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Is he serving with Nigerian Police becuase I am sure he cannot withdraw his alawi that is paid into bank to save in a box!

turkeyman:
Oga join daily contribution or akawo ,anytime she comes just tell her to hold on when you close you will give her something, make sure the akawo people come towards evening so you can drop the whole money with them, just keep like 500 Naira for hand tell am say Na wetin remain after you do your contribution , use sense no even the give am the 5h always,gradually she leave. Because she don open her own akawo shop for your head Na why she de bill you daily,try do akawo wey you fit pack o

Am sure she doesn't force you to give! Grow up bro ...

Just stop giving her the money that's all. If she still needs s*x you can give her if you have the strength You can apply for membership in our club (SMAN)! If you know you know

I may not be fast in crucifying the lady. May be she provided money for benz and guy man went and bought this!

Femabol01:
You understood their concern. If he had chosen an unpopular Christian from the North, they will be happy and still not vote for him. Now that he has chosen a popular northern Muslim; he has become a threat. I'm a Christian and will gladly vote for Tinubu. Politics is beyond sentiment, as the aim of a politician is to win.

Can you give me one convincing reason why you want to vote Tinubu?

......And it is only $500 that he can offer? Mumu man!

I taught I was the only person seeing it.

PoliteActivist:
I want to say something, congratulate her... but then I remember some people died and she's no better than them

That's more reason why you should congratulate her!

Unfortunately, the only candidate capable of winning the presidential election here is Tifnubu! Hope it will not be given to him so that the chances of our Peter will increase

10 I think I passed!

Is it possible that Obi is looking forward to becoming a running mate of an APC aspirant? Let's keep our fingers crossed!

This useless man who could not pay his state civil servants salaries

OP I don't want to say that you are just seeking attention ! Or you just want to use style to tell us that you have gotten a job. What are you doing before or where are you staying before now ? Ofcourse if you have better paying job while not continue with it

No embassy recognises church wedding certificate. You will need a marriage certificate from the registry or court!

So Union Bank has a Twitter account? I never knew !

hotwax:
This is a case of an incurable addiction. My friend is married, working with Federal Government (Level 7 officer), yet he impregnated 2 girls. 1 of them is a Unilag student and her parents are insisting she must not abort.

Despite all these romance scandals, he still hasn’t repented. When he sees a new lady, he will start behaving like he goat. He will lose concentration and start behaving in a funny way. He will not rest until he get the girl’s telephone number.

The issue
Few weeks ago, I received messages from 2 Loan company threatening me to tell my friend to come and pay his loan or they arrest me. He submitted my number as guarantor without my consent. I called him to ask why. He said he was struggling to pay for his school fees. He is currently doing his Masters at UI.

To my dismay, Last Week, I got additional messages from 5 different Loan companies. My phone is clogged with many warning/threat messages from Loan companies. One of them even gave me 2 days before they come to my house. I don’t know how they got my address.
I went to my friend’s house dragged him. Asked him to follow me to a nearby police station. He wants to ruin my life. He became sober. He started confessing. He even told me he is tired of life, he wants to commit suicide. Anxiously, I asked “What do you do with all these cash?” He claimed he spent it on his Masters program.

It was hard to believe, I kept pressing, he later confessed he actually spent the money on dates and hook-ups. Whenever he need to fck, he will just go online order for girls and look for a loan company and apply. He get the cash immediately. He also sponsored one of his girlfriends birthday by getting soko instant loan.

The final shocker of my life came when he mistakenly said “As I am now, 40 Loan companies are after my life. I am considering suicide sef”. It was as if somebody slapped me. I first thought he was joking. I asked “Are loan companies in Nigeria even up to 40?”. He answered “they are more than 300 sef”. Imagine, these mdfckin Loan companies where just disbursing cash to this idiat.
The mdfckin didn’t know why I was looking dejected. He thought I was sad for him, he didn’t know I was scare of all the 40 Loan companies coming to threatening me later.

I am really in soup. How do I protect myself from these Loan Companies.

Everybody gets this type of information. The loan company simply extracts the numbers in the debtors contact and sends message to them randomly. He didn't use your number as garantor anything!

.....After una go begin cry of outbreak of Lasafever!

mbahdi:
Life no balance,u dey drive jet ride range,ride benz n porsche,na 2002 muscle toyota u come give ur sis

Bros that muscle na 1998 Camry and not 2002

Very simple logic! Anybody that knows cats very well should know that thier mother will always relocate the kitten whenever she feels that thei lives are threatened. And the snake came in search of the kittens. When will we stop all these supertiteous belief? The lives of the poor kitten has just been wasted! I blame poverty......Next thing will be testmony in church

SwissMass:
Learn to read, the federal government didn't buy the vaccines, it was donated to them by some countries when it was about to expire

What stopped them from giving other countries that need them before they expire or is it forbidden for us to help others?... Must we always be the ones to be helped

Has any other person noticed that an Igbo man is always the spokesperson for all these security agencies........WHY

Why not when they have sent all the soldiers to the East to pursue shadow!

Tales by Moon light!

Op all that you just mentioned are normal for a 3 year old child in a good school. I did not see much extraordinary intelligent in her except if you are in an enviromaent where kids still recite 36 states and xapital in preschool. Otherwise kids in any standard school should know what you just mentioned at the age of 3. My daughter was able to do all these at 3

Fiction!........ I really enjoyed the story thiugh!

The only sure thing could have been to concentrate on her memorizing the passage. When has it become a punishable offence on the teacher if the student fails in an exam?

Meanwhile, OP you failed to tell us what u did in the ozer room too or was it just chatting and laughing

overdrive:
Getting what exactly

Getting Nyashed!

So JEWELofHELL666, in your own definition, dangerous weapons are these ones you mentioned above?.....pump-action, knock out, charms, flag etc Get sense bro!

Greedy women everywhere!

Oga u be new come for Naija? U get luck sef say they no rub you of your belongings...

Alliteration:
Seriously... Ah! The driver was lamenting that it was his first time too... He was hijacked

Don't mind the driver, He is part of the gang!. Though I am from South East, I have experienced it once while i was in School, was travelling to Lagos through Onitsha

razfad10:
This is ridiculous, I mean you charge us for everything in our country. if you’re using USSD today, the federal government is charging you #6.9 before the bank charges you.

And if it is up to 10k, they charge the person receiving it N50

Oga face your work or go and look for another job in your church!!!!...stop being monitoring spirit!