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Crime / Re: I Enjoy Having S*x Only With Animals – 39-year-old Woman Confesses by Esdb3: 5:06pm On Aug 12, 2016
Now that's a Biatch!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: 100 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist (pix) by Esdb3: 4:59pm On Aug 12, 2016
Looks like we just found the fountain of life.
Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Rape Victim Bled To Death In Lagos by Esdb3: 4:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Nairaland / General / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Smartphone Keypad. by Esdb3: 4:45pm On Aug 12, 2016
U just want to shame the physical keyyyboard users abi. Diaris God o
Crime / Re: Bank Manager Connived With A Fraudster To Steal N14m Belonging To Dead Customer by Esdb3: 4:44pm On Aug 12, 2016
Banker of Hell
Nairaland / General / Re: Smart Minds Only. by Esdb3: 4:40pm On Aug 12, 2016
May thunder fire the poster above me!
Education / Re: 4 UNILORIN Accident Victims Die by Esdb3: 4:37pm On Aug 12, 2016
No next session for them niyen o. I'm happy for them they are free of this Cursed rolling sphere called earth.


The rate at which people die in that unilorin self ehn. I'm here if you need me tho death.

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Romance / Re: 12 Signs That Shows Your Boyfriend Loves You by Esdb3: 4:35pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Politics / Re: Breaking- Discharges And Acquits All Arrested IPOB Members At Enugu by Esdb3: 4:34pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Romance / Re: Ladies! 4 Must-know How Techniques That No Man Can Resist by Esdb3: 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2016
just know how to be a bad pussy and we men are good!
Nairaland / General / Re: The Most Decorated Olympian In History (micheal Phlep). by Esdb3: 4:30pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Business / Re: Naira Finally Improves At The Interbank Rate by Esdb3: 4:28pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lmao! That's an improvement?! We have been reduced to rubbish!




Emmy B

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Foreign Affairs / Re: First Nudist Open Air Bar In London by Esdb3: 4:26pm On Aug 12, 2016
Issokay

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Sports / Re: Premier League’s Top 10 African Starlets To Watch This Season by Esdb3: 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This Lionel Messi's Picture by Esdb3: 4:24pm On Aug 12, 2016
Kilon so bai






Emmy B
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Suspended For Manchester United Opener by Esdb3: 4:23pm On Aug 12, 2016
The user above me though!




Emmy B
Health / Re: Abandoned Pregnant Women Die In Labour Rooms by Esdb3: 4:22pm On Aug 12, 2016
Emmy B
Crime / Re: Woman Accidentally Shoots Self While Snapchatting by Esdb3: 4:19pm On Aug 12, 2016
EmmyB
Nairaland / General / Re: Animal Lovers Strip Off And Run Naked In London Zoo To Save Endangered Tigers by Esdb3: 4:18pm On Aug 12, 2016
I hope the male Tigers don't get turned on.

Normal Konji craze and we talking Tigers here!
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Sheyi Shay And Falz The Bahd Guy Cover Complete Fashion Magazine's S by Esdb3: 4:17pm On Aug 12, 2016
EmmyB
Culture / Re: In The 1930s, Igbo Men In Elaborate Hairstyles And Body Paint by Esdb3: 4:10pm On Aug 12, 2016
kettykin:


Which Igbo town is oyo more advanced than. Sometimes coming online to display gross ignorance can end up backfiring, is it not the same oyo that is filled with dead brown roof buildings and ritual forests whose airport is nothing but a big residence of birds and rodents.

Why are you picking on the human? You are accusing he or she of being a tribalist while, in fact you are the tribal bigot here! He or she only made a statement of fact. I read no abuse in that. It was stated that Oyo dynasty saw this people as bush people so gave them the name 'Igbo'. Just like how whites called us negroes and how they regarded the yoruba people as 'eku' people because. Of our tautology of the word. You can only denounce the statement as true or false. Before you cast a stone place yourself under a fucking magnifying glass!


Cc olive282 and
betterABIAstate cheruv

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Romance / Re: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by Esdb3: 3:54pm On Aug 12, 2016
Freiden:


Fvvck moral code. The guys worth make em celebrate em pass the polithiefian u dey tuale give day and night....at least they r not crumbling the economy with em hustle.


If i hear you say moral code again....i go invite beta thunder make ein visit you

#RADARADA

Invite that thunder to try to fix your head. Fraud is hustling? What have I not heard now! A thief is a thief! Politicians steal from the masses. That even makes it a bit more bearable. It's a lot of people's money. Y boys steal from individuals making it even harder to bear for that individual. Just imagine you were the guy who they duped. You thought you were paying for a house with your hard earned money but you really were being made a fool out of for a profit to the scammer. That's a hustle? Man! shut your empty head somewhere the sun don't reach!
Romance / Re: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by Esdb3: 4:38pm On Aug 11, 2016
KELVINXY:


so that's what you usually think
when you see pple spend lavishly?
you label them fraud?

and u're here talking of moral code?
who made you judge over men anyway?

where's ur own moral now?

Can you read well? If you could you would have seen the op refer to this lavish spender as a yahoo boy(an internet fraudster). That is why I labelled him a fraud. Calling a fraudster a fraud is not judging him. In what part of Nigeria did you have your western education self?!

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Romance / Re: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by Esdb3: 11:01pm On Aug 10, 2016
vivianbelema:
preacher

Emeka, get 20 mint pieces of 500 naira, and this girl will twerk and open it for you. She won't even find out if you won them.
Romance / Re: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by Esdb3: 10:57pm On Aug 10, 2016
KELVINXY:


leave the nigga

when they see you spending as if you don't care,trying to forget the hustle
They think it's a manna.


So you are appending fraudulently acquiring wealth to the 'hustle' movement? Where is your moral code. I know these are trying times but shit!

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Food / Re: The Huge Python My Friend Bought In Epe by Esdb3: 10:32pm On Aug 10, 2016
Mafizo:

This is one of the reasons why the whites are far better than us

Not that Africans especially Nigerians don't have food at home but they derive joy in killing innocent animals

Every Week we here about killings of wild animals especially reptiles of which most are endangered species


It is when you have two cars you can afford the luxury to decide which is for important occasions. This people are freaking hungry!!!!!!! The seller just made 35k!!! Have you any idea how tedious a work he'll do to get paid that high?! If people can make decent money working safe jobs, they won't go into the forest to kill snakes. Think before you type. Your fingers are controlled by your head.
Romance / Re: I Am Gonna Propose To My Albino Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Day by Esdb3: 11:27am On Aug 10, 2016
jeffcheddy:


Amen sir. Thanks!

Ha! Afin?! Ori oyinbo owa lo fe fe afin. Have you told your parents?! Both of you can't go to the beah together. Ha! Are you ready to buy umbrella!!!! You must buy a car!!! This Nigerian sun will cause you problems. Think well about this o!!! Love is blind but yours doesn't have eyes o... Afin!!!!!

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Crime / Re: Odi & Policemen Who Tortured Uzoamaka Chukwu Arrested In Ebonyi by Esdb3: 10:01am On Aug 10, 2016
malenko01:
ok

Yes torture is wrong. But a minor had sex. A freaking minor! Where is the boyfriend's. Head on a plate because I'm guessing he is above 18.
Religion / Re: Hilarious But The Truth About Pastor Adeboye's Message (pics) by Esdb3: 10:46pm On Aug 09, 2016
Akshow:
Ok

Be wise. If your Dogari followed Religious tenets he won't pad budgets. What holds Africans back is confusion, hypocrisy and the inability to even realise or predict correctly they have and what problem they have exactly.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Counsels Against Involvement In Sin by Esdb3: 10:45am On Aug 08, 2016
AccessME:
This ur talks these day wouldn't earn you any iota of respect!!! sometimes, it is better for a renowned man of God to keep mute rather than constitute confusion and misconceptions online

The man preached that sermon at his church. The people putting it on social media are the real demons. Is there a crime in preaching in ur church?
Education / Re: 10 Common Grammatical Blunders You Should Endeavour To Avoid by Esdb3: 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2016
Rapmoney:
Just like that? Without any proof?


You need proof of something so smthng so straight-forward? Read Novels you'll see example + google is your friend.
Education / Re: 10 Common Grammatical Blunders You Should Endeavour To Avoid by Esdb3: 1:04am On Aug 05, 2016
Rapmoney:
As humans, we learn new things everyday. Only a dead man that doesn't learn and the foolish man picks offence unnecessarily when he's corrected! cool I'm not perfect and you, yes, you over there, reading this, can't be too. We all learn but it's good you share the knowledge you have because there could be others out there who might need whatever you have to share. You can also learn from what others have to share. Below are 10 common grammatical blunders we make in Nigeria when speaking:

1) 'Who is that'? People often ask this question when they hear a knock on their door. The proper question to ask should be: 'Who is it'? This is because you don't know who's at your door. It's even preferable to ask: 'Who be that'? At least, we know you are speaking Pidgin English cheesy

2) Answering a question with just a simple YES or NO only. This is very wrong. Example1: 'Do you work on Sundays'? Instead of answering 'No', you should say 'No, I don't'. Example2: 'Do you know him'? Instead of saying just 'Yes' if you know who the first speaker is referring to, you should say 'Yes, I do'. That makes it a complete answer.

3) Using the word 'offer' in school subjects. Many teachers make this terrible mistake!!! You would hear statements like 'My students don't offer Literature' or 'If you know you are not offering Government, leave the class'. WRONG!!! Students don't OFFER subjects; they TAKE subjects! To offer means to give or present something to someone. Does it mean you are presenting something to Literature or Government? grin Naija teachers, una no go kill person!

4) Using a plural verb for collective pronouns: 'Everybody ARE coming'. EVERYBODY is a collective pronoun. Collective pronouns (Collective nouns inclusive), carry a singular verb which is 'IS' and not 'ARE'. Many people also make the mistake of adding 'S' to staff, when addressing a collection of workers in an organisation. Don't say 'All the staffs in this firm'. Instead, say 'All the staff in this firm'.

5) 'I want to buy COOK egg' (Lol, not even cooked egg! grin). It's a common blunder when we go to the neighbourhood shop. Bros, it's either you are buying a boiled egg or one that is not cooked (raw) because even the one that's fried is cooked!

6) 'The shoes do not size me'. Wrong!!! 'SIZE', in this context, is a noun! It cannot function as a verb here. The correct way to say this is: 'The shoes do not fit me' or 'The shoes are not my size'. You can still say 'The shoes are over-sized or under-sized'.

7) 'My stomach or my head is paining me'. WRONG! It's not only a terrible mistake to make grammatically; it's also a useless statement!!! Why add ING to PAIN to create a verb that's not only useless but non-existent? You can say 'My stomach aches' or 'I feel pain in my stomach'.

The following are more of Oral English (correct pronunciation; that's speaking right).

cool Pronouncing FEBRUARY as 'FEBUARY'. When you pronounce this word, the 'U' and 'A' are to be silent. Pronounce it as if you are saying 'FEBRY'.

9) When you pronounce WEDNESDAY, the 'D' should be silent. It should come as 'WENSDAY'.

10) When you pronounce POLICE, the 'O' should be silent. It should come as 'Plice'.

Godbless!


Ehm Oga Soyinka hold am small. You can answer a question with just No or Yes. Thank you.

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