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.as a little boy, me and my brother were good in causing trouble.
Wat we did?
We arm ourselves with thick branched sticks and challenged every dogs in our neighbour hood even the fierce ones trying to beat Dem to death for barking at us and our friends when comming back from school
.playing in the rain.
.doing actor and boss

ibk4luv:
hmm. .. my own no funny oo, na so I insert chalk inside my nose the thing no con gree comot again dem con carry me go hospital we my dad be doctor, as the man see me na only 1 dirty slap comot the chalk for my nose o... can't forget that day

My last sibling did dat nearly choked to death

Ahh pls don't puke at mine ooh.
Me and my friends as little boys den
Used to happy picking up used condoms
for balloons
(dat time we never know anything )

There won't be fish till he gets well.
Quick recovery bro.
Every job has it's own occupation Hazard

For in the last days, many girls shall be like Lot's wife and jezebel. Unless the time is cut short, not all shall be saved.

Son of man open ya eyes.

Youth of this generation self sooo ordinary common sense is not so common eeh

Which are you looking for: LCM or HCM?
Still confused, ask your maths teacher or better still consult a marriage counsellor

tochimajesty:
My good people of nairaland and beyond, Pls I am presently working as a biometric staff with diamond bank as a contract staff. But I got offer from AB micro finance as a loan officer. The pay for diamond is 50k while that of AB is 70k. The diamond work come wit no stress while the AB micro finance is loaded wit stress and the threat to meet target. Pls give me your good advice my dear brothers.

Haven't you heard..."A bird at hand worth More than two in the bush" ? Eeeh

the picture actually looks like the newest car model been showcased

Evgenia Sviridenko, 24, was pinging on her blackberry phone while relaxing on her bathtub until she misteakenly dropped her phone. Evgenia was sharing the apartment with 23 year-old Yaroslav Dubinina, who reported the incident.

Yaroslav told police:

“I noticed that she had been gone a while, and when I couldn't raise her I opened the door and saw her floating on the water looking pale. I saw her phone which was on charge at the bottom of the bath. Her body was still shaking from the shock.”

Miss Sviridenko’s death comes days after another Russian girl, aged 16, died after taking her charging iPhone into a shower.

In August, Chinese media reported a teenager was electrocuted when she plugged her iPhone into an unofficial charger.The victim was Wu Weyuan, 18, a student from Korla, in Xinjiang province, western China.She was found by her sister, who noticed a burning smell when she came home from work.

Apple and blackberry has previously released statements on there websites warning users of the dangers of cheap unofficial chargers.

dechandel:
Es original.. No photocopy
I am sure my father wouldn't mind na..
Infact he is gonna thank me for being this wise!!

I am from Anambra state o.. This will be the hundredth time i am writing it on here..

Wia from anambra.... Are you from upper iweka or Okuzu?

krall:
because life begins at forthy. >

and a fuul dat begins At forty, is a..........

Eyaa! Sawry dear, jst press Play and continue with ur life

Wetin I hate pass be when she.

demelza:
Nothing dey vex me pass the use of "K" for conversation. Once you start to use am, I know say the conversation don end be dat.

Guy u yarn true no be small.

Wow！ that's what I use as rope to fly high my kite

Some gals with dis buga love self > some of Dem go form say dem love u die but dia heart is filled with friend zoned guys at her disposal to make a random draft pick.
As Dem say. hoes aren't loyal

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo

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ONE LOVE!

Roger me your skype id make we relate

Richhard:
Goto if you wan follow her on twitter www.twitter.com/OyinboPrincess

Wire me her skype if u get am

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo

As you don read my topic finish, if u wan see more you for add me on here. I also get facebook (Oyinbo Princess) and I dey for twitter too @OyinboPrincess

Videos uploaded weekly on YouTube - subscribe to and watch Oyinbo Princess

ONE LOVE!

Come ooh
U know dis guy?

1. Call her and ask her for what she wants.
2. Buy what ever she wants online.
3. Enter her address.
4. Select "C.O.D"

That's it for the day.




You can thank me later

Invite the State Security Service Into the matter. The Sars boys must hv been paid to intimidate your parents. Let mi ask B4 d arrest, did d bank serve u any letter or arrest [email]warrants[/email]?

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

bros u just paid for ur new apartment.cone bail ur ex family out of embarrassment. Na good tin u do as Dem talk no pay bk bad with bad. Except say u wan prove a point to her, den bring her bk. If Na me she do dis tin bros I no dey do again. Na after when she don leave u Na him u come hammer.

faceless04:
We started when I was 19 and he was 28

And by now, you must be close to thirty. wow! u must rilly be a patient girl ooh, keep on rolling with that guy until ur parents Put ur name on OLX.

My scientific advice: If gravitation is responsible for the two of you to fall in love, then u must need a Soyuz rocket to escape the gravitational pull of your partner

That light yellowish/buttery coloured slimy gel in a transparent jar with a blue cover still remains fresh in our memories. It's been a skin-protecting staple since 1872, when the first patent for petroleum jelly was introduced. But did it ever occur to you that the all time evergreen Vaseline has more beauty and fashion uses than just rubbing it on children's skin? Bet you didn’t! I present to you 15 other amazing things you can do with the petroleum jelly.

1. CUTICLE CREAM: Keep a little tub of Vaseline by the sink and work into cuticles twice a day. It’s all you’ll need to prevent cuticles from growing. Vaseline moisturize dehydrated nailbed.

2. FACIAL MOISTURIZER: Because it’s non-comedogenic, (does not block the pores of skin) petroleum jelly is perfect for locking in moisture without risking breakouts.

3. EYEBROW TAMER: Control errant and unruly hairs and shape brows by brushing on a tiny dab of petroleum jelly using a toothbrush.

4. DIY LIP PLUMPER: Put a pinch of cinnamon in your Vaseline and you’ve got a lip plumper that rivals anything you can buy at the beauty counter.

5. NAIL POLISH NEATENER: Before applying polish, trace petroleum jelly over cuticles and the skin around your nails using an eyeliner brush or pointed cotton swab. If you then accidentally paint a little outside the lines you can just wipe off the mistakes after lacquer dries.

6. SHOE POLISH: If you don’t have standard polish on hand, shine and soften shoes almost as well by rubbing on Vaseline and buffing off the excess.

7. EYE MAKEUP REMOVER: Just a dab instantly breaks up the toughest mascaras and waterproof liners, while leaving skin around the eyes moisturized.

8. HAIR DYE STAIN PREVENTER: Keep hair dyes from staining your forehead and ears by rubbing a thin layer of petroleum jelly just below your hairline and over each ear before coloring hair.

9. PERFUME PROLONGER: Smooth a bit of petroleum jelly on your skin wherever you’re going to apply perfume, and spray as usual. It will help the scent to stick.

10. MAKESHIFT MASCARA: Sweep on a light coating of petroleum jelly instead of mascara. It fakes the appearance of longer, thicker lashes, but looks much more natural.

11. LIPSTICK STAIN REMOVER: The next time you get lip-color on clothing, blot petroleum jelly on the spot as a pre-treatment, then wash as usual.

12. RING REMOVER: Have you been wearing your ring for a long time and it seems a bit hard sliding it off? use petroleum jelly as a lubricant.

13. OVERNIGHT HAND & FOOT SOFTENER: Slather your hands and feet in petroleum jelly and wear socks and gloves to bed. This will help to lock in the moisture and keep it from rubbing off. By morning, they’ll be soft and smooth — and will stay that way.

14. LUMINIZER: Petroleum jelly can be used on its own as makeup to add a little shine to eyelids cheekbones or lips, creating a surprisingly luxe looking sheen for such an affordable formula.

15. PREVENT ‘CHAFFS’: If at any particular time you have to struggle with chaffing skin, rub petroleum jelly wherever you tend to chafe. It’ll lubricate and protect skin.


Some pple need to read dis. Mods, pls do the needful

Its true dat iron do rot. With her tattoo, sagged skin coupled with her mode of dress, she looks so rusty. Which I must say,is very risky.
*******calls for a shot of whisky while taking a second look at d pix********

Last respect to the dead.
More attention to health than wealth

My mum advised me to give used toys to the less unfortunate. I have been happy doing that since the first republic

**Yawning**
I need a long mat to..
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stretch my self

Be yea like little children.
They play touch and mix together with minds very innocent. Until ..................

Muyogoa:
I'm sure i'm not alone. Many men loves this part of women but not me. I mean the boobs and buttocks of ladies. Infact, there is a thread on nairaland of ladies with big boobs and buttocks. Many pic of ladies with big boobs and buttocks were uploaded their and many guys were 'mad' at those pics but non of these picture move me an inch. Even in real life boobs and buttocks is not part of my sexual life. I sometimes jealous guys who find this part fascinating. There are other weird non sexual part i find very attractive but not boobs and buttocks (no matter how big it is). I often shake my head in pity when some ladies try to seduce me with this part. As my thing can never pick signal to it. Are there guys like me here? Am i normal?

My guy, you are normal. The breast major function is to provide food for the young. And the back side has this function:
1. Dumping(storing) ground for excess fat.
2. Comfort to remain in a position of rest(sitting)
3. Protects anal opening (a must squat to poo)

This beautifully body parts has been used as a tool of seduction to get you mesmerized by their voluminous size & shape.
There are things about a girl that might catch your fancy. But not a must booty boobs.
If any body come close to quote me eeeeh! I go use that person as a burnt offering to appease my.......