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CareerRe: Wife's Phone Searched & All Contacts Deleted By Her Boss, Can I Sue Or Not? by enigmang: 7:55pm On Mar 06, 2022
maticar:
Boring,

It's not even making sense the trash you capping here
I am sure you didn't read it.. because he/she made so much sense. Best advice on the thread!!!
PoliticsRe: Marwa: Lawmakers Who Vote To Legalise Cannabis Won’t To Return To Constituencies by enigmang: 11:15pm On Sep 04, 2021
Is it not better to legalize it and earn taxes from it. Than what is happening now were everyone who wants to get wee has free access to it?
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by enigmang: 11:47am On Aug 23, 2021
Oliviaxx:
Sadly, the best thing at this point is too choose any date first then go for walk-in with your 42k
Hi,

Can you do the walking any day? or it has to be the date you paid for?
TravelRe: Nigerian Sues UK For Denying Him Entry After Landing At Manchester Airport by enigmang: 7:08am On Aug 15, 2021
Lol.. seems you are the one that "have never own Naija Passport or seen how a visa looks"

If you have travelled before you will know that Immigration officers at the border decide whether to allow or deny entry to travellers. Sometimes denial is clear-cut, such as a prior criminal conviction or the submission of incorrect documents. Aside from court records, police records, and documents provided, border patrol agents often rely on gut instinct.

It is actually written on either your visa or on the letter you get when granted the visa. That you can still be refused entry by the UK border agents


BouquiLake:
Funny how those who have never own Naija Passport or seen how a visa looks are commenting.

Before issuing the Visa, they would have done a lot of background checks on you, Double check on the documents submitted e.g. The bank statement confirm the originality, Contact the company to confirm, Check the website before giving it. It is over sabi that was killing the Border force officer. All they need to do at the point of entry is to confirm if its the same person that is holding the visa or if he was carrying any contraband. All these is done and if at all you have to deport, The person is put on the next available plane back to where he was coming from.
Why hold him for that long?

It may be his village people that are responsible sha shocked shocked shocked
TravelRe: Nigerian Sues UK For Denying Him Entry After Landing At Manchester Airport by enigmang: 6:45am On Aug 15, 2021
The logo question is not strange.. the logo is very easy all he had to do was draw a Diamond and put an "S" inside. As head of operations, he should have seen the logo millions of times.
Beancounter94:
Very plausible.

Still, it does sound strange to me, especially the 'Draw the logo' test bit.

TravelRe: Nigerian Sues UK For Denying Him Entry After Landing At Manchester Airport by enigmang: 6:42am On Aug 15, 2021
Guy relax..... The Immigration guys are not fools..
-1 The logo is very simple: All he needed to do was draw a diamond with an 'S' inside He doesn't have to be an artist.
-2. The bank's website looks very dodgy.. if na you .. you will doubt him (this one is not one him sha it is on the bank and our anyhowness)
3- I bet you if he was able to say "the name na 'John' "it wouldn't be an issue.. actually shows they are on first-name basis
4- You are right they were looking for anything to cast him -- and that is their exact job description!
Newboss:
What are you even saying? So he should start cramming names and core values instead of focusing on his job? Some people are not good with names. I went through university without knowing any lecturer's full name. I just know say the name na John. I have worked in many places without knowing the oga's full name. Those guys were looking for anything to use to cast him. People even have issues remembering names. These are real things any adult can relate with. Let's stop all these hypocritical attitude.

BusinessRe: Can Someone Be Wealthy Without Involving In Dirty Deals by enigmang: 6:12am On Aug 09, 2021
Mheeennn.. our poverty runsss sooo deeeeppp that we think you cant be wealthy without dirty deals!!! Except you mean becoming wealthy OVERNIGHT!!

What do you call wealthy? Everyone mustn't be an entrepreneur !! you can work a high paying job and become wealthy!! you can invest in good stocks! you can work in I.T!!

-You can import gloves and mask.. and COVID hits.. and you sell x20 the cost. (

It is our craze for maad quick money that makes us think we must do shady deals to become wealthy!!

Identify a problem/need.. create value to solve a problem.. be patient and consistent and hardworking.. You will be wealthy!!
HealthRe: New COVID-19 Variants Not Cause For Concern – Chikwe Ihekweazu, NCDC DG by enigmang: 1:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see covid 19 being defeated. But our leaders have refused to let it die in peace so that they can continue to cash out. I see another lockdown looming. I see schools, churches and markets being shut down. This I have seen.
Lol.. False prophet indeed grin grin
PoliticsRe: Obiano Visits SARS Offices In Anambra, Frees Detainees by enigmang: 6:49am On Oct 18, 2020
slimfit1:
He went there for photos and cheap publicity. If he was serious he would be asking the Police Commissioner to resign for illegal detention.
He cannot do that. He does not control the police. The FG does.
FamilyRe: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by enigmang: 4:59pm On Sep 03, 2020
STOP TRYING SOO HARD TO PLEASE PEOPLE.

Tell your church brethren that things are hard at the moment .. they should contribute for caterer.
Besides cooking is not just for women...If you knew how to cook no be to wear apron arrange the food. That is if you must cook.
NYSCRe: Primary place of assignment vacancies thread by enigmang: 5:55am On Jul 07, 2020
Job Title: Graphic and Web developer In Abuja

How to apply: To apply send us your Cv and cover letter to hr@coronams.com

Application Deadline: July 20th 2020

Description
We are looking for a talented and motivated Web developer with an eye for design and advanced knowledge of user experience. The ideal candidate wants to gain a deep understanding of the company's customer base in order to grow and improve our brand. The candidate must live in Abuja and be a team player who can work with a lively group of overachievers in a highly collaborative environment. They will teach themselves, learn from others, and take ownership of their successes and challenges. They should have an intrinsic desire for personal growth and professional success, and must proactively learn about the company’s industry, business verticals, and marketing strategies. They will work closely with our marketing, development and customer service teams to execute design strategies across multiple projects and initiatives. The ideal candidate has extensive experience developing custom WordPress themes and plugins. Additional skills include designing user interfaces and developing with HTML CSS and JavaScript. They should be willing to grow their design expertise, while maintaining their WordPress and front-end knowledge. Projects include both customer-facing and internal WordPress/Web development, as well as User Interface design and development.

Responsibilities
Create custom WordPress themes as needed for marketing campaigns and other projects
Act as a hands-on member of the design team to create and manage projects from concept to
Create high-quality themes with cross-browser and cross-platform compatibility
Work closely with our development and marketing teams to improve the user experience
Design wireframes and prototypes in order to effectively communicate projects to different teams
Grow design skills, proactively take on new initiatives and challenging problems
Research and identify new trends to improve the company’s website

Required Skills and Experience
At least 2 years experience in WordPress development
Advanced WordPress development skills
Skills in Adobe Creative Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator)
Expert level of PHP/HTML/CSS and JavaScript, with a desire to build knowledge and skills in front-end development
Background in user interface design and a clear understanding of user experience
Knowledge of design principles, typography, web standards, and usability
Ability to manage tasks and maintain communication to provide finished projects
Communicate ideas and concepts clearly and concisely, while also being open to receiving feedback and direction as needed
Attention to detail with emphasis on accuracy and quality, and a critical eye for design aesthetics
Keep up-to-date with the latest trends in user interface design
Desired Skills
Bootstrap
JavaScript libraries (such as jQuery or React)
Experience with mobile site development
Understanding of best SEO practices
PropertiesRe: Complete My House Or Travel Abroad? by enigmang: 4:48am On Jul 07, 2020
Luckybelt:
The advantage of traveling abroad is enormous. I’m in a similar shoe with the OP, have a few plots of land, but instead of developing them, wish to relocate.
Mostly because of my kids. Opportunities for kids in Nigeria is limited but boundless abroad.
Relocating with work permit is very different from the OP that intends going for masters.

As another OP said UK masters is indeed "scamm" ooooo.. all they want is your money and if you really want to do well you will no have time to work odd jobs (which will barely pay rent and living expense), also there is no post study visa (although there are plans to bring it back). So once you are done and have given the UK Govt 12-15million you will be shipped back to Naija with an expensive paper you earned.. then back to the job market.

Relocating is good; but please explore other countries. Canada, Australia, Ireland etc with friendly immigration policies.. it isn't very easy to get admissions to these countries because it is a sure path to immigration. Give your land to someone to farm grin . and go look for Foreign exchange!!
SportsRe: Quique Serien: It Wouldn't Be Fair If Barca Plays Napoli In An Empty Stadium by enigmang: 8:31am On Jun 19, 2020
jeffizy:
At this period, everyone is at disadvantage.

Empty Stadia, no hype.

He's supposed to understand.
But at least they should play at home not a neutral ground.
CrimeRe: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by enigmang: 7:14am On Jun 02, 2020
einsteino:
It is easy to assume they can just scan through the millions of prints from BVN, Sim reg, NIMC etc However, the truth is that without a primary key or a complex system like Integrated Automated Fingerprint Identification System(IAEFS) you can't. Also, the data from BVN and it's likes isnt harmonized, so it is very unlikely they examined it against a database like BVN. Fingerprint search is not as simple as movies like to portray it (just like hacking isn't as easy as movies make it seem).

Someone said they probably had a suspect and compared the prints to his. I think that is the most probable thing that happened
Firstly all databases has a primary key except you mean something else.
Even if we are to assume this data has not been harmonised. I promise you they can search against each of the databases individually. There is nothing "complex" about IAFIS. the only limitation is the processing power to run against a large dataset. The INEC verification at a polling boot uses a handheld machine to search against <500people

Each of this system can run AFIS the only difference is the data set you are running against. e.g INEC used it to eliminate duplicate registration. but this was run only LGA-wide.

Have you seen NIMC infrastructure? or CBN infrastructure?
CrimeRe: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by enigmang: 7:01am On Jun 02, 2020
einsteino:
Finger print was examined? against which database? Nigerian police don come again with format.
You would be surprised!!

-BVN
-NIMC-
-Voters Register
-NCC -SIM registration

Any/all of this will do. We can achieve things if/when we are serious.
Car TalkRe: Coronavirus Lockdown: 5 Care Tips For Your Car by enigmang: 6:10am On Apr 03, 2020
Handbrake is also known as parking brakes. Strange you say we shouldn't use parking breaks when the car is parked.

And honestly if you need to start your car every 3days to prevent the battery from dying.. the car is not in very good condition.

The short answer: whenever you park! “Whether your car is a manual or automatic, the terrain is hilly or flat, you should use your parking brake every time you park,” writes Driver’s Ed Guru.
NYSCRe: Primary place of assignment vacancies thread by enigmang: 12:33am On Mar 13, 2020
Vacancy!! Web Developer and Graphic Designer.

We are looking for a talented and motivated Web developer with an eye for design and advanced knowledge of user experience. The ideal candidate wants to gain a deep understanding of the company's customer base in order to grow and improve our brand. The candidate must live in Abuja and be a team player who can work with a lively group of in a highly collaborative environment. They will teach themselves, learn from others, and take ownership of their successes and challenges. They should have an intrinsic desire for personal growth and professional success.

he ideal candidate has extensive experience developing custom WordPress themes and plugins. Additional skills include designing user interfaces and developing with HTML CSS and JavaScript. They should be willing to grow their design expertise, while maintaining their WordPress and front-end knowledge. Projects include both customer-facing and internal WordPress/Web development, as well as User Interface design and development. email: hr@coronams.com
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by enigmang: 4:21am On Sep 30, 2019
Iwinosified:
Congratulations to all the new pprs. Please urgent request: Is it necessary to include the imm008 generic form and additional family form in your envelope while submitting passports to vfs? (even when there has been no addition to your family) .There are conflicting responses here so I'm begging for responses from those who have submitted recently, as well as our seniors. Thank you all.
Edit- just saw a link on page 1 by Joo2018.Thanks. Obviously, these forms do not need to be filled, if there has been no change in family composition. I hope I'm right?
Hello Iwinosified,

How did you go about this. did you submit the IMM008? or there was no need if there is no change in family circumstances. There is really conflicting information on this
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by enigmang: 2:06am On Nov 09, 2018
Chibabe4Christ:
Abeg o @Justwise and @Ekpotek and other gurus I will like to be clarified about this - Is anything wrong to change your email address from the former one I used previously. I used my gmail previously which is informal but decided to use my company email address which is more formal. Is anything wrong with that please.
There is absolutely nothing wrong in changing your email addresss.. nothing concerns them with email address..I have used 2 different addresses.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by enigmang: 2:24pm On Nov 08, 2018
justwise:
How much will the trip cost him? Yes he needs to explain the inflow and out flow of those huge amount that goes through his account.

Surely the cash-in-hand payment has to be explained.
Thank you soo much Justwise for your response.

The trip will cost him <£1k - £1k5. It is basically a 5day trip and i am taking care of accommodation and feeding... so he really just needs Ticket + beer money.

Can one call it cash in hand..? It is stated as "Renumeration for X-month" consistently for the past 6months but it is from a personal account.
The inflow and out flows are basically payment to site workers/contractors. (just gone through the statement a total of 36m for 6months) How does one explain this so it doesnt look shady? Is it a matter of highlighting the bulk sums and explaining or just a general blanket statement.


(I just read the rejection letter and i'm worried, where the ECO complained about the inflows and as a result wasnt sure the money was available to the applicant)
Please Advice.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 3 by enigmang: 2:17am On Nov 08, 2018
Hello gurus in the House..
Please I need some advice here.. I am inviting my friend for my graduation in the UK.. so all documents on my part are intact he will be staying with me. I have letter from school
Tenancy agreement
My tier4 VISA etc.


On his part however, although he is working and earning about 180k problem is that the salary gets paid from a ‘personal account’ (I know Naija business and anyhowness) although it is shown constantly over the months.

2. Second issue there has been huge inflow and outflow over the past months over 80m through the account with a present balance of about 1m (he handles projects hence the amount) again transferred mostly from personal and sometime corporate account.

So question is: will receiving salary from a personal account be a problem and does he have to explain all the random transfers through his account.

Wil this show sufficient ties to Nigeria?
Ps:the only travel history he has is Russia World Cup.

Gurus Please Advice
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 5 by enigmang: 12:03am On Oct 27, 2018
Hi guys. Please I have a few questions concerning POF.

I have everything I need for EOI: IELTS, WES etc and my score when calculated is above 455. So hopefully I may not have to wait long for ITA.

However I have not been operating my account for a while so 6months will show very little activity. My POF was raised by selling some stuff and I’m worried the bulk funds will not look good.

Q1. Do I need to wait and build activities on my account before I apply or can I go ahead with the EOI

Q2. Can I use a UK bank account (that’s the account that has some activities over the past month. Again will a bulk some into this account look somehow

please Advice .
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Visits Disneyland With His Son, Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji (photos) by enigmang: 7:40am On Oct 20, 2018
Toji:
I can spot haters
how much dose it cost for a visiting Visa and plane ticket wit accommodation 4 two people
besides accommodation pass accommodation ooo... nor be hostel ein dey stay.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Visits Disneyland With His Son, Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji (photos) by enigmang: 7:38am On Oct 20, 2018
ifyalways:
Why is he wearing a sweatshirt when everywhere looks bright and sunny ?
Bright and sunny doesn't stop it from being windy and cold..

He chose to wear what he wants.. we mustn't do/wear what everyone is. Besides #MansNotHot.
BusinessRe: Pay N50,000 Or Be Jailed If You Spray Money At Events In Nigeria - CBN by enigmang: 2:06pm On Oct 05, 2018
Lol! my Igbo brothers will keep N50k down for the fine and spray all they want!
NYSCRe: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by enigmang: 12:21pm On Sep 18, 2018
In2systemsTech:
so she has a fake document that is not meant for her... jeez how did she skipped the eagle eyes of the dss
Yeaa... that is another sad angle: it seems the DSS doesn’t check the authenticity of certificates presented directly with the issuing authority except there is reason for doubt. Problem here is she could have presented fake certificates and still been cleared.

Another angle is that your are required to apply and pick up the certificate BY YOURSELF with a form of Identification..so by sending a "trusted someone" you have already goofed.
Technology MarketRe: Meet Silas Adekunle: Biography, Age, Net Worth Of Robotics Engineer by enigmang: 12:15pm On Sep 18, 2018
rottennaija:
Now imagine this genius having the interest to assist the Nigerian government in his capacity, by Nigerians archaic law, he will be expected to do nysc because he finished school before he was 30 ? No wonder we are so backward
No he wouldn't except he is looking for a political appointment.. he can simply be employed as a consultant and be treated as an expatriate.!

Besides he can do the NYSC anywhere he feels like.. Davido is doing NYSC and currently in the US... no?
NYSCRe: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by enigmang: 11:22am On Sep 18, 2018
SmartyPants:
Please where did ngschoolz.net get this info? Can't find some of it on the NYSC website and it needs to be verified.
here you go ..
http://www.nysc.gov.ng/downloads/nysc-decree.php
NYSCRe: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by enigmang: 11:20am On Sep 18, 2018
In2systemsTech:
trash.... its obvious getting the exemption is not a hard process... kemi doesnt have a British certificate... kemi has nothing to present to NYSC for evaluation... Kemi would have been found out if she presented fake British degree to NYSC for evaluation
She isn't qualified for an exemption... No.1 rule is you have to be over 30 at the age of graduation.
NYSCRe: How To Get NYSC Certificate Of Exemption by enigmang: 11:18am On Sep 18, 2018
[quote author=emmyw post=71297058]How to Get NYSC Certificate of Exemption | The National Youth Service Corps is a compulsory program for Nigerian graduates. Nevertheless, it is not for all of them because some graduates are not eligible for the one year program.

https://www.ngschoolz.net/wp-content/uploads/NYSC.jpg

The NYSC has as established a clear guideline for application and collection of exemption letter for candidates that are not qualified to serve, but many think the process is tedious.

Here is a step by step of how you can apply for the NYSC letter if you are not qualified for the program as seen on the NYSC website.

How to Get NYSC Certificate of Exemption
First, if you happen to fall under these categories of people, you are not qualified to for the NYSC service year.

1.You're over the age of thirty (30) years AT THE DATE OF YOUR GRADUATION

2. You have served in the Armed Forces of the Federation or the Nigeria Police Force for a period of more than nine months; or

3. You are a member of staff of any of the following:

The Nigerian Security Organization

The State Security Service

The National Intelligence Agency

The Defence Intelligence Service

He has been conferred with any National Honour.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With 2 Human Skulls In Calabar: 'Police Have No Right To Arrest Me' by enigmang: 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2018
You'd be surprised... Medical students/Cadavers?, he claims to be a licensed 'native' doctor. A
ALAYORMII:
I don't think any law will accommodate possession of human skull for whatever reason(s)
BusinessRe: Photo Of Femi Otedola And His Mother Kissing On The Lips by enigmang: 11:14pm On Feb 10, 2018
toluxa1:
Even I go doe mumsi lives in a far better house. Don't tell me what's the house Otedola mum is living.



https://www.nairaland.com/4340834/mint-iphone-7-plus-256gb
Difference between riches an wealth.. new money and old money, Lekki money and...
The woman is wealthy... Is people that have not seen and experienced money that try to do all dem mansion things to make up for the past sufferage!

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