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shokky24:
I don't know

You are like a commenting machine gun, my goodness

Ak47

shokky24:
I was at home all day,watching film

watching film Raz girl

Raymondenyi:
for 6 yrs the only achievement was a peaceful concession of power, and you say I shouldn't vent my Reservations?

Keep venting na

In fact, I expect you to vent soo hard by opening 100 Anti-Gej threads today, nothing less.

Show all of nairaland just how angry you are, I'm counting on you

omenka:
Some lines I read just make me feel like I'm eating chicken wings from KFC.

Gbawe thanks for bringing this to the table.

Still reading...

So there is no scrutiny unless you become Senate president

Naija sha, smh

Try the market.

All those girls selling shaki and kpomo usually have it going on, extra brokoto in their trunks.

You just have to pay homage.

I usually buy excess kpomo first, more than her last customer, then I ask for her number. She won't be able to resist

What am I post to do when the best part of me was always you and...

What am I post to say when I'm all choked up and you're okay and...

I'm falling to pieeeeceees yeah, I'm falling to pieeeeceess...

Pure B.S, wtf smh

Can't happen to me, bish you crazy

Just throw her in the waste bin and then its on to the next one

#NoMoreDrama

What do women want

I sniffed her panties

Waiting for Naija Babes season 2

My favorite character is Chinyere

mtcheew

What do you think

Run nigggah

mtcheew

Vinshu:
Please is there any problem?

Just doting my i's and crossing my t's

Speak small italiano for me na

Vinshu:
Happy

Are you really italian

Krystalxxx:
Maybe your female friends do that, I'm natural

You don't say, hmmm, very delectable

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Krystalxxx, suck belle make d shirt fine

sweetorgasms:
@cherryice how are u coping with ur sex life? i know asia guyz have small dick, hw do u cope?

Never laughed so hard men

How can somebody feel "Winner"

smh

freecocoa:
Na wa o, see how everyone is focused on the money and not the act of wickedness and bad manners by the lady, this country sef go tey to better.

I've been waiting for you for like 2years now, how far

Do I keep waiting

Takim107:
One minute silent for this stupidity. You sure need an award, who still spend so much on a dinner date! !!!! When I can make correct vegetable soup with 2k and a botlle of kagor wine for #1800, total #3800. Correct dinner and something untop that ends the story. .. mehn receive sense....I blame some guys you can easily tell when a girl love you except you just choose to be blind.

Why am I salivating

Good food, good wine, good sexxx, all on a budget.

You should start teaching financial classes bae

Cutehector:
Chei rub cameroun pepper on her kitty......

idiot

halfrica:
Awwww fuccck me to my senses u say
Drags him into d bed nd bedroom wen m done wiv cute hector i wud cum for u


Licks tongue

Makes fone call
Hello
ramatu abeg help boil water remember
say i no buy ram ystday wahahi i
Get m for 2 big ram just boil d water make i slaughter dem now tank u

Can't say I'm fond of all that fetish ram and goat shh

...but if this is the price that must be paid to retrieve your sanity, then so be it

I would wade through all obstacles

What cutehector couldn't accomplish, I will. Where he failed, I shall succeed. This beast must be tamed

halfrica:
awwww baby who took away ur pacifire
Cos u av bin spittin out trash
Well since u wish u were d one d gods had on deor calabash u can like to express ur feelins to me more berra like fuccckin a horse life style doggie style wud b berr

Is that an invitation to your boudoir

I may not have the stamina of a horse, but I think I've got what it takes to fvck you back to your senses

You can call that a HARD reset

Twaci:
I won't even bother with a name as confusing as yours

Well if anything, my name does qualify the confusion surrounding urs... Twaci, such an enigmatic enigma

It does feel good rolling off my tongue though, Twaci

I could call out ur name all day, Twaci

halfrica:
Emergin enzeyma askin a continent wat kind of name she is
o baje o u lack traning of adult haim
U is a konko biliti seblata metorinus resistant
To common sense
See ur name like was babalawo use to appraise d gods enigmatic enigma chai

Now I know what they meant when they said "the gods must be crazy"

It's like your case is still pending in their calabash

This one is strong

What kind of name is halfrica