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Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
"Twas split right up the front

, But she didn't wear that one often

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay

[size=48pt]Bias[/size] to cause partiality or favoritism in (a person); influence, especially unfairly

What other people think of you is none of your business.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eyes

Look to see how long this dried-up yard fowl trying to get my attention. I just don't get .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-352856.0.html

Mine you, this same dried-up yard-fowl com on here every friggin' night boasting about her shopping spree, her school, her this and her that . . . . .(lol) - you'll think she has it all and don't need to fukk with me, right? But noooooo, the yard-fowl is following me around faster than how a Dublin Ho lift her skirt. *sigh*

I can 100% ignore Fl gators Nairaland yard-fowl and her threads yet it cannot see me and pass me. *smh* i really don't get it

I don't get it .  I can 100% ignore Fl gators Nairaland yard-fowl and her thread yet it cannot see me and pass me.  *smh* i really don't get it

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-362988.0.html

I met a guy over the internet. He wouldn't send me any pictures because he said he didn't have a camera phone. I talked to him for about 2 weeks and then we agreed to meet. He picked me up from a friends house and we went out to Chilli's to eat. Ok I am a very nice looking young lady. This guy was about 350lbs and on a breathing machine. Ok I said "I'm going to deal with it because I am hungry and I want a steak." We got to the restaurant and he brought the oxygen machine in with him. I was so embarassed. He ordered so much food that there was not enough room for my meal. He had three different types of ribs and all kinds of entrees. People were looking at us laughing and probably talking about us as well. Anyway--the waitress made a lil space open for my meal.
Description--He told me he was 30 when he looked every bit of 45.

He had a big bald spot in his hair and he was just disgusting all the way around. I was so ready to go. Ok-we left and I noticed that he wasnt heading for the freeway---I asked"where are we going" and he said that he had to stop at home and feed the dog. Ok-we stopped at his house and wanted me to get out of the van! I didn't want to but I did and in the middle of a snow storm. He opened the door and the pit bull came running out towards me. I am terrified of dogs and fell off of the porch in a desparate attempt to get away from it. It paid me no attention but there I was laying in the snow-cold-and wet. Ok now I'm pissed. I go in the house and his mom came out drunk as a skunk. In a way I was glad his mom was home (figured he couldn't do anything stupid with his mom in the house) but she was so drunk that she didn't know if she was coming or going! I also thought it was weird that this grown azz man was still living at home with mama!! Anyways---the house was a complete mess. There were flaming hot cheetos in the carpet, m&m's, life savers and twinkie wrappers----he blamed it on his kids----right Anyways----to make a looooonnnnggggggg story short!! He refused to take me back to my friends house so I could get my car until the morning. He fell asleep and I plotted to steal his van and drive myself back. I was sitting in his room (and to all of you sick people---no we did not do anything in there---no touching, no talking, no nothing) I opened the room door and there was the pit bull growling at me---I was stuck in the room afraid of what the dog would do to me if I attempted to go into the hall way!! I sat in a chair all night while his fat azz slept like a fat azz baby--------he took me back to my car in the morning after asking me to pump his gas for him in the morning.

You all above are funny

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Ladies, please read and learn from this experience

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I met a guy over the internet. He wouldn't send me any pictures because he said he didn't have a camera phone. I talked to him for about 2 weeks and then we agreed to meet. He picked me up from a friends house and we went out to Chilli's to eat. Ok I am a very nice looking young lady. This guy was about 350lbs and on a breathing machine. Ok I said "I'm going to deal with it because I am hungry and I want a steak." We got to the restaurant and he brought the oxygen machine in with him. I was so embarassed. He ordered so much food that there was not enough room for my meal. He had three different types of ribs and all kinds of entrees. People were looking at us laughing and probably talking about us as well. Anyway--the waitress made a lil space open for my meal.
Description--He told me he was 30 when he looked every bit of 45.

He had a big bald spot in his hair and he was just disgusting all the way around. I was so ready to go. Ok-we left and I noticed that he wasnt heading for the freeway---I asked"where are we going" and he said that he had to stop at home and feed the dog. Ok-we stopped at his house and wanted me to get out of the van! I didn't want to but I did and in the middle of a snow storm. He opened the door and the pit bull came running out towards me. I am terrified of dogs and fell off of the porch in a desparate attempt to get away from it. It paid me no attention but there I was laying in the snow-cold-and wet. Ok now I'm pissed. I go in the house and his mom came out drunk as a skunk. In a way I was glad his mom was home (figured he couldn't do anything stupid with his mom in the house) but she was so drunk that she didn't know if she was coming or going! I also thought it was weird that this grown azz man was still living at home with mama!! Anyways---the house was a complete mess. There were flaming hot cheetos in the carpet, m&m's, life savers and twinkie wrappers----he blamed it on his kids----right Anyways----to make a looooonnnnggggggg story short!! He refused to take me back to my friends house so I could get my car until the morning. He fell asleep and I plotted to steal his van and drive myself back. I was sitting in his room (and to all of you sick people---no we did not do anything in there---no touching, no talking, no nothing) I opened the room door and there was the pit bull growling at me---I was stuck in the room afraid of what the dog would do to me if I attempted to go into the hall way!! I sat in a chair all night while his fat azz slept like a fat azz baby--------he took me back to my car in the morning after asking me to pump his gas for him in the morning.

The Office is sooo funny

The day after tomorrow is a bad-out movie

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Monsters Inc

faakay:
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netotse:
are u sure it isn't love actually? was hugh grant in it?

Yes! u r a darling.

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A Christmas Story

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Incy Wincy spider went up the spout again!

*************But this was my favourite (I can see myself dancing in the school yard, clapping hands with my friend.) sing along with me. . . , 

Ms Susie went America
In a sardine can
De sardine can say boom boom
And cut off she hairy pum-pum

My boyfriend's name is Tony
He comes from Macaroni
With forty eight toes and a pimple on his nose
And this is how my story goes

One day when I was walking
I saw my boyfriend talking
To a pretty little girl with strawberry curls
And this is what I heard him say:
I L-O-V-E love you
I wanna K-I-S-S kiss you
In the D-A-R in the D-A-R
In the D-A-R-K down dere

why do we dream when we sleep

I never knew her name

hey babe, look behind you

I'm last

tonight she can visit you, right?

xynerise:
A farmer has a lion a goat and a yam. He wants to cross a bridge that cannot hold more than 100kg. Assuming the man,the goat and the lion are 50kg each while the yam is 25kg. How will the man cross the bridge without living the prey with its predator behind? If he crosses with lion first , he may come back to see his goat eating his yam. This is very simple if you think well.

^^^ would it make any difference if the goat is a ram?

today is not a good day to be close to him

Angel ornaments _{coz he is pureminded}

laughing

scratch my Virginia

Are you sleepy too?

nada? Just cool

goodass is sleepy, let's sing to him rock-a- bye baby

sentence you to 40 lashes

What if you were the devil's advocate rather than the advocate's devil

mind reader

thing about love is