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Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Lands Endorsement Deal With Payporte(photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:00pm On Feb 16, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Ogini neme

huh

aham bu english undecided

how u doing huh

I'm filled with so much regret sad

Romance › Re: Help...how Do I Cut Him Off by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:43pm On Feb 16, 2016

I hope the Police is reading this angry

u wanna cut someone ba huh

Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Marriage Plan by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:41pm On Feb 16, 2016

Ginaz:

if u think I'm gonna be missing out on all that delicious fried rice, then you must not be serious angry

Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Lands Endorsement Deal With Payporte(photos) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:40pm On Feb 16, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Her husband the lucky *******

Uh I mean, tagger-on

She's not as 'not cute' as everyone's saying she is

just look at ya sef, mtcheew undecided

Politics › Re: German Firm To Partner Katstina State In Construction Of 125mw Solar Plant. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:12pm On Feb 16, 2016

fleshbone:
Exactly what we should be doing by now! So many people can afford industrial solar system!

These people who can afford it should use it as a means of making money by supplying back to the grid via a consumer meter! At the end of the month, PHCN calculate the amount that has being supplied to the grid, pay them, enjoy tax and together everyone is happy! Solar might not be cheap to establish, but in the long-run, its almost free.

The logic we need to start applying!

nice one!

funny thing though is that solar is getting so cheap by the day. the only thing not dropping price are energy storage batteries, deep cycle.

back then a 300 watt panel used to be as high as 150k, now you can get one for 60k. I'm sure 5 years from now, it'd be even cheaper.

I was shocked on a Euro trip, when I saw like 1 in 5 houses with solar panels on the roof. I was thinking like, these guys already have 24/7 electricity and yet are still installing individual home panels, wow!!

It's definitely the future!

Business › Re: Brief History Of The Fall Of The Nigerian Naira by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:04pm On Feb 16, 2016

take your naira to Heathrow bureau de change and watch them slap you angry

toilet paper undecided

Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Marriage Plan by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:37pm On Feb 16, 2016

Ginaz:
You this man, you won't leave me alone?

leave you alone and ruin our impending friendship huh

why would I do that ??,

Politics › Re: German Firm To Partner Katstina State In Construction Of 125mw Solar Plant. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:33pm On Feb 16, 2016

government needs to subsidize solar panels and update the grid, so consumers can sell their excess power back to the grid.

...but we are in naija aha, so undecided

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Romance › Re: Advise Needed On Marriage Plan by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:27pm On Feb 16, 2016

Ginaz:
You are the man and head of your house, act like one. Your yes is your yes, after all, you're the one doing all the spending. If they insist on having their way, then take a book, write all your expenses and give it to them to bring money out for the marriage. Some in laws are so annoying and not understanding.

They will want you to spend all your money on a one day marriage, later when you'll be running up and down to settle debt no one will even lift a finger to offer you a kobo. My dear, ''cook your food according to your firewood''.

Romance › Re: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:58am On Feb 16, 2016

onila:
you are so razz

coming from a villager, mtcheew undecided

Romance › Re: Am Praying Against Every Spirit Of Masturbation In My Life by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:16am On Feb 16, 2016

KashyBaby:
And tats none of ur fvckng biznez...go get a life..

already got 5 bae, but I guess one more life couldn't hurt undecided

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Romance › Re: Am Praying Against Every Spirit Of Masturbation In My Life by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:44am On Feb 16, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol....u don't need to pray..every individual is facing stages of life that his/her hormones starts to increase...

All u need is a wider understanding abt life

can't believe u have a boo sad

so it's true when they say that, even your boo have a boo, a boo, a boo cry

Romance › Re: Valentine Drinking: Lady Urinates On Herself (Photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:41am On Feb 16, 2016

that is like soooo disgusting angry

Romance › Re: Is He Deceiving Me? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:40am On Feb 16, 2016

my eyes!!!

pink overload angry

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Romance › Re: When A Guy Speaks Big English! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:35am On Feb 16, 2016

onila:
nothing more sexier than a guy that uses big english

I myself try and expand my vocabulary every now and then

you know I need to speak big english inorder to attract guys that speak big english

love you all my smart black men❤

well, for a village girl like urself, I'm sure it doesn't take much to impress

guy be like "I'm comfortable"

and villager onila be like "you come for table? wish table huh

"

guy be like "damn son! I mean I'm fine, comfortable means fine, not that I want ur table"

and villager onila be like "na wa oo, u city boy are so educate"

onila d villager

Romance › Re: What Attracts You More To The Opposite Sex? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:58pm On Feb 15, 2016

Durentt:
why do i hate ur moniker soooo much?

it's cause humans mostly fear what they don't understand undecided

hence, the enigma has got you pissing your pants sad

Romance › Re: Hilarious Classification Of Naija Husband And Wife By Tribe by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:53pm On Feb 15, 2016

i apologize, but i can't read this angry

life is too short men

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Romance › Re: What Attracts You More To The Opposite Sex? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:51pm On Feb 15, 2016

pTomz:
some voices can deceive Nigeria

nah mein, no way she can hide a husky voice angry

like toni braxton tryna hide hers, impossible!

Romance › Re: What Attracts You More To The Opposite Sex? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:37pm On Feb 15, 2016

I love a lady with a cute voice, awon damsel in distress

I can be your hero baby angry

Romance › Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:35pm On Feb 15, 2016

I'd rather masturbate than pay an olosho angry

matter o fact, where is my vaseline huh

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Romance › Re: ♥dark Skin Girls♥ by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:45am On Feb 15, 2016

Ginaz:
I'm light

I'd love to take you out for dinner, seriously.

Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:20am On Feb 15, 2016

Ginaz:
What are you saying

What I'm tryna say Genie is, you shouldn't have been alone, technically.

I'm sure you've got so much luv to give

Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:09am On Feb 15, 2016

Ginaz:
I was home all day with ma mom, she was ma val!

no fvcking way, say it ain't so!!

damn it girl, don't u know me?

u must not know bout me, u must not know bout me

Celebrities › Re: BankyW's Trainer Showing Him The Definition Of "Getting High" by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:51pm On Feb 11, 2016

lol, that's my home boy uzi

yeah, he's a great jumper, but that right thur is photoshoping tinz angry

though dude could block jumpers from like 6 feet plus gaurds and he's under 6 feet himself. very impressive elevation and good trainer.

Health › Re: Mosquito-borne Zika Virus 'spreading Explosively' by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:30am On Jan 31, 2016

how pesin wan take kill all mosquitoes na huh

sleeping with my insecticide armory from now on:

Raid
Rambo
Baygon
Mortein
Mighty Insect killer

any sign of "weeeee", then we gon see angry

Romance › Re: Haved You Ever Pictured Another Person Whilst Making Love? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:25pm On Jan 29, 2016

how do I make love huh

what items do I need to make this love huh

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Car Talk › Re: I'm Sooo Tired, Please Help Me. Car Overheating With Ac by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 1:31am On Jan 17, 2016

GAZZUZZ:
OP your car a.c system is blocked, it could be from expansion valve or pipes or from the dryer your compressor is working overtime, when you fined and fix blockage condenser will run warm.

P.s you might have too much gas in the system too.

Thanks for your response, I'm also doing research into this expansion valve, as the ac tech here says i might need to change it. however, we all know how these techs are, just want you to change everything with them, more money for them yeah!

Anyways, I just noticed something, most of the fins on my radiator are either bent or missing. I have a gut feeling that a new radiator, not second hand, might be just what I need.

Guys at total say that a new double cell radiator is N35,000 and guys at toyota elizade say a single cell oem radiator is around N90,000.

Funny thing is, the guys at total say that the cheaper double cell aftermarket radiator, is better than the more expensive single cell oem radiator from elizade.

How can this be possible?

Politics › Re: Ibori Set To Return From UK Prison by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:52am On Jan 15, 2016

arresa:
I didn't know Fashola stole, was a fugitive, was extradited, was convicted and sent to jail...Thanks for reminding me..

Illiterate...

Keep playing ur naive card, or is it your hypocritical card huh

poo eating son of a retarrrrded goat.

Diff between me and u is I condemn them both, but u sing praises of thieves still.

illiteracy is when u keep opening ur mouth for these APC politicians to shhhit in, not knowing that u can aspire to be more in life than just a toilet...

dunce undecided

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Politics › Re: Ibori Set To Return From UK Prison by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:43am On Jan 15, 2016

arresa:
lmao @ kingmaker and overlord..a commom crook, criminal, convict and a jailbird is now your respectable pillar in your warped and mentally bankrupt community..

Delta state is the most debt ridden state in Nigeria with N700 billion and zero anything on the ground to show for it, thanks to this crook and the figure head and co crook he left in charge...

Smh...

So your Fashola did not steal, not so huh

As they say, something really is wrong with the black race and I believe it's widespread illiteracy, nothing else.

Car Talk › Re: I'm Sooo Tired, Please Help Me. Car Overheating With Ac by EnigmaticEnigma(op): 8:41am On Jan 15, 2016

tolugar:
Find a good electrician to work on the AC fan and radiator fan. Also check if your radiator needs flushing or changing.

My model only comes with a single fan, I even installed an additional fan on the condenser and the problem still persists.

Can I ask u, have u ever seen a condenser get so hot that you can't leave ur hand on it ?

Is that a normal operating condition? cause I've felt the condensers on like 10 cars now and I could leave my hand on them forever. So in essence they're warm but not scolding hot.

If my condenser is that hot, then what chance does my radiator have to drop all that heat coming from it, plus engine cooling, plus oil cooling ?

Or do you thing the rad should be able to handle a condenser that is too hot to touch?

They are already saying I should change the gasket, but if it's the gasket, won't the car overheat even without the ac?

I ran a test yesterday after bleeding some gas from the ac system and I ran it on idle with the ac on and it started to climb above the middle temp mark in 1 hour and 55 mins.

Politics › Re: Ibori Set To Return From UK Prison by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:30am On Jan 15, 2016

Funny enough, the tribalistic hypocrites will come on here and say, "that part of the country needs reorientation"

Obviously, they are loving this and one would think that maybe the "other parts" of the country are so well developed, with fresh roads, lane markings, traffic lights, running water, 24/7 light, brilliant school infrastructure....

...but, we all know that the whole Nigeria is one big shhhithole, so what are we talking about huh

Is it just Delta that is celebrating criminals, or is it the whole Nigeria huh

Is Ibadan like London, New York huh

Is Kano like London, New York huh

Hypocrites everywhere.

Yet they won't see a thing wrong in Fashola spending 78 million on a freaking personal, plain, brochure, amateurish website, no no no...

They won't see anything wrong with tolling a road ppl were already using to go home peacefully, even if the road hasn't been finished.

They won't see anything wrong with their godfathers, kingmakers, tinubu n all...

no, they'd just use this opportunity to bash a section of Nigeria forgetting everywhere is a big smelly shhhhithole

Fvck this country

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