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CultureRe: German Speakers, Where Are You? by Epi: 10:47pm On Feb 27, 2009
Guten abend:

Wie geht es ihnen? ich hab dich lieb. ich vermisse dich (that's what granny say 2 me) cheesy

auf wiedersehen

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FYI, for those who don't know.  Here is how to get the accent when writing in certain languages. USE YOUR ALT KEY. Try holding your alt key and press a number (start with # 130. alt 130 ans so on

eg Press alt 130 (at the same time)
Try this also


Press alt 145 (at the same time)
Forum GamesRe: The Last Person Post Win! by Epi: 9:48pm On Feb 27, 2009
Yep, definitely my last

Je vous aime
Forum GamesRe: First Impression: by Epi: 9:39pm On Feb 27, 2009
a responsible person
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by Epi(op): 9:37pm On Feb 27, 2009
Some Intelligent Zealot Escaped Dakar


H A P P Y
Forum GamesRe: Never Ending Story - Just Two Words by Epi: 9:32pm On Feb 27, 2009
then they
Forum GamesRe: Ask A question,get A Wrong Answer Cont by Epi: 9:31pm On Feb 27, 2009
drinking coke


what's your shoe size?
Forum GamesRe: What Has Life Taught You? by Epi: 9:29pm On Feb 27, 2009
you're supposed to speak when you're spoken to and answer when you're called
Forum GamesRe: Describe Yourself In One Word by Epi: 9:27pm On Feb 27, 2009
content
Forum GamesRe: Words That End With "ing" by Epi: 9:25pm On Feb 27, 2009
replying cheesy
Forum GamesRe: I Never Knew by Epi: 9:24pm On Feb 27, 2009
I never knew my mom speak a language call wolof (african) sneaky
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by Epi: 4:50pm On Feb 27, 2009
*sigh*

Why she “prancing” around criticizing everybody?

The problem is not with him or me

On a bad day, she isn't satisfied till she gets into a fight

All I have for her is “hello, good morning, good afternoon and good night

What’s the matter with you?

Misery loves company?

Mama say “Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you


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LiteratureRe: Did you Know and Great Inspirational Quotes by Epi(op): 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2009
Did you know. . .

. . . that today is National Read Your Warranty Day? Take your car in
for a check-up. Make sure your car is safe.

1964, 27 February
Three hundred missionaries are deported from the Sudan for alleged support for anti-government forces

1842, 27 February
Charlotte Ray, first Black woman lawyer, graduated Howard University

1988 - Debi Thomas 1st Black to win winter Olympic medal
Figure skater Debi Thomas becomes the first African American to win a medal (bronze) at the winter Olympic Games

1869 - Congress Adopts 15th Amendmant
Congress adopted the 15th constitutional amendment, making it illegal for the US or any single government to deny or abridge the right to vote "on account of race, color or previous condition of servitude."

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Today's Inspirational Quote:

"I start with the premise that the function of leadership is
to produce more leaders, not more followers."

-- Ralph Nader
TV/MoviesRe: Rihanna Pix Released by Epi: 10:56pm On Feb 26, 2009
Little Miss Sunshine has been spotted soaking up the sun on the beaches of Mexico, where she and some of her closest friends camped out in a private oceanfront villa in Punta Mita to celebrate her 21st birthday.
According to witnesses, the terrible injuries from the police photo were not visible on her face as Rihanna solemnly strolled the beach in a two piece.

Click on lilnk to read more about Little Miss Sunshine

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=11&ArticleId=3243


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FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by Epi: 9:33pm On Feb 26, 2009
had no breakfast/lunch, yep I'm starving
FamilyFyi - (Families Living In The U.S.A) by Epi(op): 9:20pm On Feb 26, 2009
fyi. 

Just sharing this information. 

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Hello,
 
There’s been a lot of talk about the ‘Stimulus Bill’, often in dribs and drabs, and sometimes right and sometimes wrong.  If you are interested in getting a better grip on what it really is and how it might impact you, I thought you might like to see a summary of the Bill directly from Congress.
 
President Obama signed the ‘Stimulus Bill’ today which includes a number of tax provisions that might impact you in 2009 and beyond.  It is also likely the first of many bills this year that impact the tax law.  I’ve included a link to a very good summary of the bill from the Senate Finance and House Ways and Means committees.  It is fairly lengthy, but easy to skim and pick out provisions that might affect you.  The Bill includes provisions such as :
 
. $400/$800 tax credits to working families in 2009 and 2010.  Income limitations apply.
 
. ‘American Opportunity’ Education Tax Credit.  Expands tax credits for college education.  Income limitations apply.
 
. Refundable First Time Home Buyer Credit of up to $8,000 for first-time home buyers between Jan 1, 2009 and Dec 1, 2009 that is non-refundable if the home is held for three years.  Income limitations apply.
 
. Sales Tax Deduction for Vehicle Purchases in 2009.  Income limitations apply.
 
. Temporary Suspension of Taxation of Unemployment Compensation – suspends federal taxation on first $2,400 of 2009 unemployment compensation.
 
. The AMT patch was extended through 2009 (this is the patch that Congress typically passes late in the year – every year).
 
. Extension of Bonus Depreciation for businesses through 2009.
 
. Tax Credits for Energy Efficient Improvements to Existing Homes.  Extends the $500 lifetime credit for home energy efficiency improvements to $1500, and increases the credit to 30% of eligible improvements from 10%.
 
http://finance.senate.gov/press/Bpress/2009press/prb021209.pdf
 
Jim
 
Jim Flexman CPA
4745 W 136th Street Ste 30
Leawood KS 66224
913.402.6096 (tel)
913.402.6001 (fax)
jim@flexmancpa.com
www.flexmancpa.com
 
This email may contain information that is proprietary in nature or otherwise protected by law from disclosure.  If you receive this transmission in error, please reply to the sender to advise of the error and delete this transmission and any atttachments.
 
IRS Circular 230 Disclosure: To ensure compliance with US Treasury Department regulations, we inform you that any tax advice contained in this communication (including any attachments) is not intended or written to be used, and cannot be used, for purposes of(i) avoiding penalties under20the Internal Revenue Code or (ii) promoting, marketing, or recommending to another party any transaction or matter addressed herein.
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by Epi: 3:45pm On Feb 26, 2009
I am so F***ing sickened by these “me, me me” people.

God why can’t I have this or that?

How about asking God how you can bless someone else.

How about putting someone else needs before yours for a change.

Can you imagine how much more loving our country would be if we learn to think about others before ourselves?

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And how about every f***king morning I have to read negative stuff about Nigerian men.

My husband/boyfriend gave me STD, my husband/boyfriend cheated/ing on me,

My husband/boyfriend comes home in the morning, My husband/boyfriend beats me.

My husband/boyfriend doesn’t like to work.

Just spare me the F***ing drama. 

Here, you want drama? 

Lights, Action, Camera – yea, that should do it.  You just got your F***ing drama on video.

Begging for opinions and then argue with what others say. 

Please just don’t ask if you really don’t want to hear. 

God, I yearn for some positive topics about men

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This computer has got to be the F***king biggest piece of Sh*t I have ever come across or owned. . . .

. . .errr unless those Naughty Boys are at it again. grin grin

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Why people find reasons to “Pick a fight”. 

You are not referring to them and they think/assume “you are referring to them”

Crazy Motha f***ers.


(*Awwww, I feel better now. Picking up my car keys to deliver b4 11am* grin grin grin)
LiteratureRe: My Zone, My Love, My Passion by Epi: 2:43pm On Feb 26, 2009
Olulu:

Awesome poem dude I love it a lot. You are so right about love; however I have a warrant out for Cupid, seriously grin grin

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olulu:
Love is an emotional feeling,
that makes u feel like u are flying,
it goes way more than just a physical attarction,
its more of a fusion of emotions,
devoid of lamentation,
and condemnation.
Though it invovles plenty of expectations,
and anticipation,
making u want to see the person everyday,
and at every opprotunity to have your say.
It takes over ur mind,
puts ur heart in a bind,
consumes ur time,
and makes u gladly spend ur dime.

Love is most times a gain,
but sum times we c more of d pain,
whether gain or pain,
u can always love again,
just make sure u enjoy it,
neva u endure it.
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
TravelRe: Nigerian Traffic Rules by Epi: 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2009
@ Poster:

I should think traffic signals (stop lights) have the same meaning worldwide.
Red=Stop (time for Peds to walk)
Green=Go
Yellow = Prepare to stop

However, I think it’s ok to go through the yellow flashing light but with caution.  Just make sure the road is clear and pedestrians are not crossing the road.  However, I always find myself “mashing” gas when I see that yellow light flashing just to get through before it turns red or green.

I usually stop at the Red light but once in a blue moon I am a red light jumper (once there is no traffic signal camera around and the road is clear)  Last year I went through a red light not realizing the car behind me was a Po-Po car.  They pulled me over and warned me.

If you ask me, I think they should have lessons for pedestrians, seriously. Coz, there are some careless and aggressive pedestrians who cross against the traffic lights.  Some even take the risk while pushing a baby in a stroller.  Then they (pedestrians) have the audacity to “roll-eyes” at you while taking their precious time walking across the street.  Sometimes, I am like “HELLO!!! (foot on the gas),  grin


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LiteratureRe: Did you Know and Great Inspirational Quotes by Epi(op): 2:33pm On Feb 26, 2009
Did you know. . .

. . .that today is the birthday of Grand Canyon National Park?
Congress established the Park in 1919. The Grand Canyon is over
277 miles long and a mile deep and was created more than
six million years ago.

1961, 26 February
Mohammed V, King of Morocco dies, he is succeeded by his son King Hassan II.

~~~

Today's Inspirational Quote:

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I
could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got
to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had
learned in seven years."

-- Mark Twain
Forum GamesRe: I Never Knew by Epi: 1:49am On Feb 26, 2009
I never knew love like this before
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by Epi: 1:48am On Feb 26, 2009
what's there to know
Forum GamesRe: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by Epi: 1:46am On Feb 26, 2009
mind is a terrible thing to waste
Forum GamesRe: Never Ending Story - Just Two Words by Epi: 1:43am On Feb 26, 2009
is not
Forum GamesRe: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters by Epi(op): 1:41am On Feb 26, 2009
Steve Told Anna Respect Thomas



S A S S Y
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by Epi: 1:39am On Feb 26, 2009
Judging from his internet personality . . .Yes
Forum GamesRe: Words That End With "ing" by Epi: 1:37am On Feb 26, 2009
Typing
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by Epi: 9:16pm On Feb 25, 2009
wondering why an express mail takes 4 days to get to someone in Nigeria


STRUUUUUPES angry
Forum GamesRe: Never Ending Story - Just Two Words by Epi: 9:13pm On Feb 25, 2009
handsome man
RomanceRe: My Husband Cheated On Me by Epi: 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2009
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FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by Epi: 4:45pm On Feb 25, 2009
liver saute in garlic and butter tongue with a glass of water

Bon Appetit
Forum GamesRe: First Impression: by Epi: 4:32pm On Feb 25, 2009
a darling
a gentleman
a sweetheart
Forum GamesRe: Words With Multiple Meanings(game) by Epi: 4:31pm On Feb 25, 2009
fufu = Nigerian dish (in the food section) and c'bean term for idiot or stupid

I can't deal with this fufu gyal, seriously

I had fufu and chicken last night undecided

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