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Even the ones una go fit do.....una no go do am. Una no fit dig drainage?

How may rows of sear bro?...2 or 3? and what is your last price

BiafranBushBoy:
These rules only applies to those without skills. Get the right skill, and they will beg to hire you.

Take a look http://topwritersden.com/top-5-skills-in-nigevria-in-2017/

How do hiring managers know that you have skill? Is it not through your CV and how you presented it.

.....we should learn to appreciate good things. The write up is very educative.

I know how they write those exams in the north!. Some times the answers are written on the board during exams!......i served there.

ochejoseph:
As May 29 draws closer it appears presidential aides are increasingly becoming desperate in their search for imaginary achievements to ascribe to their principal.

Their predicament was not helped by Blomberg's report on Nigeria s economy this morning which indicated that just like I predicted the presidents medieval economic policy has destroyed Nigeria's economy.

See Link: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-23/nigeria-slump-continues-as-gdp-contracts-0-5-in-first-quarter

When innovative leaders were busy looking for technological breakthroughs that will give their countries an edge our change agents were busy aspiring to produce Pencil.

If not desperation and directionlessness when has email address opening become an achievement?

Even a class captain in a primary school can do better, its a shame!

By this time GEJ was already presenting his mid term score card and Lai of the AC then was all over the place claiming those things don't exist, today he is the minister of information & his only achievement in office is ........... Masquerade jobs !

May God help us to help ourselves


Source: www.twitter.com/Bashir.Ahmaad

This is this man's mandate in 2 years!

pyyxxaro:
OP u well

U well sooo

Y u go de call this man dwarf

#In the sight of Man he's a dwarf but in the sight of God, he's a Giant #

Finally there's a man for every woman and a woman for every man

Are you God or man??

hubcruz:
I think you guys should check the market and stop making unnecessary comment here please.

Still available.

Do yo think that the clean title of this car is how much?......may be you are outside Nigeria and u think Nigerians are still at timid as u are before you left!

O boy which kain auction sale be this one?.....even to drop your contact u no drop

flyca:
Oga minister mbanu, don't shift goal posts now

Not after I don swallow the thing finish. 4 horrible, smelly tabs, plus piriton, plus B-Co. Then the itchy nights Chai!

No!, all kids must take it o, so that they will learn to respect elders

As my mum says when arranging those tabs, "Its part of growing up"

Omo even after taking the piriton, the itching eee .....still no get part 2

Only one thing keep coming to my mind..
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CUCUMBA!

Inioluwa01:
Good day people. Happy Sunday. I need help and I need it fast. I have an interview tomorrow for the above-mentioned job role and I have no idea what the position is all about. (P.S: I can't even remember applying for the job but the invite is legit and it's with a big, well-known company.) I have done some research online but I am not satisfied as almost of all the results I got explained the job role in foreign countries. Anyone currently serving in the capacity in any organization or have experience of what the position is about should help a brother please. Thank you.

Oga Lalasticlala, please help me.

I don't know if you are already at the interview venue, but the truth is that most roles depend on the organisation. To be able to give you an exact idea of what this role will look like, one need to know what the organisation is into.

See your face like Custom Agent

How is she sure the current one will not join the list? Bc from every indication, she is the wrong person!

Ralphlauren:
LIES

it is impossible for a POS transaction to be untraceable.

POS machines are not issued to just any dick, tom or harry.

the banks ensure thorough due dilligence is carried out before POS machines are issued. due dilligence includes collecting the ID of the business owner(s) and visiting the actual business address of any business customer

The OP just said that they used POS to verify the pin they got. Ofcourse it they use the POS to do the transactions, they will be traced and caught.

Not until a bag of rice starts selling for N10,000. Otherwise.........






































I don't believe!

Henry Chibueze.........that name rings bell. RIP sha

Did u notice the 404 car approaching?. D lady fine aha!

He is a coward and he was never a Christian.

nairaman101:
I suppose that there are lots of child prodigies in Nigeria as this lil boy, gifted with an amazing barbing skills, has been discovered. The 10 year old boy's name is Olakekan and he charges 1k per barbing and is the most sort after in the salon where he works.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqXa6qjpDX/?taken-by=chygoz101

He wrote;

Meet OLAKEKAN the wonder kid barber responsible for my cut. He's 10 years old, in JSS1 and he earns atleast 5,000 naira daily from barbing..... Parents please stop training your children like toys. Those little kids you see at home have more in them than you can imagine... Help their future, give them a chance.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-DJmngGVw2v0/WIiQCQYiM8I/AAAAAAALfXQ/I6BgPrUMC5McywwSCzVPgit3POB2FUsnwCLcB/s400/3%2523.jpeg[/img]

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/meet-10-year-old-barber-who-makes-at.html

How many persons do he barb in a day?....at what rate?

MrMcJay:
Oga calm down na? Wetin concern Buhari here?

Everything!

Na im hand e for Burn.......So e no hear when they say make they return am?

nawa4naija:
hmmm

2nd FTC in one week
this space is dedicated to my nairaland family

happy weekend everybody

meanwhile nigeria i not a serious country
if they decide to stop MMM, it shouldnt be by arresting those involved but by freezing the accounts of the participants

period

How do you identify the account of an MMM participant?

I need 1 piece

How much?

ThuGnificenX:
Just have a budget of 250k for 1 bedroom flat or 180 for single room self contain if you'll be staying anywhere around dline.
And be informed that the rooms are tiny and can't accommodate more than 2 people.
I work at onne but I stay at odili road which is more expensive compared to dline.
You can stay at eliozu where they have more cheaper houses which is of standard. And t.Fare from eliozu to won't cost more that 300 naira daily to and fro.

250k cannot get a good 1 bedroom any where around D line

drpossibilities:
Thanks for your awesome and helpful contribution, but I hope the Ogunabali and Waterline you mentioned are not far from D Line? Secondly, how much is someone likely to get a nice two bedroom apartment in these areas (D Line, Ogunabali and Waterside). Thanks. You too much

Bros, these places are very close to D Line bur your salary range cannot get you a decent 2 bedroom in these areas as no decent 2 bedroom frat in these areas is below 600k and I don't see u spending more than 40% of ur salary in rent alone.

fortunechy:
The day MMM will crash ehh,the number of mad
persons in Nigerian will be increased by 200

More than 90% of MMM participants have tripled their capital nd are only trading with part of the profit made....To tell u that even if it crashes (according to u) They have nothing to loose. U better join and start thinking positive because your negetive thinking is due to PORVERTY

owing a car can never be more economical in any way! Rather a car makess your life easier, sometimes fasther and above all gives you prestige. You may never spend the the value of the cheapest good car in public transport through out your life.. before u start talking of maintaining the car and fuelling it

I like opening the dotted side....

Hello Foreman, Do u have car DVD for toyota highlander 05 (original).....U can whatsapp me on 08150866260

can it go for 2.4 bro?