From Boko Haram to snake fight/hunting. Unserious soldiers.

Niece:
A Nigerian soldier who goes by the name Itz Mayorkun has shown off the giant python he and his colleagues killed, WonderTV Media reports.

The excited soldier posted pictures of them posing with the snake with the captions


https://www.instagram.com/p/CfHSbbYo5o4/?igshid=MDI0Mzk1ZWY=

Because na Yoruba man. Noting happened and that is who they are. See FFK as another example

Built2last:
Peter Obi followed by Tinubu are the candidates in this election that Reno Omokri has spent time on social media trying to discredit.

Check his timelines. Everyday he posts things to dissuade people from following Peter and try to convince people that he doesn't stand a chance. He was doing that on Tinubu for a while but his focus is now more on Twitter.

Let's even agree Peter doesn't stand a chance at presidency, what's wrong with allowing the man pursue his dream. what went wrong between them. Why is Reno exacting so much energy trying to attack his followers and dissuade people from following him.

In all these, neither Peter nor Tinubu has replied Reno.

I came accross this tweet and I recall the good old days when Reno sings awesome songs about Peter. When Atiku and Peter were political associates Reno praised their combo. What suddenly changed?

Reno had openly said he is supporting Atiku, Could it be that Reno had preferred Obi to remain Atiku's vice and not vie for president and when Peter was not going for that, hatred set in.

I mean there are tens of candidates contesting across party lines. There are people Reno has never said a word about. What did Peter and Tinubu do to Reno.

Reno has said Peter's followers online are toxic. Why not ignore as a former associate of Peter and Atiku.

Reno said Peter left PDP to avoid being disgraced. There are over 10 contestants. Only one winner will emerge. Is Reno saying that whoever looses election has been disgraced? Peter is not the first to leave a party and move to another and won't be the last.
There is just more to it that Reno is not saying.

His boss Jonathan and Obi are very close, what will happen if APC gives ticket to GEJ and he wins and calls Peter to come serve as minister of economy or minister for finance.

I have tried to understand where the so much venom against Peter and Tinubu is coming from. I can't place it.

See his tweet just a year ago.

How now? This level hard for this country

For being a former governor to senator. Abi people nor Dey wey qualify? Greedy man

tinsel:

For not contesting and supporting a Fulani?

You still go help them pack their load come ph make you nor announce am. Yeye greedy man talk

slivertongue:
He should have done it quitely no need to go public. Weldone sha

You are a northerner and a typical Muslim man don’t bend what you are trying to say. One day e go reach your turn.

Mooh247:




Africans are generally wicked

Last week 2 men got lynched in Delta state over a bike

Two weeks back two soldiers were beheaded in Imo state

Go through Cultist Update post on Nairaland, every day young men butcher themselves for no reason

Go through Udele/ Oyigboupdate post every week someone got killed every Monday sit at home


It's high time we stand completely against extrajudicial killing of all manners regardless of the reasons

Extrajudicial killing is not allowed under Nigerian constituition , criminal code, penal code or Sharia law





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Same thing happen to me but I decided to let her know that even her birthday date has totally becomes things of the past. I don’t even want to know if she was born with a date neither remember if she has something to celebrate. Myself and my children on my dp alone.

Threesha:
From DM

No keep her after your treatment

Olamila:
Hello nairaland I'm so afraid right now because of what is happening to my vital part (pnis).

Since last week I have being having discomfort in my pnis after sxx with my girlfriend. So I didn't know what is causing it, I tot it was due to rough sxx drive that my pnis was paining me but everything changed when I discovered something was dropping out of my pipe so I went to a secret place to take a deep look and i discovered it's doesn't look like what I have seen before in my life.

So I began to research online and saw it could be gonorrhoea, although I haven't done any test to be factual but with the description of the symptoms I can be sure I'm correct in my assertion.

Now I have checked myself for the last 3 months (sex record) no sex with anyone else or even throughout the moment I met her. I have tried to be careful with my sex life maintaining only her as a sex partner.

She is in her early 20s and I know that girls at this age have high sex drive but what kept me confused is that she always says that I'm the only one that she normally sxx with ever since we met. She only said her ex tried little but her major sxx life is with me ever since we met.

Now I don't know what to do with her or believe because this issue of infection is very hard for me to bear. I don't like hearing it that's even why I prefer to masturbate than intercourse because to be honest condoms things isn't really my thing. She claims she loves me and I'm seeing it at least she's trying compared to others I have met before but the issue now is that I can't just imagine myself keep treating infection or I don't no what she's doing at my back whether the infection is natural or she caught it with someone. I'm confused I met her since last year. Please I need advice help a brother I'm one of you guys.

This image is about second handed phone I warned her not to buy but she bought it now I just discovered, an the phone had started giving her issues just within a day.

Na ashawo house be that now. Abeg na their uniform that can guarantee them hell be that.

Sergio103:
What are our girls evolving into

That is why the Igbo can’t produce even Vice President?

foryourmindlol:

You that love truth we have seen how far you have developed your Nigerian fraud hole and the kind of thieves you elect as leaders.

Truth from a three.some pastor. Pastor of Stephanie Otobo

You are a confused human being. I am a Benin man and my wife is from Esan . You don fail there. You don’t even trust your blood brother as an Igbo man.

bomb24:
Bald headed pig!

The Igbos aren't united but our Apprenticeship system have made millions of Igbos millonaires today in Igbo-land and ofcourse enroute to becoming a course of study in havard university.

Did any one tell this bald headed pig masquerading as a pastor how the Igbos rose from the ashes of the civil war? if the Igbos are not united has he falsely claimed how then are we the richest per capita?

how did this bloke come about this stupid unfounded statement?

He is from Edo state were eventually all tribes are at logger-head and have disdain for each other to the extent the esans and bini don't marry. The esakos are at the zenith of the hit as they are considered foreigners.

Every idiot one's to have a say on Igbo affairs and the most annoying part is; the genetic idiots will always spill their trash based on hear-say and not based on personal experience.

He knows better. You can’t escape the law of that land. Even if you open the gate, you are not free yet until justice is served. You can’t fooled a learned man. The people that gave you key are still around you. If not temptation God will not give you key along with bread at the same time. So be wise.

ollymooreagain:
Why did the prisoner choose the bread instead of the key

Not Osinbajo. The truth is that YoruB**** are betrayal in every part of their lives. That is their nature. Heavy pretends even in religion. Ekpelle people.

wwwihy:


https://mobile.twitter.com/adamugarba/status/1514002937667858442

If na Ijaw people, you don’t need to fear because they have inbuilt life jacket

Idamond:


https://mobile.facebook.com/GistReelOnline/photos/a.330357937166109/2053155134886372/

Until Baba disappointed them with Adamu as the APC national chairman. Even since Buhari opponent in APC is disappointed no one is happy with Buhari and every blame is going to the FG no longer the ruling party. Hellrufire is angry bitterly

Maxymilliano:


https://dailytrust.com/well-bring-in-foreign-mercenaries-if-fg-fails-to-end-terrorism-el-rufai

So no carterpot for Kenya abi? Just imagine na Nigeria he for know say that pole na everybody get am even if government nor replace am but make him first come down first for total collective beating

LeeMason:
Reports coming out of Kenya suggest that a suspected thief climbed a street light pole to save his life after a mob nearly descended on him.

It was gathered that the incident occurred in Meru County, where the robber climbed to the top of a street light to escape beating.
An eyewitness known on Twitter as @KIFARUreloaded claims the thief stayed on the pole for two days as a crowd gathered and waited for him to come down.

He shared a photo showing the man lying comfortable while surrounded by a group of people patiently waiting..

”A thief climbs and stays on the street light pole in Meru for two days to escape beating. But we are still here,” he wrote.

Source Twitter

From this moment stop contributing on 50/50 expenses on family affairs in that family. It is the responsibility of a man to build his own house and house his wife. The man is still paying rent is behaving like this, what of if is called a landlord tomorrow? Though I don't know his own version of story but any man cheating and at the same trying to use that act to intermediate his wife is a fool. My advise still stand. Learn to keep your money far from him. Gather money to buy your own land and start your own house project. I am a man and I can tell you some men are heartless. Don't be surprised and all the suffering over that house project he will kick you out and come in with another girl with a false allegations against you. No woman should join her husband financially to build a house. If you want to borrow him money fine and pay you back later. This people will just play your head and you will become a loser at the end. Opening your phone to see all those chats without deleting it immediately is a deliberate acts. Just be prayerful and learn how to save money for good project for yourself.

Cheerycherry:
Good evening family landers, I created this account because of this and I need advice from people that have been married for a while.

I've been married for almost 3 years now and we were in a relationship for more than 6 years before then.

Since I married my husband, I've noticed that he's an emotional cheat so to speak. One time I stumbled upon a chat with a girl saying things like if I catch you I will wound you with d ick.

When I bring it up he will tell me he was joking and even swear with his life that he will never cheat on me he's just joking.

Earlier this year, I stumbled upon his chat with a girl who I happened to know as well, a very young girl sending his shirtless pics and asking her if she knows how to ride d ick well if she can kiss and suck his whatever well.

Asides this, he sent her money up to 13,000 in the space of a week while he kept telling me he had no money and I was managing my personal money to run stuff.

He apologised and said its because I don't kiss him when we have s ex and he didn't even intend meeting the girl that it was him catching cruise.

This week again I stumbled upon his chat with another girl, he has known this girl for a while tho and I've met her too. He sent her a message saying Je ki n do e kara e bale in yoruba which means let me f uck you let your body calm down. I've been mad since I saw this one cos he apologised and afterwards said he was just joking.

I'm tired of the disrespect the whole nonsense brings to me and I'm considering leaving. I have a well paying job, I take care of my personal expenses and send money to my parents and siblings myself and we have a child together.

It's not s ex cos we have sex not less than 2-3 times a week; very satisfying s ex.

I need inputs from married people please.
We have an ongoing building project together which we are both sponsoring 50:50. I'm not an uptight person at all, I talk, I make jokes, I'm not boring!

Agbalumo Wrong in Yoruba as we know what Cherry mean in Yoruba but that is not Cherry

julybaba:
Burmese grape. It is called Agbalumo in Yoruba Language.

Na still Jonathan cause am? Na PDP start the project but steal the money to buy the complete facilities? This APC are like those very slimed and short people with cunning spirit. Biting you and at the same time telling you sorry. Cruel human being. Now which part cause am now? ANNP or SDP? Nonsense set of politicians.

Here are the things to see in the remaining days of this present government.
Inflation
Hunger
War
Bomb blast
Increase in Corruption.

Reasons for all this because after this government, many politicians believe no one or next president will be weak and used like the very one they worked with before now. Secondly they felt once they finish the country after this government, they have no choice than to move out of the country. Case like Obiano is an example of many politicians thought.
After the APC conventions many who knows how to work with terrorist will surface and like the train bomb blast and many more to happen. Now those who are not satisfied with the convention are ready to destroy the nation just like what they did to Jonathan government to frustrate the president in power. Believe me if such things are happening in the coming days, APC members knows the people behind it because they work with them before during Jonathan Tenure and now no one is ready to mention their names.
My advise to we all Nigerians is to remain focus and be vigilant at every point. Be vigilant in both insecurity and hunger war. This point APC will finish us and that is just the truth. Almost all the ministers are dead without conscience and that is the truth. This is not time of saying APC and PDP but the time to watch our back for a better tomorrow. I am not a politician neither belong to any party but when you were schooling there is a reason for Class-A and Class-A in politics APC is in Class-Z.
Please don’t mind my typing errors in writing but just focus on the message as you understand it.

You enjoy your suffering now and talk less.

helinues:
Reno should tell us if the price of goods and services in USA have remained same since 2015.

Reno don wail so tey he no get meat for body

Na you first start am. Marriage is of two not one person. Children are not much she is saying all this? Market days normally is every 4 to 5 days right? Now if we have 6 market days a month that means you are sending her market with 9k every month. The truth is that do you have everything in the house like grand-nut oil and red oil with other things ? My brother the truth is that it will not be enough but you must teach her how to manage, because baby food will still be there. Just try and encourage her and she should learn how to manage pls. Is not easy this time. Please she still need to bring her money into the family because if you start it alone like this you will faint and die. Many are working both couples earned less than 60k and with 3 children and they will pay school fees, house rent and other things but still happy and okay. Change your plans learn to buy everything at home and be giving her just 5k every 5 days to buy only meat or fish to cook the food.

BluntNigerian:
FROM MY INBOX.



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Please He Needs Advice.

Which markets she dey buy things? This is how you spoils women. When she was living with her father with many children, ask her how much her father dropped for her mother before she her self got married?

Cardealer2021:
The truth is that with Nigeria current economy 50k(less than a $100) can't sustain a family of four, make the husband reason am
*She will buy food stuff
*Transport
*Snacks for the kids and miscellaneous on her own side.
Let the man make it like 70k at least.

Even me single guy with no responsibility spend more than that a week sometimes not to talk of family of 4

Thank God Buhari change has improved your anger with unspeakable increment. Enjoy. Sharing of national cake within the family is better than giving it to outside country with the pretense of treatment in abroad.

excomarow:
Jonna-Jonna the National Cake Distributor... He was a saint but a failure in terms of national policy making. He failed in all angle and except sharing of national wealth to themselves

Everybody in his position would have done the same thing. He can't undermine the national unity as at that time for his selfish ambition.

How? Na you give am belle? Abi e get watin you know what wey the husband nor know? I just tire. You wan carry the baby comot after congratulating message? All this yahoo boys nawa for una.

AnonyUser:


Just like that?

Bro, e get as e be nah.

Another terrorist loading. Bombing White House soon

This means he was already a weac graduate before weac was found. According to him a founding member and that means at infant he was already a member before when? Use your head abeg.

buckeyemedia:
How did he go to cadet college Sandhurst UK, if he did not have WAEC?

Some people no just like to dey try use whatever that they call a brain to try think?

If the army was that easy your father would have been a General.

Because never started their shot aside show. Because most of them are still mixed up with civilians but I belt you, by this same time next tomorrow, Russian will wiped off every living things in Ukraine including the birds of the field, and the air they breath. Just wait and see.

Igbofam:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/08/vitaly-gerasimov-second-russian-general-killed-ukraine-defence-ministry-claims

The man said, he married her to stop fornicating outside. That word mean a lot if you don’t understand let me explain. His first wife starve him with sex and therefore pushing him outside to fornicate which she don’t care. Now sitting down to realize that doing that often is a big risk for him either news of unwanted from a woman he never wanted but just one night stand or shot caused it or contacting infectious diseases from all those outside make up and inside dirty olosho. What to do he rather settle down with one among others he ever wanted. This woman need happiness too and therefore found this man as a worthy man to be with. Don’t side any woman in marriage, they will only come near you with duress when they need the sex most and when you ask them for it again, there answer will be like, is it food? I can’t ooo Abeg if you can’t bear, then go outside and look for who will be doing it 24 hours

Sophiebabe85:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAJ2hZ4vPY

Mercy Aigbe visits her new husband's village & was praised, adore and hyped as a virtuous new wife

She posted
Hearty Congratulations to you Ade mi @kazimadeoti on your well deserved award, to say i am proud of you is an understatement, you are good man with a great heart and an awesome forgiving spirit . God will continue to elevate you ...

You are a huge blessing to your community and i am more than glad that you are being celebrated by your people the way you deserve.

Thank you Igbomina for the awesome reception and the massive love, i was so overwhelmed and i am glad to be part of you... �

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CaxO2OggQCU/?utm_medium=copy_link

Understand what they are saying here. Dialogue will settle everything. It was west that was beating drums for him. May your name never beat drums of confusion and death for you as west best for Ukraine in Jesus name.

Well that's his opinion,what do you want him to do?
Fold his hands while the Invaders overrun his nation?

He's a puppet that's respected and loved by his people,they are ready to defend their nation.

You are not God. Maybe is what your pastor is teaching you. I know if there was a country called Nigeria when Jesus told the robbers on the cross he will remember him in heaven, many could had turned Jesus apart for forgiving such a person with criminal case file. The worst of it is that your pastor is scamming you people with motivational talk. Read your bible and understand Jesus ways of life. God may recognize David on the last day and ignore you.

OhBritannia:
Delusion of the highest grandeur.
Can a servant serve two masters at the same time?
People are Just praying to the ceiling, they think they are praying to the most high Jehovah.

Una believe West and NATO? This people are game player. When? Russian have seized all the major area in Ukraine and even their president understood their game at the late hour and fail to believe them anymore, then why you? They are all liars from the pity of hell.

HITdemUP:
This man