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Fentanyl:
looool

it's like there's something about this thread that makes empty headed ignorant merzedes fanboys post utter drivel repeatedly

that's why you had the temerity to post this electrically challenged shitbox, audi has been a wannabe car manufacturer for decades, and that is not ending anytime soon

no be say na the RS6 Avant or something else, na this assortment of junk parts you call a car, that's what you're bringing up to compare with Lexus

please carry your pile of metal and go to hell

and we all know you will still break down on the way to hell, in the end you will still call a tow driver who uses a 1999 land cruiser to tow you

If only Lexus can perform as good as your mouth, it would be a decent car. I have used lexus, and its absolutely rubbish. When Lexus actually start making high performance car, then maybe it would be half as decent as audi

datasdt:
Super Clean Lexus RX350 2013 Model.
Interior and Exterior Classic standards.
Powerful AI Integrated cruise control and navigation system.
4x4 Auto selection AWD.
Formica plated Superior Leather interiors.
Full Custom/Duties clearance.
Brand new standard!!!
Promo price slash!!
N7,650,000
(09037722448)

where did you get your parking sensors installed?

MaziBillionaire:
the price is 7 million (negotiable). please contact 0816 850 4696 or 0816 533 6836

7 million for what exertly? the car or the car + your house? Dude at most that car would go for 1m-1.0001m. I have a 2010 quattro premium A4 that is actually worth 7m, and I won't dare quote 7m.

AmuDimpka:
It's only here that I see folks comparing Benz with Lexus or Toyota all na the same shaaa

Any car not German, not for me. I do like dodge and Chevrolet tho, and I think I also have a thing for mini cooper, or maybe I just watched a little too many Mr bean .. Damn look at this Audi, How does anyone compare toyota/Lexus to Audi, benz or BMW?

Model: Audi A4 2010 quattro premium
Transmission: Dual 6 speed automatic/manual
Engine: Turbo v4

whenever I start the car, i notice a slight vibration which later dies down. someone told me that maybe some of the engine seats are weak and need replacement, but I have to be sure.. it's a very beautiful car and works perfectly, and damn very fast. got it to hit 201km/h from Abuja to Benin. I just need to know what causes the vibration.

Thanks in advance

Simple.. loyalty, especially when the guy is cute rich and humble. most cute girls use their looks as an excuse to get whatever they want, never loyal. but an average looking girl is gold.. Reason whenever I want a serious relationship, I avoid over cute girls, but for a hookup they are perfect.

pulsa:
How much does each cost, and hope you have put in place a client term of use to prevent issues to ur business, some people use this stuff to rape oh.
Also is this what you need the loan for?

The bottle 15k (used 3-4 times) dosage. the sachet 4.5k (used once).

This is just a side gig. I actually need the loan for a large scale farm(catfish). I have thr network and thr market, and have worked under someone for 5yrs.

A client term? Never really thought about that. People will still use it however they want to regardless of what you tell them, but a good idea that can protect me from jail. and I don't think you can call it raping when you use it on someone. I have seen it in action, it would definitely be the girl doing the raping.

Victoronah1:
Okay, so I wanted to get my girlfriend an iPhone xr, I ended up getting her an iPhone x mas. I hope she loves it. I'll have to lodge in a beautiful hotel, and buy lots of red flowers and red candles and set it up. I'll make it very warm and nice for her, she deserves it by the way, also I don't care if we break up tomorrow the money I spent can easily be gotten back.

Here are the things I got for her:

1. iPhone xs max
2. Apple series watch 3
3. And ear pod.

Then got myself apple mac book which I don't even know if I will be using cause I have a GTX 1080 laptop I use for my video editing. But anyways I've never used a MacBook, I heard MacBook are good for Editing so I will have to test. I want you to follow me on my journey till 14th night.

I'll keep updating this thread if I buy any new thing for her but until then happy valentine.
Also what will you gift your girlfriend or boyfriend on Valentine's day? Or husband or wife any

Are you trying to show off ot what exertly? what did you buy your family members? and I hope your mom is using iphone 11 pro max? why didn't you just buy her a plot of land or a car? in two years these gadgets would become redundant. I am not trolling you dude, you have the money, spend it. but on urself.

Oluwasaeon:
You won't buy any Valentine's Day gift if you don't have a girlfriend

My man

princejayy:
Good day great intellectuals of Nairaland.

Overtime, I have seen people on this forum address issues on/for/about people with 2.2 and 3rd class and advice them on what to do next, however neglecting the 2.1 and 1st class category.

As a recent graduate, the future looks bleak. I would like matured advice on the next step and how to move forward from here. As you know, every decision at this point is quite critical.

I graduated from Mechanical Engineering department. Engineering professionals, your views are welcome here please.

Start to hustle, Don't wait for a job.. you don't wanna become a slave to the society do you? start thinking of ways to make money for yourself, keep your certificate in ur box, because you won't be needing it.. Go to the business section and start thinking of ways to develop yourself.

sicily4u:
That sounds interesting, here is my contacts, destinydakar@gmail.com, ur location also

Mail sent, Thanks

yvelchstores:
Stupid fake story. U supposedly married at 24 and your wife at 20. Then you have twins, age 1.
If u have been childless for 11 years, one year is too quick to kill all your joy from father hood to embrace cheating.

I am suspecting nl now hires ppl to post captivating but FAKE stories cos the kind of stories I see these days, are playing with my intelligence.

Thank alot.. My thoughts exertly. The kinda things I see here these days ehh!! I don't know if everybody is trying to make FP, and why the admins keep pushing such stories to FP is beyond me.

sicily4u:
Which business can one do with 500k and make good profits, I stay in abia state but can relocate if need be

Hi, are you loaning it out or looking for a business opportunity? if you are loaning it out, and do happen to have upto a million around, I can offer you 100% interest for a year. i have a car worth 4million that I can use as a collateral. I also have a land with a similar worth but won't be using that. I am starting a large scale business. I can also offer you a partnership agreement with similar yearly income in which case there would be some terms. if you are interested in hearing more about it, kindly drop an email address so we can exchange contacts and I can give you a full breakdown of the business I am venturing into.

Note that everything would be done officially, agreement written by a lawyer and stamped by the court.

baqina:
Even those within Nigeria that have done theirs many years ago are yet to get their ID cards.

Mine 6yrs and counting

Kylekent59:
It has been done. No need of critisising or raining more abusive languages on them. let them go and pay for their crimes.

$82k dollars na big money ooo, almost 28milla

All those yahoo guys wey dey hammer 30 milla, I wonder how they do it

The money must have been wired directly to his Bank account..

You want to pick something that large? you use pickups or move it through Dubai b4 sending to a nearby country.

Or better still, just use bitcoin and a tumbler service.

1. That's invasion of privacy, and posting screenshots of his chats on NairaLand? that's low even for you. if he finds out, he will resent you.

2. instead of ending it, why not get to know the girl and guide them together. You might get to like the girl. Just let him know you care about him instead of forcing decisions on him.

Lol... I will not be a single forever. I'll soon post my wedding pics here and you'll see it live! Ok?
You have chosen that part so be it unto you.

Real men dont reason the way you do. It because you're not a real man, thats why you have a poor and weak mentality.
Real men dont argue with women and that is why you're backing out cos uoi can live with your fellow woman as you'll have troubles cohabiting like you rightly said. Only sissies like you would support this post.

As for me, I will marry a real man who can handle me like a real man should.

Tot I was talking to a man though.

Whenever you marry let's us know.. If you no see, enter mountain on fire..

Jesu!! The list long pass the requirements to get into MIT.. The only thing girls want is a fat D!cks and a fat account.

PM me. I do supply.. You do know it is expensive sha.. and I do not reside in ekiti. And don't use it on a girl you ain't going to bang. it would drive her crazy.

And you can't say best smartphone 2020 because majority of these companies haven't released any device for 2020. So it's best mobile device of 2019

Drnaph:
Hello guys here are the world top Phones

1.IPhone 11 Pro
2.Samsung galaxy s10 plus
3.Hauwai p3 pro
4.Google pixels 4
5.One plus 7T pro
View complete with specifications on link below
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Scroll and check for world best phones

Lol dude.. that is list is crap.. Actually search google for the official ranking.. The galaxy Note 10+ is number 1

Emmanuel226:
Our Mobile Phones have become an Essential part of our everyday life.

Its Numerous advantages which includes easy communication, easy access to the internet and overall benefit to our well-being has made it a Necessary Asset to every human being walking the planet. 

Therefore, it is quite reasonable since it needs a battery to function that it'll have some faults as pertaining the Life Span and Durability of the device.

But sometimes the issue of Poor Durability of batteries is caused by some of our 

Ignorance to some certain things we should and shouldn't do.
Here's a list of SEVEN things You Should Stop Doing if you want Your Phone battery to last long!

1. Turn On Airplane Mode if You're in a Place with Bad Network.

Our Phones Network services Continues to seek for Signals even if we're in a place where there's bad Network. This single function of it drains the battery Percentage little by little without us knowing!

Always endeavour to turn On your Airplane Mode if You're in a Place with Bad Network.

2. Stop Putting Your phone in your jeans Pocket.

Putting your Phone in your pocket Is the easiest way to carry your phone about but sometimes dust and other little debris could get into your phones charging point and that could stop the battery from functioning properly.

While buying a Phone case, try to get one that could cover the charging point.

3. Turn off your data and clear Apps when you're not using them

It's as simple as it is stated!

Always turn off your Mobile Data and Clear apps When you're not using them. They drain your battery silently.

4. Switch Off your Phone once in a While

We make use of our Phones virtually everyday, giving it no time to rest. Once in a while it is good to Just Put it Off for like 15 minutes not when the battery Is low o. But just switching it off and allowing it to rest even with Full percentage.

At least thrice in a week.

5. Don't always keep Your Phone at 100 percent.
Keeping your phone at 100 percent all the time will make the battery weak and Exhausted. 

Imagine as a human your Stomach is always filled with Food, there is no way you'll be able to function properly. Allow it to drain once in a while.

6. Don't Charge Your Phone Overnight.

This is very bad. The batter gets full and since you're sleeping it still continues charging.

This is one of the fastest way to drain the life of your battery

Don't charge your phone overnight.

7. Stop using your Phone while it's charging

Stop using your phone while its charging, You'll have all the time after charging it.

It reduces the life span and at the end kills the battery.

For Cheap useless phones I guess.. And there is nothing like over charging my friend. do your research before posting rubbish. This is how the charging circuit works.
* When your battery is fully charged, the circuit stops sending current to the battery and then routes the current straight to the phone usage. so when you battery is fully charged, the phone literally disconnects the battery and your phone starts using power from the charger directly thereby preserving the battery. so you can leave it plugged in for 50yrs and no current would be sent to your battery.

Number 2 error.. Dust and debris getting into your charging port damages your battery? dude are you ret@rded?? where on earth did you get these informations? even water on your charging port doesn't damage your battery, it causes your pins to rust which bridge you circuit which also doesn't damage your battery but your charging IC.

You don't expect someone using a Samsung Note 10 and Galaxy s10 to follow these rubbish you just wrote..

The most important battery killer of all, you don't know.
* Draining your battery below 10% before charging.
* Using a faulty charger
* if your battery is removable, cleaning your battery pins with an oxidizing agent.

Pls OP do research from intelligent persons before coming up with topics. I remember a ret@rd telling me car charger kills your battery.. in what universe does that even make sense saying it out loud.

They are both teenagers with teenage hormones, beating and passing blames is a waste of time. You can't blame your husband because he buys his only daughter expensive things, That's fatherhood 101. Trust me, every capable father would over pamper his only daughter, she is his queen and you can't change that. What you and your husband need to do is realise that blames and a separated family would make things worst. Get your shit together and both of you have a talk with you husband's niece and your daughter. Whether you like it or not, your husband's niece is an elder sister to your daughter, someone she looks up to.
Talk to them with sweet words, let them know how much they let you down, hug them, give them a kiss, get to know some of the friends they hangout with, just make them feel loved. The guilt would make them avoid such bad decisions next time.

Exodora:
You problem is that you don't even know what you like and what you don't .
You don't want to break her heart.And again the thing is paining you badly because you lied to her that you loved which you don't.
Can you please explain this , because is only love that will make one feel all these. Until you realize that you love that girl your sense will come back to it's rightful place.
If this is not love maybe you should explain what love is please.

Most likely guilt

Venerable612:
1. Get any University/tertiary education,

2. self-develop your skills, and most importantly

3. LEARN THE RULES OF THE STREET.

You will be fine.

The rules of the street. I like that

DJperdurabo:
You've got mail!

expecting a mail

So you wouldn't accept a collateral worth 3 times the funding needed for a start up? just asking

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Fish farming. I have a very good location and buyers already, and the market is always there. i have a 5years experience, i know the perfect feeds, treatments, how to hatch. I would get a 200x200 land and start a registered and large scale farm. harvest is usually 4months depending on feed quality, so in a year I would make a profit of 250-300%. And yea, it's very profitable, and just as stressful.