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With all this media exposure, if nobody ends up going to jail, then the government would have failed on this one. Money was definitely misappropriated

Stories like this only lend credence to the pitty statement by jay-z that "once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever". Once an olosho, always one.

[quote author=Kelklein post=41477656]1. Fire has no shadow


But it makes shadows...

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Credit: YouTube / Gopinath Selvaraj



2. Chewing gum while cutting onions


Prevents you from bawling your eyes out while you make pasta

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Credit: A Real-Life Housewife



3. You don't have to unlock your iPhone to respond to texts


What the hell is the point of the lock function, then? Still, this just made my life so much easier.
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4. Baby rabbits are actually kittens


Mom, the cat just killed and ate a whole bunch of kittens! That's not confusing at all. .

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Credit: Oxford Dictionaries





5. It's not Fun-guy


It's Fun-jy. Which is way less fun.

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Credit: Instagram / @christmasyd4ler




6. There is a right way and a wrong way to use a bobby pin


And you've probably been doing it wrong.

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7. If you had never cut the cup, how could you have known?


It would have been like if Neo never took the red pill.

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8. You can't smell while you're sleeping


So it wasn't the smell of the fart that woke you up. It was probably the sound.

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9. Have you ever noticed the cyclist in the R of this logo?


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10. Toad is the most profane Super Mario character

What a jerk.

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11. Whoa


Engineers really think things through. It makes me feel good about bridges.

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12. The proper way to peel a Mandarin orange

All this time I thought the proper way was to puncture it with your fingernail, get sticky crap all over your wrists, get irrationally angry, throw it against a wall, and then cry.

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13. What?

So then what is a strawberry? Maybe it's actually a green gummy bear...

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Nice facts. But No 5 has a problem. Both pronunciations are correct. There are even more absurd pronunciations like fun-gi and fun-dzi. I had to re-check when I saw it on your list.

Just 50? Abeg, make we hear word.

How is akoko Edo the largest LGA? Pls expatiate

Qtsnow:
if you are an Interista (Inter Milan Fan) please kindly be
informed that there is a Inter fan Club in Nigeria (Inter Club
Nigeria) you can whatsapp me on 08055611684, to be
added to the whatsapp group.
Forza Internationale

Noted

Inter Milan. Forza Inter.

The ilajes that are related to you are actually a Yoruba subgroup.

Geez, her reply is classic. I love it. Big up to you lady.

Tell me, what exactly is expository about this story.

It's so sad. Things have gone seriously bad. Imagine:
* having to submit assignment with a certain amount
*mandatory purchase of some tacky textbooks, wack handouts
*lecturer telling you to turn round in his office
*lecturer telling you to pay before you can pass a course
*sleeping around indiscriminately with students

All these happening with a lot of impunity.
The level differs from varsity to varsity, anyway.

I might not know all the reasons, but poverty and inability to see beyond ones nose rank high.

BlackTechnology:
This is not Kogi
The vegetation is toooo dry

Thank you brother.

TonyeBarcanista:
I don't think this guy understand the what international relations is. For him to think that his sexual expression with the USA Senator is enough to seal USA-Nigeria relationship shows that's he's bereft of wisdom and sanity. Make no mistake, he's a PDP Senator but he acted and tweeted foolishly. Someone should educate him that MoUs seals bilateral relationship and not escapade

Oh boy! See as you finish timaya.

This topic is just corny to me. Why not create a topic that reads: what I do after taking a shower. Then add that you wear your clothes afterwards.

No. 4 is very correct.

The look on khloe's face is priceless.

I guess it's suppose to add to his sex appeal.

Looks like a village. Is it like living here is part of the training needed for effective policing?

Na Godwin

Airforce1:
Marry her and have 100% rest of mind

The challenges gonna be there.... but she's not gonna cheat

With that kind of beauty, you think she would go unnoticed?

Enough of these invitations, get some of these asses in jail.

Ingenious

Dear, too much of everything is bad.

Oh! those legs are irritating.

Good one from GMB. Carry go. Those who are for you are more than those against you.

Dodgy research. Real men only discus

The thing there is that twitter protest will only raise awareness and consciousness, but street protest is the real deal.

The pool picture is the best. The remaining look Photoshop.

The pool pic is it. The remaining are a bit tacky.

Since your options are limited, just tell her you love her.