₦airaland Forum

grad2012:
why are u his PA nee

yeah bae, I screen all his appointments, so yeah

if you want time wit him, then you gotta put in the time with me

we can start slow, with a coffee

siamia:
I miss those days when e cudnt go to sch until our right hand cud reach our left ear! Lol
I remember when we went to school, lined up & d headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform, then we march to our classrooms. U Remember now??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Coloured water tied in nylon- we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako biscuit. D days of Dandy & Bazooka chewing gum, days of Tree-Top sachets, Baba-dudu & Ekanna Gowon sweets, Obi-Edun fruit, Awin, Agbalumo, Ireke-Obo roots, yeye fruit, Bongo coffee, Tate/Lye & St Loius cube sugar, Pambolabola, Majidun rainbow coloured pant with string, Ewekoro pant. D days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar, Eze goes to school, The Adventure of Sousa, An African Night Entertainment, Kyauta, The Directors, The flying doctor in Lesotho, Ogboju Ode ninu Igbo Irunmole, Igbo Eledumare, Alibaba and the Angels. Mr Giwa is a trader.
I remember those days when one naira was money, even stronger than the dolla. I remember when groundnut was 5kobo & chocomilo sweet was 5 kobo• Days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, those days when rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo adverts on black & white TV, Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm. Days of Elopee dance, Soul Train, Disco '79 & Disco '80, Cock Crows at Dawn. The Old Village Headmaster, Awada-Kerikeri(Baba-Mero Theater), 'Ajimajashan Theater, Baba-Sala, Jacob & Papa-Lolo, Ishiekwu, The Bala-Miller Show, The Art Alade Show, The Harbour's Band, The Soul Train, The Bar-Beach Show, Ere abalaiye, Feyikogbon, The Oyin Adejobi Theater, Ishola Ogunshola (I-Show Pepper), The Osumare Theater, The Omidina Theater, Diran Ajijedidun news cast, Walter Oyatogun reporting, Mirror in the sun, Winds Against my Soul, Second Chance , Madam Kofo, Amebo, Sisi Clara, Zebrudaya, Mrs Ovularia Nwobo alias 4;30, Giringory, Gorimapa, Chief Eleyinmi, Chief Kokonsari, Omo Akara-Ogun, Chief Dagbolu, Chief Faderin, Mr Garuba, Hawaii-5-0, The Famous-five, Combat(Jam Locker, Michael London, Vic Moroe, Pennar Roberts & Long Green) Frank Spencer. When we say 'leke leke give me white finger'• Those days when Bic biro was d best• D days when we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if it's not coming out• The days when NTA will show rainbow sign for 30 mins then national anthem be4 program starts @ 4pm• The days when basket sandals, simbi, Learneds' & Cortina sandals by Bata shoes were d best• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come, no more old fun! I'm really proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u are d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg share make others laugh too. ROTFL.

This life

I remember chocomilo and goody goody, even the theme

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hmmm, seems I'm getting older

hebenezher:
he who wishes to see the father must definitely past through the son

Guy, da fuvk

Why u wan make me laugh over my faith, i resist this temptation no matter how much e tickle me

grad2012:
Michael ealy omg I wud luv to marry him but i don't even no his address.

To get to him, you'd have to go through me

dont like most of em

though i liked "shes all that" and maybe "the proposal"

love thrillers men, raw comedy, action, action comedy, horror, anime. would go for carrtoons even before r.cs, most are just too corny, u already know they're gonna fall in love and all that bs

hayjay16:
Hmmm just 5 people?? Ok! Happy independence/Happy new month TO Largas, naijaboiy, enigmaticEnigma, awho and dmola

Happy Independence Day missy, try not to get too drunk today

Seunpaul01:
Why are u also here. e be like say u dey look for likes. Oniwasu.

Oh please

A quick glance at the politics sections would tell you a lot of people are/were going crazy over minsters. It was minster this and that, so don't be too smart by asking him questions to which you already know the right answer

MrCork:
...we Londoners cant but serriously...can you date a female who spek pigeon English?...in this day & age?

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no don't do it, please don't do it

Afokesco:
loolest u need christ

hehe

I love riri so much, but...

"Why you never alone
Why you always touching road
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl You was in the zone, yeah
You should just be yourself
Right now, you're someone else"

You used to call me on my cellphone, late night when u need my love

What makes me a real man is my real peniis

shokky24:
Gosh,you are a goddamn bastard!!!,u should av never been born,u are a beast and living among the humans doesn't suit u ,u should be taken to the evil forest...how can someone in his right mind write dat sh*t u wrote up,just thank ur star am not seeing u right now and u know what karma is a b*tch same thing is gonna happen to ur daughter

Quote me and die,idiot

Chill bae, you should already know that a lot of dumb asss murrafuckers exist on nairaland

DestinyCHILD1:
That's not a wrong choice afterall..... The system needs competitive minds to set things right.

So Boo Boo is now the one with competitive hands

Please tell me his result again in waec, mtcheew

bet why is this explorers guy wasting his time like this

abi, u no no say u dey naija

mtcheew

This is the same snake killed in a pastor's house

Same snake killed in a nairalanders backyard

Same snake killed in the women's dorm

Same snake killed my Malams in Lagos

Same snake...

This snake must have 9 lives, mtchew, nairaland, smh

I heard somewhere that Jesus wasn't handsome, not like the handsome pic we've all been seeing.

shokky24:
March 24 200BC

Another reason

No man wants a bae born before our saviour, mtcheew

shokky24:
u must be high,who is spare material

Sorry bae, u could have been the one #Neo, but u too shokki

No man wants a bae that shoki 24/7

K, sinaj am tired av tried

I need to get me one sooo bad

Just too cute

Doughyeenbae:
My friend will say check for me is my "v showing... Lol..

Is it usually showing

Jollyjoy:
[size=4pt]if am trolling then u are what?
















Rolling.[/size]

Nope, I'm balling

Jollyjoy:
pained!!!

K, now I see ur just trolling, mtcheew

Jollyjoy:
sorry but am married.

Good for u then

ireneony:
I wish to have an iPhone6s

Call me by the end of the day bae, I'll send you 145K to go get one. Why? Just because

Jollyjoy:
checking your head for whomaybe the poster below me.

Well, why don't you two go on and get married

Please don't come opening threads here when he starts slapping you on the daily, smh

Jollyjoy:
you are insulting a guy cos of a lady who might not even give a damm abt u

Really Like really

smh

Oyind17:
The fool is feeling handsome

hehehe, I know his kind men.

They suffer so much in reality that they have to come online to vent, else they get suicidal

Oyind17:
Don't mind the idioot

Idiioot is a gross understatement in qualifying that murrafucker

jonaifame22:
I'll recommend sassybae for ur brother so that he can use his riches to sponsor her face surgery, at least to give the young and ugly lady a chance to be beautiful once more ,atleast to rack shoulders wth the likes of prettythicksme,sinaj,punkyveer,Enigurl,lagmostkuit, ETC

wtf 4 people actually liked this shhh, smh

I actually liked sassybae and I'm sure other guys did as well, u fvking e-tard, that's an electronic reeetard murrafvcker, mtcheew

sweetorgasms:
LMAO we dnt need spare parts

Shoo

Those are very good materials I mentioned, imported fresh materials yo

Am just saving the most glossy for myself