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PoliticsRe: Porthacourt Monorail In A Thousand Words (PICTURES) by enigmang: 12:42am On Oct 04, 2014
OK... this is sooo annoying... obviously no one on this thread lives in PHC...... it took 8 years to build one monorail station... with about 50 concrete pillars....leading from a distance i will gladly stroll than climb up to buy a ticket..... (some say it is in phases) but the money spent on one single pillar can......
well i am sure even the OP doesnt believe in the monorail.... kindly show us more rail stations not different views of one single station that took 8years to build... Rom wasnt built in a day.. but at least rome was heading somewhere,,,
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Militants Return Tobattle Against Nigerian Troops Inkonduga by enigmang: 8:40am On Sep 26, 2014
Nigerdeltaboi: if the news is true ,i wan ask ,wetin dey dis konduga sef
E be like say na OYEL....
PoliticsRe: Mastercard Branded National ID Card, key to Flawless Election in Nigeria by enigmang: 8:39am On Sep 26, 2014
arresa: Foreign banks and commercial entities shouldn't have access to your personal, National and financial information.

Such exist in only corrupt, crooked and lawless Nigeria..
The card is one of the best things that has happened to Nigeria... Your personal information is safe.. you need to read about the card before you condem
MasterCard’s prepaid technology is just one of the card’s 13 different applications, which is stored securely and separately from the other applets including the card’s identification applet. MasterCard is not involved in the identification component of the program and cannot access the National Identification Database or any citizen’s personal or biometric information.
https://www.nairaland.com/1893678/nigerian-national-id-project-response
PoliticsRe: Abuja New Airport Terminal Ready In Sixmonths- Chidoka by enigmang: 9:08am On Sep 05, 2014
problem with this people is once they enter the new office they rush to talk giving deadlines without even seeing the contractors work plan, in the end we will hear a different story,, Six months is just Next-tomorow oooooooo... we shall wait
PoliticsRe: News Flash: Please Read And Share Facts About The New National eID Card by enigmang: 9:27am On Sep 02, 2014
BRILLIANT!!!!!

The only problem is that we have been decieved for too long.. so it might take some time for us to start trusting....

Trust Naija..: once they set a deadline for having one ...na the last 1 week wey everybody go rush
PoliticsRe: Modified by enigmang: 9:20am On Sep 02, 2014
gists: What you wrote makes absolutely no sense and totaly against my position. I cannot say yes to something I campeign against and do not believe in and which is also an algation you have not proven.

You ignoramously said boko haram issue is makin gudluk regime to be slow thus prevnting/slowing economic transformation. let me ask you how has bh activities in the rural north eastern part of the country got to do with economic development? Apart from kano and Abuja, how many major cities that really contributes massively to the economic growth of the country has boko haram disturbed so far? How many activities of the terrorist have been recorded in the commercial nerve centers of the country namely onitsha, aba, port harcour, and of course Lagos. How many boko haram activity did he face as the gov of baylsa? What economic transformation did he leave behind in bayelsa?

Who told you Buhari's regime was not equally if not more difficult? It all depends on how you handle situations. People have posted the episodes of insurgent crises during buhari's regime. The way and manner he handled it made it look like piece of cake to f00ls like you. Same goes for OBJ and Yar'Adua - the manner in which they handled it make gej the weakest/dumbest president in the world who prefers to blame the oppositon for any challenge he faces even though he has all the nation's resources under his control.

Again, since this gov is th best according to you and have achieved giant strides, I pray for you one more time: May GOD Almighty in HIS infinite power continue to make every aspect of your life which include but not limited to your finances be like Nigerian finance under gej; your health be like Nigerian health care under gej, your children education be like Nigerian education under gej, your security be like Nigerian security under gej. AMEN

Oloshi oloriburuku jati jati ikeji eranko. anumanu
If you will say AMEN to that of Buhari's regime..... i'd gladly say amen to that of GEJ's........
these guys are all politicians...we dey here they kill ourselves ..
FamilyRe: Some African Parents Destroy Beautiful Love Relationships With Their Prejudices by enigmang: 8:16am On Aug 22, 2014
sihom: Guys do not underestimate or take for granted the blessing of a parent over an intended union. Sometimes when they rant & rave there's some gut feeling at work about that potential spouse we as children have presented and want to marry. Gut feelings are hard to explain but its a strong feeling telling you something is not right even when you can't place your finger on what it is.

Parents often see things which we are unable to, because of that emotion called loved. I've seen some relatives & acquaintances run into some serious gbese because they ignored the blessing of a parent. Remember these people took care of you from infancy to adulthood, no man or woman can ever love you like they do.

The least we can do is honour them and try to win them over where potential spouses are concerned.
WHat Blesssing!!!!! some time they are very irrational and tribalistic.. they wouldnt listen to you simply because he or she is IGBO or YORUBA, my cousin from Rivers wanted to marry a Yoruba girl, her mum said "do not bring any Igbo man here oooo" when she told her mum that rivers is not Igbo, she said "They are all the same"..... worst of all even among christians, you will hear.. you must marry a catholic.... why in the world would i wait for such a parents blessinghuh it is more of a CURSE than a blessing...

About the "gbese" all marriages have the gbese-period.. deal with it like adults if you cant or you feel it is too much walk away... your parents are not the once getting married...

Anyways it is reducing now, because parents don't really reliance on their children at old age is decreasing.... those parents wanted to make sure their child don't go and get entrenched in another culture and forget them
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls: Britain To Send Three Tornado Planes by enigmang: 11:46am On Aug 21, 2014
Hope the plane reaches Nigeria ... the first one they sent couldn't....
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Militants Overrun Prestigious Mobile Police Training College In Gwoza by enigmang: 8:54am On Aug 21, 2014
Shadodempn: Crap! Nigerian Army could at least show us some video footages of progress that has been done in crushing these insurgents! We are not progressing at ALL!!! If you lost a mopol relative, you wouldn't write this rubbish! They captured and killed staff & students of a POLICE training school! A popular school that goes down in the books of Nigerian history! When money comes out to buy weapons, its shared & property is purchased with it in different parts of the country by different people in positions of power! WE ARE NOT winning the war on terror brought to our country!!! Since IBB crippled the Nigerian Airforce due to the Mamman VAtsa coup attempt, the airforce has NOT recovered! Its like pissing in the face of a nation when their army barracks are invaded, weapons & tanks stolen & used to fight that same nation back
But you didn't ask for footage of the overun camp or the hoisted flag or the new emir..
My only problem with the govt is they are not fighting the Media war well...
RomanceRe: Video: Unilag Big Girl Caught With Her Sugar Daddy In An Hotel, Stripped Unclad by enigmang: 9:43am On Aug 20, 2014
Two adults decide to have fun and a woman who cannot satisfy her husband or keep him in check comes molest the poor girl.. what of the man??... no be say the thing happen for her house ooo... On a neutral ground "a hotel" .. the girl should have poked her fingers into the womans eye and still sue her ass offff....

PS: OP next time just write the story in pidgin...
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Receives Tissue Papers Made By Students Of GSS, Abuja (PIX) by enigmang: 9:25am On Aug 20, 2014
Yungwizzzy: Is this an achievement??


tissue paper??


while Chinese kids making tecno android phones!!
What have you made in your life..huh?? or thought of making?? keep waiting for government..... If na oyibo kids now, they will brand them well and tell you how biodegradable and environmental friendly the tissue is and bla the bla..and you wouldn't complain... its al packaging my dear....
PoliticsRe: Jonathan •says, ‘PDP Can’t Lose Any State If I Manipulate Election’ by enigmang: 9:43am On Aug 12, 2014
egift: Who is the mumu advising this zoologist?
Did you even read the gist, as soon as you read GEJ you had to insult..

What he said is very true, the power of a Nigerian President is incredible,.. if he deploys that might PDP cannot loose any election....
Car TalkRe: Made-in-nigeria Hyundai Cars Hit Market by enigmang: 11:08pm On Aug 11, 2014
eledacedar: Are they MADE in Nigeria or ASSEMBLED in nigeria.?
NO single country makes a car Completely....
PoliticsRe: Leadership Failure: I Saw "74 Missed Calls"&20 Text Mgs On My Phone This Morning by enigmang: 10:13am On Aug 08, 2014
You will soon blame your not being able to impregnate your wife...on Leadership failure
HealthRe: Striking Doctors Offer To Treat Ebola Patients by enigmang: 10:38pm On Aug 05, 2014
They have heard of world bank ebola fun $200 million... why would they "offer" smiley
HealthRe: Secret Serum Likely Saved Ebola Patients, CNN by enigmang: 3:05pm On Aug 05, 2014
Toaskarity: No its a disease from us africans who can't do shit in this world but wait for help from white to help our miserable life...

@commenters doubting the cure
I bet most of u think others re as lazy as we africans are? No trust me right from the day their citizen was affected was the day their doctors nd pharmaceutical department start working hard to cure it...They don't sit arround lazy crying out about others..like Nigerians crying out about wat happening in isreal/palest btwn these 2 piece of sh..it country don't even see blacks as good smh
But when Prof Iwu makes a claim about whatever progress he has made, we are still the first to call him a fraud..as if the cure must come from "oyibo"
PoliticsRe: Lagos Doctor Who Treated Liberian Sawyer Tests Positive To Ebola Virus by enigmang: 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2014
chimoz: Just imagine the sacrifice the doctor made and tomorrow johesu members who aside the nurses don't come close to patients would want to be at par with medical Doctors.
Am sorry colleague, it's the price we have to pay and the sacrifices we have to make as medical personnels
Well the Nurses are mostly the first contact to the patient....soo...
PoliticsRe: Impeachment Panel: Al-makura’s Lawyers Write Nasarawa CJ by enigmang: 12:13pm On Aug 03, 2014
lekhane: I thought Jonathan intervened in this issue or was he just trying to clean his already dented image thereby deceiving himself?
I don't think Al-mukura's impeachment will go through, is like APC don wake up
How are you sure this is not as a result of his intervention??
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Drops Wife From Washington DC Trip by enigmang: 12:17am On Jul 31, 2014
There are some stories you read that don't really require a source.. Cos once you start you know exactly where it is from...
HealthRe: Man From Nigeria Tested For Ebola In The UK by enigmang: 7:32pm On Jul 30, 2014
I really dont understand how MAN tested for EBOLA and giving all clear is News.... this people just want NIGERIA to be in the news....

Trust those that only read headlines to enter full panic mode
TravelRe: President Jonathan Launches New E-passport by enigmang: 3:15pm On Jul 30, 2014
ashewopeckas: U don't have to insult me & NO, it doesn't come out the same day. How can u possibly achieve that, do u know the no of pple applying everyday? And there r just 2 immigration offices in Lagos oh.....maybe one sef, Alagbon Ikoyi
Lagos is not the only city in Nigeria with immigration offices....
Foreign AffairsRe: Cameroon Rescues Vice Pm’s Wife Kidnapped By Boko Haram by enigmang: 9:15am On Jul 29, 2014
Was she held in cameroun abi in Nigeria.... The story be as ee get....
PoliticsRe: PDP Makes U-Turn, Denies Saying APC Has Islamic Agenda. by enigmang: 6:54pm On Jul 22, 2014
koboko69: PDP lying to Nigerians since 1999. Moronic Metuh have forgotten when he called APC supporter of APC and affiliated them to terrorists. They have realised the religious card/stunt they were trying to play makes no sense with the latest acceptance of the sherif once accused to be boko haram founder and sponsor by them back to thier killer folds. [b]Buhari's long time driver is a christian. Tinibu,Akande and fashola have christian wives and many of thier children goes to church unopposed. The islamic card is just a failed attempt by the killer party to deceive gullible Nigerians.[/b]
I dont think the bolded statement is true... his personal driver CANNOT be a Christian...
CelebritiesRe: Inspector General Of Police Controlling Traffic In Abuja (Pictures) by enigmang: 2:18am On Jul 22, 2014
Naija!!

PoliticsRe: PICTURE Of IGP MD Abubakar Controlling Traffic In Abuja by enigmang: 9:28am On Jul 21, 2014
doctokwus: Is he a traffic policeman?There is a specialised police traffic unit(formerly "yellow fever"wink who are trained in d art of traffic control.Ur being a policeman does not therefore mean u can control traffic.To me dis is childish "eye service".
What is this one saying....

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BusinessRe: OLX Nigeria And So Much Scamming by enigmang: 7:58am On Jul 20, 2014
Okuda: You see its not even about trying to adapt something western..there are underlying foundations that made things work abroad and thats why its very easy to manage alot of things..first of all i think every nigerian should have a social security number..this is the first step in putting alot of crap in order in this country
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PoliticsRe: Army Kills Boko Haram Kingpin, Brother In Kaduna by enigmang: 8:42am On Jul 07, 2014
kokoA: I don't understand this o.. How big is the house? 3 hours of gun battle before getting the target? shocked
Talk is very cheap.. Army is selling forms ooo you can go and lend them your expertise maybe in 3minutes you will achieve it...
PoliticsRe: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by enigmang: 11:37am On Jul 02, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: that's in Nigeria, not in osun.... Τђε̣ elites now have dia voters card intact and are coming out since diaz adequate security, don't get it twisted... Election wnt be left to illiterates never again..
AMEN....
PoliticsRe: Omisore Eating Guguru (Popcorn) In Market Square by enigmang:
Funny fact is most people criticising him here will NEVER VOTE in the election or are not even registered to vote in OSUN..

The man has scored cheap political points... He may have just have earned the vote of all those market women around the market square : and in Nigeria those are the actual people that vote....

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