simpleseyi:


A whole 2.5 billion naira fraud is what you call distraction, if you have such money, you will probably be in Bahamas or Trinidad and Tobago fvcking mixed raced biitches. Bode George said he collected some millions, Peter Odili said he collected only 100 million, Jim Nwobodo said he collected just 100 million, Olu Fale said he collected only 100 million, Olisa Metuh said Jonathan ordered that he (Metuh) be given few hundreds of millions, Yakassai Tanko said he collected just few hundreds of millions on behalf of Northern Elders, Bafarawa said he collected just 4.3 billion for spiritual purposes, ex-Air Force Chief Amodu returned 2.3 billion while his wife buried one million dollars in a pit. Yet you fools said it is propaganda.

Now tell me, all these people that admitted that they collected several millions and billions from the ATM-Dasuki, are you saying that they are all lying against themselves or are you saying that they are all mad and saying rubbish? The ex-Air Force Chief that returned 2.3 billion from his loot, are you saying that it is his grandmother that gave him the money from her savings with the thrift collector so that he can borrow Nigeria the money? What about the world bank fraudster called Okonjo Iwealla that said that Jonathan signed papers for her to release money to ATM-Dasuku? Is Okonjo-Iwealla also dumb? Or are you just mad, stupid or blind and deaf?

Help me ask am oooo!!!

Before we begin to colour this in sentiments and politics, we should understand that AMCON is not an NGO or Father Christmas. It was set up to manage assets of bad debtors. Their mode of operation is to help you pay back your debt when it becomes clear that you can't pay back. Then, it would help you manage your assets till the money is recovered and this is based on an agreement between you and them. I am sure the case went to court because Uba refused to reach the agreement. Do not forget that a list of debtors was sometime ago published.

Some of you guys do not understand. I am as frustrated as the soldiers. I an being supplied electricity by the same IBEDC but ehat they do is give me light three days before they come with bill. After then, we are in darkness again. Yet, there is a street close to us that gets almost 24 hours light daily just because that street has big men and a traditional ruler. We recently had to go bribe some of the officials to start having supply. So these officials can be very dubious.

powerfulsettingz:
For me I look out for brain first

Bros, na lie. Every man looks at these five things first before talking about brains. Looking at them doesn't necessarily mean you must toast them. Men are just wired to be who they are-men.

How do you know a lady with 'brains'? Is it not after getting attracted to her that you would know if she has 'brains' or not?

alexory23:
Congratulation!!! Oni of Ife.. BTW what happen to your first wife,...this relationship get as e be oo,hope you never chop Efo (vegetable),and that lady no be ESAN tribe, cos if so this movie will have part 2 oo.

Wetin Esan women do you?

dukie25:



Obasanjo recently said he wanted NOI to be Buhari's deputy. If you Ieave tribe outta it, you'd realise Kemi is poor man's Iweala.

Were you at the meeting or event where Obasanjo said is?

Do not outshine your master is a commandment in Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power. Saraki committed this political 'sin' and the consequence? We keep watching.

Concerning number one, I hope you are aware of the current moral decadence in some of these white countries? I hope you can also equate the level of immorality in those countries to the absolute freedom granted a child once he or she is born? For me, I believe in correcting a child to make him great later in life. Period. However, I am not saying a child must be spanked for every offence.

But Tanko Yakassai, in the last interview I read last week, has never benefited from Jonathan and ththroughout he five years of Jonathan, they only met once concerning issues of national security. He said he only supported Jonathan on moral ground as a statesman. So how manage he come collect such money without realising what morality means?

AstuteJ:
I need your candid advice on how to handle the various cases of infidelity against my wife. We have been married for 10 years with kids and I have never had any reason to doubt her until the following incidents began to unfold;

1. Sometimes in 2012, I took her to the market on a Sunday morning. She left her phone inside the car while she went into the market. A message dropped and I picked her phone to check, what I saw was a joystick sent by one of her BBM contacts. I dropped the phone aand pretended I dint see anything. When she came back, she checked the phone, saw the picture, deleted it and pretended nothing happened.

I waited for like 5hours to be sure she wasn't going to talk about it before bringing it up. She claimed it was sent in error and went ahead to call the guy to register her displeasure. I believed her and laid the matter to rest.

2. About six months later, I was out of the country. She called about 6pm that she needed to drop some items for a client at City Mall, little did I know she went to meet a man at Swe bar. I got back some days later and noticed she was all over her phone chatting and smiling while I was talking to her. I took the phone from her to see whom she was chatting it. All the previous chats had been deleted and I continued chatting with the guy. I could not flow well because the guy was coding and suspected he wasn't chatting with the right person.

I went through her phone for any prior message between them and I saw an SMS she sent to him at about 11:45pm the day she went to City Mall; "I just got home, please call if you can"! I did further findings before she confessed she went to meet with the guy at Swe bar and had to call to lis to me in case she runs into one of my friends. She claimed the guy is an old friend and had issues in his marriage, so she turned a marriage counsellor overnight to go solve the issues.

3. While I was still with her phone, the guy that sent his joystick pinged and I started chatting with him. The guy went very romantic and I cautioned him not to put me in trouble like he did when he sent an unsolicited pix of his joystick. The guy went "Ah Stella, but you asked me to send it na, have you forgotten? That you even sent me a pix of your laps taken in a dark room when I asked for yours"! I was speechless! He went "and you said you told your hubby it was sent in error and he believed you". I confronted my wife with all these and she still had some "stories" to tell.

4. We were at her Mum's place two years ago and she got a call, she told the fellow to come see her there. Her ex came in some minutes later to the warm embrace of the mum. We greeted and he wasted no time to settle in and joined the discussion on ground. The last time I saw him was before we got married and she claimed they never dated. The guy talked about his wife, how poor she is in home keeping, in the kitchen. on bed etc. My wife cut in "and this lady is supposed to be enjoying Andy o, cos I remember Andy knows how to take care of a woman, each time he came visiting in the university days, he always came with bags full of goodies". She even suggested seeing the woman to advise her and the guy said "no you are not in the best position to do that, you know she is not too comfortable with you".

All these happened right in the presence of my mother in law and I kept my calm all through. We left there after the show of shame and I warned her to cut all communications with the guy.

5. Few weeks later, same guy came to our church to worship. After the service wifey told me his kids would like to follow us home to meet our kids; I did not respond. Her mum and aunt was also in the church same Sunday and I drove them and my wife straight to my house. The guy drove behind. We got home, wifey went to the kitchen to cook, her mum and aunt settled in to a good gist with this guy in my own very living room. I picked my keys and left the house for them. I returned late in the night when they had all left and you can guess what happened afterwards.

6. I was with her phone few weeks later and another ex bumped in. "My baby, how are you doing, I have missed you bla bla bla". He requested they meet somewhere on the mainland two days later! After taking a second look at the unsaved number, I remembered the number had sent her an SMS; "can I call you now" about twice in the past. the second time I saw the SMS, I called the number with her phone but the guy refused to pick all thru the day!

7. Last Christmas dat, she gave me her phone to check something on her whatsapp and a chat came in from a guy I have been monitoring his number for a while. The excerpt of the chat is below (I took over the chat from the line he asked for her pix).

5/12/2015, 7:51 am - sy: May d joy of Xmas be for u and ur family IJN
25/12/2015, 7:52 am - sy: Enjoy ur day
25/12/2015, 11:08 am - Jimmyeatery: snap i wanna see yur Sexy look
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: I hope youre alone
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Lol
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - sy: Yes
25/12/2015, 11:09 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM alone here too
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - sy: That's good
25/12/2015, 11:10 am - Jimmyeatery: IM deleting it immediately
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Where is the one you have
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme snap
25/12/2015, 11:11 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:14 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0006.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Pls delete it quickly
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Nice
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - sy: Why should I delete it
25/12/2015, 11:15 am - Jimmyeatery: Tnx
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: Someone can misplaced phone
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - sy: That's true
25/12/2015, 11:16 am - Jimmyeatery: I dont want yur man to one across it as well
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: To be on safe side
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - sy: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:17 am - Jimmyeatery: I wanna see u babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: You have my pix already now
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme see yur Sexy body babe
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Nope
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Very not seen it
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Is it even new to you
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - syt: OK o
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - sy: Till we see again
25/12/2015, 11:18 am - Jimmyeatery: Ive not
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Plsssssss
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - sy: Why are you in a hurry
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: Dont be shy dear
25/12/2015, 11:19 am - Jimmyeatery: IM just lonely here
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: Soo lonely
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - syt: What about your wife
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London
25/12/2015, 11:20 am - Jimmyeatery: In London with my kids
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: Good
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: I av 1% left
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - sy: What?
25/12/2015, 11:21 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme see you
25/12/2015, 11:22 am - syt: You will see me when I change my dp
25/12/2015, 11:23 am - syt: You there?
25/12/2015, 11:43 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0009.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:45 am - Jimmyeatery: IMG-20151225-WA0008.jpg (file attached)
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: My ba3 low N phone went off
25/12/2015, 11:44 am - Jimmyeatery: Im using my laptop to charge now
25/12/2015, 11:46 am - syt: OK Sir
25/12/2015, 11:47 am - sy: Was wondering why you kept quiet
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - sy: Can't talk please
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: Ok
25/12/2015, 11:51 am - Jimmyeatery: I tot u said youre alone before
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: My kids are here now
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Lemme know wen youre free to talk
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - Jimmyeatery: Oook
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - sy: Let's chat, say whatever you wanna say here
25/12/2015, 11:52 am - syt: My hubby is out
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Are u Sure?
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: 😃
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - syt: Yeah
25/12/2015, 11:53 am - Jimmyeatery: Snap lemme be sure if youre d right person IM chatting with................

Please advise me in how to handle all these.......

Thank you.

Bros, you are married to your enemy. I once listened to a mentally retarded man who told me: "the life of a married man is in the palm of his wife. If she wants you dead, she would just squeeze the palm." U condoned enough to kill you. But it is not too late. The decision is yours. I won't tell you what to do because "advice is general, decision is personal."

jaymejate:
[size=15pt]Bro your list na like Nigeria University Admission list, na mago mago list.
Ogun State is the number one most industrial state in Nigeria while Lagos is the top commercial city. Don't get it twisted bro[/size]

Bros, u got it ooo. The op refused to do proper research before posting this.

ApcSucks:
All this tribalist and ethnic people rooting for olamide and lil kesh... yall really claim to love them and claim to be street people yet y'all can't even vote them... and those that are learned spent time and campaigned with their fans and the fans voted for him, now u want him to be stripped of the award and given to who has no votes?? spare me all this blushes

Olamide can be popular but when he's nominated alongside vic o for an award and vic o get more votes it should be awarded to olamide?? Cos he's more popular?? #fuckthatshit....

Y'all yoruba hypocrites should Gerarahere mehn tryna justify trash

Bros, you won my heart.

midassultan:
Nothing justifies his actions. He acted like a jack ass. Olamide wasnt actually referring to him, he never mentioned his name. He ddnt say reekado wasnt worth it, he was referring to the management for being biased. He only expressed himself because his boy wasnt given a fair chance and the so called boss took it upon himself out of what i call an act of show off and pompousness to go on stage and utter the most embarrassing statement to a fellow celebrity. We are talking about olamide's ego na. I ddnt expect anything less from the acclaimed street king. And i am not even an olamide fan. The fact needed to be said. #Yawns

Like Olamide, like his fan. For me, the guy (Olamide) just lost a fan. He made a mess of himself at the headies and urgently needs image management...period!!!

midassultan:
Nothing justifies his actions. He acted like a jack ass. Olamide wasnt actually referring to him, he never mentioned his name. He ddnt say reekado wasnt worth it, he was referring to the management for being biased. He only expressed himself because his boy wasnt given a fair chance and the so called boss took it upon himself out of what i call an act of show off and pompousness to go on stage and utter the most embarrassing statement to a fellow celebrity. We are talking about olamide's ego na. I ddnt expect anything less from the acclaimed street king. And i am not even an olamide fan. The fact needed to be said. #Yawns

Like Olamide, like his fan. For me, the guy just lost a fan. He made a mess of himself at the headies and urgently needs image management...period!!!

rainbowman:
It is quite unbelievable that the former President is being blamed for an action that occurred at the tactical level. For the avoidance of doubt, arms are issued to soldiers at the tactical level and the President operates at the grand strategic level of war. At that level, he is concerned with coordinating the instrument of national power towards attaining national objectives. Decisions concerning the amount of bullets given to troops are within the purview of the battalion commander who operates at the tactical level. One can not even blame a GOC about the amount of bullets given to troops talk less of the President. For instance if you are the CEO of KONGA, you are concerned with the policy direction of your company at the strategic level. If you are faced with a challenge lets say a debt being owed by an uncooperative customer, you decide whether you would negotiate (diplomatic instrument), sanction dealings with him (economic instrument) or engage a debt collector (military instrument). You are not the one to tell the debt collector how to go about his business as those options are best left to him.

Bros, forget grammar. Everything rests on his table. Why didn't u use MTN as an example? Remember MTN fired its CEO in South Africa because of the fine slammed on its Nigerian subsidiary? If the war was won during Jonathan's era, who would you have attributed the success to? The miniters or Dasuki or Reuben Abati? Think before you write guy.

luvmijeje:


We all witness the carnage caused by the past administration.

So if you're among those praising all the wrongdoing of Jonathan's era and have the guts to criticise the President for trying to right the wrong of the past administration then you are all shameless.

My brother, abeg tell them ooo.

Willydilly:
Yes good government with True leaders

I wish u understood the story well. The report just said IMF is fixing Ghana's economy and this implies helping to pay salaries. If you were born during the era of General Ibrahim Babangida, you would know that Ghana may never recover from this just like Nigeria is currently still paying for the Babangida mistake till date.

looseweight:
This is what I call round peg in a round hole.

Can Nigeria do this?

I wish u understood the story well. The report just said IMF is fixing Ghana's economy and this implies helping to pay salaries. If you were born during the era of General Ibrahim Babangida, you would know that Ghana may never recover from this just like Nigeria is currently still paying for the Babangida mistake till date.

Hope u told them how u messed our country up for us?

Na infatuation dey worry am. There are three stages in a relationship...lust, infatuation and love. At the infatuation stage, the guy or babe would do some things ordinarily wrong like what you just complained about. This stage can even last till after marriage. So u need to sit yourself down and think well if you can copebetter not to get married early than to die young as a result of marriage to the wrong person.

First, Virgin Atlantic left Nigeria during Goodluck Jonathan and not Buhari's era.

Second: the current economic quagmire being experienced is the direct consequence of the decay brought by previous administrations, especially the immidiate past one. So what is this man saying here?

It would have been worse if Jonathan won for a second term because the level of fleeze would double and companies would be forced to shut down as a result of very harsh economic environment.

This is nothing but speculative reporting.

KINGSAMURAI:
APOLOGY ACCEPTED

Me, I don decide to port yo GLO ooo. This MTN no be am at all!!!

Why una dey feature old story as if na yesterday e happen?

Ezenwammadu:
ls this the change.......tear gassing the youths that voted for him

I sincerely think u are just out of tune with reality.

Which refund? The money was deposited into "bear bear" bank.

TRADELYN:
Sex-related crime occurs everywhere so parents should protect their innocent children (especially the female ones).

Our Sex-related laws need to be reviewed/amended such that the parents/guardians are questioned too for endangering the lives of the minors.

The question is: can a parent deliberately endanger the life of his/her daughter in this regard? Why can't I leave my daughter in the hands of an adult old enough to be her father in a sane society?

Na God go punish IMF and its sponsorsm..

Jonathan was in Lagos and asked: "Do you want to go backward?"

In my reply, I said: "Yes sir, I want to go backward since 'forward' has failed me. Let me go backward when corruption was truly a sin, when naira felt proud to compete with dollar, when investors felt safe, and when the Head of State led from the front."

Jonathan was in Lagos and asked: "Do you want to go backward?"

In my reply, I said: "Yes sir, I want to go backward since 'forward' has failed me. Let me go backward when corruption was truly a sin, when naira felt proud to compete with dollar, when investors felt safe, and when the Head of State led from the front.

Congratulations oooooo. I dread the Nigerian Police because of an experience I had with them in 2007 in Lagos.

I had just returned from NYSC and was working as a trainee journalist (called cob reporter). On that Sunday, I decided to visit my uncle's shop in Alausa. I forgot my I D card at home.

On that Sunday, I closed from the shop at 9pm and with one of my uncle's boys, we waited at the Alausa Bus Stop for a bus to take us home.

Suddenly, this danfo just stopped, they came down with their AK47, asked me to where I was going, I said home and that I just closed from the shop. That was how they asked me and the boy to get into the bus with two other people waiting at the bus stop. I was as scared as death.

They drove us round Alausa, and while this was done, they were telling us: "na una dey terrorise Alausa abi?" I could not say anything as I was shaking from inside. They picked some others as they went on.

That was how we landed at the Area F police command at 11pm. I met a crowd of people all stipped of their shirts. They asked us to strip too. I did. Two times after us, they brought in another set of people including girls (probably on night hustling.)

At mid-night, they lined us up and sat at a distance. They would call each person, ask what brought him and then they would ask the person to bail himself.

When it got to my turn, I told the man how I was picked. He asked me to bail myself but I showed him the N100 left on me and the nylon containing akara that I bought to eat at home. He simply looked at me and said I would be taken to court the next day.

By morning, we were few left. Some had bailed themselves. One policeman came and met us. He asked me what I was doing there and I told him. He asked of my profession and I told him I am a journalist. That was how the situation changed. It was like they had seen a lion. They started covering their identities and many others were begging me for forgiveness. They finally freed me and even paid my bike fair home.

Since then, I have taken the average policeman for whom he is...

kosovo:
This is just one of the news Nigeria ought to have heard 3-4 years ago. However, because of how complex Nigeria is and sympathy to ethnic bigotry, I guess the president was slow to avoid rebellion from the North, which is still obviously visible.

Senerio1:

Had the president declared full scale war on these terrorist before Now. The Northern statesmen who have sympathy for these terrorist will start their madness, insisting a Minority leader is killing the Hausa(s).

We heard one of the clearless statements from BUHARI, where he wanted faceless terrorist to be given same treatment as the Niger-Delta militants. He concluded by saying "an attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North"

When President Yar Adua wanted Amesty for the militants, it was Vice President Goodluck Jonathan they picked as the negotiator. The VP went into the creeks without his security men. They secured a deal which ended the crises.

Reversal1:

Buhari is picked as the negotiator for the faceless terrorist fighting for an Islamic state which is not justifiable like the what the militants fought for. (note the usage of militant and terrorist for Niger-Delta and Boko Haram respectively). Buhari accepts initially, then rejects the process because he sees that he can use the insurgency to gain sympathy votes which is what could have happened today. Buhari claims he can end insurgency in one month, but can only do that from Aso Rock. This does raise eyebrows. If he decides to sit and watch the throat of innocent Nigerians being slit by these terrorist, when he can do something but refuses, it sends a very strong message to those who can make use of their brain to think.

Why the sudden offensive by the Presidency?

Good question. If you read scenerio1, you'd realize a lot has changed. Chad and Cameroon decided to show total commitment to ending insurgency.. Then, there was a boost from the AU, which affirmed 7,800 troops for the same cause. Obviously, the Northern elements can't use Jonathan as the scapegoat when the bombardment of the region starts. It's no longer an internal issue, forces from the AU decision makes it continental problem.

Is Jonathan Afraid to Lose?

If Jonathan was scared of loosing, he would have quickly accepted the suggestion of IBB at the security council meeting not to conduct elections in the troubled states. President Jonathan rejected the idea immediately it came, insisting elections must be carried out nation-wide. Things like this, you are probably reading about it for the first time because the media we have today, only search for bad things and these are further echoed by APC apologists.

President Jonathan would be returned elected, Nigeria hasn't got to that point where you can oust an incumbent president whose powers know no bound. It is not enough to perform media hype with a slogan. This isn't the United States, elections are not won online but by grass root politicking and on the day of the election.

Most of the APC agent would be rendered powerless on the day of election by the monetary power of the PDP. It's always going to happen.. Anyone deceiving the APC and her candidate is really doing a nice job.

Until we have a democratic system, where Police and Army chiefs are not nominated and appointed by the president. Until we have a system where the electoral chairman isn't nominated and appointed by the president.. We would keep rocking this wild goose change.

Let me state here that I have no sympathy for any political party and/or their candidates.

Image laundering jare. Story for the gods. And u are talking as if u are a kitchen cabinet member. Where is ur source? I know some people would believe u, but me no fit believe.
U could say it was researched, at least u were not there when the Council of State meeting held. How did u know what IBB said there?