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Aloy

Give Mich a break man - ease up on her.  She is a gold medalist diver


http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/Npw1oWjkDUVSsU1n

I went over this thread again - page 1 to 9.  Aye,  I am laughing so hard that the squirrels run down the trees  

KarmaMod:
One would think a retard claiming to live in the states would KNOW that OB-GYN exams are NOT done with fingers.

RUBBISH!!! If you are doing a decent check-up, the doctor hand bound to go-up in you. You must have a Pap smear (which is very embarrassing b/c you are in a position as if you giving birth) if you are doing an annual check-up, . . .well, speaking for myself :-

KarmaMod:
Can someone show me where I or anyone else criticized these girls BTW. Why would I?  

Overriped fools.

You can say that again because your face looks like hospital soup.  You criticized the three Virgins indirectly Butterface girl

Butterface

Meaning: Butterface describes a girl that when seeing her from behind, you think of committing crime, but after seeing her face, you think of self-defense.   Comes from phrase "Everything's good but-her-face"

How to make a sentence with butterface: Paul realized that he had no chance to score with the bootylicious Epi, so later that night he settled for a butterface he met on the way to the gym.

RichyBlack saw this hot chick walking in front of him, so he picked up his pace and caught up with her. When he looked back to check her out, his feet were busy peddling back. What a disappointment, she was KarmaMod, a butterface

***_{My last on this topic}****  It was fun though

In the BVI, around June, July and August Periwinkles are washed ashore by waves. Sometimes we use paper clips or pins to get the periwinkle out of the shell (see pic below) so plentiful, kids take home by the buckets. Periwinkle Soup is a popular dish in the BVI. It's my mom favorite

PeriWinkle Soup

Ingredients

1 C chicken stock
2 potatoes, diced
1/2 tsp. tarragon
1 tsp. paprika
salt & pepper
2 onions, chopped
1 stalk celery, chopped
3 slices bacon, chopped
1/2 C dry white wine
1 C milk
1/4 C butter
1 1/2 C cleaned Periwinkles
1/2 C light cream pinch cayenne pepper

Directions

In a large soup pot, heat chicken stock, potatoes, tarragon, paprika, salt & pepper. Melt butter in a skillet, and lightly sauté the cleaned Periwinkle meat (see below), onion, celery, and bacon.

Add to stock mixture. Stir in wine and simmer until potatoes are cooked. Do not boil. Add milk and cream slowly, stirring constantly; do not boil or it will curdle. Add cayenne.

To clean Periwinkles: take a sauce pan full of water and throw in a small amount of salt. Bring to a boil and toss in the snails. Let them simmer for a few minutes, remove and use a toothpick to pull the meat from the shells. The salt water serves to both shrink and toughen the meat, making it easier to remove. Don’t boil them too long or you will end up with a very tough and chewy meal.

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KarmaMod:
Yea. Hence the incomprehensible garbage.

I don't want to spoil a good thread, so meet me in the off-topic section you broad mouth, periwinkle face piece of S***.  Here I found your half snap on the internet.

see over at off-topic

In quantum physics, the Heisenberg uncertainty principle states that the values of certain pairs of conjugate variables (position and momentum, for instance) cannot both be known with arbitrary precision. That is, the more precisely one property is known, the less precisely the other can be known. This is not a statement about the limitations of a researcher's ability to measure particular quantities of a system, but rather about the nature of the system itself.

In quantum mechanics, the particle is described by a wave. The position is where the wave is concentrated and the momentum, a measure of the velocity, is the wavelength. The position is uncertain to the degree that the wave is spread out, and the momentum is uncertain to the degree that the wavelength is ill-defined.

The only kind of wave with a definite position is concentrated at one point, and such a wave has an indefinite wavelength. Conversely, the only kind of wave with a definite wavelength is an infinite regular periodic oscillation over all space, which has no definite position. So in quantum mechanics, there are no states which describe a particle with both a definite position and a definite momentum. The narrower the probability distribution is for the position, the wider it is in momentum.

The uncertainty principle in standard quantum mechanics is caused by collapse of the wavefunction. When the position of a particle is measured, the particle's wavefunction collapses and the momentum does not have a definite value. The particle's momentum is left uncertain by an amount inversely proportional to the accuracy of the position measurement. The amount of left-over uncertainty can never be reduced below the limit set by the uncertainty principle, no matter what the measurement process.

This means that the uncertainty principle is related to the observer effect, with which it is often conflated. The uncertainty principle sets a lower limit to how small the momentum disturbance in an accurate position experiment can be, and vice versa for momentum experiments.

A mathematical statement of the principle is that every quantum state has the property that the root-mean-square (RMS) deviation of the position from its mean (the standard deviation of the X-distribution):
D .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle ;

spikedcylinder:
Epi, why are you always so afraid to call KarmaMod's name? Does she bite?

Ps. Is epi the same as canyon?

So now we can add pics. AWESOME dude!!! AWESOME

Hey Seun, how can I give you a big hug and kiss

reading through this thread I came to realize that some ppl "just don't get it!" Some of the individual posts amazed me, especially this one above me.

I took a much needed break and just happened upon the results of a word contest sponsored by the Washington Post. Simple rules: take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are just a few that reminded me of that one:

Might any of these 'new' words describe you?

1. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

2. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

3. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn’t get it.

4. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

I posted these just to offer a bit of comic relief, but hey ,  .you never know

The full list of 'new' words can be found here: http://talkni./2008/12/18/washington-post-,  /

goodass:
QUIPS

*scratching head* this one is hard - Pass.

when we go for our physical check up every six months or annually - a de same "touchy-touchy" we getting from our doctor.  so what's wrong if the ladies had a one time check-up.

wearing bikinis

goodass:
For Every Evelyn Likes Smith

_{running out ov good sentences}

@topic

Pain Under Mattress Ache Suddenly


G R A S P

@topic

Girlza

i like watermelon, peace, porridge and peace

when its

Fun Loving Unidentified Naija Guy



F E E L S

yesterday


kiss a boy

can come

Tobago

joyous

dont know


kiss a girl

if goodass

Mukina333

where are the following ppl

iice and stephenP.

i don't go around asking for ppl but these 2 came 2 mind. are thye ok?

where is this lady to interview me b4 12 midnight (my time)?

Aloy.Emeka:
Since you are not a guy, I will conclude that your decision to choose the former is based on sentiments and not how good they look. Furthermore, I think you'll have to be an alaaye to choose those virgins over the pretty lady you are talking about. They don't even come close.
The women mentioned above may be pretty but are not the paragon of beauty for black women at least in my books. Just because they are movie stars is not enough to qualify them as the best black women can do when it comes to beauty. Bimbo Akintola is the shortest woman I've seen in my life.Lol,  I call her mrs Aki na paw paw and she's one of the best actresses in Nigeria but nowhere near Michelin in terms of beauty. I do not support dissing the young ladies anyway, as a matter of fact, I suggest we take it out on Dr Ekemode for taking advantage of these unsuspecting lovely ladies and not the ladies themselves.

Troublemaker.  The point i am trying to make here is - Micheline is no raving beauty/drop dead gorgeous gyal, so who is she to call the three (3) virgins ugly.  We are all beautiful in our own ways.  LEAVE THE VIRGINS ALONE

Aloy.Emeka:
Girl, wealth is like a visitor, it can come and leave any minute.

  True that

debosky:
SHHHH! Tope I just dey play naw.

suh you nuh fi serious?? every time i get my hopes up about a guy, it falls.  ***Ahhwww, sigh*** Well i guess Tope nuh fi "test" you again. 
*sob* _heartbreaker *sob*

Guess I'll contnue to look for my virgin

tope2000:
Abeg comot 4 hia b4 i call busy_body

Hi Tope"

Hope all is well with you and your family. A favour please - Can you "test" Debosky for me and let me know if he's a virgin. me nah trust him Thanks in advance and may God Bless you.

michelin89:
At this point i am afraid to even ask you the kind of guys you like.

I am looking for a VIRGIN who is financially stable (because i am not going to support him), can cook, a good dresser, must be taller than me (above 5'5) smart, intelligent, loves to laugh, into movies and a hard worker.  Ahww, now that was ez. So if you know of any, please send him my way.  Please, Please. . . .ok, I am begging.  

HeatFusion:
Epi, for real, do you know what a metaphor is?

@ topic

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in Nigeria and Jeopardy comes on at 12:30 p.m. instead of 7:30