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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Power Sector In Vicious Cycle Of Underperformance -tinubu Laments by englishmart(m): 1:02pm On Oct 31, 2023
This mannequin is as clueless as trying to defuse a bomb by pouring gas on it
Politics / Re: E-Ticketing Will Increase Railway Revenue - Transport Minister, Saidu Alkali by englishmart(m): 9:28am On Oct 31, 2023
grin
Car Talk / Re: Car Wash Man Escapes Death As He Crashes Customer's Vehicle During 'Test Drive' by englishmart(m): 10:19am On Oct 30, 2023
That's how someone test-drove my car from Abuja to Niger 🇳🇪 border. I thank God he was arrested in the process with drugs.

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Politics / Re: Fubara: Rivers Assembly Was burnt for Selfish Reasons To Please Somebody by englishmart(m): 9:51am On Oct 30, 2023
Wike will so frustrate you like Tinubu frustrated Ambode

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by englishmart(m): 2:33pm On Oct 28, 2023
Wealthoptulent:


He tried!
He did well. Not he tried

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Rides In Lagos Beach With His Family In His Rolls Royce Cullinan by englishmart(m): 1:32pm On Oct 28, 2023
Music doesn't pay that much. These guys are into some shady dealings. Money laundering, drugs, kidnapping, organ trafficking, fraud, etc.

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by englishmart(m): 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2023
budaatum:


I don't trust you because you obviously made this up with no evidence whatsoever.
That guy is sick

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by englishmart(m): 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2023
Onucs:
Nice gesture

But give and broadcast, not exactly rewarding
I don't know how you came about this
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by englishmart(m): 11:33am On Oct 28, 2023
Celebrities / Don Jazzy Donates 6 Million Naira To Help An Injured Female Footballer by englishmart(m): 11:32am On Oct 28, 2023
Don't Jazzy helps to cover the medical bills of a footballer with a knee ligament injury.
This comes few minutes after he donated 2 million naira to aid the treatment of a diabetic with foot ulcer.
Don Jazzy is such a generous man, who knows how to give back to society.

https://twitter.com/DONJAZZY/status/1717905107667300711?t=fxY8oADCf2rAj6C1UlaN3A&s=19

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: Kaduna, Adamawa, Borno Lead, Anambra, Ebonyi, Abia, Trail by englishmart(m): 9:46am On Oct 26, 2023
If 200,000 southeasterners applied, only 200 would have been taken. But if 200,000 Northeasterner or northwesterners applied, 185,000 would get the job.
We all know the tribal politics that comes to play in every facet of this evil matrimony.

Why should they bother applying when they stand a 99% chance of rejection

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Politics / Re: Tribunal Affirms Election Of Tambuwal As Senator by englishmart(m): 9:38am On Oct 26, 2023
In my next life, if I open my eyes and find out that I'm surrounded by blacks, I will use my experience from the previous life to inject myself a poisonous substance.
The only favour I can do my unborn kids is to relocate to Canada before I release my diiick from captivity

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Romance / Re: What Is The Reason For The Sharp Rise Of Unintelligent Nigerian Women? by englishmart(m): 9:01am On Oct 26, 2023
There's one I got along with recently. She, in my estimation, was really intelligent.
During one of our conversations, I asked her the kind of man she would love to have. Her response was that she wanted a man that would have her at the centre of his life.
Few discussions later, she said she won't have any man at the centre of her life, and that that's too risky. She was essentially saying that losing such man would mean losing her existence.
Now why would you want to be at the centre of someone's life if you wouldn't want to have them at the centre of your own life?
"Why demand what you can't give?" I asked.
She laughed. I told her she represented 95% of women. Dumb, hypocritical and selfish.

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Romance / Re: The Slow Gradual Death Of White Race by englishmart(m): 8:57am On Oct 26, 2023
I'm transphobic and homophobic, but would rather be gay than to be in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: The Buharis,tinubu-ojo, Turaki Bala, Alexreports, Others Win Big At Peace Awards by englishmart(m): 8:48am On Oct 26, 2023
That any member of Buhari's family got an award, is a pointer to the fact that the awards were not based on merits but a subtle solicitation for financial assistance.
It's a punishable offence in Estonia to mention Tinubu and peace in the same sentence
Crime / Re: Serial One Chance Criminals In Benin Caught In The Act Again (pics/video) by englishmart(m): 8:48am On Oct 25, 2023
There's no admissible evidence in that video.

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Politics / Re: Senate To Probe Money Spent On Refineries’ Maintenance Since 2010 by englishmart(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2023
Their probing is simply perfunctory.
It's easier to find a dance club in hell than for the probe to yield anything substantially fruitful.

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Music/Radio / Re: Olamide & Asake Stole My Songs - Blackface by englishmart(m): 5:19pm On Oct 24, 2023
Black face would mistake a diaper for a condom.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: McDonald's Under Fire In South Africa For Feeding Israeli Soldiers (PICS) by englishmart(m): 5:19pm On Oct 24, 2023
Wujio:



Shut up boy. Where were you when we left our livelihoods to fight and cry for south africans for years of our life. What do you know about freedom ? I will tell you the ancestry of Palestine that dates back 4,000+ years. What do you know aout the origins of the oresent occupation. You're not in my league to engage in an intellectual debate with me. The whole arab lands is surrounded with deserts. From iraq, to iran, to afghanistan, turkey has islans that are desolate. Of naive kids like you think its about oeace. Then let Palestine go to the surrounding arab dwellings where there are soaces and dwell peacefully if truly their struggle is about Peace.


Dont you ever quote me in your life. From Ramaphosa to Julius Malema, to south africans interest in BRICS we have seen the dangers of prosperity to an empty, ignorant soul. South Africa is a nation without well defined ancestry that aligns with solid foundationak principles so as i dont expect your president to be logical, rational and postured towards correctness, it would be a grave error to expect followers like you to know the right path. Blind follower
Didn't your intellect tell you that Iran isn't an Arab nation?
Sports / Re: Oshoala Scores A Brace, Dedicates Goal To Mohbad, As Barcelona Beat Granada 6-1 by englishmart(m): 4:54am On Oct 22, 2023
Two tap-ins. She almost missed the first one. Just goals should not count as one goal
Politics / Re: Does UN Pay For Lands Before Erecting Embassies? by englishmart(m): 4:15pm On Oct 21, 2023
rash47:

I look forward to the day I will work as a UN staff..
Why do you intend to work for them?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 21st October 2023 by englishmart(m): 10:28am On Oct 21, 2023
2-2 draw. Banker.
Sports / Re: Congo: FIFA Bans Youth Coach For 20 Yrs For Sexually Abusing Minor by englishmart(m): 10:14am On Oct 21, 2023
Thank You FiFA. The ban should have been for life. But we're still fine with the ruling.

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Politics / Does UN Pay For Lands Before Erecting Embassies? by englishmart(m): 10:14am On Oct 21, 2023
I thought I should ask this question here. Does anyone have an idea?
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Hears Atiku’s Appeal Against Tinubu On Monday, October 23 by englishmart(m): 7:06pm On Oct 19, 2023
The supreme Court doesn't have the balls to remove that yellowish-brown toothed, microphone-licking, certificate forging, drug sniffing, trafficking, ex-convict out of office.

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Politics / Re: Funny But True Comparison Of African And Chineese Kids. by englishmart(m): 6:13pm On Oct 15, 2023
cool
Politics / Funny But True Comparison Of African And Chineese Kids. by englishmart(m): 6:12pm On Oct 15, 2023
Education / Re: School Girls At FGGC Sagamu Built An AI Robot Called ‘Okiki-Saggy’ (Video) by englishmart(m): 8:18am On Oct 15, 2023
77up:
Get yourself informed about what AI robots can do when properly invented and again , the work on that thing is a continuous. They can assign any job for it to be doing in the school just as the program develop.

Lastly, we keep blaming ourselves that our country don't produce anything, do we have to complain on fresh start like this , female project for that matter o and I won't be surprised if this one here blindly criticizing actually failed his Uni project , if he even manage to attend uni sef. I hate people that are always sad about good things. Same things they will see in Dubai, europe and america and be snapping pictures , e reach Nigeria now, e no happy and I know why you are sad, may be because of the region it's coming from....set of bigot undecided

Spit !
Female project? Are you saying females ain't capable of doing anything approximating perfection? You're a misogynist for minimising women like that.

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Education / Re: School Girls At FGGC Sagamu Built An AI Robot Called ‘Okiki-Saggy’ (Video) by englishmart(m): 8:16am On Oct 15, 2023
chuksbobby12:

Try and appreciate good things so that good things will come to you . Ewu. Tribalism has eaten deep in Nigeria , such that when good things happen , if it is not my tribe ,I will condemn it. God forbid . Even though I'm igbo but what these students did is commendable . Let's appreciate good things .
You're an idiotic bigot to think this has anything to do with tribe. And who told your dumbass I'm igbo?
Education / Re: School Girls At FGGC Sagamu Built An AI Robot Called ‘Okiki-Saggy’ (Video) by englishmart(m): 7:52am On Oct 15, 2023
What does that stupid thing do?
See them shouting "wow" like expired sirens.
They should burn that nonsense.
Others are making meaningful, significant innovatons, some dumb school and Nigerians are celebrating an imported robot that doesn't do anything but march like a veteran Biafran soldier.

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Religion / Re: How Do People Get To Believe Things Like These? by englishmart(m): 8:08pm On Oct 13, 2023
jaephoenix:

Never engage MadMax in logic, its not worth the stress
I noticed it. That's why I didn't probe further

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Religion / Re: How Do People Get To Believe Things Like These? by englishmart(m): 1:24pm On Oct 13, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:

Lemme say this.
I'll use two quotes.

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Prof. Albert Einstein

So, as long as the universe exists. There will always be stupid persons among us so, I'm not surprised
And you saying those alleged miracles are impossible?

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