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Pray and hope you pass your exam. Good luck dear


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princesa:
Note too
Princesa is preparing for an exam
Don’t ask which, just bear it in mind
And please pray for me to pass
So I won’t be here always to rhyme
But that doesn’t mean I retire
So don’t let my thread expire
Thank you

thats all

Did you know that today. . .

1937, Three thousand Ethiopian rebels are massacred by Italian forces on their way to Addis Ababa

Today is the birthday of the Tootsie Roll? Leo
Hirschfield brought the recipe for Tootsie Rolls from his
native Austria. In 1896, he began making the candy bits, which
he named after his daughter Clara (whose nickname was
Tootsie), in his kitchen behind his candy store. He sold the
bits for a penny a piece. Celebrate by eating your favorite
sweet today!

1901, Britain and Germany reach agreement on the border between German East Africa and Nyasaland.
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Today's Inspirational Quote:

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope
that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could
say: I used everything you gave me."

-- Erma Bombeck

I can relate.
I like
Nice!!!

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hansibone:
IF I CRY

Vision of love evolve us both,
Entwined in a passion of a voyage in a love boat,
Intimacies god's felt and men loath,
Love in my mind the end was an oath,

Kisses we shared so deep i fell,
Moments my being dared the word fear,
So into you with ligthing speed i was there,
Heaven ha! I felt my dear,

Time my enemy chose to invade us,
Revealing your face hidden behind white gloss,
Travails of all sort erupted from no cause,
The END was ''Im Leaving '' a dreadful clause,

How then do you think to console me when you try, ?
My love is empty, my heart stack dry,
My being aching for touch i cant let lie,
What then can you do IF I CRY, ?


Hansibone
01/27/2009
11:50

How Men Classify Women

So here is the secret of how men classify women. Read it and learn

1) Guy meets a girl at a party/club/affair. She's classy, sweet, intelligent. But there's no spark! The neurons in his brains don't fire.
They talk and agree to meet for a date. The date goes fine. He takes her home; they exchange numbers,
Here comes the familiar line, ladies: "I'll give you a call."
He ain't gonna call you, Dunce! Don't waste your time sitting by the phone, woman! Why couldn't you feel it? He gave you all the signals! Your phone number left his short termed memory faster than the Concorde! That date crashed and burned! Not your fault. He didn't lose respect for you. It was just biology! At least, I hope you enjoyed the meal.

2) Guy meets a girl at a party/club/affair. She's got that black, miniskirt on; legs like steel pistons; "Ta-Ta's" straining against the material! She's could be intelligent or semi-comatose!
What's he thinking?:
"SEX!, she saying something about her dreams, her life's passions, SEX, She's telling me something about how her family, SEX, Whoa, she's giving me her number! I'm gonna get some! I'm gonna get some! Thank God Almighty, I'm gonna get some!"
His intentions?: Get it! Leave! Make sure I don't make her too angry so that I can't get it again, when I want!
Commitment? Hell no! But he'll lie to make you think that there's a chance for a long term relationship.
Tell her anything to keep the sex coming. "Can't wait to tell my boys how she screamed in the doggie!"

3) Guy meets a girl at a party/club/affair. The universe parts; time stops cold. All of his dreams merge into a singularity!
Sex? He doesn't know what sex is! It never crosses his mind! Hell, he doesn't know what his name is!
This is jaw-dropping time!; praying time, "God, just let me get a chance to talk to her! I'll give all my income to charity; I'll volunteer to help the Special Olympics! Anything! Just give me the chance!"
She, doesn't have to utter a word. His heart was captured with just one vision. He's smitten. This is the Love those obscure writer wrote about through the ages! God, it feels good!

There may be some blending between #1 through #3, but these are the guidelines. Men don't deviate, ladies.
Women, discovering which catagory you fit into is not difficult. Watch his eyes! Listen to the words.
If you are in catagory #1 or #2- Have your fun, but never get committed. Nothing you can do will change his view of you.
If you are fortunate enough to be in category #3.
You don't have to do Sh*t!

vescucci:
Wow, Kay. I didn't know you had it in you.

ditto.

*sigh* all along i thought Kay is Christian like me.

I really enjoy reading this thread. i really do. now where is Princessa to suck my blood