₦airaland Forum

Organs:
Bros, be truthful here pls for Gods sake, you heard the girl cry out? You heard the girl say they were doing the doo and the guy somersaulted twice already? I dont understand you sir. Pls be straight forward and clear? What exactly did you, Eriokanmi witness in this story

. You're a comedian. It was a long story but I can share even though people could still doubt it. The girl ran out of the room panting. She said she needs help that something has happened to corper T. I asked like what and she left the corridor immediately shouting please help me oooo. And asking people to come and see. But before then I was already with him. He was on his shots and singlet, looking weak in one corner. There and then, people rushed in. One man asked me, kopa has he moved from that position since you entered and I said no. He said the girl said he summersaulted twice and I was like how? I've never heard of such before. It was kinda strange so i asked but he wasn't talking. the man went straight to him and asked prople to get him wire or a tie quickly, tied his hands and legs. I learnt magun isn't new in that village but I never knew how it worked until that day. We dey use am dey joke sef So, the man asked the girl to lead him to her dad and the dad later came with something like dark water. Gave the guy drink. He went to sleep for hours.

nedekid:
Watin bi dis?

disrespect

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EastGold:
Can there be any peace in Edo election?

yes and yes, if thugs aren't imported. A week after election is too far for both the winner and lower to dine at same table. That's edo for you. Only desperate people from outside want to divide us. I just pity oshiomohle for allowing himself to be used in this election because we no go ever forget.

kingxsamz:
Naso.
Nice lie anyway.
Only you see where police dey pursue thief with car, only you see where police they shoot thief wey dem suppose arrest in front of a huge crowd. Only you witness where person somersault after having sex with a girl.
Nice lies anyway.

well, I regret sharing these. I should have kept my mouth shut

Organs:
Did you witness the event sir?

only when the girl cried out. It was in the corper's Lodge. I was marking my students' scripts outside I knew the time she visited and she's been coming b4. She's not a teenager. She was around 19. You know how old village students can be by the time they get to ss3. But she's very intelligent. I used to see her with the guy always coaching her.

Organs:
Your story sounds very fake bro. Firstly, people having sex will be naked and alone. Now in whatever time it took, someone already somersaulted twice and had to wait till the girl ran out, called people and they asked the girl that ran out maybe naked, without fear of exposure to get help the count and she said twice? and they held the guy and then called the dad. Maybe if you increase the number of somersault count before death to 30 or 40, then your story might be believable.

oh well, from what I learnt that day, summersaulting after being charmed having sex with magun-laced female doesnt occur during sex oo but afterwards and e get some triggers. Some, if you drink water after sex while some happen, after crossing a river or after seeing someone pass or eating okro, etc, so I wouldn't know what triggered his own. One man said if the husband of the woman wants to disgrace the man , he could set a cock as a trigger. Once a cock crows and he hears, thats it and summersault isn't continuous. It's within a space of minutes.

kingxsamz:
Bro, this your lie make sense o.
So after a police man died, the second one decided to shoot, and the bullet flew out of the gun and hit the shooter on his head.
and all these happened right in front of you.

joke apart I witnessed it. I was coming from aptec computer institute that day located in the old Nigeria Airways building by liberty stadium ibadan when the smugglers ran past with all manners of goods in the cars they were driving. Na who I wan impress here nah? Nobody. Even if I was the one who read it here, I'd also find it hard to believe. Fear catch me that day

Organs:
This story prove you went to a mushroom school. You did not graduate university or Polytechnic bro...

really? Why did the girl rush out of the room after the guy summersault? Could it also be a coincidence that the girl's dad also gave him a concoction to drink after several pleas? I didn't understand what you meant pls.

FYI. I graduated from UI agric econs with 2.1

Ask anyone of Edoboi in my dept, class of 2014

kingxsamz:
Unfortunately, Nigerians don't think.
I've always wondered why they're always clothed.
If it were a case of where a husband caught his wife with another man, we see them naked.
Only mumus swallow stories like this.

aww

Pavillon:
This short story make sense die.
You fit write am give Ibrahim Chatta

im not lying bros. And I didn't write it to impress anyone. I witnessed it

majamajic:
Ahhhhhhh , I witnessed this magun stuff in orile lagos long time ago , the 2 of them later died , the husband of the woman refused to come , he said he knew why they are calling him to come back from travel , they both died later in the evening as from early in the morning , cos the guy go sleep over .

I know of 2 people who died of magun. One of them was my brother's close friend.He was such a nice man. I don't want to talk about that pls.

deltateam:
Bros abeg finish your tori.

They must go with him as escorts or to ensure they must arrest him.

Which one?

lol. I went my way. One of the officers shot in the air to disperse the crowd now dumped the body of their fallen officers in their patrol van they've been chasing the smugglers with. It was a complete mess, like when you're watching a nollywood movie

KingAzubuike:
There's nothing like jazz. Wake up from your slumber.

hmmm. Okay what would you call that? Faulty gun or what? had someone else narrated this to me, I'd have found it hard to believe. It was like watching a nollywood movie that day

majamajic:
Sorry which village this happened ?

somewhere in ilaje LGA in ondo

KingAzubuike:
Is this thing real? It's not scientifically proven

magun no sabi science oo. Charm dey for real . You don see where dem shoot pesin for chest and the bullet commot for handle? I've seen it live before in oke ado ibadan when about 13 smugglers drove cars into town one evening from cotonou. See police dey chase dem. Somewhere around first gate of liberty stadium the chief smuggler stopped and asked his team to also park. He confronted the police team chasing them and said, you asked for money on the expressway, I offered you but you refused. I wanted to give you one car instead but you refused so what are you now doing in the city? The oga for the police com veex say, shey na me you dey talk to like dat, you dey craze? I go shoot you now and noting go happen. The man said, whosai! You no fit. The police man now aimed the chief smuggler in the chest and the bullet came out of the gun butt and hit the policeman, na die instanta. The second officer did same, the bullet commot hit am for head, see as head take scatter. The remaining 4 officers now said wherever he goes, they must go with him see crowd. I can't forget the event. Jazz dey oo magun dey too.

Who says magun is a hoax? Please don't near village girls. My fellow corper who served in same village with me summersaulted 2 times in the room while he was with one fine village girl on a broad day light. Her dad must have been suspecting her movement. He now laced her with magun. The girl cried out for help as she already knew what happened and people rushed in and asked the girl if he hasn't summersaulted the 3rd time which she said no. They now grabbed this guy and tied him well to prevent him from summersaulting the 3rd time after which it would have been over for him. They invited the girl's dad and begged him. He now said he wanted her daughter too to go to the university so, he doesn't want anything to truncate the dream he had for her, now gave him something to drink. The girl too was brilliant. In short since then, na to keep my tin where e dey oo, till I finish my nysc

E don dey happen. Anyone who thinks the 2 associations are at loggerheads is the greatest mumu. Yorubas get sense oo. Now that they've started, no going back be dat. You may think they're working against each other whereas, they're not. I've always said this, if they want to leave, na sense dem go apply, no be by violence. We sef go join.

garfield1:
Am very disappointed in you,very very.it shows you are not honest,you have been lying all along because you love pdp and hate apc.even if you want pdp,why can't you be objective? Must you comment by force? You said pdp has never insulted pastor abi? Even a child knows that Crusoe osagie is the chief insulter in edo.who is putting billboards allover edo state to ridicule pastor and oshiomhole? Who is calling pastor a cultist and an acid thrower? Should I count how many times shuaibu has insulted apc? Was it not just yesterday where a thread about another billboard insulting apc was posted here? Who is the one responsible for the "edo no be lagos" chants? How many times has obaseki said he is contesting against oshio and not pastor? Should I post all the threads of pdp insulting pastor for you?

For this lies,apc will humiliate pdp more in edo.please respect yourself in this fora

those were not insults but facts.

Naija brains scattered all over the world building their economy. Back home, all we have are inept and corrupt leaders who would never give the best brains a chance and the gullible youths keep running after them in spite of the glaring corrupt practices traceable to them. E.g. the 2 bullion vans ushered into an ikoyi home of one politician like that

The time to scrutinise any future members of the NBA to avoid bringing further disrepute to the legal profession. No single lawyer from the north would say he or she isn’t happy with the spate of insecurity in nigeria because its in line with their agenda to declare a caliphate in the north and send packing the original owners who don't share same ideas and religion with them.

They can't but be on the side of elrufai based on this. Whoever says we are one in this country is deceiving him or herself. Any association where there's unity, it's because no northerner is a member yet. The moment one single northerner joins, there would be issues upon issues because they always think upside down

Tareq1105:
Thank God it was not PDP team that had accident. Obaseki would have blamed Oshomole if they were the one involved in the accident.

Obaseki would have shouted to high heaven that Oshiomole arranged the accident to kill him.

accident is different from shooting. Pdp can't go and behind shooting their fellow party members when they're not mad

One4me:
Which kain Maturity be that?
Do you not know who was behind the Trailer that drove into Iyamu and Oshiomole's convoy or dont you know that such entourage usually has security and outrides and a Trailer, except on purpose by those in Power, should not be anywhere near the convoy?

Witch cry Yesterday, Pikin die Today.... WHo no sabi say na the Witch kill the Pikin?
Im come dey form Crocodile Condolence over here, very crafty thief
God Pass dem, Osho-Baba nor dey go anywhere.

fear God

sirelliotofafri:
Which development did Ize-Iyamu bring to Edo State?
He served in one of the worse Government d world can ever think of.Youre here talking what I don't know.
You must high on sth serious.Mtchew

they're lagos and osun people telling us fake stories . They're so emotional about apc as a party irrespective of the personality and reputations of the candidate vying for an electoral office, so long as he or she is a member of the apc, they're fine. Shame!

jrusky:
You misquoted me bro I'm a full time Obaseki supporter. My statement is directed to apc liars who want to assisinate Obaseki and said faked Armed Robber fell a tree to blocked the road.

How can armed fell a tree and chose the route Obaseki was passing?

Why didn't the armed fell the tree last week when Obaseki not on that route?

All is a lie from.apc quarter so no one will point finger to Oshio gorilla and Kabaka hippo bollock as the suspect.

apologies
They have lost already. 4+4=8

jlinkd78:
Maturity on d part of Obaseki. RIP to d dead

yes. Since the beginning of the campaigns, its only apc, Oshomole and ize-iyamu that have been calling obaseki names. If that's what they meant by their issues-based campaigns, then it's unfortunate. I've never heard one single insult from the mouth of obaseki and that's the difference between leadership and touts. He's been suing for peace all along. Rip to the departed ones. 4+4 remains 8

kahal29:
Good. Let your camp be happy for once cos it looked as if we were the only one campaigning. Ize is a goal .... Tell Obaseki's wife to also join the campaign train

Is obasek,'i wife the commissioner for women affairs? Governance isn't about family affairs. Our money isn't for sharing. 4+4 =8 .

Awoleesu:
Sorry, but I object to your argument!
These subscribers include those single individuals with multiple SIM cards! You'll agree with me that the average Nigerian subscribes to at least 3 lines.
What with the criminals, fraudsters, kidnappers and other guys into unorthodox activities?...


Reason am Bros!

my question is , what's the percentage of those using multiple sims and those with single sims? It's meagre.

AND SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE WOULD BE DECEIVING US THAT NIGERIA IS 200 MILLION IN POPULATION

The 199m plus subscribers exclude the following categories:

1 primary school students in rural settlements
2 secondary school students in rural settlements
3 villagers in places where there's no electricity
4 secondary students in urban public schools
5 primary students in urban primary schools

In my opiniom, Nigeria is nearly 300 m population. The earlier the govt does something on unemployment in Nigeria, the better. There's a lot of problems ahead. No wonder there have been vices here and there. Instead of abating, it's rather increasing. Isn't it the high time we just split to know who's who in our land so we could harness our resources to cater for the teeming unemployed youths? Our government knows our actual population and that's why everyone goes there to steal and leave because they know nothing can ever work in a setting like this. I wish we had a country.

fruqy:
Saraha reporters with fake news. Soon they'll tender a retraction with apology.

so you believed this lying government too? Was it not same people who told us abba kyari sent a message that he was recovering and would soom resume work when he was already dead but same pellle concealed it? What of gov ajimobi?

I wish the guy well but make dem no just infect the president. The tin is getting closer abeg

Exc2000:




Obaseki no get wife? Abi why Ibo women wicked like this? She isn't even campaigning for Obaseki

Ride on Professor Idi Ize-Iyamu the incoming FirstLady of Edo


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politics isn't a family affair. Its all about service to the people. His wife campaigning isn't necessary. Is she the apc women's leader? Now we can see who wants so share our money to everyone, including family members. The commissioner of women affairs is always with obaseki campaigning. No way for thief in edo. Our amiable governor would change the narrative. Somebody used edo money while serving as governor to buy Lara from another country and brought her to edo, whereas same person didn't have 1 million naira in his account before contesting for governorship but we still voted him in spite of this.

How people change without thinking of their beginning. He was lucky he didn't do this rubbish in his first term, he wouldn't have tasted that seat again. Never again would our state be run as on the platform of family affairs

FlordFlorez:
Dansuqi..is that u??

who be dansuqi again? Does he have more than one registered name here? That's serious, if true