₦airaland Forum

coputa:
I do,Na God o.The heart of man is desperately wicked. It was Amara Tochi in singapore,the govt.refused OBJ plea.

Ndibuna:
I mean my friend went for a thick lady with big front and back without considering that after childbirth things will increase beyond proportion. I mean even slim girls tend to add weight after childbirth but my friend thought his wife will remain that way not knowing what was waiting for him.

It's even better to marry a slim woman of which you know after childbirth she will still add weight but this time it will be to your taste

coputa:
You can collect,but endeavour to see the content.I do collect,but i always insist to see the content first.especially if i am coming from Asia.That is their hot bed.

VoteTinubu2023:
He only wanted to "japa at all costs" like our educated Nigerians preach on the internet.

So, there is a limit not to be crossed when "japa-ing"? Several lives have been lost, breadwinners killed, working men/women defrauded because someone somewhere wants to japa. This is not new.


Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

sekundosekundo:
APC see your Jagaban ololololo e don dey fall ololololo buga oooo �

Bases:
I was searching for the certificate of a course I once did and came across one of my primary school receipt. Although I'm good at keeping documents but didn't know I still have this primary school receipt. I feel nostalgic seeing this . Many of my age mate may not find anything of such even close to late 90s
Oya send any old school fees receipt or document that is over 30 years if you have any.

SmartGeneral:
So, why can't they get kidney from any of the people in that picture??

Oh, I forgot, the life of a poor man is worthless in Nigeria.

famto4luv2004:
Coming back from �� after lockdown, Dis niggar begged me to drop stuff for his wife I initially declined but later accepted only if he can open the package for me to see na so there story ended.

ojesymsym:
For the sake of other Nigerians, I hope that at least the immigration passport is not fraudulently acquired, because our passport has been believed accepted for a while now as being documented, any sign that it is not will open another Pandora on our already scrutinized travelilng documents.

PROUDIGBO:
Hehehehehe

Admittedly it took a long time in coming, but las las Eriokanmi eyes don open! Any wailing-wailers form still available so we can give Eriokanmi one to fill?

HeroicMeastro:
This one na old tactics we already know

Carlosdd:
Any Nigerian supports Peter Obi need his brain resuscitate after panama papers indictment

Perfectbeing:
So how old do you think Tinubu is? Take a guess

Yamiriflathead:
We don't want high IGR again
Go back to your states and contribute it to ur states IGR
Why do u like to develop other pipos lands like this, leaving yours in total disarray? Dem swear for u?

Perfectbeing:
Read through everything first before you ask questions.

And before I answer you, do you accept or deny that Tinubu have a university certificate?

Yamiriflathead:
Any Yoruba man trying to appease the ibos at this modern time and age is a big mumu. Nothing a yoruba does pleases them, they must complain

Perfectbeing:
I was taking the third Accounting class and equally working as a security guard at a construction site. They were very serious with their kind of security. You just had to do that job. There were about six points with six clocks at the site, which the security man must wind every hour and with a dog in hand. So, there was never a chance of trying to catch a nap. As I was doing my accounting assignment, I fell asleep. I was dead asleep! The inspector came to the site and found me sleeping, with my head on my books. He simply pulled the register and wrote: ‘I have been here. You were sound asleep. So, see me tomorrow.’ When I woke up, I found that Skiddo (the dog’s name) was gone, and then the register. I just went to a corner, cleaned my face and concentrated on my assignment because I knew the job was already gone.

There were instances in which I and few of my friends would sneak into the truck of musicians, like the late Adeolu Akinsanya and Roy Chicago, without knowing where they were travelling to for musical performances. We would hide ourselves in their instrument trucks. There was a particular day when we did that and found ourselves in Ado-Ekiti, somewhere I had never been before. We did not know that he was going to perform at Christ’s School, Ado Ekiti. We had no money to return to Lagos and were stranded there. We couldn’t follow them back to Lagos because they were headed for another location, where they had a show. We managed to get to Lagos by jumping on a cocoa truck that was coming to Lagos.

Can you tell us those your friends with whom you played pranks?

Tunde Badejo, Bolaji Agaba, Rasheed Abina, Tunde Adeyemo, the late Sola Popoola… We really had a good time. There was a particular time 11 of us packed ourselves in a Volkswagen Beetle and headed to the University of Ibadan through Majidun/Ikorodu Road for the Havana Nite. As we were going through Majidun, one of the car’s tyres burst and we had a serious accident. I thank God that I am alive to tell the story

In the midst of these, when did it strike you to travel out of the country?

I was lucky. Even though I was ambitous about travelling out of the country, particularly as my friends like Folabi Salami and Tokunbo Maxwell had just travelled to Germany, I would say that I was just lucky.
Others, like Nurudeen Olowopopo, of blessed memory, and Sola Popoola headed for the United States and it remained Tunde Badejo, Bolaji Agaba and myself. So, the three of us were determined that we must get out of Nigeria, too. I went to Ikenne, with my late sister, for a big ceremony. We had gone to pick bottles of Coca-Cola from the cold room and wanted to quickly return to the St. Saviour’s Church, where my sister was. There was a sudden rain of bullets and had we not been rushing to the church to ensure that we didn’t miss what was going on there, I would have died. The young man that was standing with me was hit. He slumped and died.

Based on the sad incident and how I had narrowly missed death, my family said to me: ‘This boy, you have always said that you wanted to travel out of the country, it is time to do so.’ So, my mother gathered some money, sold her trinkets to make up for the remaining part of my allowances and joined it with proceeds from the sale of the Volkswagen Beetle given to me by my uncle, the late Ganiyu Tinubu, who used to work at Simpson Street, Ebutte-Metta. He had a Beetle car he bought from a Canadian and had it converted into a convertible, which I used to drive. Nobody taught me how to drive. He asked that I sell it and add the proceeds to the money I needed for my trip. That was what I did.

The MD of Mobil, Bob Parker, thought I was crazy when I told him I wanted to join politics. I also told the Finance Director, Akinyelure, that I wanted to join politics and use my brain for my country and that I couldn’t continue to be an armchair critic. The two of them could not believe what I said. They said, given my career path in Mobil, if there was any chance of anybody becoming something there, then I would be the one. I stood my ground and said I would give it a try.

PresidObi:
Nigerians are asking these questions:

1. Which schools did Tinubu attend his primary and secondary schools?
2. Can't he go back for a reprint of his credentials even if they were burnt?
3. Why filling blank on the forms, doesn't he remember the names of his own schools?
4. Which years was he in the schools, let's see if he had any classmates.

Vickho:
with your 5% vote?
Na with mouth Dem dey take win election for your village?
Obi isn't fit to handle the amount of headache Buhari has left behind in this country.
The cap fits Tinubu and Tinubu I shall support, me and my family and generations shall serve him and he shall rule us in this country forever