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Fashion / Re: Make-up Artist Beautifully Transformed A Grandma To An Aunty (photos) by ernie98(f): 8:25pm On May 26, 2019
IamPlato:
Jesus! My Head!


Your Head Like Pepsi Cover angry

Huncu goan sidown.
Dollop-head!
Fashion / Re: Make-up Artist Beautifully Transformed A Grandma To An Aunty (photos) by ernie98(f): 3:35pm On May 22, 2019
IamPlato:
Me Cocoout Head shocked

Your Head Like Unripe Onions

Your own head like breadfruit. Lol
Fashion / Re: Make-up Artist Beautifully Transformed A Grandma To An Aunty (photos) by ernie98(f): 1:26pm On May 22, 2019
IamPlato:
If I Slap Your Flat Ynash undecided

See this coconut head.
Coman slap it now
Fashion / Re: Make-up Artist Beautifully Transformed A Grandma To An Aunty (photos) by ernie98(f): 10:16am On May 17, 2019
IamPlato:
undecided which Mumu beauty

Is it your beauty
Huncu shift..
Fashion / Re: Make-up Artist Beautifully Transformed A Grandma To An Aunty (photos) by ernie98(f): 9:16am On May 17, 2019
Kisses to that makeup artist.
You too much!

I'm sure mama will never know she can still be this beautiful. Awwwwwwwwn

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Shares Eye-popping Photos by ernie98(f): 4:11pm On May 10, 2019
EVILFOREST:
Okkk
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens.
....female TV Anchorss.
....female combatant offisa
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most MEN who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.

Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

Lol.
Huncu sorry oh
Who should they na marry after all these lists

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Education / Re: Hijab: MURIC Denounces The Action Of The JAMB Invigilators And Supervisors by ernie98(f): 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2019
Dear Muric, stop making a mountain out of a mole.
In my centre, lot of Christians were asked to remove their turbans or bear the risk of being delayed.. How come I never see a tweet about that??
When I did waec(Christian school) we were not allowed to wear beret, belt, sandal or socks(only slippers) and these things are the school uniforms, I'm very sure these we're not part of the rules but we comply to it just to write the exam..
Why do I feel like Muslims like calling attention to themselves all in the name of being violated??
This argument has to stop!!

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Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by ernie98(f): 8:58pm On Feb 01, 2019
Olusholasimon:
ernie98


Another bombshell don land on Angel oo but she did the right thing.

I'm hoping she signed with a fake signature (fast one)
Yh, she did
I would have slapped her silly if she didn't choose her father over Jewel

But even if she used a fake signature that grandpa is very powerful he might harm her
Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by ernie98(f): 8:55pm On Feb 01, 2019
Olusholasimon:




Chai !!! No wahala, we are one.

Trust me, I fit stand up from my seat because of you nah.
No wonder why sleep no catch you overnight, you dey use my popcorn brush eyes...
Smile
Popcorn wey no sweet.. Lol
Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by ernie98(f): 8:52pm On Feb 01, 2019
Samuelsmart22:

Not just you miss,
I think so too, Village people just full everywhere. Lol

Btw, you're welcomed to reading an award winning story.
Grab your popcorn � and enjoy the rest of the piece.
Thank you!!!!
Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by ernie98(f): 7:36pm On Jan 31, 2019
Olusholasimon:

You're welcome !!! I'm sure you will enjoy it more
Take the back seat & don't touch that pop corn ooo

Lemme coman sidown beside you now
Btw...shey the popcorn that I've already finished

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Literature / Re: When Love Speaks by ernie98(f): 10:30am On Jan 31, 2019
Phewww... ��
What a story!
I started reading from the start yesternight and I must confess I was hooked, I didn't even sleep overnight ��



Btw..is loving that really hard??��
Somebori cannot fall in love on peace again without any heartchattering challenges


Is it only me or do someone else think Jewel is being followed by village people��

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Literature / Re: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by ernie98(f): 2:02pm On Apr 24, 2016
*spreads mat* waitin for d update.... undecided

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Literature / Re: Letting Go By Audrey Timms by ernie98(f): 10:02am On Apr 23, 2016
holla audrey,i've been tryin to restrain myself from commentin buh i jes cnt,guess its quilty conscience at work.......i must confess the story s jes so terrific u qat me qlued to my phone 24/7 u're a wonderful writer n i hope to b lyk u cos evry story u've written are so beyond comparable words...i doff my gele 4 u.

Btw i think ivie s janet's neighbour.....jes quessin anyway, dis s my first tym commentin here.....

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Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by ernie98(f): 1:05pm On Mar 28, 2016
fallin in luv wif henry was a huge mistake,with d way fins are i'm afraid tara has to eliminate himcry
Literature / Re: Tarasha - (An Action Thriller) - Story Of The Month - January 2016 by ernie98(f): 1:11pm On Mar 12, 2016
wow....u've got a wonderful piece here smiley....hmm,kasala have wantu burst oh wif jeffery here
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by ernie98(f): 2:12am On Dec 24, 2015
sadits nt her fault sha
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by ernie98(f): 2:31pm On Dec 22, 2015
wow...i'm new here buh i must confess ur too gud nelly.

oh how i wish biebe s jes havin a bad nightmare. embarassed

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Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2015
*sniffs*what a happy endin,i love happy ending....u're gud bro walai u're too much.....lot of kisses 4 u
Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 4:31pm On Dec 14, 2015
*sniffs*what a happy endin,i love happy ending....u're gud bro walai u're too much.....lot of kiss 4 u

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Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 6:32pm On Nov 19, 2015
*screams*mattkent!!!....u wan see my pink eye abi undecided com n update oh

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Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 5:48pm On Nov 18, 2015
Marshalees10:
Lucky you. I came with too many of them. Have two dear!
*sniffs*thanks a great deal

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Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 7:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
*sobs*it cnt be true sadiq cnt die yet....cn i get an handkerchief pls?
Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by ernie98(f): 11:56pm On Nov 13, 2015
:Dthank God u're back.....i tink its d general it cud also be mustapha's handler

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Literature / Re: Tormented by ernie98(f): 9:01pm On Nov 05, 2015
such a beautiful update....keep 'em comin
Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 7:24am On Oct 30, 2015
well my bufday was 4 days ago on d 26 and dis update s jes too small...ehn mattkent joo....
Literature / Re: Tormented by ernie98(f): 9:55am On Oct 22, 2015
thanks 4 d update....expectin more! smiley
Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by ernie98(f): 11:26pm On Oct 05, 2015
so becca is the non-human,hmm.....i never see dat coming....gud job op

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Literature / Re: My Husband......... by ernie98(f): 11:11pm On Oct 05, 2015
can damola be ade's father or relative?.....jst guessin thou

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Literature / Re: Accidental Victim by ernie98(f): 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2015
these are trials of life that u have to pass throu but dnt worry u'll overcame them all.......i'm very sure u'll

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