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I am telling u ooooooooooo

donbachi:
All u need is heavenly connection.

I wonder ooooo cos na 19800 I still see oooo

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this made me smile all thru...this is golden

I would have said poverty but damn this is the result of pornography...pple act weird...back then in school while hustling in my bros shop downloading movies and all...A man once came for adult movies but to my surprise he said my brros has given him all those ones that - do I have any animal action(woman animal sex) or what will call paedophelia...Imagine what that one will be doing at home to the young children.....it was that day I told him to delete all the BINTA and friends on his lappy...ANd I don,t want to say illitracy or lust I will just say some persons are agents of darkness, people made to cause havoc from years of selfish behaviour...Imagine that idiot looking man 15 pikin and he can,t even afford to take care of himself

fortune1968:
Honestly I don't know myself .I had slept on the same bed with my own daughter when she was slightly ill just to monitor her in the night .I don't know what could attract a father to his own daughter !

so how did that come to be?...did u pray about it or it was just a trance or a dream

Beosten:
Have the spiritual eyes and marry someone at par with your destiny.

If I tell you this, you may see it as fiction: exact house where my wife lived and her office's exact location were revealed to me in a dream.

But I didn't go to these locations in search of her. We met somewhere else. It was when I visited her for the first time that I declared myself a seer par excellence. Then, I was to pick her up at her place of work later. I became dumbfounded upon getting to the place.

so New born will pay taxes now or they want to start paying them alawee

TheTrueSeeker2:
FIRS is currently working on plans to make it mandatory for new born babies in Nigeria to obtain TAX Identification Number (TIN) beginning from 2nd January 2020


Modified

I'm currently attending a TAX summit in Abuja where that information was shared.


Every participant protested and a rep from FIRS was invited for clarification.

He still said same.

The rep of the National President of NLC and a Presidential candidate of one of the political party during the 2019 gen election took on the FIRS Rep over such policy.

FIRS said the policy was passed by the NASS and the Presidency. There's is just to collect and follow instruction.

whAT THE CORRECT THING TO SAY

Oluwasaeon:
How is 'my names are' wrong ?

200k for educational and 80 million for BBN...school no sure last last

How Am suppose to starta conversation with a stranger militay lady..LIke I smile and say Hi or just walk up confidently and men th scenerio in my head is funny..I'd love to befriend a military lady someday tho

AnalQueenluci:
A lot of myths have been spread about women in the military (Absurd) while some ignorant men believe they have been made rigid through the rigorous trainings they go through ,A big LIE though

These are some main reasons you should date an army lady rather than shallow brain mamas : -

,Emotional

Women in the military have been trained to be brave and courageous .They are by profession fighters who have been toughened by various phases of trainings ,however ,the trainings they have gone through haven't shielded them from the traumas accompained by love.

They embrace motherhood easily,


While so many people share an unreal belief about military women been wrecks when it comes to marital bliss ,some of them are married and they embrace motherhood with a shocking interest .
NB: They put everything they have into use to ensure their children live normal lives...GREAT.

They are supportive

Most people believe military women are mean and therefore avoid them. They could be excellent friends when people get to know them more. Same way they could be tough and intimidating ,they could also be fierce when it comes to fighting for their friends and their loved ones ~ this is what all guys want!

Physical beauty and sexual favours : -

Army ladies always look sexy(figure with a firm and well Cupped breast due to yoga-like trainings (yummy).
Not every woman in the military sleeps around ,some are virgins unlike slayqueens we see at lekki or VI , know it that most military ladies have dignity and have been able to maintain healthy non- sexual relationships with their superiors

Long live Army ladies gang(A.L.G)

but Bill gate no de park truck for road wey de cause accident plus traffic na

Brika:
https://leakers.ng/news/2159-bill-gates-turned-me-into-a-different-person-billionaire-businessman-dangote/

was it an adverised vacancy or na by recommendation..congrats tho

motionarena:
Hello guys

I got an invitation invite for a IT Support role at Tek-expert, and will like to know if going for the interview is worth it in terms of staff pay and Walfare because i reside at Lagos mainland and the company is located at Victoria Island.

Please help is urgently needed interview date is really close

me nko....no be thinking wan finish me since morning

Uyi168:
My friend was posted to taraba state..
We've been consoling him since morning..

employ this guy already and save ursef countless cases of long investigation list

skulnascam:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com




Most Nigerians and mobile phone users all over the globe usually lock their phones , thereby making it difficult for anyone to have access to information in them, particularly their account details.

But a suspected telephone hacker who was arrested by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Ladipo, Lagos, has revealed that such measure does not prevent him and his likes from gaining access into any bank account if they laid their hands on such phones.



Surprisingly, the 31-year-old suspect, Dare Oladimeji, is a Senior Secondary School Certificate holder.

In this interview with Crime Guard, Oladimeji, a footballer, who just returned from Dubai, the United Arab Emirates, having concluded his two years contract with ALAIN FC, said hacking into bank accounts through phones , had nothing to do with being a graduate.



Arrest


Some suspected members of his gang as gathered, had earlier been arrested and charged to court. He was tracked to Idi-Oro area of Lagos, during investigation into the withdrawal of N200,000 from a victim’s account .

Asked if he had any connivance with bank staff, he shook his head, stating rather , that he got the necessary details from Google Chrome.



He boasted that money could be withdrawn from account through stolen sim card, no matter the code used to prevent one from accessing the phone. Hear him: “I work on sim cards to get money. When I lay my hands on any sim card, I would slot it into any small phone that is not adroid. When that is done, I would press a code which brings out the list of banks the owner of the sim uses. “For example, if the person is using GTB, I will proceed with the normal code of *37*100#. If the person has money , we would use it to buy recharge card to confirm how much the owner has, through the debit alert that would pop in to reveal the balance.



Thereafter, we would transfer the money into donors accounts, from where we would withdraw the money”. Asked what happens if phone is locked, he said, “ Locking of phones with password does not stop me from hacking into any account, as long as I can lay my hands on the sim card. All I need to do is to remove the sim and slot it into a small phone. “The only thing that can prevent me from hacking into account through phone is when the SIM card itself is locked. But most people don’t lock their sim cards, they only lock their phones. You can only beat my likes to the game if you lock your sim card because only the owner knows the password”.



He stated that he resorted to doing such illicit deal after he lost the money he brought from Dubai. According to him, “ When I came back from Dubai in 2016, I brought N7 million , out of which I gave one Mr Shola N5 million for a genuine business with NUPENG. Unfortunately, the man died .



We pick SIM cards


“I decided to venture into this business which is a small version of yahoo yahoo because I didn’t want to go into robbery.

At Idi-Oro, there are pick pockets . When they snatch phones from victims, they would throw the sim cards away. What I do is to go looking for these sim cards and continue from there. “Nobody taught me the skill. I learnt it from google chrome. This is just common sense. But I regret my action because I have brought shame to my children”, said the father of three. The suspect as gathered, would be charged to court soon.

Cc: lalasticlala

Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/06/we-can-hack-into-any-account-even-if.html?m=1

u vex pass me even me..Uniuyo

Uniqueaccountant:
telling me my school hasn't filled bla bla bla...

I was going to ignore until I read that part...the first person u call when something happens to ... .... ...Thanks for the post

Funkamazing:
Learning from today's fellowship.

Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands.Serve the Lord with gladness: come before his presence with singing. Know ye that the Lord he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name.For the Lord is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations. Psalm 100

You don't magnify who you don't love. When we fall in love, our conversations with our friends and colleagues will have a dash of our lover's name at regular intervals. "One of the things my love said is ....."

When we face a challenge outside, we call that lover 1st... "my love, do you know what just happened now?". When we get a promotion or good news, we call them 1st. When we had a good day, we tell them 1st. Also when we have a bad and terrible day, we believe talking to them will make us feel better.

Why will we then say that we love Christ and we are too ashamed to talk to Him or about Him? You can't raise an altar to Him , you can't even praise The King of Kings without picking your calls.

When we come together to praise Him, we lift our eyes off our problems/storms and put it on Jesus. Peter sank when his gaze left Jesus and landed on the waves of the storm. When we magnify Him, He appears; He exalts us, He connects us with people we cannot meet on our own.

So many things we are asking God for and it's either not ours or it's not time. Some of us are loaded with anger at God and can't even praise Him. He remains God and you will only be denying yourself of your right.

Why don't you put the devil to shame, drop all your worries and inhibitions. Take your face away from the storm, fix it upon the Lord and let loose before The King in praise....

He will appear.

Shalom!

http://olufunkeayorinde..com/2019/05/praise-him.html?m=1

punch line

Henry22:
U have the means to wining millions and ur stil want my 1k....bro try another trick cos this one is old school.

bro I prefer the federal but u need to pray my guy

Samakus:
Hi guys. I have never been more confused in my life than today.
I lost my contract job on the 28th of March 2018. Since then, I have been networking and applying for jobs online too.

Fast forward to today, I got offer letter from a private firm I did interview with 2 weeks ago and I was asked to resume tomorrow, May 7th. Now today again, a federal university I submitted my CV with (man know man thing) contacted me that my name is on the latest employment list released. Both jobs have almost the same salary. I'm confused like kilode! I don't know what to do. My mind is tilting towards the federal job but it will require me to relocate while the private firm's own is located in my state of residence.

I have never been this confused in my life. The private firm's employment offer demands two weeks notice before I resign or they will hold my guarantors. Please advise dispassionately. I have been looking for work for nearly two months. Now, it's coming as a confusion to me.

Mods please move this to front page. I need to think properly. Opportunities like this don't come twice


Cc: lalasticlala

amen o

Stalemate:
What an epetus I have been longing for. Searching for scholarships can be tiring beyond imagination. And the issue of procrastinating my application to the last minutes, may God cast it out of my life.

baaba u no go like further ur education to PHD
nice one

ifada123:
Ok,
I will upload photo later,
Here is the solution
Tan30=(base/2)/10
20tan30=base
20/√3
Hyp=√((10/√3)^2+10^2)
=√(100/3 +100)
=√(400/3)
=20/√3
Area=0.5×basexheight
Area=20/√3 x10=200/√3
Radius=area/semi perimeter
Radius=400/√3(60√3)
Radius=400/180=10/3
Diameter=20/3

whats your location am in Ojo and free thursday / Friday

AutoReportNG:
Go on twitter, follow the hashtag and tweet for volunteers, tag some influencers, I am sure you will see show

am interested tooo oooo...please lets see this on instagram and twitter

MsFaith:
I was expecting to be involved in Ibadan #trashchallenge. The next one abeg make una inform me o.

Like someone suggested, after the clean up, the people in that area need to be sensitized. We need to say and do something.

not working

Shugagal:
Good day, I don't know if there's a Whats app group. If there's no group. Kindly click on the link below to join. https:///D3vAcU1Fr9YEml88yWxZGd

But if there is a group already pls share the link so I can join. Thank you.

who has been called...am so anxious

they said 11am - 3pm
between Mon _ weds

Shugagal:
Pls who has an idea about when they will call?

Baaba u de hot..twale

NaijaRoyalty:
Disgraced by not being re-elected?

Was Akpabio re-elected?

Vice President Yomi Osinbanjo , The trader Moni scammer, didn't win in his polling unit.
That's disgrace .

thats what I would have said...me and MY ex were best friends ..we were so in love but I wouldn,t know if it was distance or adventure....she said we should continue been best friends and try some one else..but then u still have to ask the guy and pray to GOd...and try to listen to GOd not what you want...trust me u will be fine

Wettoid123:
Marriage is a different institution entirely,d fact that u were best of friends is not a yardstick that he is d best option to settler down with,,pray to God for direction.

my alarm has been beeping continuously since 12am ooo...no mail yet...patiently waiting

kayalcomp:
up till now no any mail received regarding the online test link. pls is there anyone who wrote the test today?

you spoke well..but leaving the church nah....I will so rep that Faith till I die...Is it the denominational churches that are better?with PAstors bleeping their mebers..abeg jaaare...been there...seen it bro

Britishcoins:
His decision will make me to stop being a catholic member...

Some priests entered into this missionary journey because of poverty in the family, so once they acquire wealth they will start looking for escape to the things of the world....

To become Rev father is not by force...

you lack knowledge..this is just generalization and hear say...

First the Priesthood is an order..we have Catechist,seminarians, Deacon,Reverends and Priest..Being in the priesthood first of all you have to prove your penis functions, since its a vocation to serve God willfully with your heart without the distraction of Families, WOmen, Children and the likes, it was designed that one will willfully decide what he wants to give up in this case matrimony. The disciples where not married, Peter wasn,t, Paul wasn,t Simon and the rest, even Jesus wasn,t..Comparing the pain they all went through, they wouldn,t have gone far or done much if they had that distraction.notice they didn,t have to pray gor hours before iracles happen, they just speak the word even sing about it...they didn,t prophesy empty words and people shouting I claim it without anything happening.That was why the CAtholic they decided to raise men willing to serve God from their heart giving up the pleasures of matrimony and in truth..If you decide to let devil use u shine after u vows , who is the shame brought on ..Even men will take marital vows and cheat its not because of prejudice u start saying things without getting the facts.Gets your fact rights and stop yelling like a headless chicken

Dlee1:
Am loving this meeeennn. Did Jesus asked us not marry? Why should a priest decide not to marry? ...some said that they don't want some hindrances from spreading the gospel of the Christ by the priest but there is presently a lot of technologies that can help one to spread the gospel.