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Romance › Re: I Dont Last On Phone.. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:20pm On Sep 25, 2015

vizkiz:
as long as you last on bed, she shouldn't worry much about that.

Though he can still take buruntashi for his troubles, he'll be lasting in all his endeavours angry

Romance › Re: Unreturned Love Really Hurts by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2015

KashyBaby:
Y the hell u r quoting me?? haven't u read the whole script??

Unless u r the guy who she slept with....ass

Romance › Re: Unreturned Love Really Hurts by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:10pm On Sep 25, 2015

KashyBaby:
How cud u fall in love in a one nyt stand?

So a simple kiss is now a one night stand huh

Sure you ain't Amish huh

Romance › Re: Unreturned Love Really Hurts by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:09pm On Sep 25, 2015

Owliver:
Its simple. just take a wrap of weed and pretend you were never in love.

What he said undecided

Romance › Re: I Told Her To Leave Because She Wouldnt Have Sex With Me.. Wrong or Right by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:59pm On Sep 25, 2015

Did you eat the kitty huh

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Romance › Re: Amazing Nigerian Couple Recreate F.R.I.E.N.D.S Photoshoot For Their Pre-wedding by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:46pm On Sep 25, 2015

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

cry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:34pm On Sep 25, 2015

AlienStar:
huh?

....and now that I've got your attention cheesy

Hola!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2015

There are different types of stars in this would, the GedoStar, the FieryStar, the CluxStar and then we have the AlienStar, hmm the AlienStar cry

Romance › Re: (photo) Eye Test:enter Here And Your Eyes Will Decive You by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2015

Twaci:
Now my eyes are spinning

What kind of name is twaci huh

twaci, twaci, twaci... sounds some type of way undecided

Romance › Re: Am Scared Of Rejection... by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:11pm On Sep 25, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Ah. But how would you even like somebody that "acts like a total biatch" ? Sha. Issorait.

psss, still sleepy, didn't read the op well embarassed

@Op, just ask her out bish angry

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Romance › Re: Am Scared Of Rejection... by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:56pm On Sep 25, 2015

MrsPhyno:
I just wanna know are most men like this? Do you guys really get this afraid of rejection?

OP if she's not the rude type then whether she says yes or no you will come out unscathed. Good luck.

It depends on the setting for me.

I'm only scared of rejection when the lady of my desires acts like a total baitch on approaching her in public angry

Other than that, I'm straight cool

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Romance › Re: LADIES The Hand Position Says It All. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2015

psss, like ladies don't like it when their boyfriends grab their buttts undecided

Romance › Re: See What My Girl Prepared For Me For Me Today. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:35pm On Sep 25, 2015

ahsekeena:
[size=15pt] If u not talking meat, u talking nonsense.[/size]

Romance › Re: Transgender Woman Misses Flight As Penis Shows In Scan. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:32pm On Sep 25, 2015*

This wouldn't be the first time ones peniis gets them in trouble undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies Staring At A Guy-what Does It Mean by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:29pm On Sep 25, 2015

IamLEGEND1:
Bìtch I know you lying

#BehtKontinu

Since when did you start sucking dik huh

I see your still in your experimental stage

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Romance › Re: Ladies Staring At A Guy-what Does It Mean by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:22pm On Sep 25, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Any problem sir

guess you are unaware of the high blood pressure epidemic affecting men undecided

keep killing them if you like, mtcheew angry

Politics › Re: Buhari With Amaechi, Fayemi Arrive NewYork For UN 70th Assembly by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2015

prettytasha:
how are u today

hollow, I'm so hollow sad

fill my void() huh

Romance › Re: Ladies Staring At A Guy-what Does It Mean by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2015

MrsPhyno:
You must be mamagee's prodigy

Na she dey create these kain threads

If a girl is staring at you she's probably thinking something unkind o

Please take down your dp with immediate effect angry

Politics › Re: Buhari With Amaechi, Fayemi Arrive NewYork For UN 70th Assembly by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2015

prettytasha:
heyo

hiya

Politics › Re: Buhari With Amaechi, Fayemi Arrive NewYork For UN 70th Assembly by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:48pm On Sep 25, 2015

prettytasha:

Romance › Re: Rain Is Falling. Feeling Soooooo Cold by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:45pm On Sep 25, 2015

SeverusSnape:
Funny you. I don't love her. I've told you my reason for this.

Hmmm

Well, if you say so...

Ireneony, happy birthday, hope your kitty kat gets eaten today just the way you like it cheesy

SS, that could have been you sad

Webmasters › Re: Why You Should Not Use Google Adsense On Your Blog. by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:40pm On Sep 25, 2015

prettytasha:


<?php

echo "Damn Girl!<br><br>";

?>

Family › Re: My Husband ‘fingers’ Our Daughters While Bathing Them: Wife Tells Judge by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:22pm On Sep 25, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Confusion in Action
Can u imagine the implication: don't have all female children or you will be tempted to start fingeríng them

Na God go help some people o

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Romance › Re: Rate Me Romance Landers by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:15pm On Sep 25, 2015

AlienStar:
shutdfuckup;-)

Romance › Re: Getting Over A Heartbreak by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:14pm On Sep 25, 2015

See all these professional hearbreakers offering heart mending advice, oh the irony, the hypocrisy, the nerve, mtcheww undecided

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Romance › Re: Rain Is Falling. Feeling Soooooo Cold by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:06pm On Sep 25, 2015

SeverusSnape:
I can't do that. I don't do such, I was just going through the list of Nairalanders with birthday today, to see if any of them that I know have his/hers today, fortunately for me, I saw two. A guy and this lady, So I decided to wish them "Happy Birthday".

Guess you don't love her enough to do that, or your pride's in the way.

Bare your soul dude, tell her how you feel grin

Romance › Re: Rain Is Falling. Feeling Soooooo Cold by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:32am On Sep 25, 2015

SeverusSnape:
https://www.happybirthdaycake2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/happy-birthday-image-31.jpg

so today is that mbgekes birthday huh

why not create a thread for her undecided

Romance › Re: Sperm Banks Offers College Graduates Money To Buy Iphone 6 In Exchange For Sperm by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:26am On Sep 25, 2015

iSperm for iPhone, snh undecided

Romance › Re: 27 Basic Ways To Make A Girl Smile by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:59am On Sep 25, 2015

Greatzeus:
28. Take her out with your last card,buy her Suya and Dansa juice,and you take a satchet of water,like the romeo in the picture below

hehe, that's true love right there, sacrificial love

Romance › Re: 27 Basic Ways To Make A Girl Smile by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:58am On Sep 25, 2015

decasmir:
...
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.

and why should I let her win huh

that bish is going down angry

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Celebrities › Re: Throwback: Denrele Rocks Suit Without Braids, Hit Or Miss? (Photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:45am On Sep 25, 2015

Before he was bitten by the gay-bug undecided

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