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How do you manage to create front page topics.
Only a few topics of mine made fronthpage and they were health related. Shouldnt you consider content creation rather than doing it for Seun Osewa for free?

Samantha124:
An acquaintance told me about it.

Well, I joined last year, but eventually deactivated my previous account.

All expenses paid trip sponsored to Canada, lets see how that feels?
Canada shouldnt be less than 20 hours and should have at least 2 Layovers.

Samantha124:
Like I said, I never flew for long distances before... So let's wait until I take a long distance flight.

I hope you enjoy your stay here, how did you get to know nairaland?
I was a guest reader in 2011 but joined in 2012, what about you?

Samantha124:
Because here in SA, we don't have an interesting forum like nairaland.

I was in a Ghanaian forum before I joined nairaland... I want to learn about other Africans.

Nigeria is totally different. A coup at this age will be very difficult, its almost impossible

taylor89:
God wey do am for Gabon go do am for us


It’s a matter of time


Africa revolution has started


Everybody go collect

Can I ask you an honest question? Can you give me a reason why you are obsessed with Nigerian contents?
I will appreciate a response

Samantha124:
So far I've only taken local flights and the distance wasn't long, so haven't experienced anything.

It souds weird that you have different reactions about road trips and flights.

Samantha124:
So far I've only taken local flights and the distance wasn't long, so haven't experienced anything.

Thank you, how about the drug lords?
Where is Invitus? Before the day runs out, we will see your brothers on front page doing what they know how to do best. Ndi developer

Unperturbedpota:
🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This tribe and propaganda!!!!

No be this same USA I dey?. Funny thing is you see them call the Igbos chest beaters but these guys always look for anything any anyOne says about Yoruba and are quick to popularize it even when the person is just trolling or totally insignificant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do you know how many foreign languages and cultures are propagated in tech daily ? Afrikaans is the number one recognized language from African continent globally yet you don't see the Zulus dancing that the white man has recodnized them 🤣🤣

I am sure the Nairaland tribe chiefs will be dancing to this mediocre news. This nigga using you all to troll

There is no where Yoruba is recodnized specifically. I live in the US and have family in the UK .

The UK metro police started employing Yoruba speakers solely for the number of crimes commited by Yoruba speaking people in the UK so they wanted to be able to intercept and decode the calls . Because these criminals use yoruba only to speak on the phone in texts and in emails so the UK metro police had to find a way to intercept this. But here they are dancing as if it's a positive reason they are employed😂😂😂😂

Don't believe me, contact the UK metropolice help desk ! This info is available to the public. Yorubas are profiled in the UK as the number 1 tribe that commits all cyber crime from Nigeria.
Reno is just exposing it all, we all know. At one point it was the Jamaicans. Go to Peckham and Kent na Yoruba gangs full there 🤣🤣

Same way Italia police employ people who speak Esan in Palermo doesnt make my mum's people the main culture in Italy

Which Nigerian here in America won't tell yoú the truth that the Yoruba run gangs here?. They steal cars everyday and ship to Nigeria, na their work ! Plus Account hacking, Credit card fraud , identify theft that's what they do here in America mostly . They work with the Asians and are masters of all manner of tax frauds and such. The American police whenever they arrest Nigerian involved in fraud assume 100% you are yoruba . Facts only

Learn the language, love the people

Zooposki:
Please I’m tired of hearing about Yoruba. Let us breetttt.

First time outside the country, A man walk up to me and asked if I was yoruba, I said yes, but how did you know, "He said I could hear you speak Yoruba when you where talking to people who dosent understand you at all"

The man was an Ugandan

blamingthedevil:
Reno Omokri on X


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7825505/maryland-usa-adds-yoruba-language

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women are so brutal when they make decisions. If I see a woman crying almost dying, I wouldnt care, because given the chance, she will do worse to another person

Yugoslavia247:
Women are merciless and ruthless if they want to act.

That is why when their are broken.

I care less.

They don't even care.

The sweet marriage go clear for her eyes after some years.

Are you serious, never knew its that bad, do you feel thesame on flight? I only felt abit dizzy on my first flight and my first time on an elevator.
Aside that, I'm fine, feels like Im just in my home no matter how long the distance is. The only problem I have is finding it very difficult to sleep on trips. I envy people who just fall asleep given the slightest opportunity

Samantha124:
Consider yourself lucky because it's not something you'd want to experience at all.

You can't have fun road trips without spoiling the fun mood... If I could walk or ride a bicycle for long distances, I would...

The first one still seems like a myth to me, you are the second person Ive seen talking about trip sickness. Aside from the euphoria of traveling, I really dont see any reason to be sick from it

Samantha124:
And the most risky thing about nosebleeding is bleeding at night when you're fast asleep only to wake up in the morning with blood on the pillow.

The person can get choked by the blood while asleep.

I really dont think so, because I was a victim of that ailment, like it happened anywhere, sleeping, eating, during exams or just on normal days.
I never for once felt threatened about it, just the slight embarassment that comes with it every now and then. Now I cant remember the last time I bleed. Havent seen blood in my nose in the last 5 years.

Samantha124:
And the most risky thing about nosebleeding is bleeding at night when you're fast asleep only to wake up in the morning with blood on the pillow.

The person can get choked by the blood while asleep.

Dont try it bro, Im talking from experience, they have too many things going through there head. They are men in woman body having to cater for a responsibility

AndrewTate:
but sometimes it's the good women who fall for the bad men who just wants to chop and leave that end up with a child.

Nose bleeding use my eyes see shege pro max, It left me as I grow older

Samantha124:
1. Car sickness... If I'm traveling long distances, especially in the morning, I get sick... I start sweating, having short breath, getting nauseous and eventually throwing up... Same thing happens when I perceive the smell of cigarettes/weed.

Last time I threw up due to traveling long distances was this past Saturday, I had no choice because some things just had to be done in the morning, especially on weekends... As I was driving, I felt my condition getting worse but I had to keep driving because already I was running late... It was only when I felt that I couldn't keep up anymore that I parked on the roadside and threw up... I stayed outside the car for a while for some fresh air.

When I reached my destination, I started feeling better and the nausea started to suppress, only for this old man who smelled a cigarette/weed to come my way, I tolerated the smell hoping that he'll leave, but he just kept talking non-stop... The smell triggered the nausea again and before I knew it, I threw up for the second time... But fortunately, I had a sickness bag inside my hand bag because I always prepare myself for such situations whenever I'm traveling long distances.

It's like it runs within the family because I'm told that my maternal grandmother used to have the same condition, my aunt and sister are also experiencing the same thing... We have car sickness.

2. Nosebleeding... Like car sickness, this is something I've struggled with since I was a child... I could be playing, eating, sleeping, or just sitting back and doing nothing and my nose would just start bleeding... It used to be more frequent when I was a child, but as I got older it decreased to a point that I can now go a very long time without nose bleeding... But now some of my sisters' kids are experiencing the same problem.

Just last night I was talking to my 8 years old nephew over a video call when I noticed something coming out of his nose and it was blood... The boy wasn't even sick.

I've never met anyone outside of my family who can relate to having these two conditions... So I'm just curious to know if there's anyone who can relate in here.

You dont have to be bitten twice, take your time.
If its too good to be true, its probably not true, maybe there is a catch? Or what do I know seff! Madam, just make your decision abeg!

Oruebube2024:
Good day nlanders,I will make this short as possible.

I arrived France early this year(January) for my postgraduate studies

Just after some months,I met an eu guy. It was love at first sight. He is good looking,well to do,takes care of me ,and infact I am begining to feel that the talk of western men not spending on women is a myth.

He proposed august and I was excited but worried about how fast things moved. I am yet to get used to this new environment .

I informed my parents but they are not as excited I am reasons being that they wanted me to settle with a Nigerian with papers. They have been citing how westerners don't value marriage,easily divorce etc but I am cool with him.

He plans to adopt my daughter and I bring her over,but my parents insist on my daughter growing in Nigeria till she is 18 so that she doesn't get polluted with LGBTQ,atheism and other strange influences .

I am really confused about everything and have been praying for God guidance.

What if the Nigerian men in diaspora are not forthcoming?but they don't see it this way.

I will be waiting in the comment section.

Who spareheaded the protest? your guess is as good as mine.
No matter the population of Lagos, Igbos can not be more than Indigenes and south westerners in Lagos. All sounth western states indigenes resides in lagos hence your assumption is null and void.

Offpointng:
Brothers You and I know for sure, there are larger populations of Ibos in Lagos than any other tribe and that includes Yorubas. I have every reason to doubt that protest against Jonathan was orchestrated by Yorubas. If not why was there silence in Oyo, Osun, Ondo and Ekiti?? Why was the protest only massive in Ibo filled Lagos?? Ibos plotted and caused Jonathan's downfall not Yorubas

Most of them are very disrespectful
They have too many emotional burdens
they think about the child
about the ex husband
family problems
work wahala
highly manipulative
Lastly, they dont mind to share pussssy for evry dick and harry cos they have nothing to loose.
Ive been there, i can never try it again. Better stay with someone who is single andnever married with less emotional burden and wont blame you for someone else mistakes

Fahvvy:
How come?!!!!!! ...

Single mothers are strong and powerful women who have braved the odds to raise those kids, so why don't men want them?! ...

Spits!!!! ...
It's like men of this generation don't like strong and brave women, it seems they need their heads checked ...

And as a political elite, they can share allowances right? you no get sense at all

IconicR:
President Asiwaju is the solution to the country's problem
All we need do as citizens is to be patient

See this wereeyy ooo. PDP as a party managed the country better!
Do with this information with whatever you can

Ode oshi

gaby:
If you were not a dense and biological morooon you would understand that there is no difference between APC and PDP.

Who is your Senate President today? Was he born as APC? Idiotic slowpoke..


Your likes are the reason why the country is where it is today because the useless politicians know they can keep fooling and confusing you with party acronyms.

Dundee.

Which mess? Thesame mess they built for 16 years before APC came to make it messier?

Benekkk:
Trash talk! They laid the foundation for the mess we’re enjoying presently. All our politicians collectively are wicked and evil. Where will they claim they’re taking Nigeria with all the unprecedented looting and corruption?

U be mumu, PDP was obviosly better

gaby:
Na sooo

For Diezani et Al akant....

Oless

Na thunder go fire all of una mouth.

Bitter pill only meant for the masses lol

Newsstories1:
Bitter Pill Must be Administered to Build Better Future for Nigeria - President Tinubu



https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-on-reforms-bitter-pill-must-be-administered-to-build-better-future-for-nigeria/amp

might be insecurity, he wise scared every woman wants to get her man

You dont need lots of followers to trend on twitter, thats why twitter is better than others

Evestar200:
I don't even have up to 10 followers on Twitter.


That's the reason I didn't bother taking it to Twitter because I fear it won't go viral.

I can attest to this, most african countires are very envious of us

Anitatunde:
Part 5 and Final.




1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.

The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.

How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.

The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.

Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.

I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.

They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.

The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.

Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods.

The second pics is wallpaper worthy

ukaface:
Essaouira beach day

lol, i no dey buy ball cos I no sabi play, my parents no con rich join. Double wahala

Athemisia:
Na me dey always get the ball... Who I no like nor dey play...

Na me dey always choose last, more of the reason why I dont know how to play football till date

Kalatium:
Gone are the days when boys were real boys as I look back in nostalgia.

Below were rules of football when we were kids, damn it was fun

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2.The owner of the ball decides who plays .

3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban.

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score.

9.No offsides.

10.There is no referee.

11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .

12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.

13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.

15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.There is always a house where if the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

17. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts .

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.

Africa is our home. Childhood was fun.