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RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:56pm On Dec 23, 2016
MrCork:
...so you people there in Nigeria still kill goat & cow durrrrrin Christmas? undecided
what do u guys kill there in londonhuh
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:54pm On Dec 23, 2016
prettythicksme:
I am too small to give birth abi? grin grin
like play like play, small Christmas "sum sum" can turn into a baby bun sad
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2016
zicoraads:
Xmas eve...I want a party. Xmas Day, go to church, confess my sins and sleep throughout the day grin
chai!!

but the parties today and tomorrow would be lit sha, as in sooooo lit.

Just so tired right now with all the work and chores I've been doing, if not I would have stepped out today. tomorrow it is, see u out there my friend.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:50pm On Dec 23, 2016
PabloOmoEscobar:
'heard' my brother. Heard
broda! you are preaching to the choir. please preach to mrcork instead angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel When Your Ex Becomes Really Successful? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:49pm On Dec 23, 2016
Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]If you ever cry over an ex just because they have become successful, you're still a gold-digger. You never loved them when they had nothing, you still do not love them now. You have always been a gold digger and that's why you left when they had none you could dig. You only love the "sound of their success" and you are only crying because you have no access to their money.

Shame on you lot. You nitwits are the reasons why relationships look complicated.
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actually, i got a little jealous of my ex that is now an actress. Am I a gold digger alsohuh

I don't think it's all about being a gold digger, but more of just pure emotions.

however, as already stated, the mature thing to do is wish them well and don't let those emotions sway you to becoming overly jealous. Recognize the emotions as they surface and deal with them.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:42pm On Dec 23, 2016
PabloOmoEscobar:
Gonna be with Prettythicksme all night and day
please be sure to use protection oooo

https://www.amusingtime.com/images/041/funny-condom-ads-picture-for-whatsapp.jpg
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:38pm On Dec 23, 2016
MrCork:
....its not a kong fu movie..it's a bible movie. It's like Jesus of Nazareth...bro you never hard of it? undecided
nope! never hard of it, never hard of it at all cheesy
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:37pm On Dec 23, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin u don't wanna know where I am.. tongue
Singapore huh
RomanceRe: Girls DONT Date Or Befriend A Poor Guy (dont Waste Your Youth) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:35pm On Dec 23, 2016
well i don't even date when i'm broke, sooooo... undecided

besides that though, op what u onhuh me thinks ur Christmas egg nog has a bit too much alomo angry
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:33pm On Dec 23, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Juz stay home probably with some mouth watering food in the fridge.. Since our weather down here is ain't good looking undecided
ummm were u @ huh

don't tell me u beez in the trap undecided
RomanceRe: What Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:30pm On Dec 23, 2016
MrCork:
am watching the 10 commandment angry
bros, which one be 10 commandment again huh
RomanceRe: What's The Toughest "Would,you,rather" Question To Answer? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:29pm On Dec 23, 2016
HayatH:
Easy... a chicken
it's like u are not familiar with Nigerias history undecided

chicken at Christmas time huh unless of course ur in the witness protection program.

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RomanceWhat Are Your Plans For Christmas Eve And Christmas Day? by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 9:24pm On Dec 23, 2016
snuggling with ur hubbyhuh

going out to all the cool eateries like OceanView, RadissonBlue, KFC...huh

watching Christmas movieshuh (I'm actually going to have a Christmas movie marathon smiley "Muppets Christmas Carol"wink

going clubbing today, tomorrow and next tomorrow huh

going to live shows and eventshuh

doing nothinghuh sad cry


share ur plans with us
RomanceRe: What's The Toughest "Would,you,rather" Question To Answer? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:19pm On Dec 23, 2016
would you rather be a chicken or a goat this Christmas period huh
RomanceRe: Send A Christmas Shout-out To That Special Nairalander! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:18pm On Dec 23, 2016
shoutout to:

Miss Dechie (Dechandel)
Marieolae
The lovely Twaci
and prettythicksme

hope y'all have a wonderful holiday :-)
PoliticsRe: Nigeria fighting corruption with 19th Century method – UNODC (PIX) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:15pm On Nov 01, 2016
L O L O L O L O White America assassinate my character cheesy grin

Naija always falling my hand!

That's how I was at the station one day to sort out an accident and I saw chickens running around in the station undecided

Chickens!!!!!




There are chickens in the trees,
There are chickens in the trees.
Won't you listen to me, please
RomanceRe: Kenyan Man Catches Wife Committing Adultery With His Employee, A Watchman by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:56pm On Nov 01, 2016
That's the height of disrespect

Just imagine if it happened to u, guys!!

So the guy will open ur gate and great u "Good evening Sir!", but he's smashing ur wife huh shocked

You will be shouting on the guy for not doing his job properly and in those moments, the guy will just be laughing in his head, like, I'm smashing ur wife nigggah

My goodness, horrifying! Nightmare inducing! Heart attack causing!

That woman needs to be Fedexed with high priority back to wherever she came from.

I feel for u dude, damn angry
RomanceRe: See Chat Conversation Between A Bleep Boy And A Gal(pix) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:40am On Oct 29, 2016
RomanceRe: See Chat Conversation Between A Bleep Boy And A Gal(pix) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:37am On Oct 29, 2016
so no privacy anymore these days huh huh

that's how i'll just click on a topic one day and see a chat of me begging one girl to lick her pussssy undecided


sad times we live in
RomanceRe: I Have Warned My Wife Never To Use Cucumber In Preparing Salad by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:34am On Oct 29, 2016
mulattoclaroo:
I eventually saw the video that went viral involving the so called Miss Anambra and her friend. I must admit it was one of the most disgusting videos I've ever since in my life. Now I see why some people are very quick to blast Nigerian girls and call them names on nairaland. I can't believe a girl of that age could stoop so low to engage in such rubbish. I won't be surprised if at the end of the day she was paid peanuts.

As for those of you supporting her, I won't be surprised if you're all closet lesbians and homosexuals as well. I have instructed my wife never to include cucumber whenever she's preparing salad or trying to garnish my food. Seeing how that cucumber was used by both girls to pleasure their dirty pvssy is enough to make me hate cucumber.
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RomanceRe: Everything About Most Gals On Social Media Are Fake (pix) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:25am On Oct 29, 2016
RomanceRe: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:04pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:
Because I'm a nube undecided
u mean "noob" as in brand new

or

"nube" as in princess
RomanceRe: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:51pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:
So the devil speaks pidgin undecided
y u gotta ask such "nooby" questionshuh huhhuh nubian undecided
RomanceRe: Which One Will You Choose Between This Beautiful Girl & #10million (photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:01pm On Oct 15, 2016
I will use one of the 1k bundles to slap her face angry

nonsense undecided
RomanceRe: Which One Will You Choose Between This Beautiful Girl & #10million (photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:00pm On Oct 15, 2016
r u yoking huh
RomanceRe: She Liked Your Best Friend.. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:23am On Oct 13, 2016
Like my cute guy friend in college angry

My dates would stop by and then see him and start acting strange - softer voices (almost like they're crying), extra cuteness, etc.

Though he was still my nigggah, my nigggah cool

It was almost like the entourage series were he was Vincent Chase and I was E
RomanceRe: This Is What You See In A Relationship Of No Sex Before Marriage (PICTURE) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:17am On Oct 13, 2016
Lol, DAT guy is like soooooo ready angry
PoliticsRe: Political Thugs Set Shia Mosque On Fire In Kaduna by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:21pm On Oct 12, 2016
"SECURITY OPERATIVES WERE CALLED, BUT THERE WASNO RESPONSE"

smh undecided

Only in Naija.

So where is the changehuh

All u youths in Nigeria are just big ediots that keep voting in dinosaurs and illiterates, expecting to get what exactlyhuh

Fvcking ediot youths

So something as simple as efficient police response can't be sortedhuh

That's how bank robbers in Lag will just be operating unhindered as if the police are on public holiday.

Fvk this country, but fvk the youths more... Hungry, vote selling, sons of biiitches angry
RomanceRe: Whats The Matured Way To Breakup A Relationship by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:04pm On Oct 09, 2016
I usually just pay for advertising time during her favorite show.

So during commercial break, it will come on, "Jumoke, its over between us" angry
RomanceRe: Guys In The House.... Was I Too Hard On This Babe?? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:59pm On Oct 09, 2016
Miladi:
You acted noble. Mind game, opportunism and other vices alike are the hallmarks of petty people.

Actually, pettiness knows no gender and strata.
Noblehuh

Buhari has really taking us back to 1983 sad

Well, cherio me lady!!
RomanceRe: Guys In The House.... Was I Too Hard On This Babe?? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:54pm On Oct 09, 2016
She has probably been mining from a very young age, with her base of operation getting deeper and deeper.

Gold diggers sha, smh undecided

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