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The devil is involved in this case

GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply
my
message, don't you have my time?
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the
network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don't love me; ignore my
message, if you really love me; reply me.
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending
failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our
relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I'm fed up of this shit!!!
(message sent).

WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara
as
a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
King jnr
(1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln
(1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is
poverty
- Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael
Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of
anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional
school without experiencing a strike, has never
been
to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
8 ). He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook
yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is
either
looking for job or needs money badly - Barack
Obama................

Help me sort out this PROBLEM:In a family where the husband earns #40,000 every month, and the wife earns #1million every month and they both work in d same company, and the kids are lacking parental care and love. who among them should resign to take care of the kids?

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Good morning fellow NL, this might not be directly for you but you can rebroadcast until it gets to the right people. The Bitter Truth about PDP, APC and You! Must
Read.
Buhari child Zara Is Paying Over 12million Naira.
as School Fees Developing Her Future and
Career.
*Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To
London For Studies and Residence while
Developing Their Career and living In
Affluence.....
*Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad
Schooling....
*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and
Living in Affluence, They Are All Developing and
Investing In their Children To Continue To Rule
Us After They Are Gone.....
You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing
APC and PDP Customized Vest And Polo,
Chanting "Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying
Umbrellas Chanting "Transformation" Killing
Yourself, Fomenting Trouble and Constituting
Nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts that
can't make you a better person...... Stop Being A
Disgrace To Your Discipline,
Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP
Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of
Politicians For You...
They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't
Use You As A Thug / Propagandist.
If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To
the Street For Campaign And Jonathan Will not
Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To The
Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace
To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading
Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up
Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children
and Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing
APC Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I
seen Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP
Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone In the
Street.... To whom brain is given, Sense is
expected!
Just Vote. No violence, Have a great week
ahead.
Share this until it get to someone... You might
save a life.
This Election is today's, a lot of
innocent people might use their life to vote.... Don't
be one of them. Use your head.....
Let me end this by saying again..... To whom
brain is given, Sense is expected!

EbirichBen:
ITS ONLY IN NIGERIA WHEN THEY ASK ALL ANIMAL THAT HAVE HORN TO COME FOR MEETING, SNAIL WILL ATTEND.

Hmmmmm,what has that got to Do with with topic

igorekpengmail:
Guy as per south-south concerned, na that time I go flash the idiot and ashewo with my tecno, then we go no hu go kill each other. No dulling.

Guy look out for another job before that yoruba man f**k all una women finish for there. Infact its a western trait.

sometimes,I think there nothing in ur cranial cavity,I guess am right,how u take knw saw the man na yoruba man

I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in the plane. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I can't die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said: "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Goodluck Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with GMBuhari and a little school girl. GMBuhari said to the little girl" take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. GMBuhari asked her: "How come?" The little girl replied: Goodluck Jonathan took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. Please don't laugh alone

A teacher asked his students, 1+1=?
A student stood up and said 4.
A man passing by overheard the answer
He shake his head and said to himself
My God, Jonathan will not kill us in this
country
Every thing has increase,
Transport fare, fuel price, nomination
forms,
WAEC, NECO, JAMB Form
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone
up to be
4!!!

If I hear

adanduka:
GEJ till Boko Haram ceases to exist

how

Lol,pursue mama peace

Na wetin sugar daddy won chop,na him kill am,superwoman don Get him, he go dance shoki reach heaven

Hmmmm

#TEAMVIRGIN#

And

Eeya,see the husband Looking clueless,as if he doesn't knw what's going on, just like he was forced to marry that lady

.

He try Sha,buh how this one take concern me na

Hmmmmmm

Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

from ur stupid username,I don knw say u no get sense,if u're christain and u AV engage in that principle,u won't come here with ur empty brain box to type rubbish

yea

Horluwahighdee:
tanx bro r u also a chemist

Horluwahighdee:
thankz sir?! just offered admissn 2 study...industrial chemistry

congrate,so lucky,see u on top

Justcash:
Lagos is ripe for advanced political reasoning and multi-ethnic governance. Lagos state is miles ahead of other states in Nigeria. Many Nigerians from other ethnic groups are more Lagosian than their original ethnic group. The state should lead the way in showing other states the beauty of multi-ethnic governance in Nigeria.

All these ethno-religious considerations impede the unity and progress of Nigeria. The minds of the new generation is corrupted by such considerations. In Lagos, kids are born together and mix up with eachother in playgrounds, school, churches and mosques without caring about ethnicity. It is only the grounded TRIBALISTIC social system that separates them and causes strife, suspicion and ethnic hatred as soon as they evolve into adulthood.

If we are indeed NIGERIANS, we should be seen as being Nigerian first before being Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Efik, Urhobo, Tiv etc. Lagos, as a cosmopolitan city, must lead the way.

bros,na pure rubbish u dey type,I no think say u read am,maybe na typographical error,let he igbo start by. nominating a yoruba man as d Vice governor of one of their state,

Justcash:
Lagos is ripe for advanced political reasoning and multi-ethnic governance. Lagos state is miles ahead of other states in Nigeria. Many Nigerians from other ethnic groups are more Lagosian than their original ethnic group. The state should lead the way in showing other states the beauty of multi-ethnic governance in Nigeria.

All these ethno-religious considerations impede the unity and progress of Nigeria. The minds of the new generation is corrupted by such considerations. In Lagos, kids are born together and mix up with eachother in playgrounds, school, churches and mosques without caring about ethnicity. It is only the grounded TRIBALISTIC social system that separates them and causes strife, suspicion and ethnic hatred as soon as they evolve into adulthood.

If we are indeed NIGERIANS, we should be seen as being Nigerian first before being Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Efik, Urhobo, Tiv etc. Lagos, as a cosmopolitan city, must lead the way.

bros,na pure rubbish u dey type,I no think say u read am,maybe na typographical error,let he igbo start by. nominating a yoruba man as d Vice governor of one of there state,

Horluwahighdee:
wat of industrial chemistry, no place

pure and industrial chemistry should be there,this ppl just name course with lips,they don't knw what is all about,rubbish list with pure and industrial chemistry,cuz it is d most useful aspects now

Pure and industrial chemisry should be there

Google has revealed its self-driving car and has said that it is ready to hit the road in the New Year.
The driverless car looks a lot like the early prototype that Google unveiled in May. But that didn’t even include working headlights, while the new version is ready to drive around.
The car is going to be driving around Google’s test track over the holiday period, before taking to the roads Google’s homeland of Northern California in the New Year. While it does so, the car will be controlled by safety drivers, who have access to temporary manual controls when the car needs it.
The steering wheel and pedals will eventually be removed, Google said when it announced the project in May. It hopes that eventually the inside of the car will just be two seats, seatbelts, a place for luggage, buttons to start and stop the car and a screen that shows the route.
Since the car was first unveiled earlier in the year, the company has been working on both typical car parts, like steering and breaking, and the engineering required to make the car able to drive itself, such as the sensors inside and the computer that will power it. All of those systems have come together in the first working version of the car to be unveiled.
An artist's impression of the Google car, released when it was unveiled in MayDriverless cars are set to begin trials in the UK in January, as part of a scheme run by the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills. But safety experts have warnedthat the cars could be hacked by terrorists and hackers bent on creating chaos and crashes on Britain’s roads.