understatement:
U may find it hard to believe,but I am typing this from my toilet

Let's find out 2geda if it's hygenic or not

Prowizy2: 35 and still a virgin

tyson99: All of una just dey chop OLX lotto format....dem go soon contact you for second billing.be wise!!!!

pendusky: "I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the
paraplegic crinkum crankam that characterised the fifa's Nigeria suspension culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who
will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the NFF ? With this state of affairs, i dare say that Nigerian football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, icebergs and oxbow lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious.

jobsat34:

God bless yu my bro.. critics told him to shut up when he said so

goldendiamond:

well said
thats why mourinho is the special one

neymar is just over rated even if he & thiago played germany will still thrash brazil

kolubo: Don`t mind them jare, most Ibadan guys are just too local.

Drdaps: OP u forget to write dat her husband is handicap.How can some1 start cutting my john thomas and my two hands will be with doing nothing or do you expect me to raise them up for her to have free access.

Odward: What more can i say other than wel done bro,kudos to u and more grease to ur elbow do not relent........and everybody keeps mentioning enyeama isn't on d list pls do you know the criteria used to place dem there although i also want him to be on the list but..................abeg wetin i wan gain if enyeama they there,will it increase the money in my acct?abeg make una park well joor. :DWhat more can i say other wel done bro,kudos to and more grease to ur elbow do not relent........and everybody keeps writing enyeama isn't on d list pls do you know the criteria used to place dem there although i also want him to be on the list but..................abeg wetin i wan gain if enyeama they there,will it increase the money in my acct?abeg make una park well joor.

greall1: You too pack well enemy of progress