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justi4jesu:
Get the 21st century cure, You need it.

No! Thanks,
Seems you took an overdose of your so called "21st century cure".
All Am seeing are the symptoms, and it's not good

justi4jesu:
Listen to yourself, @ the bolded you need to be more exposed

Than you I suppose

RickRichards:
E get one very muscular nairaland lady wey try this on her wedding day. She however took it a step further by trying to toss her husband into the air. Naso she toss the man...the man reach escape velocity o...he come enter orbit of earth...but he don drift outwards now. Last I heard he was running things on Mars alongside the Mars Rover. Big boy things certainly.

Meaning he is now a mechanic. servicing the mars rover for Nasa

How about this one!

BritneyStacy:
Don't know exactly what to call it; rude awakening or shocker of my life!! I stumbled on photocopies of my husband's pension's scheme form, Life Insurance form and will.

As I went through the forms, I saw that my I am not my husband's next of Kin or beneficiary!! His younger brother is!! It hurts to realise that for a house that Ђåvε̲ made more than 60percent contribution to, per adventure something happens tomorrow, I will be left at the mercy of my brother in laws!!!

I haven't confronted him yet because I don't know how to. But I intend starting a secret saving account for myself because as at now, he access to all my bank accounts. I have also decided to stop contributing a dime to the house because I don't Ђåvε̲ any stake in it!

Are my thoughts in order? Please I need suggestions...what do I do? Married men why on earth would your wife not be your next of kin?

my dear, TAKE A SEAT and let me ask u this. Do u have a child for him? Here two things are involved.
If its NOT YET then you are not safe.
But if it's
YES, then two thing are involved:

If you bore him a Female child , there could be a problem
if you bore him a Male child

Then what Could be the problem?
Well its either he doesn't trust you or your family.
WHAT TO DO:
1. I suggest you talk To him personally & emotionally and don't forget to use the pronoun "We" In your dialogue with him
2. Show him love and be committed to love his family. be part of them, integrate fully into their culture have good relations with their wifes/women. So when things go wrong, you will be reciprocated/helped if brother or kinsmen don't want you to be part of his property. Your voice can be heard when u cry foul.
CAUTION! Having tots like opening a bank account only shows that you have a lot of work to do, and if not watched, you could wreck your marriage By your own hands and if anything happens to your husband, his kinsmen will take the advantage of your faulty marriage and point you as a prime suspect. ( no woman likes to be divorced or to be a widow in early prime Or do you? )
And finally, " summit your petitions to the lord in prayer for he will grant to you answers
Relying on the public can not guarantee you 100% good answers to your problem.
Go in peace And worry not woman.

SuperSuave:
Make I park my range here.

Bros, I fit borrow your wheel spanner ?

Taaaar! Make she gerrrt out. No be OMO she use .
Wan form miss Denicia abi Na wetin be dat her name self

Next time learn how to drink responsibly.
U must be a bloody civilian to think of such.
Man up.....boy >

10 Health Benefits of Avocado Pear

Some people avoid avocados due to their high fat content. Most of us know by now that avocados have the kind of fat that actually help you lose weight!

Avocados are bursting with of other health benefits too, and are so strongly associated with fertility and aphrodisiacs that the Aztecs would lock up virgin daughters during avocado harvest time to keep them safe. Read the details and check out the infographic below on this Powerfood.

10 Avocados Benefits:
1. Nutrient dense fruit

Yes, they are actually a large berry with one seed. One avocado contains approximately 1/3 of the daily requirement of vitamin K and folate, lots of pantothenic acid, vitamin B6, vitamin C.

Avocado has twice the potassium of a banana. It also contain vitamin E, niacin, and riboflavin. That is definitely nutrient dense!

2. A Source of Healthy Fat

They help increase good cholesterol. Avocados are full of fat, but adding avocados to the diet can increase HDL and decrease triglycerides.

3. Help Cure Cancer

The glutathione found in avocados has been found to help prevent some kinds of cancers.

Researchers found extracts from Hass avocados kill or stop the growth of pre-cancerous cells that lead to oral cancer. Avocado extract was found to inhibit prostate cancer.

4. Excellent as a First Baby Food

Dr. William Sears puts it as #1 on the top ten list of fruits for babies because avocado nutrition is well-suited for a baby’s growing development.

5. Stabilize Blood Sugar Levels

Avocado slows digestion which keeps blood sugar from spiking after a meal.

6. Avocados can Protect Unborn Babies

One avocado provides one third of your recommended daily intake of folate, which helps form a baby’s brain and nervous system. The USDA recommends avocados as one of the best sources for some of the nutrients needed when pregnant.

7. Improve Eyesight

The high amount of lutein and zeaxanthin in avocados can protect your eyes from age-related macular degeneration and improve your vision. One ounce of avocado contains 81 micrograms of lutein.

8. Have Low Pesticide Levels

“Avocados were the cleanest: only 1 percent of avocado samples showed any detectable pesticides.” Says Environmental Working Group The thick skin of the avocado protects it from absorbing pesticides.

9. Help with Weight Loss

It was found that those who ate half of a fresh avocado with their lunch had a 40 percent less desire to eat for 3 hours after lunch, and a 28 percent less desire to eat 5 hours after as compared with those who ate lunch with no avocado.

10. Good for Sexual Health and Fertility

They are rich in Vitamin B6 and folic acid which regulate sexual hormone functions. Also, Vitamin B6 and potassium boost testosterone production in males. Being rich in heart healthy fats, the heart will keep beating strong; making sure that blood is flowing to the right places.

Perhaps those Spanish priests were on to something when they banned their parishioners from eating avocados. Avocados were a fertility fruit for the Aztecs and used as an aphrodisiac by the Mayans. Old folklore mentions the Aztecs would lock up virgin daughters during avocado harvest time to keep them safe from farmers who may be sexually-aroused from eating too many avocados.

Bonus: Great for Beauty Treatments:
The glutamine amino acid in avocados helps cleanse your skin and offers it enough protection against harsh environmental factors. D-manno-heptulose found in avocados has been shown to boost collagen formation. Their specific amino acids and carotenoid anti-oxidants can help reduce age spots and heal scars and burns

So Go eat some Avocados today

Who's post this! The post master must hear of this

Hmmmmm they hv not heard of wat happened to the other girl. This time, Na the two breast

Tell me where it was written that a " president still campaigns after winning an election "

Evina:

See what I mean? Hahaha, blimey! What was it you posted that warranted your mum demanding deliverance for you? Hahahaha

Please share.

May be she liked one of those advert e.g those advert on Durex plus sex and relationship stories. And probably made some contributin comments

Caracta:
Who is this Amodu interrupting? Even telling the dad to take it easy. Hian! Amebo!

Why is the girl romancing a pole?

Don't you Gerrit?
Hotel + Pole = Stripper
Understood?!!!

The most efficient, economical and the most fastest means of transportation is by foot in which all of you have and on this
all cars depends on it to move.
So be grateful for that wonder 32"- 47inch two foot DRIVE you have

Its like her roots is from cotonu , abi?

190:
odiaero its like u have been playing too much sega mortal kombat of recent
anyway i simply just brutalized her cute a$$ with lui kang XAXBCZCZAAX
now shes off, here have some sachet coke, it doesnt have NAFDAC approved # anyway

Or Finish him with a FATALITY move. fwd fwd dwn dwn C
BaBality moves dwn dwn dwn dwn Z

onila:
I love Kemi

you rock

she invited me to lunch once
shes a very nice, kind hear ted, ambitious hardworking woman

shes loves Nigeria and wants the best for Naija

I wish ya all knew the other side of this amazon

She invited you to lunch. And soooo?
Ozu Akpiri >

One particular guy lied early madness runs in his family.

Chai! See Madness

Chai the guy Na action revolver. see how He come take her act "THE EXPENDABLES 11"

yollychika:
U wicked

dis one na him be wicked?

Did this guy suck his mother breast?

Golf 4,
Very fuel efficient
Durable
Rugged
Portable
And easy to maintain

As they say; you should let sleeping dogs lie. an advice that one driver in China paid the price for ignoring.
A Driver drove back to his home in Chongqing only to find a stray dog lying in his favourite parking spot, Irked at the cheek and the look of the dog, he got out and gave the dog a kick to make it move However, as far as the dog was concerned, that was not the end of the matter.
It returned later on with some of its pals and proceeded to exact its revenge by chewing the bodywork and windscreen wipers of the car belonging to his attacker.
The vandalism was photographed by a startled neighbour, who showed the driver the next morning the evidence that a series of dents and marks on his car were caused by the pack of hounds.

Stray dogs in China are sometimes grabbed off the street and thrown into dog fights.

China has no animal cruelty laws, and a person who damages a dog or another animal can only be prosecuted for damaging property if the animal belongs to somebody.

In Glam Magazine’s latest issue, your honey chocolate pie, man of the moment, took out time to explain to the world about his ex, Kenturah Hamilton whom he spent 6 years of his life with, Ghanaian actress, Nadia Buari and ofcus your favourite bloggers explaining what he thinks about them and why he hardly gives a Bleep. Below is what he told them, enjoy;

Speaking of being controversial and why it is the case, he quotes John Travolta saying “that this is the worst time to be a celebrity with the advent of social media. What we do right now with all due respect is really beyond Africa. Its not continental anymore, it has a global appeal. I represent the continent to the world. Controversy is something that finds you, you don't find it, it is a mysterious propensity. I have a knack for speaking my mind, a knack for doing something completely out of the norm. My philosophies are different, I can't do the conventional, I can't be conformed, I don't go with the band wagon, I cannot be affiliated with a group or persons or philosophy or idealism. I never go to do press on my own, the point is it finds me not because I welcome it, but because I exist in an industry where I want to benefit from without allowing the effect of the industry to rub off on me. When little is known about a person that is in the public eye, things will be created in order to fit that gap, and a lot of times they are blown out of proportion.


There are bloggers that know next to nothing about journalism, they are what I like to call the 'cut and paste journalists', who pretty much go to your twitter timeline, crop everything on there word for word, then paste it on their blog. Everything is so easy now, and everybody is incredibly lazy, and that is sad. So, these are some of the things that give birth to a great deal of controversy when there is none. I mean what I have done that seriously is out of context that no one else has ever tried; we are human beings with all our feelings, our mistakes, short comings and weaknesses. That is what makes us unique in who we are…”

Speaking of Kenturah he says “In the heat of the whole drama between Kentura and I, people asked why I did not say a word. She released a story to the press about how I wrecked her life, I believe it was the emotions of the moment because that is not who she is and that would never define her, a lady whom I spent 6 years of my life with. She is an incredible person, incredibly beautiful, incredibly gifted, and incredibly generous with her soul, her spirit. You cannot spend 6 years with a Caribbean girl if she is not incredible. In our moments of grief and disappointments, we say things that we do not mean. Would I hold it against her? Maybe I did, but I moved on 5 minutes after, and I do not hold it against her. But she is always going to be a part of my life; my history will never be complete without her. It completely spells the measure of man that I am. I did not say one word and I still will not say one word in respect of who she is. If she is right I will leave it for people that know us to judge. They are the ones I owe my explanations too. I have often said that I don't owe anybody any apology as to the steps and decisions I take in my life. I owe hardened fans an explanation and not an apology. People that are waiting for me to wake up and say stuff have eternity to wait. She is who she is, she said what she did. She may regret it or not, I do not know because I never asked her, all I know is that someone spent 6 years with me and come rain come shine, anytime she calls me I will readily rise to the occasion. My life will never be complete with her and she will always have a special place in my heart.”

And as for his business with Nadia?

“You don't need a soothsayer to tell you nor do you need a fake prophet to spell it out to you. I am the kind of man that drops hints; I do not have to tell the whole story because it makes you lose your mystic, it makes you lose the strength of your advantage over people. But here I am with my BFF, an incredibly intelligent and beautiful person and I think that is what I need in my life”.

After more than a decade being a bad boy, that viral deliverance with the famous Prophet TB Joshua which trended for weeks (if you didn’t know about that video then you must have been living in a cave) brought more than popularity for Jim but a reconnection with God.
About that video and his thoughts on the public and some of his colleagues suggesting he orchestrated it in pursuit of more fame, he says “I will deem it completely reprehensible if I say what happened was orchestrated like people suggested. Segun Arinze and Charles Novia, men that I respected a lot, came out to say something completely derogatory of what happened that day. I am not really cool with Novia, we have always been at odds with each other, and nobody asked his opinion on what happened to another actor. If you want to be relevant; direct movies and project your creativity, so people will respect you more. Do not involve yourself in people’s private issues, I don't talk about your wife, I do not say she is overweight, nor do I talk about the fact that you need therapy. I do not talk about your personal issues though looking at you, I am sure you have enormous personal issues.

I do not talk about Segun, I know one or two things about him like he knows about me. We are not that close so he has no authority to talk about what happened in my life. He used to be like a big brother, one that I respect, but he lost all that because of the way he went about this issue. I had people that shared my experience, people that were happy for me. I went there to get answers for something entirely different. There are things that happen in your life that if you don't have the answers to, you go to a higher calling to make sense of it. When I got there, in a space of 5 - 10 minutes, something transpired and till this day I do not know what it is. They thought it was a PR gimmick that was to the gain of a synagogue church against one of Africa's top celebrities, and they needed some sort of validity and authenticity, they believe I was used, well that is their opinion. You cannot choose your time and place with God, you do not have that authority, God chooses it. The medium with which it happened was through a man, but my focus is the architect, so let them focus on man and a make mockery of it, I do not care what they say, my focus is on God”.

A case of bad boy turned good man still on the spotlight. I am still curious as to why Kentura Hamilton's press release stated she was set up to appear as a jealous and crazy lover in a scene from your reality TV show. Could this be true? Still denying such happened he says;
“That is amazing. I must have set up the whole group because everybody watched it. People are trying to say I orchestrated the whole picture taking, whispering in girl’s ears and everything else that went on. That would take a whole lot of setting up. Everything that transpired there is enough to give a woman grounds to be upset, and she was. Did I tell her to play it up? I don't think so. We all saw a friend of mine take a fall from a convertible and nearly break his neck; I would not put a friend in danger like that. My show is called ‘Unscripted’, it will always be called Unscripted.”


So is this the case of the media or what is described as ‘New Media’ blowing things out of proportion and the public taking things personal? “Oh Yes! They are bloggers that cannot feed themselves, and then all of a sudden someone informs them that with a few hits, money would be transferred into your account and it becomes an obsession. Any lives that get wrecked in the wake of that obsession, they do not care about. There are some good blogs out there, do not get me wrong. I am not a great fan of BellaNaija, but she is smart, she is articulate, and she knows what she is doing. Even when she attacks me or writes about me, you will know that there is the chance of a researched truth, though it may not be in its entirety. So, there are one or two good blogs out there that make an effort to research. Linda Ikeji is one of the lamest of them all, and some others that do not make any effort, they just cut and paste. There are people who are really trained for this job, they understand this job, people who are intellectually gifted as writers, yet they are taking food out of their mouths because of the new order of things. There is one they call Naijapals, me I call names if I want to, I do not care. This is stuff that fellow so called celebs want to talk about but do not have the balls to. This is part of the gains of already being labelled a black sheep, whatever I say now would not shock anybody. I just keep it real."
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dechandel:
I only go with number one.. Alot of guys do that

The 3rd one is for Igbo boys
Choi.. My container brothers no go kill person

U are ryt. At least every successful igbo guy must have at least one 22ft containers on the either on the high sea, just docked Or needs an agent to clear his it. While he is mingling with people in which some of them may become his prospective customers. As for that chick wey he wan toast, he might need her service around To WASH his success

Herbs . ..
And hot water
And some rest
Is good for you

I came here to sell Arrows

How dose this affect the price of data bundle?

Who has a plot of space for Sale ?

What will you do?