₦airaland Forum

If eagle dey fly join ur two middle fingers together start to turn around.d eagle go start to feel dizzy then finally fall for ground.
Kai,but it wz fun though.
Ohhh and laykay laykay give me white finger.......after singing person finger go become white.

So funny.lagos na wa.the thread come make AGEGE BREAD dey hungry me.

its only in lagos u c conductor association nd students dey fight each other with charms.kai come see trekking all in d name of,if student enter bus dem go drop am for bus stop with no head...

Only in lasgidi,area boys wear latest designer clothes pass anybody for dat town.

I miss d fast life there nd those days of jumping off a moving molue.

No network will be used twice as PORTING FROM network.so if u looking for a network to loose(i.e dat will be used twice) then u will be disappointed.Each network will have to use a network dat have not been used(so do d maths).NOBODY GOT TO LOOSE, ND NOBODY GOT TO WIN.

lrguru: Mr OP, pls leave the married woman alone, or u wan lash her punny?

ar ha.i no lash am when we be friends,na now i go do am.na adultery be that woo.she be my gud padi.

coogar: stop calling her, let her call you instead..... i won't even call a fellow man that just got married. she's in a new chapter in her life now, let her enjoy her new status. go and find another woman to discuss baba suwe's NDLEA saga with.

me and u know in Nigeria.it rarely happens,where woman call man.and married for that matter.but u are right,i will miss those unnecessary gist we talk about on phone.

slimyem: Use your discretion and don't call her for unnecessary talks or gists and not late at night too.
Respect the fact that she's married.Levels don change.Adapt.Be wise!!

okay.advice noted.guess i will make and d call will jst be very brief.

biolabee: i feel you but she has moved on

Soon she will have a baby, nursing, parenting..
you can be friends tho and visit with ur girl friend

thanks.i will pray for her to take in fast,fast.but i will miss her though.

baby.me:
If you can't call her when her husband is present, then forget about calling her.

okay ma...

greatgod2012: Wisdom is the princial thing, something of this nature requires wisdom, and i will suggest you pay her a visit at her place when both her and hubby will be around, and ask wisely in the presence of both of them when you can call her, but before you can do this, ensure her hubby know you as a real friend and not otherwise, and also ensure that the hubby is comfortable with both your calls and your visits and also ensure that, you are ready to become the family's friend.
May God help you.

thanks very much.its just that they relocated to another state.so d only option is through phone call we can communicate.thanks for d advice.

biolabee: go and chat with another single lady

na by force to chat with this one?

na my best pal even before she get married.so u dey suggest make i no call her again?

happyday: Though still in its formative stage, ICT has virtually changed the way we do things in Nigeria. I can give you the help you need. How do we discuss??

its is like a research paper.anyway u feel like talking.i will be grateful.

I have a female friend we talk on phone like gud buddies but no intimate chatting.so recently she got married.but now to call, am kind of skeptical on when to call her and how long to stay on d phone with her.cos i dont want to call at d wrong time and cause problem,so pls i need advice on d best timing for calling,cos its been so long av not called her.

eko ilee: You too fit go and take the pictures for us to see. And please don't take the pictures with your Nokia pure water phone..

then u never hear of NOKIA PURE VIEW.CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE PURE WATER.*gosh am in love with that phone*

Pls NLders,i wz given an assignment on importance of ICT IN ENGINEERING.its got me confuse,cos its like ICT is engineering,and engineering is ICT.so pls it would be great if suggestion,comments,links to get materials are welcome. assignment is due end of month for submission and papers on d net are not helping matters.lots of grammar no concrete thing.

The irony of life.if u come check very well na this type of people no dey die quick.

Thou shall not judge,are ye pure too?@poster

Chei, D one wey i do pass na d one wey rubber go dey inside box.dey throw way slippers go osa.Na every week i dey buy new slippers.Na true person wey no do these things need 2 go back 2 stomach.Well i blame computers.

well i picked the numbers.this number of a thing is funny i wish we can believe the bible like this and see what will be happening in Nigeria.well it depends on what you believe.some believe in trees and it works for them so it depends on what you believe.so if u believe u will it u are OYO.cos d number called they were advertising some ringback tone saying i should call 791 for more information.so my fellow Nigerian if u afraid then u dont God,who has sent his son JESUS to die for u.how i wish u can invite him into ur life today.it will do u more good before its too late.

Must u look?once u see a girl like that,simply look elsewhere or close ya eye
but u must look

Thanks, cos me too am in this type of situation,only me do the talking sometimes i will be wondering if am a mad man,she is always silent,i will be so annoyed with her i will ask her, do u hear me she will say yes then i will be like ah, Hm, So now i know 'SHE IS SHY' . will heed to your advice "be k--i--n--d!!" and again be patient it takes time.

oh my god kudos to baba

I Dont know nairalanders,since i have started dating girls,i have never met the bad types,u know the ones that love sex, its always the ones that will say "sex is bad,only with my husband" and as 4 me i love sex (sexmeniac) 4 me 2 get sex i will beg and beg, but still no ,dont know whats wrong pls need help,am getting crazy.

Dis 1 happen 2 me.I met a lady nd i gathered d courage 2 say hi,dem we got talking nd d rest followed,as we were about 2 part ways i asked 4 her phone no which she gave me herself because i gave her my phone.On getting home very happy that i av gotten a girl,i took my phone dial d no nd d response i got was so shocking "d no u r trying to call does not exit" i was so amazed so pls nlanders y do ladies do that?

I 4 like 2 know which one dey 4 d left and the one wey dey 4 d right hand side.

1.Be relaxed

2.look her in the eyes and tell her how you truelly feel

3. Tell her what is on your mind after complementing her lips.

4. Then take the shot,make sure your mouth smell fresh.

though i bought my phone very late in life   ,it is nokia2626 ,and till today i am searching for the phone   ,becos i sold it   which i later regreted   ever doing,to buy again becos am in love with d phone.