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viewing the poster above me profile

Who let the dog out from between your legs

he luv music like me. I beg him to listen this caribbean tune - Never give up music


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqXO7n2w7sg

cooking  _{then later on chicken scratch} Painting

bills, bills, bills - Detiny's Child




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VtiGo1me60&feature=related

yea, what he did was low down and dirty

Some folks think that Adam gay kissing pics are going to hurt him but I doubt it.  This is America where anything goes

To read more, please click on link

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Lifestyle/Story/STIStory_345977.html

Details of the fight (How it started)

“Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

To read more, please click onlink

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/03/06/chris-brown-enters-no-plea-in-rihanna-assault-case-arraignment-pushed-to-april-6th/

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, dani1luv says to 7low behind him, 'My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' 7low replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Value-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, dani1luv deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Value-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Value-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, dani1luv began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

dani1luv hurries back to Value-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1 Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo,  (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5 . If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Value-Mart

Sorry madam but I am last

She was as easy as the New York Post crossword Puzzle

E: Respectful
P: Popular with all types of people
I: Loves to laugh

I'll take a chance - Yes

Judging by her screen name - A spanish dancer[b][/b]

2day


Whan last did you climb a coconut tree

why do you ask?

Hmmm

nodding

what's that fat thing between your legs

OMO IBO:
one ke. o ti o. no way
just look at everything you posted. do u think one would be enuff to whet my appetite?
i dont think so miss.

abeg, reconsider.

meanwhile, whats the recipe for ewa agoyin/agoyin ewa?

Please check the Nigerian Recipe thread. It's the first thread on your left

kitchen is closed _{until i get my camera fix}

1love

Here is one.  It's as easy as ABC, 123

Ingredients

4 ozs Butter
10 ozs Icing Sugar
1/2 tsp Vanilla essence
*1 tsp of milk or water


Method

Cream the butter in a bowl using a wooden spoon.  Keep stirring until it’s of a creamy consistency.
Add Vanilla essence
Add the icing sugar a spoonful at a time. 
Continue to cream the butter between each spoonful until all the sugar is been mixed in
* for thin only (so the icing can spread properly) add water or milk

1love

@poster:

Abeg stop pointing fingers because nobody is pointing a gun to your head saying that you have to eat "Yankee" food.

Dis-moi ce que tu manges, jet e dirai ce que tu es,  . . . .be it Yankee food, African food, french food, Italian food, soul food, fast food and the list continues.   

Now that you have found a way to discriminate - what's next, The Mentally challenged kids?


1 love

I'll go with porridge

lol.  I feel you

**osisi:
Not in the bus

I eat everything including rice and beans and crack my chicken bones
and wash my hands with bottled water through the windows
I floss my teeth
apply make up
attach my ponytail
Put on pantyhose
take off pantyhose
change into work out clothes
call motorists idiots when they annoy me
all that while driving.
that was before 2009

Badriyyah:
YaY!!! lol, Thanks for the stew chicken recipe. I've been looking for it!!!

send some 4 me

OMO IBO:
epi, if this is a joke you better stop right now.
you don make me catch long throat now.

since you are being nice, can i also have some mailed to the UK?

o se pupo

No it wasn't a joke.  The folks (i sent cake(s) to) on here can attest

And why some?  How about one

1love

goodass:
Cayon
acidrop
mizzy B
icecold
CRMish

ditto

And i haven't seen iice, olabolawe, ako and seun too. Pray hope they are ok

Should Epi Nurture Steve Everyday?


E V E R Y

Trust no cloud, you never know when it's going to rain

Does being bored mean you are boring?

Whose head is that between your legs