₦airaland Forum

I give glory to God almighty for making me a christian.

I received couple of calls very early this morning (they dont allow me to enjoy my sleep) that There is a rumor that some people are planning to spread the deadly Ebola virus (is Ebola sand or garri or what means of spreading do they want to adopt? aircraft i guess) i was told to bath with warm water mixed with salt and drink some from it(whoever come up with this idea should remember there is God ooo, if salt kills worm does that mean it can kill ebola or ebola look like worm?). you people should not cause salt scarcity. its funny anyway, we are creative in Nigeria. up Naija.

mumu man, the doctor is still alive, its the nurse that died

look like ebola virus

I TRUST IGBO BOYZ FOR NIJA, DEM FOR DON DEY COMMOT THE PART ONE BY ONE.

what about PGD?

over to His royal highness, the Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi pls judge this guy accordingly. you promised that sharia will guide ur governance.

pinkguy: What do u expect from dis northern d don't allow their daughter to go out the are lock indoor still some one come to ask for their hand in marriage this girl end up having sex with their brothers and any close male relative that are allow to stay close to them( because of the high rate of cousin to cousin sex among them ,just because the are allow to come close to each other. the muslim community have to make law allower them to marry each other

guy, pls help me i cant understand your English.

awodiyat: Am once a student of oau and am an engineer even with going to d spot i know wel dt fire cannt burn in a room and enter another room. Does dt design d buildg r nt mad. Them no wat they r doing. So to me if u tel me a bunk burn ño wahala but a room nt to tak of two. Na plot

dont mind those people criticizing ur grammar, but you ma no try atall, after 5 good years in the university you still dey blow this kind grammar, haba, God go judge your English teachers.

mubarak23: what God forgive us for carelessness, i just pray is not electric cooker that cuase the fire.

God will forgive your grammar.

uppercut113: I am going to beat the crap outta u ,tie you up and fvck your sexy girlfriend if you do not shut up .

complete your registration on Nairaland (upload your pix) b4 you start insulting your father's mate.

uppercut113: Chris Tucker visits a ugly dirty potbellied Chimp at a Nigerian zoo.
the Chimp with oily sweaty face and Nigerian Body odour should be happy and grateful that An American gives 2 fvcks about him. what a ugly motherlover .

you need a psychiatrist to check your brain, i will advice you go to yaba left if you are in Nigeria. can you imagine, this silly guy joined Nairaland today and he's yarning nonsense, you better take your time and concentrate on the pants your are washing. silly jobless boy.

pfijacobs: The title of ur header should be chris tucker 'Comes' to nigeria and not goes or are u not in nigeria?
@topic well I nor go blame am... Nigeria is a sweet place to b if not for BK...
But see d difference btween a monkey and a man... OBJ pls get a cosmetic surgery done... U can afford it!

Mr too know, pele, you must be out of your mind, is that man you called monkey not better than your father? what is the essence of a handsome man without making an impact . I'm very sure if OBJ is your father you will not be where you are today. silly idiot. if u reply u are a fool and if u dont reply u are an idiot.

An eye-witness said policemen were trying to arrest danfo drivers plying one-way, as they gave the danfo drivers hot chase, their (police) vehicle ran into a guy (Apah Simeon, staff of technocrime security ) trying to cross the express, instantly the guy die, neither the police nor the danfo driver stop to check the havoc they caused. sympathizers were looking helplessly before some okada boys moved the dead body from the express. they searched his pulse and found his ID card and his phone to call the last phone number he called but the person didnt answer the call.I think police need serious orientation on how to chase their victims in a crowded area. And chairman of NURTW need to sensitize his members on the danger of plying one-way, they've killed many people, i think its high time to stop them from plying one-way.

why wont i thank God for sending Jesus save me and to teach me how to live a holy life, to live in peace with my neighbor, not to shed the blood of innocent souls and above all not brainwashing me with 7 stupid virgins if i kill my fellow human being. All glory to Him

God will deliver us

is ther PGD form still available? i have HND in mechanical engineering with upper credit. u can mail me via esbjay@gmail.com. thanx

i like ur courage guy, u'v done well. pls still advice them not to try abortion, apart from the chances bn 50/50, they should equally consider the future of that innocent baby. pls advice them more and God will help you.................. my mum once told me similar story, she got married at a very early age........... bla bla bla...............ppl advice her to abort she said no and stood her ground after few months she put to bed (bouncing baby boy) though raising him up then was not easy,.........today he is a medical doctor, built house for my mum buy her car and place her on monthly salary and so on.............imagine she yielded to advice then............................PLS help save that baby's life

you have two options............is either you tell your sister and break her home or you humbly pack your belongings and leave her house and save her marriage.......besides you must have do something or wear loosed/transparent cloth which attracted the guy to you... so 75% of the blame will still be on your head...pele

Ellatyra: You watch nollywood movies right?and you see how things like this escalates quicklyplease give the man the warning of his life...and call someone from home and report d issue to the person,be it your mum or someone you can trust or better still tell your sister you wanna leave the house during the period she's away, and depending on the relationship you have with your sister,you can aswell tell her...and please don't appear scared of the man or intimidated by him...put him in his place even if you have to swear at him,and keep those sms as evidence...my 2cents

childish talk............cant blame u

benardemma: did you advice her to sleep with him?

she said "do the needful" u can interpret it the way u like

you are bad urself, y cant u confront him and tell him instead of putting it on social network.bad colleague. how i wish u know what u are telling people about urself........... that guy too didnt do well by punishing those poor student in such way

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simplyOJ: Looks like Sunday Olishe back them. What ever the case, we all have old pictures. If you take up your old pictures of some years back and realized you have not had any significant improvement from the way you were looking back then, then you need to take a look at yourself again. It's called CHANGE. We all undergo one form of change or the other.

i guess u judge from the shape of his mouth.he truly look like olishe

are those guyz on the floor sleeping or holy spirit is taking control of their life

contact Stella Oduah, I'm very sure she will buy it

go and listen to Dagrin "democracy"

R I P, I LOVE YOU SIR.

i wonder how their product will look like...............make una no born another fela oo

pasqal09: The only thing u did wrong is failing to drink the water

O boy, u wanna complicate his issue. cant stop laughing ;Djavascript:void(0);