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Politics / Re: We Are Fully Prepared, We Will Win Governorship Election - Lagos APC by Enyimbamercedes: 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2023
Protect your polling units

You do not need to confront thugs and ballot box snatches hard-on.

Position yourself strategically

Get yourself a good slingshot /catapult

Do not use pebbles...look for where you can get ball bearings.

Work on your aim...on that day, aim for the skull or middle of the back.
Crime / Re: In Anambra: Domestic Worker Cuts Off Woman’s Genitals For Money Rituals by Enyimbamercedes: 7:50pm On Mar 05, 2023
Onyebuchi, what is wrong with you?! We will deport you to Ogun State o!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Hires 20 SANs To Challenge Presidential Election Result by Enyimbamercedes: 6:30am On Mar 05, 2023
They said one former VP who is supposed to be President- elect is instead SAN president leading the defence.

Omo... Professor SAN and still a mumu
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: Tinubu Will Not Betray Nigerians, His Victory Is God’s Will by Enyimbamercedes: 5:28am On Mar 03, 2023
God don suffer for the mouth of the wicked!

A man imposes his will on the people, massively rigs an election in his favour and then you come out to say it is God's will?

God made thugs come out in Lagos to maim voters and snatch boxes

God advised Wike to threaten electoral officers and to doctor results

Perhaps God inspired the INEC chairman to set aside procedures and continue collating falsifying results

That's fine... god is Man
Politics / Re: Nigeria Elections Generally Peaceful, Transparent – ECOWAS Observers by Enyimbamercedes: 8:53am On Feb 28, 2023
Of course, African standard is much much lower than world standard.

That is why African leaders are the most useless bunch.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Lacks Credibility - Sowore Slams Obasanjo For Condemning Poll Result by Enyimbamercedes: 8:51am On Feb 28, 2023
Sowore who lacks credibility says another lacks credibility.

Put his credibility aside, is what he wrote fact or fiction? Why have you with credibility not said anything? Perhaps you are pained that the over million votes you thought would come to you went to a new "3rd force"? Because you have realised that the people want a departure from the old faces but you arent the new face they want?

Sowore, face it...you are the new Chris Okotie and the people see through your hypocrisy
Politics / Re: Let Us Deliver Sanwo-Olu, Let's Do Door To Door Campaign- Dayo Israel by Enyimbamercedes: 11:34am On Feb 27, 2023
How can you make peace when you made the presidential election war?

Violence is not the way to win an election! Tour thugs are not more than the people

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Lagos Police Warns Troublemakers by Enyimbamercedes: 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2023
Ben should just shut up!

If they cannot use the abundant video evidence to arrest the thugs who were threatening voters then they should just rest!

Oba Egusi , Mc Agbalumo and co
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Loses Polling Unit To Peter Obi (Video/Pictures) by Enyimbamercedes: 5:19am On Feb 26, 2023
MICHEALADEX:



But your VP candidate lost like a bird 🕊️ short in the air

Face the subject matter of the thread! Keyamo lost his polling unit. ....is the VP candidate in power? Did the VP candidate boast about having structures? Is the VP candidate an online nuisance who boasted about jungles like Tarzan Keyamo? Is the VP the spokesman of his party's Presidential Campaign?

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Loses Polling Unit To Peter Obi (Video/Pictures) by Enyimbamercedes: 5:15am On Feb 26, 2023
The inSANe man who kept .aking noise about matured jungles

The jungle is maturing!

The end is very far though but so far LP has shown that structure is not thuggery...the people are the structure!

They called obidients online bullies and unruly supporters but the APC showed who the real bullies and thugs are.

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Arrives Ikenne, Ogun State Ahead Of Elections by Enyimbamercedes: 9:21am On Feb 25, 2023
The VP will not vote for BAT
Politics / Re: EFCC Intercepts ₦‎32.4 Million Cash Meant For Vote-Buying In Lagos by Enyimbamercedes: 5:59pm On Feb 24, 2023
At this rate, urchins will cast their vote for BAT for free .

Desperate for power

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Politics / Re: Boy Stands In Front Of Tinubu's Convoy, Gets Pushed Away (Video) by Enyimbamercedes: 5:49pm On Feb 23, 2023
On saturday, he will still go and vote for the people who shoved him away like a dog

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Politics / Re: Finnish National Coalition Party To Suspend Simon Ekpa For Disruptive Activities by Enyimbamercedes: 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2023
Massiveglory:
This news sweet us.
I don't know if you see the connection.

Bullion van paralazed
Miscreants, vagabonds and touts neutralized
Ekpa arrested.

Father, give him wings to fly.
If this is not the Lord's work, I don't know what else you will call it.

A new Nigeria is POSSIBLE .

Ekpa was sponsored to destabilize the SE and ensure their votes dont count.

Urchins will be very upset

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Achievements Place Tinubu Ahead Of Others: Fashola by Enyimbamercedes: 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2023
Gbatueyo!

This fool described the past administration as gbatueyo ...clueless as to how to improve the power sector.

They gave the fool portfolio of power works and housing..let's just say the fool failed!

Today, 8 years later...their clueless administration had come to an end and the fool should hide his face in shame rather than campaigning on their failure

Clueless
Politics / Re: Tinubu Signs At The Peace Accord (Photos) by Enyimbamercedes: 5:21pm On Feb 23, 2023
And we thought Obasanjo was going to be our most "wowo" president. IF BAT wins, he will beat OBJ...see face now...

Kermit

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Politics / Re: Peace Accord: Tinubu Puts His Hands In His Pockets During The National Anthem by Enyimbamercedes: 9:04am On Feb 23, 2023
To stop it from shaking!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Shakes Hands With Atiku During Signing Of Peace Accord by Enyimbamercedes: 9:03am On Feb 23, 2023
Even the clown, Sowore sits there feeling like a presidential aspirant.

He is the new Chris Okotie

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Politics / Re: Crowd Escorts Bola Tinubu To Venue Of Borno Rally (Video, Pictures) by Enyimbamercedes: 4:59pm On Feb 18, 2023
Lol...dem just dey chop this one money
Politics / Re: Watch President Buhari's National Address Live by Enyimbamercedes: 7:10am On Feb 16, 2023
This one is just reading for us.

Why didnt he just give it to a newscaster? At least, we will be able to hear what they are saying!

All the "frocess", "feefle", ....

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Romance / Re: I Hate My Sister by Enyimbamercedes: 1:16pm On Feb 11, 2023
A lady is not a lad but a lass.

That being said... settle your family issues internally cos I dont know what you want us to do for you like this.
Politics / Re: APC Thugs Attacked Us With Cutlasses, Smashed Our Phones – Obidients by Enyimbamercedes: 1:14pm On Feb 11, 2023
The worst outcome for BAT will be to lose the presidential election and Lagos State. He cannot afford this!

This is a desperate man and he will unleash mayhem in areas populated by people he perceives as not being supportive of his ambitions.

Sour loser
Crime / Re: 11-Year-Old Boy Found Dead Inside Water Drum Three Days After He Went Missing by Enyimbamercedes: 9:29am On Feb 09, 2023
An autopsy will determine if he was dead before he was put in the drum or if he drowned.

If they find water in his lungs, then he was certainly alive when he entered or wasnput in the drum. However, if there is no water, then he was already deceased before being placed in there.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arraigns Yahaya Bello’s Wife Rashida & Nephew Over ‘N3bn Fraud’ by Enyimbamercedes: 11:22pm On Feb 08, 2023
Kogi state joins Kaduna and Zanfara to appeal New naira notes in court


Next day, EFCC arraigned nephew and wife....


Issokay

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Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Atiku Is Nigeria's Number One Public Enemy - Tinubu Campaign by Enyimbamercedes: 6:46pm On Feb 03, 2023
Bayo thinks he is a spin master!

We all know BAT wasnt on the side of the masses when he was wailing in Abeokuta!!
He was attacking the policy because he felt it was feared towards making the APC lose the election intentionally!

The only candidate who didnt bemoan the currency swap was ....


Be wise

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Politics / Re: They Have Eyes But Cannot See. Pity! by Enyimbamercedes: 12:40pm On Jan 30, 2023
Ode!

Question: why is BAT not campaigning with these " achievements "?

Answer: The destruction to the economy and the effect of his poor performance in the 8 years far outweighs all these "audio achievements ".

The candidate of the ruling party would rather use his perceived achievements when he was governor that that of a confirmed failure!

Femi....REST!!!
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by Enyimbamercedes: 12:25pm On Jan 28, 2023
bdon123:
I hav been having sex for over 6 yrs inside my car.I hav banged over 10times in d back seat.
I hav never changed engine or knock engine or gear box.

Oshey Bangalee

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Food / Re: Lady Warns People To Be Careful Of The Kind Of "Kponmo" They Buy (pic/video) by Enyimbamercedes: 6:56pm On Jan 27, 2023
This is rehydrated cow hide imported. It had already been dried and processed as leather for industrial use but greedy people have imported it, soaked in water to rehydrate it into kponmo.

The danger is these have been treated with formaldehyde, the same chemical used to embalm corpses.

Leave kponmo and go for cow head, cow leg or cow tail.
Politics / Re: Foreign Hackers Are Attacking Our Database - INEC Chairman by Enyimbamercedes: 6:51pm On Jan 27, 2023
Why is this man desperate to lead ? To the point that he cried it was his turn, that he accused his own party of sabotaging his ambition and now hiring hackers...

Why so desperate? This is a red flag


Vote wisely!
Politics / Re: 10 Claims Made By Peter Obi At Chatham House (Fact-Check) by Enyimbamercedes: 7:35am On Jan 27, 2023
Funny thing is you'll see a lot of urchins coming out here to gloat.

They forget you cannot fact check their candidate cos all he does at campaigns is dance, mutter gibberish and wave brooms... then talk about what he thinks he achieved in Lagos. Talk about what your party did since 2015...no words

Vote wisely
Politics / Re: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by Enyimbamercedes: 4:32pm On Jan 26, 2023
Wow! He can hold a cup!!! Presidential material 5000 yards!!
Maybe we can even win the world cup since he is now a professional cup holder

Mumu

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Politics / Re: Alleged Sabotage: Sagay Backs Tinubu, Says Somebody Is Playing Underhand Game by Enyimbamercedes: 1:15pm On Jan 26, 2023
Wailers

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