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PhonesRe: Chronicles Of An Iphone Thief. by enigmang: 9:35am On Aug 09, 2013
goodslayer: naija networks are bullshyte they cant help you track nada if you lost your device.

Lost my htc one x of less than one month last two week. And i called the guy in the morning foir zain to track the location of my number last received call na waec.

Even the avg anti theft of no use. Do anyone know of that anti theft device that takes pictures of phone theives and send it to your mail addy.
Here is the app mate...
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Assembly Fracas.. Real Story Unfold by enigmang: 6:30am On Aug 06, 2013
bashy_demy: Am patiently following this thread.
Me too cos i still find it hard to believe that 5 people will fight and overthrow 27.... until Amaechi showed up....
PoliticsRe: Dress Code In Lagos House Of Assembly Worthy Of Emulation by enigmang: 6:26am On Aug 06, 2013
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.... **singing and strolling by*** Redemption song....
BusinessRe: Farmers To Earn N101bn Annually From Perishable Cargo by enigmang:
henryvirus: Dnt b suprised dat Only Obasanjo nd sum rich farmers will benefit from this. D common farmer will not......c as dem talk am lyk say na all farmers go get am
Stay on nairaland and be the judge and jury....
PoliticsRe: Chidi Lloyd Appears In Court by enigmang: 8:47pm On Jul 31, 2013
Plshavmercyamen: Beautiful! Justice in action. But, what happens to Bipi and d other four law breakers who committed treasonable felony and could rightly be fingered to be the catalyst that led to other chain of events? SELECTIVE JUSTICE IS NO JUSTICE at all!
Those guys didn't do anything wrong or at least we didn't see them on camera.... There is nothing wrong in 5 people trying to overthrow a speaker... Or passing a vote of no confidence in the speaker... All I expected the 27 to do is when the house sits again one of them raise a motion and vote out the basta*d bipi guy... Or make a gest of him.. the police cant enter the house to do anything...For crying out Loud they are 27.... Why resort to violence...

You can't tell me those hungry looking touts held the 27 hostage....

Lloyd will just be used as a scape goat
PhonesRe: Etisalat Customer Care Thread by enigmang: 2:09pm On Jul 31, 2013
Lol... this thread was a nice idea until it hit the frontpage....lets see you keep up with all the querries that you'll be bombarded with in just a moment....

A better idea would be to direct people from here to an online chat/helpdesk service which you guys should have...so at least a team of colleauges can be responding to querries
PoliticsRe: SHAMEFUL: Policeman Followed Me To The ATM by enigmang: 12:44pm On Jul 30, 2013
The giver and the giveee... of bribe are both criminals... #just saying...
PoliticsRe: Chidi Lloyd Charged With Attempted Murder By Police by enigmang: 11:16am On Jul 30, 2013
Mr Aboki: Now this is just down right stupiid..

All we have to prove is that the act is capable of causing death?! I'm sorry hommie, but you are a slowpoke with regards to Legal matters. No disrespect meant here, just stating a pure fact!

Now!! based on your comment;

1. A slap is capable of causing death. A knock on the head is capable of causing death. A punch is capable of causing death. Giving groundnuts to a person allergic to groundnut can cause death. Shiiiiit! My Aunty died in the middle of a verbal quarrel with a person from Hypertension (Meaning shouting at a person with High B can cause their death).

SO!!! Two young men full of testosterone that were fighting and in the process, one punches the other in the head which then causes death.. Can we comfortably charge him with MURDER?


hahahahahaaaa.. Dude you need to stop! You are embarassing yourself.
Off course manslaughter !!
ProgrammingRe: MTN App Developers Competition Thread by enigmang: 11:14pm On Jul 29, 2013
pendusky: i posted to MTN that we dont need all these gift. simply employ the winner, besides ther stealing our idea, if seun was to give them the idea of nairaland then seun wldnt be a millionaire today, how much is nairaland worth isnt is more than 1m dollars? if mark zuckerberg wer to give mtn the idea what wld that mean? mtn shld stop deceiving us. imagine money rake in who want to be a millionaire? and how much is being given to the contestant. imagine 5million or more people out of 50million active users txting 100 naira jst to be on the hot seat, imagine the amount... i hav my own app i need to work on though it seems imposible bt even impossible is saying IM' POSSIBLE. gudluck to you guys!
Mtn is giving you the motivation to work on your own app the app still remains your own Mtn is not collecting the app from you.. Seun dd not invent forums there had always been forums.. Neither did Zuckerbeeg invent social networking... I don't see nothing wrong in Mtn gingering young people to develop apps...
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blasts In Sabon Gari, Kano State by enigmang: 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2013
payless: I am stating the obvious. This bomb throwing is getting out of hand. This is the handwork of PDP. Where are these people getting exploive if not being supplied by element from PDP government? Explosives are not okro or melon that you buy in markets.

It is the bitter truth.
Wich bitter truth.. Please what will GEJ gain by this bomb blast... Pray tell ...
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blasts In Sabon Gari, Kano State by enigmang: 11:00pm On Jul 29, 2013
It is really sad that people get excited when tey hear a bomb blast ... The fact that you want GEJ to fail doesn't mean we should be happy that Boko boys are attacking..

What's te rational behind geJ sponsoring bomb blast?? Wouldn't that just prove that the SOE is not working??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by enigmang: 2:22pm On Jul 29, 2013
omoha: My HR status has been "Application Under Review" since 29th June that i completed the second on-line test. Anybody in the house in same condition?
Same with me mate.. mine has actually been since 13th of May
NYSCRe: Do Children Of President And Governors Go For NYSC? by enigmang: 12:18pm On Jul 28, 2013
lordnammy: I believe †ђξ go to camp to put their name I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ †ђξ so called book O̶̷̊͡ƒ life, after the camp service have ended just like that. I was with one governor's son, he was given a special hostel unlike the conventional hostel and other preferential treatments was not far from him.
Special hostel ?? Please what camp was that??
NYSCRe: Do Children Of President And Governors Go For NYSC? by enigmang: 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2013
pek: who said NYSC is compulsory? you only need it when you are to work for government or a company! if, on the other hand you are going solo ie being your own boss, then why do you need it. also, if you are taking up a family business or company, you dont need it!
You don't know wher you'll end even in solo or family business you might have an appoinment of some sought and wouldn't want nysc or the lack of it to stop you
FamilyRe: Parents Gave Their Baby A Snake To Play With Since They Can't Afford Toys by enigmang: 12:08pm On Jul 28, 2013
omanifrank: see poverty
Has nothing to do with poverty.. There are so many home made toys.... You don't need to buy Lego or barbie...ekoso na toy... If they can afford that dress she is wearing they can also make a stuffed doll..
PoliticsRe: Amaechi On Face-off With President Jonathan (Video) by enigmang: 10:06am On Jul 28, 2013
SirVee: What laws are you talking about? I am surprised at your late entry to this discuss! You didn't have power in your area or your computer had issues?

Can you justify all Rotimi Amaechi's travails in recent times (the most painful is the president's wife interference)! Have you heard her speak again? She has humiliated not only herself, but those that sent her! Push has come to shove now, and Evans Bipi's jesus christ is suing for peace! She should organise a press conference and be interviewed let us hear her own side. E don do for una! We don tire for all this yeye.
She can't fall for this because if she does that we all we say it is the President and as Amaechi has said he cannot talk about his subordinate...

On a serious note see how Amaechi brandishes the surbodinate word yet he doesn't realise the superiority of the PRESIDENCY
PoliticsRe: Amaechi On Face-off With President Jonathan (Video) by enigmang: 10:01am On Jul 28, 2013
texazzpete: So by your logic, isn't Amaechi supposed to be 'pained' after receiving insults from Patience Jonathan? Aren't the rivers people who voted in Amaechi going to feel pained?
GEJ brought all this upon himself .
Actuallly Amaechi was not voted for... It was Omehia that won the election... The guy is too arrogant he has been lucky so far but he should no that the people he is romancing with will all desert him hen the heat becomes too much .. What comes to mind is how 5people where able to overpower 27 ... Only shows that most of the 27 are actually on the fence...
PoliticsRe: Amaechi On Face-off With President Jonathan (Video) by enigmang: 12:34am On Jul 28, 2013
2015 will surely be interesting lets see if APC will give Amaechi the VP slot....

The only good thing about this fight is that Amaechi cannot afford to do any careless wrong thing cos thy will pounce on him... So at least te Riverstate people will see their reaources managed better...
PoliticsRe: Chidi Lloyd Was Tortured & Blindfolded Back Into Port-Harcourt by enigmang: 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2013
This news be as e get oooo... [size=18pt]over 500[/size] policemen escort am from airport ok..
Car TalkRe: Bentley First Ever Suv (Pictures) by enigmang: 9:12pm On Jul 25, 2013
Hope the car will come with those girls in the 1st foto.... Make I per-order mine
Nairaland GeneralRe: Odi Dollars Flaunts Shrine With Foreign Currency by enigmang: 3:35pm On Jul 25, 2013
with all that money na 14" box TV ein get.. or maybe its a guest house? see the curtain seff abi na the fridgehuh ee be like say ein jazzman tell am make ein no spend the money on einself....
So finally to what purposehuh
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Why I Stormed The State House Of Assembly - Rotimi Amaechi by enigmang: 5:51am On Jul 25, 2013
It is still very confusing how the 5 where able to over power the 27 until Amaechi came??

If it were thugs that the 5 came with that overpowered the 27, i don't think Amaechi's security detail would have been able to overpower them since he says the police attached to the house was already compromised.

My take is that. There are people among the 27 that are sitting on the fence just waiting to see wich side will win before they swing fully...
PoliticsRe: Lagos Dumps Beggars, Homeless In Onitsha by enigmang: 5:32am On Jul 25, 2013
dayokanu: Dem return you back to your fertile land, the Japan and Dubai of Africa and lamentation start.

Lagos does not want you wretched asss. Go back to your village. Simple

Some people are funny asking what Peter Obi would say? What does he want to say other than to mew like a woman who drank hot oil.

Anyone who doesnt like it should stay back in his village buncha leeches
Do people now need visa to enter Lagoshuh What is the reason for throwing them out of Lagos ... Pray tell!!!
Music/RadioRe: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by enigmang: 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2013
DHANUSH LYRICS

Why This Kolaveri Di Ringtone Send "Why This Kolaveri Di" Ringtone to your Cell Why This Kolaveri Di Ringtone
"Why This Kolaveri Di"


yo boys i am singing song
soup song
flop song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
rhythm correct
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
maintain please
why this kolaveri..di

distance la moon-u moon-u
moon-u color-u white-u
white background night-u nigth-u
night-u color-u black-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

white skin-u girl-u girl-u
girl-u heart-u black-u
eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u
my future dark

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

maama notes eduthuko
apdiye kaila snacks eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
sariya vaasi
super maama ready
ready 1 2 3 4

whaa wat a change over maama

ok maama now tune change-u

kaila glass
only english..

hand la glass
glass la scotch
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty life-u
girl-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
lovvu lovvu
oh my lovvu
you showed me bouv-u
cow-u cow-u holi cow-u
i want u hear now-u
god i m dying now-u
she is happy how-u

this song for soup boys-u
we dont have choice-u

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di



[size=18pt]Note these songs went Viral.. on youtube[/size]
Music/RadioRe: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by enigmang: 3:56pm On Jul 23, 2013
REBECCA BLACK LYRICS

"Friday"


(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Music/RadioRe: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by enigmang: 3:35pm On Jul 23, 2013
"All Gold Everything"

187

[Hook:]
Gold all in my chain, my chain, bitch
Gold all in my rang, my rang, bitch
Gold all in my watch, my watch
Don't believe me, just watch
Nigga nigga nigga
Don't believe me, just watch
Don't believe me just watch, bitch
Nigga nigga nigga
Don't believe me, just watch, bitch
Don't believe me, just watch
Gold all in my chain
Gold all in my ring
Gold all in my watch
Don't believe me, just watch

[Verse:]
T Raww I don't Bleep with niggas
My money long, my temper midget
King gold chains I reinvented
This gold shit, you a gold fish nigga
Try me, four kings like free sale nigga
Sippin' out a cup like a toddler, nigga nigga
Who the Bleep want drama, pain,
Back at it like a chiropractor, mane
That that nigga rock a quarter mil in chains
Gat squirt at ya like Stacey Lane
Nigga nigga sunroof ya brain
Came out to drink but you can't even hang
Only came 'cause a nigga got paid
Sleep with them hoes, they gon' Bleep up your name
Pop the Zanny I'm stressin'
Pop the molly I'm flexin'
Dre Beats my beats bang, biker jeans, ball mane
She suck me off till I'm all drained
Kick her out, Liu king
Wide body need two lanes,
Got a 5-0-4 bitch that go to Tulane
Niggas think that I'm playin'
I ain't sayin' this shit to be slayin' a nigga
Make your bed, lay in it, fucker
Born sinner, make a nigga die for his dinner
Eyes of a tiger, stone killer, cold blooded winner
Fuckin' beast, goin' HAM, gotta eat
Thanksgiving, don't thank me,
Cause that ain't beef, y'all niggas sweet,
Money leech, money launderin'
Private jet, I don't fly economy
Man I make it rain while you niggas try to maintain
All my niggas Bleep, shout out Honey Cocaine
Last kings, YMCMB bitch
187, stay on some G shit
Music/RadioRe: Lyrics of Nigerian and Foreign Songs Compared by enigmang: 3:32pm On Jul 23, 2013
What do we classify as foreign?? Anything not Nigerian??

You are comparing Nigerian lyrics to the rest of the world and you decided to choose Bruno mars song...

Wait lemme go and get some 'foreign' songs that makes no sense
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan’s Mother Dies In Car Crash by enigmang: 12:05pm On Jul 23, 2013
Since when did Elele Road become East/West Roadhuh
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau’s In-laws Arrested by enigmang: 8:09pm On Jul 15, 2013
Amusaopeyemi: I won't be suprised if tomorrow shekau abi wetin be him useless name deny say those people no be him inlaw.
No be so FG lie say boko don ceasefire?
You skipped the part where they had recordings from shekau.. That makes them acomplices
TV/MoviesRe: Natasha And Selly Evicted From Big Brother Africa by enigmang: 8:50am On Jul 15, 2013
Nuvally: Pls,I want u'all to pls tell me d essence of wAtching BBA..Is it Educative or something...Like seriously this has gotten many jobless people going bananas weneva this show is about to commence..Though I've never watched it For once,and am sure am missing nothing...For GOdsakE this is not a reAlity tv show...I'd rather sleep than watch dwags messing themselves up...ITS DISGUSTING!!!!!!
What is the essence of watching Premiership or Wimbledon or Olympics... Pray Tell... one mans meat is another mans Kanda..
Besides you clearly saw the topic, why didn't you just ignore it..nope you wasted your time commenting....
PoliticsRe: Farouk Lawan $3million Bribe Video by enigmang: 12:23pm On Jul 14, 2013
But seriously why was there no light during his clip.. I think he can still deny it.. a competent lawyer will..

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