₦airaland Forum

kingreign:
Not always true, a 3L i4 will consume more fuel than a 2.5l V6

name the car plz that has a 3L i4 plz

slimstuff:
Am an auto mobile engineer working with coscharis. In my section, jaguar and land rover. The highest issue we have is roadside mechanics. After they have done there try and error. They bypass module cos they are not land rover license dealers and does not have the new diagnostic machine with user name to programs modules. No special tools they break connectors and cause high resistance, and open circuit spoiling expensive models. Am typing this message inside an f405 autobiography supercharged that they have spoiled the harness. Now they man have change the whole engine harness. Save your self stress. If you use economy cars like toyota take it to brisco, if premium cars like royce, bmw, jaguar and land rover. Go to Coscharis. How many road side knows how to use pedoscope. Cars are baby treat them like one.

cool . Plz nxt time snap what you are doing to drive your point home more.

sooperrescue:
Once you program a key, the remote access is programmed also. Except for the type of your range, if it's lost and there is no spare, then we order from bearmach in the UK

Ok but won't they need to plug thier key programmers into the Range cos that's what they did when I got a replacement for mine though

Naughtysite:
You have been rolling with QUACKS.

Educated or Non Educated.

A professional is a professional.

FORD was not educated but invented ford motors.

Nothing pains me like quacks handling any of my jobs, that is why i know a little about everything.

From design to construction to auto diagnosis.

The guy who fixes all the Lexus, Landcruiser, Prado and Hilux in my state governor's convoy is not a graduate.

You cannot fix those cars if you are not Educated . So your guy is educated in his own way . He definitely can read and write . He can Xplain the concept of what he is doing . Goes straight to the faulty area . Not use wire to test different releys and end up frying ur ECU .

bdek:
(educated mechanic) did you read this part in the paragraph (The car is currently with my auto-electrician (Very educated Auto-electrician) who said something needs to be changed in the gear. He said the speed sensor (which is perfectly ok) is not being turned by the gear and hence speedometer still stagnant at zero reading. When he turned the speed sensor with his fingers, the speedometer responded but when connected to the gear, it remains stagnant.
He has checked everything every other electrical faults/signal/sensor that may be responsible but none of this seem to be the problem.[s][/s])

what is the make and model plus year of your car ?

noeloge82:
This pics is confusing cos can a dead hand hold an axe upright without going down or is their some spiritual forces supporting that even the standing toes looking so fresh or is it a scripture masquerade shrine cos even most of the tired Skull looks?

not a real skeleton that one.

pafestula:
Experience is the best teacher, education is overrated in Africa.

Bill Gate is not the most brilliant in the world.

Steve Jobs nko?

What about C Ronaldo ?

Messi ?

Operah Winfrey?

Even Seun Osewa and so on, they are making it on their own, while many Msc holders are kidnappers, etc

Oga everyone you mentioned where educated, and are still being educated.waht they have where basic education, they can all read and write .
you do not need University to be Educated,my dad Is a chatt Acc, he had that yrs b4 he decided to go Uni

Rhotiz:
To be sincere we have uneducated ones that knows d job more thsn d educated ones
likewise vice-versa
It's God's blessing that matters on one's Professional
But being educated z d best .Trust me

My guy, this is true of Old cars

homeboy205:
Educated mechanic are worse bro they go just dey use big big English scam you because they know Lagos people are very Porshe. Very soon now we go get educated vulcanizer on road side in Lagos

Do you have any proof to this,can u take your 2013 LExus to an un educated Mechanic if it refuse to start?
can Honda/Nisaan.T|oyota refer you to a non educated mechanic for servicing your car?
can an uneducated mechanic read your car manual and tell you what grade of Oil you need or waht level of coolant you need?
how can they interpret your OBD11 diagnostics?

honmusa:
Educated Mech will charge you much more and you will have a permanent fix but a illiterate Mech will charge you little or next to nothing but will make you keep coming still you sell the car out of frustration .
I must admit that today's cars are complex and smart systems and will require a smart and above average educated professional to understand it ,so tell me where does the illiterate mechanic now come in except to help you to remove and dismantle tough bolt and screws.
I have been able to fix a whole lot of cars that i have not even touched before within just a few minutes with those same cars been written off by countless no of mechanics .The whole secret is basic education in theory of engineering principle .If you get the theory right ,practical will be a piece cake.

Correct dude

This goes without saying, There is no Mechanic o n nairaland that is not Educated,
The non Educated mechanic has limitations, and its manifesting in the repair of new models
The Educated Mechanics are upgrading and learning new ways of doing things and have embraced the OBD diagnostics which are now the basis for all new car.When you are sick you go for diagnosis, when your car is sick it too should go for diagnosis, try and error whil deff fry ur car and cost you more.Imagine a mechanic telling you to remove your thermostat(Uneducated) cos they cannot upgrade themselves.
My advice if you co me across an uneducated mechanic, advice them to get educated, its never too late.

HardMirror:
Nigeria Emerging World Power. Signs $500billion Contract With Russia?

Today 27th October, 2016 is a great day in Nigeria's History. Russia is ready to pay Nigeria a whooping $500Billion to provide Russia military support no other nation can provide.

General Vladisko Mikil who represented the president of russia in this Historic day said russia has identified some key areas were Nigeria can help with their military. These areas are as follows.

1. African Bullet Proof

2. EGBE: Power to teleport (disappear and appear at another location)

3. Oruka. Magic ring. Which their spies can use to make their enemies fall and start shaking like fish out of water.

4. Ounde. Power belt that would make their soldiers invincible

5. Oyela. A tortoise shell necklace That would boost the intelligence of their troops and even make them able to hear the thoughts of their enemies.

6. Ina Aye. Mysterious spiritual fire.

7. Spiritual slaps. They see the applications of this in embarrassing other presidents in public.

8. "Enter and sweep" this works by hanging a broom at the door step, if anyone tries to steal from such a house, he wld endup sweeping the whole compound till he is released. This would be used to protect their presidential villa. No need for security alarms anymore.

9. Asasi. This would be used in making their enemies run mad. this has been tested on Donald Trump and russia are very pleased with the results

General Vladisko said paying $500 billion is a small price for them to pay to be able to have access to all this powers from Nigeria.

Nigeria's president said he is happy that our tradition is finally making the country more money than oil has made for the country in 16 years of our democracy.

Russian Researchers are presently in Ogun state and Anambra state to learn from our local priests so they can go back and boost their military.

Reacting to this development, America's Secretary General said the United States has always been scared of Nigeria because of the spiritual powers Nigeria possess. Which is more than all their technologies and military equipments.

Blah blah blah....

If all those stories you hear about African Power were true, this is the type of news that would be making our headlines

USE YOUR COMMON SENSE AFRICA.

Pls if you are so sure all those powers are real. Do yourself and your generations to come some good. Go and get those powers, they are worth a lot of money in the hands of world powers. I am sure vladmir Putin is willing to pay billions to be able to disappear and appear inside the pentagon's top secret archives. Why use these powers for disappearing from accidents only?

Thus Guy, you just made my day ahahaha

sooperrescue:
We can get you a spare key

do u guys do teh remote keys as well?

macsilver:
Thank you very much!
Even without jacking the tyre, it moves. And not just the tyre but the "iron" holding it firm

You got a bearing/hub problem, or U might have a sturd problem, thats when your wheel bolts are acting as if the village witches are twisting them at night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6Kh4FKPlY

Rasheedgafar1:
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And you do not have a website all you have is a mobil number
abeg go drink garri

macsilver:
Hello. Please I have a Volkswagen Bora (2003)
And just recently I noticed the back tyre of the passenger's seat at the other side was scratching the absorber and the tyre was really bent when I look at it from behind (when the car is parked). When I tried asking some few mechanics, some said it is Bushin while others say it is back hassle and that I have to change the entire back hassle for about 40,000 in naira. A closer look from another mechanic made me realise that it is bent. And can be straightened but might not last. I don't have that kind of money. What do I do please?


Secondly, is it advisable to wash my engine? What's the negative effect?

Be very careful when washing ur engine,give it to the steamers and make sure you electrics are protected
Take your car to the Alignment guys, they will sort you out waht ever it is but for staters, jack the said tyre up and hold it at 9 and 3 oclock shake it if there is play.

kingreign:
Oghene biko! in this modern era This speech still dey exist?
Biko Abeg, go buy wheel narrow or bicycle or cart or something. Avoid petrol powered vehicle.

which on B oghene biko, V6 would consume petrol than L4, 6 cylinder and 4 cylinder, what do you think?

spyder880:
Stocking up on more materials. ......

How I wish I can stock up on cement

warchild00:
Guessed as much... Big Car Big Wahala... Do you know how i can get a spare key for my car

I'm sure U can cut nd code those keys right there

sooperrescue:
Ok, you can get one in Dubai though. Or yes, i know someone that owns one. Let me call him and I will revert back to you

Thanks waiting

If that is all they have then I'm sorry to say no CASE
so with all the wasted resources and surveillance they did they don't have any evidence to prove these guys where fraudsters ?

Sibrah:
that means exporters of good and service will get more for their efforts if the meet intl quality.

and that's what our govt should promote, abolish export duty.make easy for is to export goods and services.
look at the UK for example the weak pounds meant the Economy grew by near %0.5 today . Cos of export

Rubyventures:
does anyone know what the pounds rate is?

to send from the UK to Nigeria via high st 3rd party Agent it's N555

Horlufemi:
We should think deeply we need to end dependency on dollar. Science is the way.

Even science is sold in Dollars

dainformant:
The newly installed Benin monarch, Oba Ewuare II, was all smiles as he was paid homage to by a white woman at his palace in Edo state. The woman prostrated before the happy Oba -to the delight of the crowd present. See pictures below;

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/oba-of-benin-all-smiles-as-white-woman.html

I thought he was not meant to smile hence he covered his mouth

Great.they should face the EFCC
also thier Oga at the top

Logician:
Thought he willingly offered to return the cash or DSS forced him or even made the statement on his behalf.

Your guess is as good as mine
Dansuki comes to mind.
very soon we would be hearing statements from him via EFCC

So wen U steal and return the Money you ate free to go ahahaha zombies

lifestyle1:
If naira appreciate against the dollar it won't make front page but if it's otherwise it will hit the front page quickly.

And I got same dollar for #320 from a bank.

Smh

what Bank plz?and when was the last time Naira appreciate against the green back ?

Ademoore07:
That is at blackmarket. U can buy dollar for 305 naira at sell at 306 naira in all nigerian banks. I wish all these black marketer should be banned and arrested. They are the one destroying our economy

why don't you go to the Bank and buy @the rate yoy just said . If not the BDCS hustling there won't B even 100 dollars in Nigeria as we speak . Y don't the FG increase the limit of greenback we can bring in .

goldedprince:
recieve sense

so he was wrong bah

jpphilips:
The article says it all so why are you asking me? the article said that what it was originally proposed for has been postponed to the 2017 budget.
dailies are not for the mentally weak, because you hear APC and PDP on radio doesn't means you have a clue how governance works.
Who told you virement is a loan? are you sure you finished primary school?
When you see topics you don't understand, shut up and move on!! you must not comment!!

Im sure you just heard of the word VIREMENT the first time in your life and thanks to Google.
and for you to make ur point known you have to tell me to shut up right?
VIRENMENT is just a french word , if it was English it would be transfering funds from a sector which do not need it now to one that needs it, waht I was asking is,what if there was a need for that money? you talking about it being postponed, did they also postpone the needs of the people?look at the IDP camp, someone cleared grass with millions, was that not early intervention funds?
They are complaining about NYSC, why not scrap it?We do not have no national service in the west, its wate of time
They are complaining about EMbasseys, why not scrap some to save cost, afterall CANADA do not have an Embassy in Nigeria.
My Council due to govt shortfall had to save £50m in two years,
The are closing non essential services, they did seek virement but it was at the end of the financial year not in section.This is a LGA with bank of England backing
Even the central government did same CUT cost,
I may not know about Governance but I sure know about Budget cos I have to budget for my staffs at work and its same principle.
So stop shouting, increasing your voice instead improve your argument.