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Health / Re: Sanofi To Discontinue Direct Operations In Nigeria by englishmart(m): 10:47am On Nov 08, 2023
Tinubu is asphyxiating the entire nation except for a tiny 0.05%

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Politics / Re: 31 Governors Shun Amendment, Financial Autonomy For State Assemblies by englishmart(m): 10:13am On Nov 08, 2023
Thieves.
Politics / Re: Women Demand Justice For Khadijat Yahaya, Allegedly Killed By Kogi SDP Thugs by englishmart(m): 9:06am On Nov 08, 2023
Tinubu's government is the worst government Nigeria has ever had. By the time he finishes his first term, our population would have reduced to 170 million.
Tinubu is the legendary angel of death.

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Politics / Re: Locking Lokoja Stadium Will Not Stop PDP’s Victory - Melaye Mocks Yahaya Bello by englishmart(m): 4:34pm On Nov 07, 2023
If APC wins Kogi and Imo, then the evidence of our inherent lethargy will be convoluted with the irrefutable.

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Politics / Re: Why I Won’t Stop Calling Tinubu Drug Dealer – Baba-Ahmed by englishmart(m): 9:45am On Nov 07, 2023
He's a drug dealer and he still deals on drugs till tomorrow. Mandate hijacker

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Sacks 2 LP Reps Members: Nwodo, Okereke; Affirms Oke, Anayo (PDP) by englishmart(m): 7:44pm On Nov 06, 2023
They used the court judgements to test the resolve of the masses. Now they know you all are utterly useless and spineless

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Politics / Re: Embattled Adamawa REC Yunusa-Ari Fails To Appear In Court by englishmart(m): 3:45pm On Nov 06, 2023
Ordinary Yunusa. A political miscreant disrespecting court summons. If a nobody like that gworo-chewing, ogogoro taker in kettle could do this, who won't?
Abokis don't get locked up in cells or prisons. They would rather get them rehabilitated and reintegrated.
Arrest aboki man, six weeks, nobody has come to ask for him. So police don't waste their enemies chasing them.
Dont you see how easily they kill without fear of the law?

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Romance / Re: Men Will Treat You Base On How You Portray Yourself, by englishmart(m): 3:36pm On Nov 06, 2023
I used to have an urgent 2k parasite. Because she was parasitic, she always came to prepare dinner for me. Imagine dinner making dinner. After I'm done with the first dinner, I will then eat the main course meal. She dared not say no. Where she wan get 2k from? These days wey guys go use super pack noodles take collect 3 rounds with better thank you o. Dem go even suggest say dem get friends in case your friends are as useless as you.
My current babe rejected my 30k support when she lost her phone. She said she's an adult like myself, and she has a job. Why would she save up her money and exploit me because I'm her boyfriend.

Dem no born me well to disrespect person wey get sense.

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Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 3:36pm On Nov 06, 2023
Ikinternational:



Wrong Korea sir
Thank you.
Politics / Re: Mbah Vs NYSC: Court Clears Enugu Governor, Orders NYSC To Pay N5m Damages by englishmart(m): 12:02pm On Nov 06, 2023
Nigeria my former country. Someone says he attended my school. I checked the school records but couldn't find his name. Some stupid court say I should pay him damages for defamation.
Which kain court be this na?
The same court that says Tinubu is trangender? Abuja is a state

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Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 10:37am On Nov 06, 2023
RPG2020:



See them adject proverty grin
They're not adjacent poverty. They're the poverty itself.
Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 9:18am On Nov 06, 2023
Sirmwill:


Na loss ooo

Cos they won't move it to frontpage ...

The OP now even went on to add Tinubu's picture there

They can't can 😁
Which op are you talking about? The Tinubu picture was part of the post ab initio
Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 9:09am On Nov 06, 2023
Arthurity1:

This statement could get you banned sef.
Banned for expressing his thoughts innocently? Is nairaland run like North Korea?

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Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 9:07am On Nov 06, 2023
Sirmwill:
If this gets to Front page

I would send 50k to OP

Mark my words!!!
Dey whine yourself. No go make me bribe mod with 30k o angry grin grin

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Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 9:06am On Nov 06, 2023
Codepain:
Under BAT leadership things will improve. The signs are there already
You're used to pain already. Your moniker confirms that.

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Politics / Re: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 8:56am On Nov 06, 2023
The now retired ronu miscreant took to twitter to Lament profusely about the cost of doing business in Nigeria and how it affects his tiny barbershop.
When ronu fuelling stations were opened nationwide to subsidise petrol for ronuites, I told them not to celebrate, it was only a matter of time before the drug baron who hates to see the hoi polloi enjoy an eased life shuts it down.
The free feeding programme for ronuites has been hijacked by Mc Oluomo while Ronuites stare hopelessly in utter disgruntlement.

Anybody who desperately empties his account for power has no intention to serve.

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Politics / "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by englishmart(m): 8:55am On Nov 06, 2023
Mr Tinubu, thank you for ruining my barbing saloon business. .I can no longer on generator like before and that kills saloon business. God will punish those that rigged you into power

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2023
sonofanarchy:
my brother ask am oh, e be like Hamas don full nairaland. Go school dem say no, na to slam head like lizard for ground.
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Tinubu Over Failure To Probe Missing $15bn, N200bn Oil Revenues by englishmart(m): 4:51pm On Nov 05, 2023
This APC government is rudderless. Their supporters only support in public, but wail and whimper in private. I like the job SERAP does, just that they do a lot of suing that don't cross anywhere. Nobody can win a case against Tinubu in this Nigeria. They will bend, wash, twist and rinse the constitution just to keep their reckless bankroller in office.
SERAP remains unwavering despite losing 99.9% of their cases. That's surely emulable

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 3:48pm On Nov 05, 2023
Elsudani2:


Those bloody bastards
Bloodsucking demons
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 3:47pm On Nov 05, 2023
RingRoadCartel:
The real reason is because the UAE is their bank. Plain and simple.
They know not to fumble their bag, that's why they take their foolishness elsewhere.
That's a good point.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 3:45pm On Nov 05, 2023
Ms202309:
cool



Your ignorance is appalling

UAE manages it's news by their Government

What happens in Ajman, you can't hear in Sharjah if Government doesn't approve it

Life in Ras alkema different from Dubai or Abu Dhabi

When did women start driving in UAE?!

Officially they don't drink in UAE... No inch of UAE I haven't drank

They have the best strongest beer

They don't allow promiscuity according to their laws but in UAE I fvcked Indian , Egypt, Ethiopians, Arabs

Clean Olosho



.
You don't know how dumb you sounded here. The fact that your women have been driving since 1922 is a good reason you should be far more civilised than people who just recently extricated their women from centuries of social and economic enslavement
Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 12:05pm On Nov 05, 2023
The muslims in Nothern Nigeria only care about how to kill others,teaching children that other religions are not meant to be among them and bother less about education and poverty alleviation.

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Foreign Affairs / 10 Facts About The UAE That Makes Me Wonder If Their Islam Is Different. by englishmart(m): 12:04pm On Nov 05, 2023
10 Facts About the UAE 🇦🇪

1. Zero terrorists in the entire country.
2. Zero extremist leaders.
3. Zero financing of terrorism.
4. Zero extremist curriculums.
5. Zero extremist schools or Mosques.
6. Zero tolerance for hate.
7. Zero discrimination of people.
8. Zero institutional racism.
9. Zero institutional misogyny.
10. Zero time for any of the above.

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Family / Re: Doctor Recounts How Soldier Discovered Wife Allegedly Committed Paternity Fraud by englishmart(m): 3:04pm On Nov 04, 2023
69% of first sons are a product of paternity fraud. If I didn't look exactly like my dad, I would have secretly conducted a DNA test.
Women are pretentious cheats. 99% of them are too smart to be caught.

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Religion / Re: 10 random acts of unbelievable kindness by englishmart(m): 4:57pm On Nov 03, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
https://www.nairaland.com/7874568/how-people-get-believe-things
The correlation?,
Politics / Re: Ignorant People Accusing Me Of Demanding 25% – Wike by englishmart(m): 7:27am On Nov 03, 2023
Wike overrates himself. A man who reneges on his word shouldn't be taken seriously. He spoke against Adams Oshiomole's godfather status in Edo state; he also said he was never going to be a minister.
I stopped taking him serious since 2016.

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Politics / Re: Budgetary Allocations For The Presidential Air Fleet In 13 Years by englishmart(m): 6:16pm On Nov 02, 2023
If criticising Tinubu's anti-human policies makes me anti-Nigerian, then im a proud enemy of the state.

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Politics / Re: Gov. Otti Has Abandoned Governance, Engaging In Financial Recklessness — PDP by englishmart(m): 6:15pm On Nov 02, 2023
MANNABB986GRILLS:
A better Nigeria all around is all we want at MANNA,
Not all these political shenanigans.

Let us all join hands to move Nigeria forward.
We have no country to call our own.
Mugu

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Politics / Re: Gov. Otti Has Abandoned Governance, Engaging In Financial Recklessness — PDP by englishmart(m): 6:14pm On Nov 02, 2023
Whatever APC or PDP deny is the truth, and whatever they affirm is untrue.

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Romance / Re: The Main Reason Girls From Rich Homes Are Bad At Sex. by englishmart(m): 4:23pm On Nov 02, 2023
dkidd:

Not entirely true though
Is there anything that is entirely true?

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