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Onedayoneday:
Such acquisition may make one begin to see life as unending. Like he will live forever. Don't get me wrong, I envy him and I wish I am that rich and wealthy.

Nah, You live life to its fullest and get the best life has to offer when you're young because you never know when life would end. What's the point in having hundreds of millions in your account and not flexing it when you're alive. Abi would he take his millions to the grave?

dododawa1:
PELE, MARADONA,DELIMA and ZIDANE.

Help them do what exactly

Ah, see the gangster nicknames Tiny, Dani, Montana make them free them because Unto Nigeria standard drug is legal. They cannot arrest people for following in the footsteps of their maybe soon to be president

How dare they

Well Deserved

larrypourl:
What country has a two year nursing program with an assurance of getting jobs when you're done with the program?

UK, but you must have a nursing background here in Nigeria first. Either from a University or from a Teaching Hospital. Getting a Certificate from a teaching hospital in Nigeria is usually 2yrs. (Or you can buy one illegally which i wouldn't recommend because you wouldn't have the basic knowledge)

Monogamy:
Mctominay is not even inside the game. United midfield is empty

Yea, but glad Eriksen would be back very soon, and Casemiro just 2 matches left

11k a month? is it possible to survive a week on that?

KIDDRICAsHAWK:
Hello.

What are the requirements for this? Also, do you have an idea of how much this would cost in the UK?

The nursing program is mostly popular in the UK, I have 2 female friends and a guy that did that. The process i don't really know, but i think any good travel agent should be able help you with the process.

And Oh, i think you must have a nursing background here first, Any certification that you have trained as a nurse, doesn't have to been from a university. The guy i know did a 1yr training in a nursing school and a 6months internship in a licensed and registered hospital, while both females went to St. Philomena Hospital (The training school) for 2yrs or so.

For cost i don't really know, 4yrs ago when she left, she needed i think about 3 or 4m, but considering our now dollar rate, Only God knows

But you can get dollar from the bank CBN rate if you have a visa

I think the most important thing people don't take into consideration is what next when you get there, They think once you get there with no money and illegally, that manner will fall from heaven and you will earn millions out of thin air. I always advise anyone thinking of traveling to get a business here that can sustain itself then japa, because when you get there, you must pay in their currency and trust me if you have nothing doing, life is going to be difficult.

Literally everyone you see shouting abroad is not what you think are those that go there and expect to find trees with millions growing on them. I have never been to the US, but Europe a couple of times and my experience has been 10/10.

My Experience.
Avoid Campobasso in Italy

Don't be surprised by the weird smell when you get to paris, takes a while to get used to it. Not really a smell, just don't know how to describe it.

The mentality of coming to carry a woman from Nigeria to marry, PLEASE DON'T TRY IT. they're worst than the so called western women when they get there, I would recommend getting a wife from the Philippines.

The food in Germany is very bland, alot revolves around bread, the types of bread they have is more than the alphabets.

And last but most importantly, Always compose yourself and act upclass even if you aren't, if you get stop by the cops and asked for documents, kindly give it to them and ask them how their day is going, don't go and start shouting and screaming for junction because they asked for documents.

And if you're lazy kindly stay in Nigeria because you won't make it there.

And for the ladies, the easiest way is to go through a nursing program, You get paid and a guaranteed job when you graduate and just a 2yrs program, no go stand for De Wallen for night dey find client because them go burst you las las

The subsidy shouldn't be removed under any condition until the dangote refinery is up and running and at least 2 more refineries are constructed and able to take on the task of supplying fuel to the entire country, Then all previous oil marketers should have their import permits revoked.

If this isn't done, then most of the jobless youths here will be the first to start screaming life hard. You say increase minimum wage, the best they would do is add 10k each to workers salaries and add 10m each to politicians and lawmakers income and expect you to clap for them. What then happens to those in the private sector? They're people still earning 25k in Nigeria

If you remove fuel subsidy now without having our local refineries working already, then the thieves (oil marketers) will simply continue importing and hike the price to 750-900 per litre to make up for the loss of the subsidy they have been getting fat with.

The only solution is to completely ban the import of oil products and refine our oil products locally. If done correctly, fuel prices can even go below 100# per litre. We're blessed with crude oil unlike other countries who import theirs.

A car tank is usually between 40-65ltr, so imagine spending 50k just to fill tank

Make them lash 99 times with koboko make e head correct

At this point i don't even know what to feel for Chelsea fans anymore

Good game

SenatePresdo:
We Yoruba people will not buy fuel for #750

Our brother is now the president, we will be Buying petrol #50 per liter here in Ogbomosho.

Dey play Na under bridge all of una go land

seguno2:
Is this a foretaste of the bad luck of Tinubu presidency

I believe bad luck is going to be the new norms

stillme231:
wait for the real result at midnight

Normal, INEC na midnight them dey work

lhordspy:
But Peter Obi, you guys Messiah said the policy was okay and perfect. And i remember so well you all celebrated every letter that made up those words of his, back then because you thought it would affect Tinubu. You even praised Emefiele and cheered him on to 'walk and never stumble'

All of a sudden election is over. Eyes don open. Zombidients are now crying for cash. Go and meet your messiah, Peter obi; the one who misled you.

Are you people not 'reaping gain again'?

It will not be well for whoever fried your brain😢😢😢

Lovely result. INEC will release the correct score later

Can only attempt this if i have successfully obtained a second passport in a country. Will gladly denounce ever ever being a Nigerian

All Assanal fans don turn football analyst overnight Clowns trying to explain and understand the logic behind the loss .

We will all still be here with our beer bottle waiting for the explanation when Man City send you packing from their home.
Tenant stay for house too long begin form landlord

So many clowns getting exposed in Europe Na these ones wan go champions league

And off they go

Ray07:
You think European competition is that easy abi . . . Wait for una UCL first.

Bayern dey wait for them. Another retirement plan

Las Las na 1 bullet go end your life, then they dump your body for lagoon. 🤫🤫

saweide:
Good moring everyone in the house please I need a medical advise to know if I need to see a doctor.

My name is segun I reside somewhere in lagos.
Please I need advise and no insult please.
I noticed that am too sexually active these days.

I operate a long distance relationship and anytime I visited my girlfriend for like 4 days I noticed I have sex with her moring afternoon and night and most times I go up to 45 minutes to an hour sex after the first come, I find It hard to come on second round and I go up to 45 minutes to an hour before she will cry for tiredness and it causes fight like she will tell me its OK but yet am not satisfied.

I do moring afternoon and night and even at midnight I don't allow her sleep, even my last relationships ladies complain too much of my longterm sexual drive and is giving me concern.

Tho my cucumber is not big is at medium size but if I handle a woman they always scream for help after my long sexual activity.

There was a time I went an hour marathon sex on my woman I nearly fainted that day because have exhausted all my energy.

Please should i see a doctor or there is a pill I can take? I shall appreciate you all for Good advise.

Thanks all.

If you don't have any previous medical issues, then the most likely reason is if you masturbate alot. You kinda lose the sensation when her inner walls can't give the same friction has your hand. Take a two weeks break from self service and you will notice a huge difference.

Either that or she's too wide to give any pleasure 💀💀

The clowns are out of Europe and no Europe for them next season

Germanhunter:
Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

Go for a camry or Corolla, you can then register for uber partners and earn alot of extra cash monthly. Within a year or 2 from the uber funds, you can then get a benz of your choice.

Starting with a benz isn't recommended. Benz is a luxury car which is very expensive to maintain.

wish you the best bro, your dream is going to come through sooner than you expect. Keep grinding 👍👍

cbrass:
Hello, I have this craze for Benz cars, but I am on a very lean budget.
So which model can I get for N2,5M or worse case 3M?
Thanks

Bro you can't get anything that will wow anyone with that. maybe a very old model. The last car i bought was 3years ago for close to 5m, Right now exactly that same model and year is selling for close to 14m everywhere i check.

3m would have been able to get you a fairly used clean c300 then, but now unless you're going to buy one in a very bad state, then forget about it. Benz isn't a brand you buy in a bad state, it needs care. But you can check the Auto sessions tho, maybe you can find someone in trouble and in desperate need of cash

Parachoko:
You can say whatever you want but the reality as at now is that, The old notes are legal tender till Dec 31 2023.

Yea they're legal but where are they? Can you even get old notes from POS? or you forgot banks returned all the old notes to CBN and CBN has long disposed of them. They are legal tender so bring the ones you have stacked in your backyard and spend..

Don't wake up, keep dreaming about reality. Bank have old notes stored and they haven't circulated them?

Fact is simple. 90% of the old notes was returned to CBN and the rest is story, The 10% in circulation is basically useless

Parachoko:
We know Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu will become the President, so we have the confidence our money is still a legal tender

Our money? Dey play. Money CBN don shred and burn since? The old notes outside no even many reach the new ones