA GRAMMAR SCH.,
"ILEGRAMMS"
P. O. BOX 21,
ILESA, OYO STATE. NIGERIA. WEST AFRICA.

8th June, 1984.

Dear Tolani,

Doxology,time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of good health. I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing happens is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Tolany, darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day, I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases to function. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalopathic membrane, you will shake like Shakespeare. That's why I need to see you vis-a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness with sangunity!
I think I have to stop my golden pen here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Pleasee I wish we meet at Bimbo's party to discuss later.

Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you, because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave-in-love,
Gbolabo Oni -Slim finnest boy!

Please don't let you friends see this letter.

Rubbish and nonsense! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

will2lead:
Kindly order yours via 07016408370

how much?

I learnt from a very reliable source that this man's mouth odour na follow come and e no get part two

Poverty is a course

SixDividedByTwo:
frustrated human being. cry me a river and go hug a transformer, thanks in advance.

continue to lie for Africa

Nathdougg:
This handsome Bobo..
Rest on bro

make I bring Vaseline?

What did he did to them and why was he beated to dead

SixDividedByTwo:
it's not my fault you've never left your village in Nigeria, is it? frustrating human being. going by your moniker, I should know better than engaging in this back and forth with your lame ass, uurgh. anybody can go to Disneyland! i had amazing time there with my friends, thanks for inquiring.

continue to lie for Africa

Ishilove:
And this fvckery is being celebrated?

The world has gone haywire. It's a cesspit of madness

*Shudder*

it's their mouths and their rights, so chill

Loser! I'm so happy you got served.

What is stopping her from remarrying now?if husband dey hungry her let her go ahead, na she get her pussy

I hope not what I'm thinking. So ebuka is a homo

They are just doing hi service for the government

[quote author=Xcelinteriors post=72249804]She's so beautiful

/quote]abeg go check the meaning of beautiful and stop bastardizing the word here

SHOCK7:
hello u've a beautiful smile,could we connect?

ashawo man

Her only problem is her mouth odour