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tonydim: hahahahahahahahahahahaha, u wont believe it but i am on floor laughing right now. do u know why im laughing? its so unbelievable how you nail your colleague to the cross without realising your imperfections.. do you think you are better than him read the sentences in bold and tell me again that you are better than him, u need to be perfect to be a critic. u are not so why dont u spend time fixing or filling your gaps rather nailing your colleagues.. i am asking myself the same question right now.. how did you go through nursery school, primary school, high school, and college and English is still a problem to you.. please tell me its a typo error

i appreciate your critics, it's constructive. I'm coming up better, you need to hear my spoken English 3-4 years back, it was bad, but people like you made me who i am today.thank you for your constructive criticism.

I'm not sure u think well b4 u post the topic. and who tell you they have right to collect money from guyz, let me refer u to igbopresident post, how his best frnd and gf cheated him. WTF, if u dont phuck dem they will complain and if u do too much they will complain but they cant do without us, abeg make una dey Bleep dey go jare but remember to use condom oooo. na phucking era we dey ooo. if u yab me i no send, i don talk my own. sefini

i sincerely agreed with you, my company just employed one guy (an electrical engineer), to be sincere with you this guy doesnt know how to use tester, he doesnt know anything about electrical, i just discovered today that the guy is zero theoretically and i asked myself one question, how does this guy passed his exams, a Bsc holder from ESUT. I'm equally a fresh graduate (mechanical engineer) but i can dismantle, assemble and overhaul an engine without any supervision. i was telling him what and what i can do which i did some in his presence and he asked me a question, where did u learn all these from? my response goes thus....... i did siwes and IT and i took it upon myself that i must know these things. today i can conveniently lay my hand on heavy duty engines and any mechanical machines as well as air condition and refrigerator. i think its just mind set. believe me

IamChiboi: l never really knew what l wanted to study.. Tho l had a thing for sports Journalism. Then l saw sm1 writing pharmacy in his jamb form in my ss3 and l wrote it too. Today am a practicing pharmacist.

best comedian of the year.

uj_sizzle: I wanted to be a banker. Glad i'm not

God save you. u most have bn sacked by now....

always wish to become an engineer, thanx to Almighty God i'm now a mechanical engineer

Teebest82: From ojota,take a bus to alausa ikeja....from there take a bike to the venue

i no sure sey u know lagos ooo. pls dont mislead him. thank you.

talk2toyin: Please, do u know how I can get to the exam center from Ojota? I'm currently in Akure so, i'll leave for Lagos very early in d morning but, d bus's final stop is @ Ojota. Need a detailed direction from Ojota to the center in Ikeja. Thanks anyone

from ojota take 50 naira bus to maryland. the place is trekable from maryland

no weapon fashioned against Dangote will prosper under the look of Jonathan

Baba ponmile street= ponmile's father street, around mangoro area, along ikeja-iyana ipaja

peeps....... can you vote for the present government of your state in the coming election? give us the reason(s)why you will/will not vote for them.

77 missed calls. mad ppl

most ppl actually married because of s3x and other things to benefit from their partner, If you are going into relationship because of sex u better think twice if not by the time you have the sex twice with your so-called partner you will get tired of the whole thing and even blame yourself for going into the relationship (common among guys). on the other hand, if your own is what you will benefit from ur partner, by the time those things which you are looking up to are no longer there, hmmmmm, wahala. problems will definitely burst out if he can no longer meet your end needs(common among ladies). my advice for the singles is to think twice b4 they say i do.don't force yourself to love let the love come naturally and don't love because the guy/lady is rich, You may not like the end result. good aftrnoon

this guy must be a kegite when he was in university, speaking in kegites language (HLL).

i hail nija

she didn't know it was his joystick when she held it,but she knows the location and exact position of joystick. is she not a mother? or she got impregnated by holy spirit. That guy sef na mumu, he open his eyes, relax and watch the lady performing the operation. A disgrace to manhood. to the lady , b4 u finish tearing my trouser i don find u better blow wey go remove 3 of ur teeth.

mtchweeee, old news

this Animal should be thrown into the pit of hell. bastard

who are they foolin? bunch of idiot idiot

tall and ugly

AjaraEwuro: Exactly bro, me and you cant be on the same level. Thank God your recognised that. Been round the globe much more than you have, I am very sure of that, so, your statement that I am jealous because someone posts pictures of his trip abroad is nothing but mucus. Been round the globe and maybe that's why I wonder why he is posting the pictures. Now, get a sand paper and wipe your butt hole.

"sand paper"? bros u funny oo, now i know u'v truely traveled around the globe. anyway its not sand paper, it's called abrasive paper....

plane conductor, u know every coast(bus stop) in the whole world

bunch of fools.......Eze said " i'm 65 yrs old and i will soon die" go to hell, senseless old man

guy, i cant buy that thing u call car 200k. so sorry ooo just saying it

Arysexy: chestbeater give one example of d slayed.

your ancestors

Igbo slayer. rain of insult.....

sexy glow: His wife looks older

jealousy jealousy

can u turn the car upside down? i want to check the under b4 i price it.

tell ur Auto mechanic to check the engine damper (a rubber that absorb excessive vibration), if the rubbers are bad then he should change them, if the problem persist he should change the four sparking plugs. then the size of ur AC compressor can equally cause vibration, drive for certain distance without AC and see if it vibrates, if they check all these things and the problem still persist then its internal problem, they will have to check the connection from the piston to the connecting rod then to the crank shaft and probably change the crank shaft. with all these the excessive vibration must stop.


four cylinder engines firing order is 1 3 4 2 if thats not properly fixed, it can also cause vibration

i think GEJ is passing a massage across. "if i'm not elected come 2015, there will be blood shed "

my ex asked for break once thinking i will cry, i told her no problem, she s begging to come back now, but i cant take suck a risk. though i loved her and i still find it difficult without her but thousands of good ladies are out there

Iceman296: The Political Party should be Named To Respect the Dead and Also Prevent such From Happening. A Prayer Ground shouldn't be used For Campaign.

May God Rest the Soul of the Dead. Amen

do u need eye glasses

this obiano of a guy wanna rule that state by force, i think its high time u know he has nothing to offer the state but to loot the rich treasure of the state