Sunisonflex39:
Good morning everyone, I don't know if most of you remember me how I was all over nairaland begging for job sometimes last year..

So I gate crashed to this firm around Port Harcourt were I stay, submitted hard copies of my small documents and was called for interview four days letter.it is a bottling a water factory firm owned by one man.
There was no offer letter, we were just sent an SMS to resume work on so and so .

I was asked to resume 7.30 to 6pm on a salary of 25k per month..for the first month, I was paid half with the excuse that company was not going well as per sales, the second month I was not paid atol with two other guys that resumed same time as me but oga was just giving us 300 naira each for TP,we thought he is generous, because we were expecting double Salary by the month end since we didn't get our previous salary.

It got to the third month which is this month, the three of us went to the lady that does HR and complained to her, she said we should take our complaint to the boss.

The next day, the man came to work with a new ride..Lexus saloon car, how did I know it was a new car? He called his friend on phone and we overheard him telling his friend to come to his office and see the new car he got..

Letter that day after work which was Friday, I and the three other guys met him and said we have not been paid for like 3 months sir, the man cuts in and said don't we see how the country is, that if we are tired we should go..

Since Friday I and the two other guys left the work.and still planning on what to do on him.

I know the country is bad, but we should not try to take advantage of job seekers just because you feel they look desperate..

Right now my head is just full..

He is a wicked man...give the car some sugar in the fuel tank. Clean up properly sponge doesn't suspect anything. If he cannot pay salaries...let him spend the money on repairs

FarSide:
My past is seriously hunting me. In the past 4 years I've had unprotected sex with 12 girls. Now I want to get married and my girlfriend is insisting on HIV test first.

All these while I never did any HIV test, I never felt it's important to do it and I never had any known symptoms of HIV.

Since she requested for the test, I've been postponing it citing busy schedules and all that but deep down I'm just damn frightened.

Can it be possible to have sex with 12 girls and still not get HIV? The thing is seriously giving me sleepless night.

I'm planning on going for a test myself alone, then if it's negative, I will then go with her but if not, I will just japa

It is possible to not have HIV if the 12 girls have never indulged in acts that could have exposed them to the virus ...but what are the chances?

If the 12 girls were prostitutes, my guy...RIP in advance

If at least 1 of the 12 girls had HIV... my guy... check yourself

If at least 1 of the 12 girls had unprotected sex with someone who has been exposed to the virus or has the virus...my guy...you are at risk

Please while you are worrying about yourself, take some time to worry about which of the girls your recklessness has potentially exposed to the virus, you super spreader!!!

Go and do a test and put your worries to rest. If you are negative, go forth and keep your machine gun one place. If you are positive, it isnt the end of the world...you can still live a long life with ARVs and a healthy lifestyle.

Enjoy

365 Nigerians sharing 136 million car loan, meanwhile 1 politician gets 160m for his car.

Wonderful

Pakute:
Headless mob, who una tears help?, una wailing end on social media.
Congratulobia to Olukoyede, Hammajoda and Halima Shehu.

Your mates are being given appointment as board chairman and aides; you are here still being a nuisance!

Ride on

BAT...go to court!

BAAT...

When they finally confirm his is also Amoda Sikiru Rabiu Damola


He will now be BASTARD

We will be alright!

The President rand the bell at the New York Stock Exchange so dollars will soon start flooding the country.

Iree o! You will all learn...you think leading a country is as simple as balablue or "Gazelle garagara" as one compound idiot here was trying to explain the meaning.

Idiot!

You were misquoted when you called critics of the inept president wailing wailers?

When you were writing long editorials praising your master, you were misquoted?

Own your shit, Femi! You were a dog of the king who thought he was the king of dogs.

You cannot put the words, "Nigeria Police", "intelligence " and "thorough investigation" in one sentence!

It just wouldn't fit nor make sense

Someone may have convinced Seyi that these his silly facial gestures are cute!

That guy is an annoying dick! With an annoying face! He is that pestering itch in the middle of your back that your hand cannot reach

Bleep face

1. Murtala Mohammed deserved the bullets he got from Dimka. Dimka you are a hero

2. The 20 naira note should be scrapped and the airport in Lagos renamed! An airport and currency should not have the name and face of a tribalistic genocidal son of a female dog!

Lol...

Wetin Musa no go see inside kettle

In certain driving conditions, using your AC will save you more fuel than leaving your windows open.

I think there should be respect for religious entities but I also think that we should not deputize for God and mete out punishment to people who "blaspheme"

If we are the ones who punish sinners, why do we need God? Cos he is merciful and will not punish them or perhaps cos he is non-existent and religion only exists as a tool to control and commit crimes

uuzba:

Hello,
Please I'm interested in this ipNX.
Do you get the signal directly to this device, or is there some other out door antenna that connects to this?
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This is my plan.
To use the home device but in the office.
These ISP people are too crooked. Once you mention "office" they start directing you to "Enterprise" option that costs 100x more.
I just want to manage the home/house device in the office and connect it to our office router.

Same thing with IPNX unless your office is in your home and looks like a home, they'll most likely bill you on an enterprise plan. Unfortunately, it isnt moveable so it may not meet your needs

Their connection is via fibre optics so they'll need to be present or have cables laid out in the area. If they do, then they'll just link you through a wired fibre optic cable.

It is more common than you think!

This invisible woman is trying to keep her position ...by far the worst SSAP ever!

Amina Mohammed was the best and no one comes close. This office is a conduit pipe for corruption and has to be scrapped

You dont have to be a genius to know how things will go in Nigeria!

The IGP will sit in abuja with his big yansh and order restriction of movement, yet no enforcement

Nigeria is a joke

All nonsense!

The IGP restricts movement - Yet thugs and ballot box snatchers move around unrestricted

INEC announces supplementary elections and processes - then goes ahead to do the exact opposite of the processes

Elections are a pointless process if you cannot ensure that electoral fraud is reduced to the barest minimum. You should just tell the outgoing Governor or president to announce the successor and we move on.

At least that way, we save 300 billion plus spent on thugs harassing, ballot box snatching, result sheet alteration, professors announcing, renting of halls for sham sittings!

Lol!

Yeah yeah...gesturing!

We know the biggest culprits and they are all protected by your mods

The ethnic slurs are one-way...99% against South Easterners.

Lol! This one that didnt have a cabinet till September is now signing into law for another person.

Massive failure

Cried for presidential ticket

Paid for result to be rigged in his favour

Hurriedly pronounced winner and Issued certificate of return

Now begging international community for validation!

ukaface:
Where she come from?

Where else, Edo ?

Now they ask for blood...they'll only screen it for disease. They'll not ask you tribe or religion...cos in the end...we are all the same.

African leaders

You build bridge or roads or a water point with taxpayers money..you expect applause

You pay pension which by the way is money taken from the salaries of the workers during their working years. You pay them and splash it in the news like it is an achievement!

This is the barest minimum a working government must do be we see them as extraordinary feats in Nigeria

BRATISLAVA:


Your first paragraph is apt. He's a bad actor. I first came across this guy from a thread where he was abusing the living daylights out of a man who posted something he was at odds with. Since he lost his job, he's found a new hypocritic calling. His Twitter history is a history of abusive tirades. Now he's scared and publicly role playing with that friend of his who is offering to talk to him.

Intetesting topics the OP brings here. There's a trend to them.

The fool said " I am terrified and anxious". He is only doing all this because he knows criminal charges are unlikely then he will get a lawyer and institute a civil case against the guy claiming compensation for his mental (retardation) health and loss of income as a result of the fake anxiety! The fool is an actor, wasting tax payers money and gaming a system that works!
Big Fool

Ogbeni Dipo is a very big Twitter clown with typical immigrant behaviour. Capitalising on the reliability of their institutions and begins to feign fear and distress. The foolish actor even starts talking about his mental health an all... he knows why he is doing this.

You do all this in a system that works but then sit behind a keyboard and support leaders that do not have the capacity to replicate same in your home country.

Dipo you arent the first with a British Passport and a native Brit will not act half of the drama you acted out on your timeline. Stop being stupid.... with your British Passport that reads Place of birth as Ikorodu.

He dey run kitikiti....

Debate you no gree, tell the electorate your plans...no...

You felt the jagaban was all powerful and rather than focus on your re-election, you had your head way up Jagabans arse.

Nowwww....you are on social media everyday, you are promising everything, you are threatening, you are exploting tribal sentiments ...all in a bid to win elections.

I am so embarrassed with the utterances of a lot of Lagosians! What haven't we read in the last few weeks Deep-seated envy for the igbos!

It is like the Gwari telling abuja residents to leave and go back to their states! Abuja is he FCT and therefore a melting pot for every tribe...Lagos was the FCT and this is why you have so many other tribes flourishing there! But zombies think it is their ancestral land...

Bastards

See as Atiku don chop insult

They really wished they could embarass Obi like this but are disappointed that the so-called unruly LP supporters have been calm.

They have resulted to baiting the LP candidate into responding and the more he keeps silent the more they panic to the point BAT is carrying the ONLY genuine certificate with his name on it on a country-wide tour. We didnt know he likes certificate like this.

Anyway, Atiku please allow Dino and others to do this. Dont play into the hands of the APC

In 2015...body language made fuel available

Electricity supply became unusually constant despite being in the "dry season"

There was an upbeat mood and speculation on the composition of the dream team cabinet

8 years later...foul smell pervades the country

No body language at all

CBN stands by its monetary policy not even shaken by the win

Fuel queues reappear

Every where is depressed ...