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Controversial Kenyan politician, Kingwa Kamencu who is well known for her vulgar words and posting of Nood photos on social media, has come out to blast Kenyatta University over the lack of handsome in the institution.




On Tuesday, February 24, 2015, she claimed in a Facebook post, that she walked through the school which is located at Nariobi, but she got disappointed by not getting a glimpse of any handsome man in the institution.

Kingwa who refers to herself as the chairlady of Handsome Men of Kenya (H-MOK) also complained about universities not producing handsome men.

Kingwa Kamencu became widely known after showing her interest to challenge Uhuru Kenyatta in the 2013 presidential election under the Labour Party of Kenya (LPK) but couldn’t contest after failing to submit her complete document to the electoral committee.

Contract at a cost

Na when u don come naija u con finally get the liver to hit her back.
The only way to solve this matter amicably is to try bond her with ur family so that she will understand the importance of love bounding the whole family try hard to make her even if Na to just like your family
Before she stab you in your sleep.
" A Gizzard is enof for the Wise Owl " I don talk my own finish

pittoilet:
Hi!

I am girl of 21 years old. I am used to masturbating since 1 was 15. I do it by crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles. I do it more when I feel upset for any reason or when I feel tired, sometimes before, after, or during sleep. Actually I get used to do this before I knew what I was doing. In fact, I do not know how it turned to a habit.

1 or 2 years ago, I noticed that my hip, thigh and leg muscles are being enlarged abnormally. They have grown fatter so abnormally than the other parts of my body. I had a really good body but now it looks horrible. I have done lots of study and come to an conclusion that this change in my body shape is an effect of my clenching muscle masturbation habit.

Now I am trying a lot to stop this habit but it seems really tough. I really really really want to give up this habit and get my perfect figure. This habit is ruining my body shape and also my sex life with my boy friend. I want to give up this habit. Plzzz help me! I need a friendly suggestion!
Is there any girl who is facing the same problem? Plzzz reply! Plz suggest to me how I can get rid of this horrible habit! Should I practice any exercise to get slimmer hip, thigh and leg? Is it possible to get still? Which are the useful exercises? How can I give up this masturbation habit?

Pls ooh, me is a Virgin on this.. Wat is crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles.
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It appears the blockbuster movie is getting more than what it bargained for? From disagreements and fights at cinemas where it’s being viewed and now to RAPE?!

A college student has been charged with sexual assault after allegedly being inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey.

Mohammad Hossain, 19, told police that he and his victim were re-enacting scenes from the film in his dorm room.

Prosecutors claim that he told the woman to strip, then tied her up, covered her eyes with a knit hat, removed her underwear, stuffed a necktie in her mouth and began hitting her with a belt.

The woman told him to stop because it was hurting, it is alleged, but he continued to hit her.

Prosecutor Sarah Karr said that when the woman managed to free her arms, Hossain held them behind her back and sexually assaulted her.

Hossain’s lawyer Sandra Bennewitz said he has been active in several leadership programs at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

‘How can someone involved in all that let a movie persuade him to do something like this?’ asked Judge Adam Bourgeois.

‘He would say that it was consensual,’ Bennewitz replied.

He was detained on $500,000 bail after he appeared in court on Monday, the Chicago Tribune reported.

The film adaptation of E.L. James’s 2011 erotic romance trilogy about the sado-masochistic relationship between a college grad and a business tycoon has been a box office hit since its Valentine’s Day release.

Culled from the MetroUK

Bridget was a graduate of Sociology from one of the first generation universities in the southwestern part of Nigeria. Typical of most Edo ladies, she is stunningly beautiful, and of average height. Her sojourning in a Yoruba speaking region of Nigeria was due to the fact that her parents were staff of the university where she graduated. Very fair complexioned, she was always bombarded with score of admirers; the genuine and the “touch and go” whose main motive was to have a taste of her beauty.

Bridget could speak English, Yoruba and Isan (her native language) fluently. Although her parents were not to be counted among the super-rich but you could hardly tell because everything was smooth for her. Bridget’s problem started sometime in 2003 when her relationships with Bayo was shattered.

Bridget met Bayo in their sophomore while in the university. Bayo is a Yoruba guy and his parents’ house was just a stone throw from Bridget’s. Also the two of them were in the same faculty but studying different courses.

“I have known Bayo for a few years before we started dating. We lived in the same neighbourhood and I have always known him to be gentle. Of course we were not friends but we see almost every day. I did not take his love advances serious at first particularly that we were living very close. I was afraid of my parents”. Bridget confirmed when asked how her relationship with Bayo started.

The relationship between the two lovers blossomed into a serious one. The parents of the two lovers got wind of their children’s affairs. Initially, they neither approved nor disapproved. As far as they were concerned, it was an affair between two teenagers. Besides, they met mostly in school since the two of them lived in the campus hostel and stayed apart as much as possible whenever they come home during weekends.

“As our relationship grew, our parents seemed to be getting attuned to realities of life. I was no longer afraid of visiting him in his house and he too was free to come to our house. Before long, an unstated mutual understanding developed between our parents. We were happy that our parents supported our relationship”. Bridget stated.

Amid tears, Bridget related how the relationship took a dive. “Sometime in 2003 my mother asked me come to her office in the campus. On getting there she handed me a brand new Nokia phone and a line. When I asked her who was the owner of the new phone and line she said that she bought it for me. I was so happy because mobile phone was an exclusive preserve of nouveau riches as at that time. Few students that had mobile phones then were respected and they would do anything to harass and intimidate others even when lectures were on-going.

But if I had known that that phone would be the genesis of my predicament I would have rejected it”.
Unknown to Bridget, the phone was actually a gift from Mr. Lawson, a non-academic staff in Bridget’s department. Mr. Lawson is also an Edo man. His home-town is just some few kilometers from Bridget’s. Bridget knew Mr. Lawson intimately. Apart from being a staff in her department, he is also the secretary of Edo people in the university.

Prior to this time, Bridget’s mother had always asked her to borrow any textbooks she needed from Mr. Lawson on the pretext that he was like an uncle to Bridget. Probably due to connivance between Bridget’s mother and Mr. Lawson, the latter never requested for the return of all books borrowed by Bridget. According to Bridget, Mr. Lawson was very nice to her. Not long afterwards, the bubble burst.

Bridget told of how the whole fiasco started.

“On that fateful Friday, my mother called me on phone that I should come home for the weekend because there was an important issue to be discussed. I did not want to wait. I immediately went to her office to have an inkling of what she wanted to tell me. I was actually thinking that the discussion might be about my dad. My dad had been bedridden for almost three years and had to apply for early retirement from the university authority because of his failing health. On getting to her office, she said that my father was ok and that the discussion was about me. When I pestered her further my mum insisted that the discussion was too important to be tabled in the office. Naturally I was apprehensive”

“My mum kept me in suspense till Saturday. Around 11a.m, my mum asked my siblings to vacate the sitting room but my dad was there. Then she started, telling me how she loved me, how she had been planning my future, how she did not want me to marry a man outside my tribe because of the heartaches my elder sister was suffering from her Yoruba husband. Of course I knew where she was going but not in the least had Mr. Lawson in mind. And I did not utter anything to betray my inner turbulence”.

“She closed her statement by telling me how she had sealed my fate, how she had accepted Mr. Lawson’s request to have my hand in marriage; that my mobile phone and line and various gifts were courtesy of Mr. Lawson and that a date had been picked for my engagement ceremony”.

“To say that I was pique would be an understatement, I was burning inside. I thought of my mother’s betrayal of Bayo; his respect for my family, his love for me and his numerous sacrifices for my younger brothers to ensure that they secure admission to university were just few of his caring nature. And true to nature my father did not utter a word; he sat motionless as if already dead. I knew his presence at that meeting was at my mother’s insistence”.

“I could not recall saying anything meaningful; my ontology was a massive turbulence, and my protest was vehemently rebuffed by my mum. According to her, a date had been picked and nothing would change it. I had my plans too”.

“On the engagement day, I acted usual. Around 10a.m on the engagement day, I watched would be in-laws and groom arriving. Then I did the unthinkable. I left the house through the rear exit and went to my hostel room in campus and left my phone at home”.

That action was considered an affront and my mother practically cut me off from the family: no feeding allowance, no books, and no tuition fees; even my elder sisters would have nothing to do with me. It was a living hell”.

Not long after a succor appeared in the horizon for Bridget.

Mayowa was a Yoruba boy who also lived in the same neighbourhood and was a year ahead of Bridget in the same university. He was quiet, brilliant, a semi-introvert and a man any lady would want as husband.

Mayowa and Bridget met at the height of her crisis. Because her mum had driven Bayo away, it was not long before she accepted Mayowa’s entreaties. Their relationship blossomed and Mayowa took over Bridget’s finances.
Soon afterward, Mayowa graduated and went for the compulsory one year national service of the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC. After a session, Bridget also graduated and went to Ibadan to learn computer. Though the two lovers were separated, there was constancy in their relationship. But as a prodigal son that will lose track, Bridget started another relationship with a new guy, Tunde in Ibadan.

According to her, the relationship was a sham. Tunde left her in Ibadan without informing her and another lady ejected Bridget from the apartment she was living because the house belonged to Tunde. The lady claimed to be Tunde’s fiancé.

Prior to this unfortunate turn of event, Bridget had informed Mayowa that a man of God told her that she was not destined to marry Mayowa and that the relationship would end in disaster if they did not heed the warning. Mayowa pleaded with Bridget not to end the relationship but she was adamant, claiming it was God’s will. After months of fruitless persuasion, Mayowa accepted his fate and started a new relationship. Fortunately for him, he secured a good job and got married.

After being jilted by Tunde, Bridget tried fruitlessly to return to Mayowa. But all her entreaties amounted to nothing. While narrating her ordeal, Bridget has this to say:

“I was the architect of my doom. Mayowa loved me. He cared for me. He was there in my moments of need; when my family neglected me he was there always. I lied to him about the man of God because I thought Tunde actually loved me. I was afraid of the distance between me and Mayowa but I achieved nothing afterward. I will be 37 this October, yet nobody has proposed to me. My only solace is my job but it was not enough. I have forgiven my mum for my separation with Bayo. But who do I blame for cheating myself out of Mayowa’s committed and true love? I LEARNT A BITTER LESSON”.

Your baby might be too young to understand. But the baby subconsciously understood everything.

Did u see that Merchant of Venice?

kayce911:
I got an interview invitation last Friday with one newly established company around Airport road, Rukpoku, Port Harcourt(name withheld). I was over-qualified, and I answered their questions perfectly, but what shocked me was when the interviewer asked me what church i attended.

I proudly answered "Catholic". His facial expression changed and he said "whoever doesn't pay tithe can hinder the growth of a company."

He even tried backing his statement with biblical quotations.I was very shocked so I can't even remember all the crap he said.

I brought this here to tell Nairalanders what religion has turned our people into.

Na style he take dismissed you for been too over qualified

olisa4:
This can't be 4mill.,no,thanks

Who can tell?
It could be $4 million Ghanaian Cedis
I could buy that house ten times with this money and still keep some change

21million shades of foolishness >

mulattoclaro:
thanks man. I will do just that. She should be used to it. Our weather is almost similar to that of her country.

Where is she from ?

SOBSISRAEL:
Am sure she did nt knw it was money. About the salary #7500? I cnt bliv dis. She earns dat and can still make up and wear fashionable cloth. Ask mizmycoli,and nairaland babe to estimate the cost of her cosmetics, then you know am saying d raw truth. Wel sha good for her.
But if she take it away is that corruption or stealing. Gej has the answer. Lolz...

She fit get a man somewhere wey dey surport her

olu77:
Are you sure some drug barons have not mistakenly sent you cocaine worth millions of naira?

Not millions of Naira but millions of Dollars

princealbashir:
Future parliamentarians? This country is doomed. No present; No future..

also no past

micronut:
Aww, u be infinix zero niyen..... gosh!

ok let me look for my chinese friend zin love kun to come and do what he knws how to do best.

谁打扰我，位你有什么事吗

micronut:
Mandarin?? where is dat spoken in nigeria?

Anyway in case u live in lagos, u must understand my yoruba small......ok let me give u yoruba style.

Yoruba ni mi, mi se DMX
Bere mi ni Obanlede ti ti de CMS
B’oshe wo mi yi, owo wa lowo mi
Ti n ba sokoto mi, owo ku lowo mi
Now, oti gbo Faze – Kolomental
Eleyi ti mo muwa yi wa tu n kolo beta
Se olo ngboran ni, se fe jo wo somo ni?
Iwo omo yi, se o fe judi wo alujana ni? Now, O da
be, o wapa be, kosi wala nibe
Dakun fi simi lenu, je mu (Hey!)
Jen zip, o mo life bo se flip
Kin ma paro fun e tori olorun mo trip
To ba je towo ko si wala, olowo ni mi
Taba de ori bed, oloro ni mi
Tiba bora si ihoho, toba ri kokoro
Oma sare lati ile mi de Fola Agoro A

Make I help you small

Mumi mi kosi ile
daddy mi kosi ile
Emi...................
Ewa gba kondo kondo kondo
Emi conmando comando conmando

m o mo kpe o jasi

How about lip glossing abi dat one no follow ?

The gruesome murder of Tony Eze, a 39-year-old International businessman based in Abuja and a trader at the Abuja Aluminium market, have been unravelled by detectives attached to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, Force Headquarters, Abuja. The late Eze, from Umuagede village in Nsukka L.G.A. of Enugu State met his untimely death after a night out with friends when assasins hired by his best friend shot him dead



Eyewitness account said he was shot dead by two young men on a motor bike who closed in on him while he was trying to avoid a porthole, just a few meters away from the refreshment garden at Tungama area of Zuba in the outskirts of Abuja.

According to Vanguard, The deceased reportedly left his shop about 5pm and got to the garden where he met three of his friends already seated and enjoying drinks. it was gathered that about 7:20pm, they all set to leave, moving in a convoy, with his best friend driving the car in front. Eze was the last to join before he was blocked and shot dead inside his car.

After the owner of the garden and other sympathizers gathered at the scene, his friends reportedly drove away claiming that they heard a bang at their back but thought that Eze must have hit something and that was why they continued without him.

Reports said that even after the arrival of his friends at the scene, no serious efforts were made to either take him to the hospital or contact the police at Zuba. Policemen arrived the scene around 11pm and all efforts made to revive Eze in the hospital failed. One of the doctors was said to have reprimanded his friends for not rushing him to the nearest hospital immediately they arrived the scene, saying that he could have survived the gun shots if he had been given immediate medical attention.

The case was however cracked after private detectives succeeded in arresting a suspect in possession of the phone of the deceased which was the only item his assailants disappeared with after the incident. The suspect turned out to be in the same Aluminium Market where late Eze had his shop.
the police said,

"We drilled him for long hours until he capitulated and started confessing how they killed the innocent young man.”


According to him, two people came to engage their services for the job in their cult group. He gave a detailed description of them and one of the descriptions tallied with that of the late businessman’s best friend who also had business in the same market with him. The suspect said that when they asked those that came to hire them why they wanted the man dead, they said he had been importing goods from abroad and needed to be silenced. They were paid N1.2million, some of them got N250,000 while others got N300,000 each.”

Giving a detailed account of how they carried out the operation on the day in question, the suspect said some of them arrived the restaurant earlier than the deceased and sat by a table near where he later sat with his best friend who hired them. ‘He said that as soon as they were ready to go, his friend winked at them at the nearby table and they used their telephone to flash their colleagues who were positioned outside the area as a signal that they should proceed to hit their target. He further said they were told that he would be coming in a car behind. So, his friend quickly drove off in front with the deceased following behind and when they got to the point where they had to join the expressway, the friend in front drove faster. As soon as his friend entered the expressway two of the hired killers blocked the businessman’s car and one of them just pulled out his gun, approached the driver’s side and yanked open the door. While Eze was passionately pleading with them to take whatever they needed and spare his life, the armed man shot him point blank, picked his phone and sped off.’’

Police sources also hinted that after the arrest of five of the suspects at the popular Aluminium Market, Abuja, his best friend confessed during interrogation that the deceased gave him N5million to exchange for him around October 2014, and he was yet to pay him back before he was killed. It was learnt that initially, he wanted to be smart by diverting the attention of detectives to focus their searchlight on one of the brothers to the deceased but when he learnt that one of the killers had confessed to the crime, he withdrew his allegation. Sources said detectives were still searching for the second person that hired the killers together with the best friend to the deceased and would soon arrest him.

The deceased brother said:

"This is the greatest shock we have received in our area in recent times. That suspect is well known to all of us as Tony’s best friend. They used to travel together to China on business trips. In fact, he was closer to our brother than anybody in the family. Whenever we needed to advise our brother, we usually channelled it through this his friend who happens to come from Eha-Alumonah Community, a neighbouring town in Nsukka.

Interestingly, this his friend was leading pallbearers during Tony’s burial. He was the first to arrive our compound before other of his friends and business partners arrived. He was shedding tears uncontrollably. Even after the burial, his wife prepared our traditional food for the bereaved family which friends usually partake in. I can remember vividly that a few days after Tony’s burial, the suspect told some members of our family that he (the deceased) owed some business associates a whooping sum of N12 million and there was urgent need to settle the debt but we swept it aside by telling him that it could come up after the mourning period.

I will use this opportunity to thank the Nigeria Police Force and the private detectives for the success recorded so far because these startling confessions and arrests will go a long way to assuage our deep feeling of loss. (In tears) Now see, for how much did they take the precious life of this young, amiable, promising and easy-going young man? Who will train his children and take care of his young wife? he asked

The more the bad roads, the more safely they drive. The less the accident.
Most Drivers has forgotten this...
"it's better to be late than to be late"

Ooh boy, they come in different ages,shape and sizes. if somtin is not done fast,............

The National Film and Video Censors Board (NFVCB) has finally banned ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ movie in Nigerian cinemas.

NFVCB ordered the removal of the highly anticipated movie from the list of movies showing at cinemas.

The movie, which showed in most major cinemas in Nigeria in its first week of releasse, has also been banned in Kenya and Malaysia.

Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic romance novel by British author E. L. James.

It is the first installment in the Fifty Shades trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey.

The novel is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).

seggzz:
is this ur advice?

Bro wait ooh, I hope say no be an under-aged virgin u wan take to your advantage...how old is she self?

Missy89:
Hahahaha

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seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

Bros since as u sabi cook y not open a restaurant and den employ disflowered girls to runz ur package. And leave your virgin girlfriend to the guy who is willing to help her
U need to be spanked self >

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

U took the words from my mouth

gladpresh:
it's kjv nad dis..

Do you mean to mean King James Version?

I will be laughing not until I see a young blooded graduate, elected into high positions which also includes the office of the federal republic. That's when I will believe that A physical CHANGE has occurred

candygosh:
Lovely write up...It depicts sickening things that people do all in d name of sexual fantasies. But it's just a movie

U say its just a movie but u don't know d damage that its subliminal mesage can do to you later in the future >

A moment Of silence for those who has tabor the English