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I tire o and ibo films too singing the scenes while it is acted.

Buhahaha.

I want to believe God hates that dumb country
But edit your post well so It'll make FP.

Please Drake killed Ojuelegba just like he killed meek on his diss track.

The current standard of police we have doesn't deserve better than this

Dude see how you killed your own thread. Write something better and it will make fp

They are about to stop their #Godwin track.

Ahaha.
True though.

I have a huge crush on this lady. #MyMilf #AfterAmberRosetho!!

frank317:
Lol... You ran away and watched from a distance, yet you could hear their conversion? I bet you were watching nollywood movie.
Take it easy with ur lies na.
When people run from danger, they don't stop to watch, they run to safety but u hung around danger zone to listen to their conversation. Bet you have your own charm too Lol

Hallelujah you didn't insult this time.

Check for my reply to the dude who made the same claim.

dalaman:
You don't even know how to lie. You were running away from danger but somehow you stood close enough to hear their conversation? Tell a better lie please.

Dude open area, cultist converse quietly especially when sm1 is defying them? We woulda ran home if we didn't notice the dude that stayed back. He was a friend to some of us. Notice I called him my dude and the bunch of us there were not kids or freshers or peeps that don't know people. Some of the cult folks were known to some people standing with me.

So logically explain or logically evade. If you can't answer I've got lot things for you to logically explain.

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imsuboi:
Yoloba scum.

It is Yoruba people you can mock. Go and mock the people that actually murdered your people cowards.

marcoNG:
the war was not about ojukwu or gowon!!! the igbo people were murdered in their hundred of thousands all over nigeria, read about the polgrom in nigeria, google will help u. the igbos decided to go as a result and practically force ojukwu to lead them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_anti-Igbo_pogrom

All over Nigeria?! How is the north the whole Nigeria?

dalaman:
He used an illusion to trick you the same way other magicians do. The greatest magicians on earth like Chris Angel, James Randi and David Copperfield perform illusions greater than the best chief priest or old man in your village can ever perform. They have all stated that it is all tricks and they don't know of any supernatural tricks anywhere. James Randi has a million dollar reward for anybody that can prove the supernatural under a controlled environment.




The bullet can miss the target or the bullet could be a dud bullet that produces only sound but doesn't harm. Armed robbers and cultist use it to intimidate people.

An old village illiterate that charms people is doing what david whatever is doing? Buhahaha

I'm still coming back to the old man thing.

Okay the bullet thing. You have logically explained. Now logically explain this.

So cultist came into this place 'firing into the air', this my dude Ondo man empowered by ayelala(not sure if that is the name) was there. People ran, it was an open area so they watched from afar, we watched from afar. They asked the dude to get up, dude was like: 'what is wrong with this one?' 'Ha ha I said get up!' 'Mtchew' replied the dude. Then the cultist pointed the gun at him and he asked the dude to shoot that gun that if it works he'll go naked. Long story short, cult guy shot, nothing happened, another did nothing happened, they shot into the air it worked, they shot at him again nothing happened, the gun couldn't go off. Then they hailed him and since then they made him their lord juju guy because he didn't want to join them.

And before you ask why cultists were doing in an open space, their rival cult was partying on a side 30 minutes before they arrived.

Weah96:
How many Christian pastors have been caught banging the same sex?

According to you, they are false prophets, predicted by the scriptures. End time Things. As if it takes a supernatural power and IQ to protect one's investment.

investment? Whose investment? When Jesus made the statement he had no building he could call a church. Offerings were still taking to the temples

What you consider a prediction or prophecy, I call a useful disclaimer. Example, "No one should add or remove words from this book, ever."

prophesy? Prediction? It was a warning. Further answer below.

You tremble when you see sh.it like that, thinking that a God told someone to write it. All I see is the most basic and cheapest of scams. If I was a wicked person who tells lies for a living, like politicians do, I wouldn't want anyone tampering with my book in the future either.

and if you spoke the truth you'll want it to be tampered with?

And who exactly are you referring to God? Jesus? The apostles? The current christians?

End time false prophets are another convenient disclaimer. When you write a book of lies, you can expect that someone down the road will join you in propagating that lie. The person may not be as careful with their public behavior and just in case they are caught sucking dik in the Walmart bathroom, the book can disown them.

do you even make sense to yourself? How does 'don't be sexually immoral' a lie that correlates with having your dick sucked in public by another man or a woman?

How much do you want to bet that the Quran also has disclaimers? I can bet that no one can add or subtract words from it. I'm willing to bet that "false prophets" or apostates were also anticipated by Jibril and Mohammed.

Your point exactly?







Blah blah blah.

False prophets were not damn what is this one even saying.

Matthew 24:24 ESV / 73
For false christs and false prophets will arise
and perform great signs and wonders, so as to
lead astray, if possible, even the elect.

Matthew 7:15 ESV / 55
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in
sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous
wolves.

Matthew 7:21-23 ESV / 49
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one
who does the will of my Father who is in
heaven. On that day many will say to me,
‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name,
and cast out demons in your name, and do
many mighty works in your name?’ And then
will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you;
depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’


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You are speaking like there is a meeting where they choose who will become a pastor.

How will any book of lie write a disclaimer about it's preacher? Do you make sense to yourself.

Revelations was what John the beloved was referring to when he asked that no words be added unto 'this book'.

If you don't know, the Bible was not a book written by one man. The disciples don't even know a 'Bible' exists before they died. Joshua called it this book of the law. Where did anybody ever call it 'bible'? Lemme guess you don't know cause your hate websites gave you nothing on that.

The bible books were separate books before they were compiled that is why calling it a 'made-up lie' makes you look like a fool because. Peter actually wrote a book, Mark, Matthew and Luke actually gave their accounts of Jesus, John actually wrote a book on the account of Jesus. Read the last verse of the book of John not Revelations.

disclaimer/dɪsˈkleɪmə/
noun
a statement that denies something, especially responsibility.

Jesus didn't deny anything he just warned the followers not the world mind you, that, false prophets will arise and perform wonders that may deceive even the very elect.
The people asked: "how do we know them". He replied by their fruits you shall know them.
Now am asking you: what are the fruits he was referring to?

You just made the dumbest assertion I've ever read damn learn from your other atheist jare.


And who says a gay pastor is a false pastor? He may simply have a problem and if he is willing then he can ask for help. The thing is a pastor that has his dick sucked by another man and one that has it sucked by another woman are no different and can both be forgiven if they were truly called.

menesheh:
God, what's up na, noah don finish the ark, bring down the rain na. So curious mann. Shout-out to ma niggaz who could make it to the ship #40daysrain

Why don't you just enjoy christianity and not question it.

And I didn't notice you weren't the one I was replying or re u nt the one that said the eck thing

kossyablaze:
Lol....I smell lies...How can Jesus raise the dead!

U stole my FTC. Are you contributing to the joke or you really don't know Jesus raised the dead.

plaetton:
I am glad that you inadvertently admit that religious beliefs starts in the home.
So, if your home is Hindu, you grow up Hindu and believing in Hindu gods.
Therefore, you are a christard by simple accident of birth, nothing else.

First you didn't reply the one meant for you wth you quoting sth meant for other people.

Calvinism; even if you were born into a demon controlled home.

So we should regard pele a simple accident of birth because he was born by a goal machine of a father?

Wow!
You mean there are such a thing as fake pastors ?

Well then, if there fake pastors, there were also bound to be fake biblical prophets, fake apostles, fake saviours, fake virgin births and of course words of god, fake scriptures and fake gods.

*in a baby's voice* wow because there are fake scientists therefore there are, fake journals, fake professors, fake phenomenons, fake hypothesis, fake laws of physics, fake science histories, doctored certificates.

Man shut da hell up! Even Jesus himself warned of the fake prophets as a sign of the end time.

Lol.
ISNT everyone different in some way ? shouldn't everyone be identified as a different separate individual ?

No I didn't know that before me someone different from my immediate sibling said that! For you to think that is what I meant, dazzles me!

Lol.
This has gone full r.et.ar.d.

So, when exactly did Christianity , the blind irrational and illogical (your words ) reverence to middle east myths and worship of middle east gods become THE AFRICAN NORM ?

Someone actually questioned this and I answered him. Look around for the answer I can't repeat my self.

Lol.
Continuing in the full r.et.ar.d mode, we now invoke the Almighty and equally UBIQUITOUS Devil, the imaginary god's evil twin brother.

Who said the devil is everywhere? You don't even have your facts straight and do you know what the word 'twin' means?

P.S :- I don't worship a god I worship God. Damn are you a sucker 'for not using the right words?'

And you call me a re.....tard over what?! How does christianity threaten you?! Can't you live and let live! YOU DON'T BELIEVE GOD exists. Some other person does htf is that a problem to your life? The faster you realise you HATE God the faster you'll get your priorities straight.

If you won't grow up and learn to stop being profane then you gotta stop quoting me. Not your fault you even sound 15. This is all about winning an argument for you not learning what will either make or mar you mtchw

Re.t.ar.d mode overdrive :

You forgot to add that religion, not being logical, is also not being rational, which means not being sensible, which, translated in modern English, means DUMB.
So, your advice to the op is truly MONUMENTALLY DUMB.



Lol.
This one, I agree 100 %.
Indeed, you can be a pastor of a church, and still be a scientist, albeit, A BAD-Bleep Scientist.
we have some on Nairaland.

If you don't know what bad-ass means then keep crying wolf. Me and some dude dalamane are discussing, keep up with it maybe you'll understand that the world, isn't all about logic.


And oh my world, if something is not logical it is irreverent? Lmfao.

dalaman:
An old man tricked you into believing he used weaved palmfrond to fetch water. Same tricks our native doctors use all of the time.

Explain how he tricked me. you weren't there and you are talking so confidently so native doctors trick? Ok with what did he trick? Mtchw. You know what? Just forget.


Bullets kill people right? Logically, what will make a bullet not kill a man if he is shot at?

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dalaman:
You saw a man using a special bucket to fetch water. It wasn't a normal bucket, it's a trick magicians use all the time. it's only an illusion. The basket only appeared to be a basket, the holes could have been covered with transparent materials just to deceive people. Magicians use tricks to beguile the public all the time. Richard Angel and David Copper field for example perform incredible magical feats that no African you know can do or has ever done on camera. They walk on water, fly in the air, divide human beings into two halfs, but they have openly stated that they use tricks and all they do is an illusion. The two of them remain the greatest magicians on earth and have said it's all an illusion, Nothing supernatural at all. It's just tricks.

What am I saying what are you saying. An old man used weaved palmfrond baskets to fetch water. News was he was going to hurt someone badly that night.

Damn my bae bad! Shout out to my boo Delilah. #EatingThatBootyLikeGroceries.

STC

I can't be a teacher in a ss3 class. Men mtcha I don't know what I'll do men.

Dogs scare me.
Reminds me of Tom and Jerry when that bull dog barks Jerry up poles.

frank317:
You are a lost case because u are arrogantly ignorant

You are so abusive. How do people cope with you.

A round of applause for them. We will be here when they need the favour too.

Thank God for money in their lives cause if they don't have that they have nothing. See as dem look with the photoshop and make-up self.