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tit:
Buhari is gone!
No woman will vote for him!
Even that his wife will not vote for him again!
Who no like better thing?

Buhari carry your wahalla go back to daura.
go meet your boko haram boys for there.

So.....what about his cows?

babyfun:
They cannot use their clueless brains for it and they refuse to pay the man.....

Members of the house of Rep. taking advantage of the masses since 1800..

But come o, how much be that in dollars
That dude don hammer

You dey stand for line? If not, stand aside. I must come up with a means of having. My own share of the money

US-based Nigerian-Cameroonian singer and business executive, Dencia, recently donated parts of her proceeds to help an orphanage home in her home country, Cameroon.

The singer explained that she was happy that the children she gifted the items to were happy to receive them from her.



However, according to her, she was not happy with a part of her travelling experience in the country.

“Travelling out of Cameroon has to be the most exhausting, expensive, annoying and ridiculous experience ever.

“Hardest flight ever, I literally wanted to walk out of the plane in the air. I couldn't take it no moooreeee but thank God we landed,” she lamented.

In an effort to maintain and sustain peaceful co-existence irrespective of religious and ethnic differences, Christians and Muslims in Kaduna yesterday seized the opportunity of Christmas celebration to worship together in a church.

Pastor Yohanna Buru, Head of Christ Evangelical Church, invited members of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria, Kaduna zone, to celebrate the Christmas with members of his church.

Responding on behalf of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria, Dr. Shu’aibu Musa extended a goodwill message from the Leader of the movement, Sheikh Ibraheem Zakzaky to the Christian faithful at Christmas, and called for more collaboration to rid the society of religious extremism.

Both Muslims and Christians, he said, were equally oppressed and therefore had a common enemy. He called for closer ties to salvage the society.

However, in his sermon, Pastor Buru said: “Every man and every society expect a saviour at the end of time. Both Muslims and Christians have always been waiting for saviours in the names of Imam Mahdi (AF) and Jesus Christ respectively.

The Christian cleric also pointed out that there was no dispute between Christian and Islamic books on the re-appearance of their two great men at the end of time.

He added: “Until their imminent re-emergence, no politician can salvage this society from its predicament. This is why we celebrate Christmas, we rejoice in anticipation of saviours of the society,” reading from Luke 2: 1-7 to buttress his point, he lamented the senseless killing of innocent people on the basis of religion, saying in reality, people were from the same root and lineage.

He urged Muslims and Christians to reconcile and forgive one another before the re-emergence of the awaited saviours. “If we don’t reconcile now, I live to see how we can be salvaged by Imam Mahdi and Jesus Christ. Though, I am sure Imam Mahdi and Jesus Christ will reconcile us, it is better that we do it now. They are the melting point, so let us please live in peace with one another.”

The presence of Muslims in his church on Christmas Day, he said, should not be out of place, explaining that it was to celebrate and anticipate the re-emergence of the awaited saviours both religions professed. “We call you here not as guests, but as brothers and neighbours,” he stated.

Highlights of the occasion were special song by Malam Rabi’u Tudun Iya on peaceful co-existence, songs of praise and feast.

Your opinions will be noted.

Unibenstudent:
Am so confused right now,I thought I finally made the right choice of gal in my life,,I really loved her ,name withheld,,my friends told me she was suspicious but I threw caution to the wind,,I went along and dated her,,just yesterday as I was coming from a business meeting in switzerland,,I saw my girlfriend,,making some charms @ the parlour,,she almost wanted to hide them,,but it was too late,,this life en

Edo girl abi? See eeh! Your own don done finish

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp guy, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Guy, shut ur crap. Wetin I wan know be say Na when u dey carry us go for her traditional marriage

ammyluv2002:
And you slept with her? You must marry her o

No mind him. He dialled the wrong number.

CuteEmma:
Oh man, Here's supposed to be our women's locker room. Men are only allowed to peep and not participate.. Our men have become real Sissies, I guess.

It's a man's world, and you all ladies live in it. So its right we cause some interference

Am rilly pity for the woman. But that's the biggest mistake of her life she has ever done. And a lesson to all the ladies. This is the kind of thing you get when your hand bag is full of cosmetic makeups.
Anyway common sense is not so common this days
I believe God has a better plans for her in naija. And as much, she should not fail to vote in for a new president in Feb 2015.

Failure!

There will be new crushes.
And they story will be "we meet on the 25th of dec". so after mustering enouf courage we got talking and then........

What you will do is simply simple. Any time you go out with him, don't bother to stay in the front seat. If at any point he wants you to sit in front, refuse him if he insists, theN tell him u are not comfortable the way he treats you when he is to lift his friends. Which is not a respectable tin to do as a gentleman. Or else if he is not.

ProffT01:
What's there website then?

Only the oga on top knows

Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, on Tuesday stated that money politics will have no effect in the forthcoming general elections in the country. He made the assertion yesterday morning on Sunrise Daily, a breakfast programme a popular Television station.

Amaechi, who was recently appointed the Director General of the All Progressives Congress, APC, presidential election campaign, based his argument on the emergence of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) as the presidential candidate of the APC.

According to him, “General Buhari won the APC primary without money. Nigerians are now wiser. They can’t be deceived with money or any material thing. This election will not be based on money, if it is to be based on money, President Jonathan would win the election.

“There is no difference between the pocket of the Federal Government, the pocket of President Jonathan and the pocket of PDP. It is the stealing at the national level that led us to where we are now. We can’t continue in a nation where N2.3 trillion was stolen and nothing was done.

“If PDP wins the Presidential election in a free and fair situation, we in the APC are not like what they are calling us, our leaders are responsible; we will congratulate President Jonathan. But if they use military against us and rig the election, we will not take them to court; we too will take illegal action against them because what they have done too is illegal”.

The Rivers governor stressed that the APC never intends to cause violence or breakdown of law and order in the country, but declared that social injustice is what should not be allowed to prevail.

He also denied the allegation that his administration is owing workers in the state, saying on the contrary, he has directed that all workers be paid before the Christmas celebration.

From the look of things, may be your girl is in her early adolescent age. You will get more bull shit like this from her.
If really. Na yr dream girl, man up! And be a bit rash with her. Otherwise Just Bounce.

Thebrightest:
My wife will undergo that stage 11 times. Thats because we will make only 11 children.

Wat a relief will it be for our super eagles they are long overdue for replacement

[quote author=Thebrightest post=18725214]My wife will undergo that stage 11 times. Thats because we will make only 11 children.[/quote
Wat a relief will it be for our super eagles they are long overdue for replacement

If its true. MAY GOD PUNISH THOSE GIRLS AND THEIR CURSED MOTHER. THEY WILL NEVER FIND PEACE IN LIFE AND HEREAFTER

my friend, it takes them slowly a long time before nemesis caught up with them. 2 things is what I have observed.
1a. The devil used the daughters to destroy their family and tore them apart.
1b. According to the story, they never dated. Here I would say a mark has been placed on their head like cain. For they shall roam the earth but no man shall date them.
2. They ended up not getting married. Save for the son who was not part of the scheme

Moral of the story
..no peace for the wicked

fellis:
Lol, which degenerate had sex with her?

May be she had built in sperms when she was an infant. Which later developed to fertilize her eggs before she aged five.

As a student you probably would not believe us if we tell you that are absolutely naive and no, you are not on top of the world.

You will soon graduate from the university, service year is going to be awesome (at least according to the stories you’ve heard).

After service, you are going to get a job, have a family, build a home, become a millionaire and live happily ever after.

There is just one problem with your plan. The only problem with your plan is the real world.

This article is to lets students know things to look out for before they graduate so they don’t get railroaded.

1. A Degree Does Not Entitle You To A Job

We all know getting a degree means a lot of hard work and commitment but because you have a degree does not mean somebody is going to grant you an automatic job offer.

Gone are the days when all you needed to get a good job was a university degree.

We were all told the same lies in secondary school, get a university degree and a mouth watering job would fall on your lap.

The smart people are the ones who figured out this lie early in school and made sure the time they spent in school would separate from other students who were busy enjoying school life to the fullest.

It’s time to get your head out of the sand.

2. Start The Job Search Before You Graduate

Job hunting is a complicated thing and there is no almighty formula for you to acquire a job. Job seeking is not something you can “cram” for and pour out everything during an exam. There are no cheat notes for post-graduation experience.

The job hunting business is an on-the-training experience and the best way to get ahead of your colleagues is to start your career exploration during your service year or better yet during your university days.

You can research branches of your field, do internships (industrial trainings), find out what size of company is for you, and practice job searching techniques.

Put these tips in play and by the time you’re done with service, you’ll be prepared for the next phase of your life and it will be quite tricky for reality to hit you with tons of bricks.

3. Facebook Is Forever

Not just facebook, but twitter, instagram, and every other social network that you decide to be a part of.

What does this mean to an average student? Well it means that every obscure joke you post on Facebook, every explicit picture you share, every inappropriate comment will be visible to the world when you become famous or when you go job hunting.

At the very least, know how to manipulate your social media privacy settings and restrain yourself from littering your social media accounts with unfitting content.

Being appropriate on the web is just as important for a political career as it is for finding employment. Your binge drinking photos might be funny now but they won’t be so hilarious in five years time.

4. Life Is Expensive

You are probably surviving on the allowance you receive from your parents right now and you’ve realized that life can be expensive, EXPENSIVE.

Just wait until you have to live on your own, probably during service year or when you get your first job.

By the time you pay for house rents, transportation fare, recharge cards, light bills, water bills, food, utilities, and every miscellaneous expense. It won’t take long before you realize that life is expensive.

Everything would suddenly become so expensive that you would sometimes feel like crying.

This is one of the most painful things to learn. EVERYTHING costs money.

Anytime from now, you should learn how to create a budget for yourself. Otherwise your rent will be due, your kitchen will be empty and you will be busy dodging from the people you owe money.

5. Never Be Scared To Take Chances

This is probably the most important lesson you have to learn before you graduate, never be scared to take chances. You’ll never get anywhere you want if you don’t take calculated risks every now and then.

No one is telling you to jump out of a plane or go swimming with crocodiles (which would be awesome if you survive), but nothing in life comes easy. Yes, it is cliché, but it the hard truth. After all, nothing can deputise experience.

When you become a graduate, the best option is not becoming a boring office robot whose life revolves around work.

Your twenties and thirties are the some of the best years of your life, we kid you not.

Do not be afraid to face the real world with open arms, explore opportunities, and take chances. You’ll be surprised at what fate has in stock for you.

6. Learn How To Interact With People

Learning how to interact is a very valuable skill you need to have in your belt. It is a “street smart” skill. You could read a million books on how to interact with people but the only way to develop your interaction skill is to put it into practice constantly until it becomes a part of you.

This skill will surely be tested each time you go for a job interview. Heck! You even need this job more if you are an entrepreneur.

Learn to greet people with a smile. Say “thank you, please and I appreciate” whenever the situation deems necessary. These small gestures go a long way to make a huge difference. Don’t be so quick to dismiss the power of appreciation and courtesy.

Make small talk, get to know anyone you have to spend more than thirty minutes with, help them if you can. Who knows? You might meet your own saviour.

Don’t know what to talk about? You could talk about the TV shows you watch, the cool blogs you visit on the net (don’t forget to mention giftedgreen.com), the weather – hint hint : ).

Learn to be always positive, make sure people smile after talking to you.

7. A Skill Will Get You Farther Than A Certificate

What we recommend is that you pick up as many skills as possible, as long as you have a passion for it. Do not say “I am studying English Language, why do I need to learn HTML?” If you are computer major, take a couple of management trainings. It will help you in the long run.

The skills you acquire do not necessarily have to be educational; you could learn tailoring, baking, programming, carpentry . . . anything. You never know when your minor skill will become your added advantage, or your primary source of income.

Not only that, you will be able to converse with a larger variety of different people, plus it shows your employer that you are a fast and versatile learner.

8. Save Something – Anything

Start saving now and you’ll be setting the foundation of your financial future.

There is always a need to save, even if it is the tiniest bit each month. Like we said earlier, life is expensive and the best way to be prepared is for you start saving right now.

Whether it’s for a big purchase, an emergency or for your future it’s important to have a little money for fall back to during rainy days. Trust us, those days will come.

9. You Are Going To Need Lots Of Hardwork

You are now a graduate, you no longer need to read through the night, attend boring lectures and write difficult examinations. Your life should be an easy pie from here. Right? Wrong.

In fact, this is the time that you need to work harder than you imagined, if you want to be successful.

Although you could relax; get a federal government appointment, and retire on your pension. This is perfect, if you want to be mediocre.

We are you are among those that want to be successful. In order to do that, you are going to need a lot of brain work, stay up late at nights and lots of reading if you are going to be among the 1%.

Even if your father is a billionaire, it’s a lot of hard work maintaining all that money.

10.Success Takes Time

After applying all these, do not expect to become a millionaire overnight, or in a week or in a month. Success takes time.

No matter the amount of hard work, Success takes time.

If you are in a hurry to be successful, you will either fall prey to money swindlers or get yourself entangled in something highly illegal. Neither of them sounds good.

That’s all for now!

You don’t have to wait until you graduate to gain these little nuggets of wisdom. Put them to use! Then start collecting some of your own

Well, its of no use to curse your husband in as much he may be at fault and wont relief you of your grief. already you have a faulty marrage which also has affected you physically, emotionally, mentally and spiritually. Since you both are soul mates, And you curse the father of your Children?
Think twice on this. I don't know what you have done on your own part to warrant such treatment From your husband but coming here on line to pour curses on your husband is not a sensible Thing to do. First he is at fault and you have to forgive him. If you are not a vain Christian then commit your probem to god for intervention. Remember The lords prayer.

Adrenaline tinz

AJ01:
Omo this guy black ooo

Can't you see the combination? It's a black and white mix match.

Son, am going to sweep clean where the money comes from. And take care of the house while am away.....mind you, don't open the door for any man that's knocks on the door with an umbrella, always use the peep hole. do you understand me?

koresma26:
Take some time to read through this important health gist... Guys too are not left out, at least you can educate your girlfriends and siblings

Genital Inflammation

Dr Thomas Gent of the Association of Gynecologists once urged our females to wear bigger pants to avoid complications of health issues. Yet there is extreme negligence on these facts. Sometimes, girls complain about certain reactions around their private parts, they don’t remember these warnings. G-string pants have led to a big rise in the number of patients seen reporting genital inflammation. This happens when the g-string’s rope sbunkes and injures the sensitive skin around the genital area – it often occurs especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material.



Intestinal/honeypotl Infections

It’s been reported collectively and categorically quoting some gynecologists, that thongs can cause health problems in those that wear it regularly. The health issues start from urinary tract and honeypotl infections. Thongs irritate and inflame the area around the Bartholdi’s glands, which produce lubricant during intercourse. They asserted that if the ducts that lead to the glands get hemmed, one could also develop a cyst next to one’s honeypot. Simply put, thongs irritate the honeypot and not allowing it enough air space which obviously reveals the harmful nature of the string.Thongs can also cause small tearing or deep cuts which can invite certain unknown infections. Worse, the small string on a thong allows the anus and honeypot to be connected with each other. The thongs as a link will carry bacteria from the rectum straight to the honeypot. Bacteria such as group B streptococcal disease and Escherichia Coli (intestinal infections usually found in humans or animals) can be passed into both the anus and honeypot.


Yeast Infection

According to research thongs have the capacity of increasing the chances of getting a yeast infection because of extra moisture built up from the tight fit. A manufacturer of a medication used for the treatment of yeast infections, Vagisil, affirmed that thong ought to be avoided because it causes yeast infections.


Reactions of the Skin

These are some of the results gotten from wearing g-string: chafed skin, irritation and infection. Chafed skin results when the thong rubs the sensitive of the skin. This can get infected and become very painful if not quickly noticed. The clitoris can also become irritated from the friction of the thong; these reports are according to research.



Rare Side Effects

A side effect from wearing a thong is thrush and cystitis, according to Lifescript. These are not as common as chafing. Thrush is a fungus infection usually found in the mouth or honeypot. The skin gets red and swollen and white patches appear. Cystitis is a form of inflammation of the bladder. Both conditions have occurred among thong wearers.


Non-Medical Related Effects

Wearing a thong in cold weather can cause your buttocks to become extremely cold. Splitting your pants is an embarrassing moment that can be made worse if you are wearing a thong. This might be something to consider if you are going out in a tight-fitting pair of pants. It is an indisputable fact that, the palm wine tappers back then used to wear around their waists something that would just cover the front and leaving the buttocks opened for flies to perch. Such is the case of g-strings today. In those days whenever anyone puts on underwear, it usually covers the buttocks, as it is, it is quite glaring that the buttocks now cover the underwear instead of the other way round. While some say they wear it because they do not want onlookers to discover the trace of pants, others say that they need fresh air and all what not.

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This dude stole my post

啊！

In china, you don't give cheap gifts to your partner

Den wetin come happen. in France, the ladies ask for your permission for them to date you

*clears throat*......