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masterblogger:
He meant it. In fact he has refused to delete the post.

She is a dull one. If her husband can post that it says a lot. What else it says is that they've got a communication issue. If she is worried about her marriage, if she doesn't think him a psycho too, she has to sit him down express her disgust in an emotional but heart-reaching way and save her crippled matrimony.

Donbrig:
I've been wondering how a language like pidgin English that is widely spoken all over Nigeria is yet to be officially taught as a subject in our learning institutions. I think it is high time we take pidgin English to a very high level and polish it a bit. Even our politicians use it often during campaigns and some other African countries also speak pidgin English. Sometimes, I wonder how the western world would have packaged and polish pidgin English if it were to be their language.

Because the bitches teaching English have ruined it forever and we can't have them ruin pidgin

handsomeclouds:
You don't need to go gay. U are already gay. Your posts are littered with blazing arrows to that effect.

Oh really? My posts are littered with gay msgs? Point me in their direction.

haywire1:
If i offend u, abuse me but NOT my religion

Abuse the northerns involved in this barbaric act NOT the Religion


Ma Salam

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Jeez! Can you read?! They didn't attack the man for disobeying the emir or for insulting the hausa tribe. They injured him for not fasting! Your religion was thought up and not just that, it was thought up and supported by one of the dullest men in history - the scumbag muhammed you call a prophet.

modelmike7:
... Thank you... It was hidden I guess?

It wasn't hidden. She went into his office and showed him her phone while the recorder was on and asked him to start implicating himself

ATMC:
Mmiri ama efi n' anya!

Makonchokoma

vincentico:
it's no surprise to me as a student no time is too early to study

Who will turn up when nobody is happy with how stingy MTN is or how dumb the school is?

iLegend:
It's not what you say, it's how you say it...

I know your problem. You're smart.
Smart people always think dumb ideas/things don't work, until they try it and say to themselves, "so lame, but it worked." How come? Because they're smart, they never go back to tell the dumb inventor his dumb invention worked. When it works for you; which I (100%) know it will. Hide your ego and come shower your praises. Your comment is a discouragement to many.

You haven't drank a new drink, but you've already condemned the drink of being bitter.

Oh oh oh! I just saw something. The highlighted. It means you're a nice guy and nice guys naturally ruin their relationships themselves. C'mon! Don't be scared of losing a girl. It shows lack of abundance. The more faithful you are, the more a girl thinks other girls don't like you and it affects the love she has for you. When a girl knows every girl wants her man, she falls deeply in love, and tries to shield him from the vamp!res.

Not trying to pick on you; just clarifying things.

Anyways, no problems.

Girls are not toys so I don't pride myself on the number I know.... Anyways, no problems we'll see.

iLegend:
You're right, he's wrong. No abusive words exchanged. No lawyers involved. Case closed. Thank you. Bye.

—iLegend.

Nigga I get what you wrote... I'll play around with it. If I tell a girl something that dumb and it ruins my relationship with her I'm coming for you. But if it works, I'll go gay and hate girls forever because they are just too dumb.

viickerz:
ilegend. Ur head get oil

His head is dry.

A girl asks how was ur night and u reply 'I'm not wearing night gown'... Oh nigga noooooo

PushPlay:
These people should be investigated and convicted.
Heavy fines should be placed on animal poachers and the likes.

Han han!

They should go back to farm in their village If they are that hungary.

Politicians are poaching human life but your dim-wittedness thinks hungry humans who don't want to turn to crime to feed themselves should be punished... When your country is no longer looking like a cursed land, then you can talk of that rubbish.

tuale4u:
They should scrap religious studies altogether.

Let the children learn in church and mosque.

That is not a brilliant idea. Religion is something that can affect a nation. Not all taught religion in school will be pastors. Some may end up to be historical go-TOs when unbiased info is needed on religion...

Religion has its history interwoven with the history of mankind. Some people need to study this to make sure it is unforgotten.

Sunofgod:
.....when 2017 don reach!

Chanji...

Geniusgenes u. Sent me a mail. Sorry I can't find it in my inbox. The NL fore-designed notificator is the only sign you actually sent me a mail. I'm thinking you should resend it if it is important.

otemanuduno:
Nymphidis(Jehovah/Satan) is in trouble these days because this is the beginning of the establishment of the kingdom of the true GOD OF PEACE called DOMINO REVERAD, who is the God of the scientist.

Here is the BOOK OF JASHEB from the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS that shall save souls from unnecessary fear of the DEVIL(Jehovah/Nymphidis) and his son Jesus(Faulkin) and his prophet Mohammed and his agents Witches and Wizards claiming pastors up and down.

Jasheb 11: 1- 15

CHAPTER ELEVEN

1. And Waldis said, I see great abomination in the continents of the world.

2. Behold, Nymphidis has set up much abomination; first he ordered the homos to make daily sacrifices to him, burning up the beasts of the earth for this purpose.

3. And when his soul was tired of these sacrifices, he set up another abomination. He makes the homos eat the flesh of another homo and drink his blood also.

4. For many in the world shall eat the flesh of Faulkin and drink the blood of Faulkin.

5. And in doing so shall they sell their souls to Nymphidis to capture it after their death and to cast them into wheresoever he wished.

6. Behold! the unquenchable fire of Nymphidis is made hot. And those who have tasted of the blood of Faulkin and eaten his flesh shall be condemned in the fire forever.

7. Now another abomination has Nymphidis set up in violence. For this he shall call the Holy War. How can a war be holy, O Jasheb? But the mouth of Murhamid has proclaimed it.

8. For this shall Nymphidis use to destroy multitude of souls. And his three holy books so-called shall be marred with war and violence to the point that it were better for them to be called the Books of Wars rather than the Books of Peace.

9. And they shall be marred with errors and contradictions, revealing the impotency of Nymphidis and his limitations of knowledge.

10. And there shall be errors in both its chronicles and its histories. And the three books shall also contradict themselves.

11. And facts and figures shall be tarnished with errors such that many great thinkers shall name them other names.

12. This is the beginning of failure and shame for Nymphidis because the prophecy of Faulkin shall also be put to shame in it.

13. For the time promised by Faulkin to return to the earth shall be past and he shall not return, because he shall not have his way.

14. And every generation shall think that the prophecy of Faulkin's return shall come at their own time, but none shall see his return.

15. And if the 2,625th year after the death of Faulkin shall come without his return, the homos shall begin to believe the doctrine of Otem, the prophet of Eartum.

Chai Osogbo weed

Here is a very interesting read.

A friend of mine wrote an open letter to God that's really a tell all on the issue of Nigerian. I implore you to read and meditate on this wonderful piece.

In addendum, it is an open letter so please read with an open heart and appreciate this literary piece.

An Open Letter to God


Dear God,
Fuel
is at
N250, there is no light and heat is extreme. I wake up at night in a pool of my own sweat as
if I am still bed-wetting . If i go out,
mosquitoes await my fresh blood. In short,
things are terrible.

God, is it not high time you answered us?
Must we suffer more? Is 56 years of serious
suffering not enough ?
When will you pick our
call?

I know my rhetorics will probably get no
reply from you but i will strongly advise you
to answer us now. Some of our youths are
now running out of patience.
But please, I have a question, what's our
crime?

We've abandoned our own African
Traditional Religion and we opted for
Abrahamic religions viz Christianity and
Islam, we have prominent men of God in
both areas, we now have more churches and
mosques than shrines. We've lost our own
ways to follow you but it seems you don't
even have our interest in mind. Why?


We know you like the Israelites more, they
are your beloved but i can tell you we're
more religious than them now. We pray and
pray, we asked for a leader to help us even
though it seems like we voted them in but we
know nothing happens without your hand in
it.

After all, you're the master planner, the
same you gave us Babangida, you removed
him. You gave us Abacha and thanks you he's
no more and for that we're still grateful but
let's be sincere, our country is no better. We
are regretting and regressing!

<a href="http://www.wikeria.org/2016/04/an-open-letter-to-god_1.html?m=1/">Continue</a>

Daniel2289:
U can't trick me. And u can't brainwash me. To me Porn is real. The real thing is that, some do fake it when it comes to orgsms.

Don't be deceived. Porn is bs. Go watch Amy Anderssen's scene with lisa ann and you'll discover they fake everything. Find some behind the scenes clip of allison tyler or samantha saints.... They are really unhappy people... Christy Mack said she is doing it for the money... They are numb on drugs most times you see them on camera.

Palmwinetapper:
like your mother was affected when I j****** on her face

Dude you think you got jokes? If I start with you, you'll be another kid who was found hanging from the ceiling from cyber bullying.... Apologise for that shit you wrote immediately!

Palmwinetapper:
jesus. See jealousy. She is richer than you and can even buy you

Your case has worsened. Dude you need therapy. I'm being straight with you. You are obsessed and it's gonna start affecting you sooner or later that's if you haven't been affected already.

Luckylife:
you are absolutely right, Nothing spiritual about that Africa remain backwards for lack of knowledge.

Shut the Bleep up.... Female hormones? Yes. How did it get into him? That is what they are calling spiritual. Yes pidggin africa is really backward if peeps like you and the 161 that liked ur bull shit still exist.

amokeme:
Hehehehe
This one is actually boring., I enjoyed the comments in the other thread more. This one is just full of anger than experience

Shut tf up... U are bitter. Everything is dang right... U treat sex like u don't have pleasure nerve endings in ur puuusssy.... You date because ur friend is dating and he must be rich because your friend can afford stmthngs from the cash he loads her with.... You don't believe in being in a relationship for communal benefits...


The only reasons Nigerian girls 99 percent of them date is because - their friends are dating.
2. Too many boys are asking them out and so they'll decide to pick one of em not out of affection but because they can't bare it any longer.
3. They want that shoe their friend wears; the one her bf got for her.


That Boys before flower shii no it aint for em mofos.

lifezone247:
Gbam!!!

Boman2014 you said you were narrowing from all religions to Christianity, then to Nigeria. Not a sing le example you gave was happened in Nigeria.


See y'all just keep tryying your best to deface christianity and religion. Trying to place it as the foundation of african problems but you are being biased.....


How many times has anybody written an article on politics and the bullshhhhiit it is causing in Nigeria. In ilorin where I live, grandmothers would walk as long as 2 kms to eat amala at saraki's house and get 500 naira all to show support for a man who doesn't pay their children their wages.


In Nigeria, we export our crude oil to Nigerian owned refineries to refine, we then buy it back from the unpatriotic Nigerians who built a refinery outside the country, at outrageous prices. We use more money to subsidise the price of the fuel, when all that money could have been used to build refineries - something monkeys won't do.... Those doing this are educated; what do you have to say about that?


In america they have a lot of religious or God-believing people, have you read cases of them eating grass? Instead it is those that go counter on religion that you read doing bizarre things.

There are americans that have actually done some unbelievable religious things but the number is so few.....


My point is that; if you are dull you are dull, stop blaming it on religion. Africans are generally dull people that is where we have problems. You have a good evidence of that from African Americans refusing to trace their roots back to africa to make it a better place. It's not like they don't know the third-world label it's got. But instead they don't even want to be regarded as african- americans but americans.....


Africans are dull... Fix that and stop fighting religion.

There is one tribe that don't look different than warthogs to me........ The hausa people.... Pure beasts!!!

cruzita:
better than your pillow

Don't mean to be rude o.... But you can be into sports and be sexy.... You need find something to do about your looks and choice of dressing before you get labelled as a butch and then you find yourself licking clit and you can't do nothing about it..... Don't let that guy get to you tho...... You can be into sports and still turn heads look at girls like hope solo and other soccer stars even oshoala

johnydon22:
The superstitious mind will always find a way to assume up something to fear where there is none .. if you wear a red shade you will always see everything in a shade of red.

maybe we should throw away the words "pyramid, triangle, beast and the number 6 so that you all can stop scaring yourselves with these baseless mumbo jumbo..

Does apostacy equals all round stupidity


So the mystery of the number, the pyramid and shii is baseless My brother u have been wasting ur existence on the planet just commit suicide........

Ask yourself why a book u people call ancient talked of a number that a company is now using in exactly that order didirin.


I am so sorry for the above I did not see it was the great johnydon22; the greatly dumb johnydon22..... It's 2k16 and you are still senseless.... I smh for ur extended family o.

johnydon22:
The superstitious mind will always find a way to assume up something to fear where there is none .. if you wear a red shade you will always see everything in a shade of red.

maybe we should throw away the words "pyramid, triangle, beast and the number 6 so that you all can stop scaring yourselves with these baseless mumbo jumbo..

Does apostacy equals all round stupidity


So the mystery of the number, the pyramid and shii is baseless My brother u have been wasting ur existence on the planet just commit suicide........

Ask yourself why a book u people call ancient talked of a number that a company is now using in exactly that order didirin.

I would love any Unilorin student who is very good in physics help me in physics.... I have a working brain that wants to know physics to know not just to pass tests.


07062483979 is my whatsapp no.

wheredemdey:
You are silly for equating a living legend like Duncan mighty in the same statement with this misguided kid.

May your mouth shrink...you are daft...do you listen to music at all??...duncan mighty....duncan that the don jazzy u reverence tried to sign...you are a big pile of cow dung.....you are lucky am not near you....inshort give it up.....i will find you and kill u.....you are a bleeding mammal...i will deal with you....

Back of penis

So because don jazzy tried to sign duncan that is a biggie....? Wait... Who the Bleep is don jazzy? When real musicians not the noise makers this country calls artistes gather, don jazzy will be amongst? Duncan mighty a living legend Nigga! Ok.

Airforce1:
how did you know it was nonsense when you cant listen to it?

He meant can't jam to it. You really are very dumb. It is sad you might make it in the Nigerian music industry where bullshitssss like duncan mighty are music celebs because you remind me of duncan mighty.... Smh for this country